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RomanceRe: Guys: Would You Marry A Lady Based On The Fact That She Is Pregnant For You? by BABEELOVE(f): 9:30pm On Sep 09, 2007
Why nothuh If you are crazy enough to let your waistline determine your future you berra get married. Who is going to parent the child of "inconvenience"huh

Sorry you mezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzed up!!! Clean it up!!!! No second chances because he or she was "not" the one!!! Too late!!! You messed up your life, don't mess up the kid's and repeat the useless cycle all over again. It is called common sense. Happiness is not your portion in this life time then!!!! grin

Deal with it!!!

Or do the Nike thing like I did cool

Just do it!!!!!
RomanceRe: Where And How Did You Meet Your Partner? by BABEELOVE(f): 9:20pm On Sep 09, 2007
minute:
sad sad sad sad
Instigator!!!!!! wink Please today is Sunday no fighting! Need an enemahuh tongue
PoliticsRe: What Do U Think About Madam Speaker? by BABEELOVE(f): 8:50pm On Sep 09, 2007
naijaking1:
You think is all about bottom power? Well the country does not appreciate it one bit.
Then how in the world did she get therehuh shocked  Have you heard the woman speak in publichuh You will shed tears!!! cry cry cry cry cry

Nigeria na wah!!!! cry  Ah-ah!!!!---stop editin' my post please!!!! angry

Dear Naijaking1,  I am terribly sorry for the inconvenience this has caused you and those who care!!!  I guess when she stops "servicing" her godfathers and godmothers, she will be ourrra there as mysteriously as she appeared!!!! grin

obo.nyunmi:
i think she will be great in bed.
Past tense? tongue  Wrong baby girl---wrong!!!! She still moves in "Mysterious Ways"---- as aptly described by my leading men in U2---hi Bono--- kiss

Reliable grapevine sources like my dad have confirmed that the lady still gat the "groove' thing going!!! tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue  And you know that is all Nigerians need!!! grin-------- cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin  How do you think Yarry Dude lost the few remaining marbles he gat in his arse!!!huh  he he he he he he he!!! grin



chidichris:
all in all, is not her fault. in her dreams, she wouldn't emerge a house member talkless of speaker but glory be to obj.
how can such a woman be a speaker among intellectuals. i[b] saw a picture of her showing off her breasts in nairaland. [/b] what a shame to such a big nation.
unfortunately, she is in the right camp so that amount does not matter and efcc will ask us if we have evidence. God help u the day u are going to report obj pickin to efcc.
in this mad and crazy part of the world, she is under fire and she is the one appointing a committee to look into the matter - what is the need for nollywood when pdp can do well with captian obj.
Laff oh!!!!!  Laff oh!!!  Laff oh!!!  I can't stop laffing oh!!!

Hey buddy!!!! Lay off those breasts---the above powers!!! If you had breasts, you will understand the power of them "milk sources"!!!! As a guy--especially--- you need to recognize that fact!!!! Those breasts got her elected in the first place!!!  We have not even discussed "below the waist" matters oh-----the bottom powers!!! shocked  If she exposes the other areas on Nairaland nko! grin  Na only breast you see, you dey shout.  Abeg go ask OBJ and Yarry Dude for the "evidence" !!!!  You too will be a "believer"!!! he he he he he he!!!  This is the best part of my Sunday afternoon--thanks guys!!! cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin 

Hail Nigeria's woman speaker oh!!!! Nigerian "Nancy Pelossi"!!!!-----------Bottom power--Ghana High---speaker!!!!  Bottom power gurrrrrrrrrrrr oh!!!!-----------------  Mrs Etteh!!! cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
FoodRe: Strangest Objects You've Ever Found In Your Food Or Drink? by BABEELOVE(f): 8:19pm On Sep 09, 2007
Who dey edit ma posthuh I definitely did not type creepy-crawlie in my last post. Baba!!!! Take time oh!!! angry

M--------ts na foul languagehuh undecided
FoodRe: Strangest Objects You've Ever Found In Your Food Or Drink? by BABEELOVE(f): 8:17pm On Sep 09, 2007
minute:
strands of hair.
beetle
tiny nail shell.
stone.
shaft
matchstick
larva
cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin Eh hennnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!

