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Why not If you are crazy enough to let your waistline determine your future you berra get married. Who is going to parent the child of "inconvenience" Sorry you mezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzed up!!! Clean it up!!!! No second chances because he or she was "not" the one!!! Too late!!! You messed up your life, don't mess up the kid's and repeat the useless cycle all over again. It is called common sense. Happiness is not your portion in this life time then!!!! ![]() Deal with it!!! Or do the Nike thing like I did ![]() Just do it!!!!! |
minute:Instigator!!!!!! Please today is Sunday no fighting! Need an enema ![]() |
naijaking1:Then how in the world did she get there You will shed tears!!! Nigeria na wah!!!! ![]() Dear Naijaking1, I am terribly sorry for the inconvenience this has caused you and those who care!!! I guess when she stops "servicing" her godfathers and godmothers, she will be ourrra there as mysteriously as she appeared!!!! ![]() obo.nyunmi:Past tense? Wrong baby girl---wrong!!!! She still moves in "Mysterious Ways"---- as aptly described by my leading men in U2---hi Bono--- Reliable grapevine sources like my dad have confirmed that the lady still gat the "groove' thing going!!! And you know that is all Nigerians need!!! -------- How do you think Yarry Dude lost the few remaining marbles he gat in his arse!!! he he he he he he he!!! ![]() chidichris:Laff oh!!!!! Laff oh!!! Laff oh!!! I can't stop laffing oh!!! Hey buddy!!!! Lay off those breasts---the above powers!!! If you had breasts, you will understand the power of them "milk sources"!!!! As a guy--especially--- you need to recognize that fact!!!! Those breasts got her elected in the first place!!! We have not even discussed "below the waist" matters oh-----the bottom powers!!! Na only breast you see, you dey shout. Abeg go ask OBJ and Yarry Dude for the "evidence" !!!! You too will be a "believer"!!! he he he he he he!!! This is the best part of my Sunday afternoon--thanks guys!!! Hail Nigeria's woman speaker oh!!!! Nigerian "Nancy Pelossi"!!!!-----------Bottom power--Ghana High---speaker!!!! Bottom power gurrrrrrrrrrrr oh!!!!----------------- Mrs Etteh!!! ![]() |
Who dey edit ma post I definitely did not type creepy-crawlie in my last post. Baba!!!! Take time oh!!! ![]() M--------ts na foul language ![]() |
minute: Eh hennnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!More baby maggots and baby flies!!!! Na wa for maggot oh!!!!! ![]() |
bolorunfem:Yes!!!---------Maggots----I just throw way the bloody food. My brothers just flick the things out and continued to eat!!!! Those men--all 4 of them are still alive and well!!!! Nothing do them at all!!!! Gosh!!!! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat Naija!!!! Anytime I come back from Nigeria with my suitcase of "dried" fish---Me and Oyinbo people go dey dig am out. Maggot all over the suitcase in my snails and dried fish ooooooooooh!!!! ![]() The good news is that the Oyinbo people are tired of seeing Nigerian maggots, since I am not the only one with the problem. They just take a few samples and go behind one area and compare to the samples of Maggots they have under the microscope. Then they release all my snails, fish and bushmeat to me with my maggots and tell me to "enjoy my protein"!!!! Stupid people!!! ![]() When I get home I re-wash and re-spice then re-bake the salvageables in the oven then straight to the freezer for later consumption!!!! Maggots are the most common thing found in foods in Nigeria. Unfortunately when you warm up the damn food all become ingridients. All dey black and green!!! Can't tell what is what!!! Kai!!!! I tell you ehn!!!! Oh God!!!! Thank the Lord for strong immunities!!! |
A pot of Okro soup and a pot of fresh fish/jumbo prawns stew for the whole week!!!!! ![]() |
bisii:Thanks girl!!! Life is goooooooooooooooooooooooooood to me!!! I gatz plenty to show how good life is!!!!! A dey sell am to the highest bidder!!!! Thank you Jesus!!!! Not steppin' on any toezzzzzzzzzzzzzz oh!!! Na play a dey play oh! ![]() |
bisii:Will remain single for the rest of their lives!!!! The university is where you get the "tip top" boyz and gurlz!!!! Not all these remnants when don recycle tire!!!! Most have gone beyond their "use by" dates!!! Like expired drugs or peanuts!!! ![]() See rate of single Nairaland users-----75%------------he he he he he he he!!!! Life with waka abouts!!! ![]() Una go meet iceeeeeeeeeee, mukina, nana, tire oh!!!! ![]() Or lets not forget sharn06 and Ajadrage my friend!!!! ![]() |
@topic! In the university like every normal person should!!!!!!!-------During "Xtrrrrrrrrrrrrrrracurricular activites and Physical Ed classes of courzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!! After I had done all my class assignments and exams--proudly without carry overs!!!! ![]() Not in a "bar" or "nairaland"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ![]() |
Uche2nna:Hello stranger!!! ![]() Abi na you and your family send Acid? I beg let me know oh--so I go fit plan my escape route!!!! ![]() |
What is there to think about about an agoyin woman, former head-dresser turned speaker with a terrible case of the "H" factor disease Go snatch person husband for calabar land begin answer Mrs. Etteh or wharrrever!!! Definition of "H" factor disease is as follows: The H-eyes 'ave --it!!!!----------translated "the eyes have it" The Hantony General of Nigeria!!! --------translated---The attorney general of Nigeria! Hmmm!!!! Only in Nigeria!!!! Useless country!!!!! Tufiakwa!!!!! Thank God no be my mama! A for don disown am tey tey!!! What a phenomenal disgrace!!! Up bottom power!!!! ![]() |
@topic Wharra hell foe ?Please I do not believe in Murphy's law or Okafor's law!!!! Heck witt you and ya wedding-----------think you are Mr. Universe or "sointin" !!! Just don't call me up to "chart"!!!! Unless I dumped ya! If you are ourrrra ma life, you stay the herrout!!!! Unless, of course you left me with a smile on ma face!!!! ![]() |
Janet Jackson!!! All Nite---Don't Stop!!!!----------- rnbSuper club remix--vol #4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ![]() |
iice:You dey laff Just advise ya sister to brush up on her "skills" oh!!! Home boy don sabi "chop" sushi well well by nauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!! ![]() |
@Topic We are you thinking ahead of yourself?----All thiz small gals sef eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Please just relax and enjoy your relationship----whatever that is. You have not even received what he brought from "yankeeland" and you are stretching ya throat to "mother-in-law" thoughts! A beg make you try relax oh! For all you know it is just to compensate you for transportation fare for picking him up from the airport! ![]() What's the rush-thinking for a "bi-continental" relationship anyway? Please enjoy what you have now