More baby maggots and baby flies!!!! Na wa for maggot oh!!!!! grin
FoodRe: Strangest Objects You've Ever Found In Your Food Or Drink? by BABEELOVE(f): 8:05pm On Sep 09, 2007
bolorunfem:
Houseflies.
Maggots huh (at a party, the fish had probably been fried days before the event. The fished looked dry and nice outside but come and seen the bouncing maggots! Though I'd not eaten any part of the meat, yet I couldn't help throwing up on the spot, it was disgusting huh shocked sad
Yes!!!---------Maggots----I just throw way the bloody food.  My brothers just flick the things out and continued to eat!!!! cheesy  Those men--all 4 of them are still alive and well!!!! Nothing do them at all!!!! Gosh!!!! angry Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathuh Naija!!!! shocked PHCN no go kill me oh!!!

Anytime I come back from Nigeria with my suitcase of "dried" fish---Me and Oyinbo people go dey dig am out.  Maggot all over the suitcase in my snails and dried fish ooooooooooh!!!! cheesy

The good news is that the Oyinbo people are tired of seeing Nigerian maggots, since I am not the only one with the problem.  They just take a few samples and go behind one area and compare to the samples of Maggots they have under the microscope.  Then they release all my snails, fish and bushmeat to me with my maggots and tell me to "enjoy my protein"!!!! cheesy grin cheesy grin grin Stupid people!!! grin

When I get home I re-wash and re-spice then re-bake the salvageables in the oven then straight to the freezer for later consumption!!!! kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

Maggots are the most common thing found in foods in Nigeria. Unfortunately when you warm up the damn food all become ingridients. tongue All dey black and green!!! Can't tell what is what!!! Kai!!!! I tell you ehn!!!!  Oh God!!!!  Thank the Lord for strong immunities!!!
FoodRe: What Did You Cook Today? by BABEELOVE(f): 8:00pm On Sep 09, 2007
A pot of Okro soup and a pot of fresh fish/jumbo prawns stew for the whole week!!!!! cool
RomanceRe: Where And How Did You Meet Your Partner? by BABEELOVE(f): 7:42pm On Sep 09, 2007
bisii:
grin grin grin grin grin

u`re crackin me up girl, don't step on toes o!!!!!!!!
nice pic u got there tho!!!!, better than the other as it shows more, u kno what i mean!!!! wink wink
Thanks girl!!! Life is goooooooooooooooooooooooooood to me!!!  I gatz plenty to show how good life is!!!!! A dey sell am to the highest bidder!!!! Thank you Jesus!!!! kiss

Not steppin' on any toezzzzzzzzzzzzzz oh!!!  Na play a dey play oh! grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Where And How Did You Meet Your Partner? by BABEELOVE(f): 7:34pm On Sep 09, 2007
bisii:
grin grin, so those who don't r sort of what?? :, grin grin
Will remain single for the rest of their lives!!!!  The university is where you get the "tip top" boyz and gurlz!!!! cheesy  Not all these remnants when don recycle tire!!!! 

Most have gone beyond their "use by" dates!!! Like expired drugs or peanuts!!! grin

See rate of single Nairaland users-----75%------------he he he he he he he!!!!  Life with waka abouts!!! grin

Una go meet iceeeeeeeeeee, mukina, nana, tire oh!!!! grin

Or lets not forget sharn06 and Ajadrage my friend!!!! cheesy
RomanceRe: Where And How Did You Meet Your Partner? by BABEELOVE(f): 7:29pm On Sep 09, 2007
@topic!

In the university like every normal person should!!!!!!!-------During "Xtrrrrrrrrrrrrrrracurricular activites and Physical Ed classes of courzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!! wink After I had done all my class assignments and exams--proudly without carry overs!!!! cool

Not in a "bar" or "nairaland"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wink
Forum GamesRe: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by BABEELOVE(op): 7:15pm On Sep 09, 2007
Uche2nna:
Laff ma ass off!!!!!
Hello stranger!!! cheesy


Abi na you and your family send Acid? I beg let me know oh--so I go fit plan my escape route!!!! tongue
PoliticsRe: What Do U Think About Madam Speaker? by BABEELOVE(f): 7:12pm On Sep 09, 2007
What is there to think about about an agoyin woman, former head-dresser turned speaker with a terrible case of the "H" factor diseasehuh Go snatch person husband for calabar land begin answer Mrs. Etteh or wharrrever!!! grin 

Definition of "H" factor disease is as follows:

The H-eyes    'ave --it!!!!----------translated "the eyes have it"

The Hantony General of Nigeria!!! --------translated---The attorney general of Nigeria!


Hmmm!!!! Only in Nigeria!!!! cry 


Useless country!!!!! Tufiakwa!!!!! Thank God no be my mama!  A for don disown am tey tey!!! What a phenomenal disgrace!!!


Up bottom power!!!! cheesy
RomanceRe: Will You Attend the Wedding of your Ex-lover Who Dumped You? by BABEELOVE(f): 7:03pm On Sep 09, 2007
@topic

Wharra hell foehuh?

Please I do not believe in Murphy's law or Okafor's law!!!!  Heck witt you and ya wedding-----------think you are Mr. Universe or "sointin" !!! Just don't call me up to "chart"!!!!  Unless I dumped ya! kiss


If you are ourrrra ma life, you stay the herrout!!!! Unless, of course you left me with a smile on ma face!!!! cool
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by BABEELOVE(f): 6:37pm On Sep 09, 2007
Janet Jackson!!! 

All Nite---Don't Stop!!!!----------- rnbSuper club remix--vol #4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cool
RomanceRe: Is He In Love Or Just Playing On My Feelings by BABEELOVE(f): 1:23pm On Sep 09, 2007
iice:
grin grin grin
You dey laffhuh Just advise ya sister to brush up on her "skills" oh!!! Home boy don sabi "chop" sushi well well by nauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!! tongue
RomanceRe: Is He In Love Or Just Playing On My Feelings by BABEELOVE(f): 12:21pm On Sep 09, 2007
@Topic

We are you thinking ahead of yourself?----All thiz small gals sef eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!  Please just relax and enjoy your relationship----whatever that is.  You have not even received what he brought from "yankeeland" and you are stretching ya throat to "mother-in-law" thoughts!  A beg make you try relax oh! cheesy  For all you know it is just to compensate you for transportation fare for picking him up from the airport! wink

What's the rush-thinking for a "bi-continental" relationship anyway?  Please enjoy what you have now---bone thoughts of the future.  You know wetin the bobo dey do for "yankee"huh tongue   A Naija dude in yankee landhuh tongue--- Just make sure the dude has a lot of goodies for you for "im portmanteau" for the exotic "local flavored good time" you are going to provide for him while he is in "town"! kiss

You cannot lose all ways y'knowhuh tongue
RomanceRe: Women, Are they That Powerful? by BABEELOVE(f): 12:10pm On Sep 09, 2007
Mustay:
WHEN WE SAY WE NO WANT, JUST ONE LOOK 4M EM CAN MAKE US CHANGE OUR MIND


PROBABLY COS THEY WERE CARVED EM 4M ADAM'S RIB SHA
Are you telling me? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!! lipsrsealed

My eyes don see something for this my short life!!! The wahala wen dis BP---bottom power dey causehuh shocked
RomanceRe: Women, Are they That Powerful? by BABEELOVE(f): 12:07pm On Sep 09, 2007
Seun:
I don't respect women who rely on bottom-power. We men also have pepee power, but we conserve it!
Baba!!!

Not much expectations at all!  It is just a "natural" thing! That is how men were created.  I think the religious ones can tell the story of "Adam" and "Eve" since today is Sinday!!! cool That "pepee" power you are talking about have not been known to bring about the fall of  female "world" leaders! 

Anyone in the house heard of a female dignitary in this world that got on the news for "pepee" powerhuh  So wetin una dey conservehuh  We no need am as much as una need am!!! grin---Just give us money!!!! wink

Go Bill Clinton!!!! tongue
RomanceRe: Women, Are they That Powerful? by BABEELOVE(f): 12:00pm On Sep 09, 2007
olanajim:
What does that mean babeelove?
I say today is sunday and I enjoyed ya sermon on the[b] "mound"[/b] !!!!! cheesy No need to enter church today!!!! tongue
RomanceRe: Women, Are they That Powerful? by BABEELOVE(f): 11:49am On Sep 09, 2007
@Topic

What a question!!!  I see you have not taken any courses in "world history" yet!!!! wink

@Easybaby

Yup!!!! Don't forget the "above" booby power too!!! wink

olanajim:
It is not that women are that dangerous. Nope. Let me tell you something: GOD was never unfair to women. All these shout of gender equality, women discrimination, etc are just over stretched. We tend to over look the pertinent issue. Everything God created, is perfect for it own nature. Look at the snake. Take away it poison, and it become so ordinary. You can abuse it and do what you does on earthworm. Leave it poison, and we learn to fear even a young snake.

Women don't need gun to fight a battle. That a man is physically strong, does not confer men with superior strength. When a woman start getting physical like men, she equally started noticing that her feminine power starts depriciating. The strongest and the wisest man (in spite of their exploit) fell to women! Women power is subtle, and derives from their power of persuation. A powerful man must surely have a woman that aid his ascention to power. She may not even be a fucking partner. Women of integrity don't use sex alone to control men, Men are dangerous, but a woman of substance could neutralize any man without pointing a gun!

Women are natural leaders. But in most cases, they are potential despot! Take a survey of world female leaders and you would see a glimpse of this fact.

Yet, the lord that made them know they need men. He balanced both gender in ability and let them choose the part that favour them.

A real man must recognize that woman have the power. And he must as a matter of responsibility take charge of his own power. When a man surrender his power to women, he look foolish . Even women would not respect him again.

But for men, women would have had a field day running the world aground![/b]This is not intended to be an insult. It is a blunt fact.
Long Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! With plenty "slanations'!!!! tongue

Mustay:
they're[b] more powerful than money
sef!
Na you talk am!!!  That is why a say that for the next world[b] a wan come as man---make ma agbada and suit dey fly off in a heart beat toooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! cheesy cool[/b]

The most wonderful site to behold in this world!!!! cool I can't get over the images!

See as a neat looking so-called gent go pose for public like berra "peson".  The next minute---like a hungry animal---- all the clothes dey for ground before you say "hey" !!!! Just love it!!!!! cool grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy shocked
RomanceRe: How Many Times Did U Fall In Love B4 Actually Falling In Love by BABEELOVE(f): 11:26am On Sep 09, 2007
@Topic!!!
One time baby---one time!!! Fool me once--------shame on you!!!!  Fool me twice---shame on me!!!   Every other matter after that na "business" contract!!!!  What can you do for me, and what can[b] I do you for[/b]? ---------He he he he he he he he!!!! cheesy  How can one fall in love twice in life?  Sorry---me no fit duplicate the feeling oh! -------------what a waste of energy!!!!---Not that lonely to fall in love more than once!

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathuh shocked

If it was love sef!!!--------think a was 19 or so-----year 2 in university-----me don forget sef!!!

How can an adult fall in love twice?  It means the "peson" does not have a gainful employment or needs some children to bring him or her back to reality.

Please if it not working you have 2 options peeps!!!

Dip it low or Drop it like it's hot!!!!

If your love interest is not giving you the attention you  need just bone am and move on to the next one.  Rubbisssssssssssssssssssssssh!!!!!  

How can a "peson" fall in love with someone who is not in love with you when[b] men and women full for road?[/b]?? shocked  Fallin' in love twice in this life time is for fooooooooooooooools!!!! cheesy

BULLISHILITO!!!!! ;[/b]D

[b]More cognac for my sunday sacrament-----------please
wink!!! 

Dammmmmmmmmmmmmmn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These bloody Nigerians are yet to score a goal for his ye ye under 17 world world cup. Almost 45 minutes into the game.  Yellow card for Nigeria?  Abeg a dey go sleep!!! angry  These children  just wake me up this morrring for nothing!!!!!
Forum GamesRe: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by BABEELOVE(op): 11:09am On Sep 09, 2007
acidrop:
babe its never 2 late. uche babelove's family said i should tell u that they change their mind ooo, so u will give me that money so i can pass it down to them, remember i be messenger ooooooo grin
Which time una discuss that kain tin!!!   shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked This girl is at her tricks againhuh Messenger of bad news!!!!  How come you are the only messenger here on Nairalandhuh shocked

What is there to return when no bride price exchanged handhuh wink "Free gift!!!! A gift is a gift Acid---no return even if fight "buss" out!!!! tongue

Sabotagers abi na Saboteurs!!!---------- grin
FamilyRe: Nigerian Men Don't Marry Early Enough? by BABEELOVE(f): 10:55am On Sep 09, 2007
soulpatrol:
abegi, na the tori of how that guy dey 'cut corners' me i wan hear. i pity him wife o. and he calls it not-cheating. is that the new defintion? me i want to know o, before my man comes and gives me one kind yamayama disease. so mr 'corner cutter', let us in on the gist. biko. cheesy
Do you blame him?  Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, whatever works.  This life na only 2 days oh!  The day you are born and the day you die!!! Anything in between na dream!!! Live it up!!!!!! cool  If disease come, na say you don buy "markeeeeeeeeet" be that nauuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!  You have a permanent husband for life.  No divorce, no quarell, no fuss at all.  Na so so church una go dey go to "git right with the holy one"!!!!  No problem without solution oh!!!! cheesy
FamilyRe: Your Most Hated Household Chore? by BABEELOVE(f): 10:49am On Sep 09, 2007
All of them!!!! Bad for me nails, and have to wear gloves most of the time to prevent sratches on my knuckles!!!!! angry
FamilyRe: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by BABEELOVE(f): 10:44am On Sep 09, 2007
Tanna:
ANOTHER TIP, for the ladies

#6-Call him at work and tell him that u were just thinking about the last time you made love, say "I really liked the way you, (bent me over, thrust so strongly, or touched your breasts, etc. etc. - Just name 1 or 2 things specifically) and say you are wet 'cause you can't get the thought out of your mind.

Then beg him to come to you right away, (he may not be able to, but the point is to let him know you DESIRE him).

#7 -Prepare an extra delectable meal. Very soon after he starts to enjoy it (you don't want him too full yet[b]), come straddle him while he is at the table and whisper, "Dinner is over now. It's time for dessert." kiss[/b]
And my last tip for now


#8-We LADIES shouldn't be the Pillow Princess all the time.

A good man deserves to have his sexual appetite quenched, so stay off of your back sometimes and ride him face-to-face, backwards, and on the stairs - Anything that allows him to sit back relax, and YOU do all the work wink
This is very good!!!  he he he he he he!!!! cheesy  May your marriage last for ever!!!! wink  You really know ya job!!!

I like #8 the best!!! cool

doyin13:
To make a marriage spicy

use Curry now grin grin grin
Please I do not think certain body parts will react kindly to than type of "spice".

sneeze sneeze sneeze sneeze!!!!!
PoliticsRe: Nigerian,jailed In Uk For Fraud, Forgery. by BABEELOVE(f): 4:37am On Sep 09, 2007
Mohadana/dimka/kelon/okoroamadi/pilas at work again!!!!! undecided
Forum GamesRe: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by BABEELOVE(op): 4:30am On Sep 09, 2007
crazykid:
How about your exact location in Lagos?
Sorry, I am not a "city" chick!!!  I am very country at heart!!!  I like the sound of[b] "cocks"[/b] crowing at dawn!!!  So live in the "country side"!!!!!  Down in the deep. deep south!!!! wink---------------Texas Tea!!!!
Forum GamesRe: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by BABEELOVE(op): 1:37pm On Sep 08, 2007
crazykid:
I guess all the family problems are solved now.

Can we now continue our discussions?
Yes dear! what particular topic would you like to discuss? tongue
FamilyRe: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by BABEELOVE(f): 1:31pm On Sep 08, 2007
austino100:
What is good for the "goosy" is good for the "gandy"oh!!!! wink
huh just remember it back fires. Once it does that you know what the end will be

Divorce
Oh yeahhuh Did I divorce you when you married 3 other wives in ma living room and I served the "kola"huh tongue
You are not serious oh!   shocked
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Considering A "meet-up"'' What's Your Opinion? by BABEELOVE(f): 1:24pm On Sep 08, 2007
iice:
Babeelove. . .not undecided. . .more like nonchalant
artful dodger!!!! tongue
RomanceRe: Happy Marriages, Do They Exist? by BABEELOVE(f): 1:18pm On Sep 08, 2007
crazykid:
Good marriages exist if you want them to. When a person builds his marriage in Christ, he is truthful, sincere and faithful towards his wife, then that marriage is blessed and believe me, both couples would enjoy it to its fullest.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm lipsrsealed Word oh!  With plenty "splanations"!!!! lipsrsealed  And you dey for "Nairaland"huh lipsrsealed

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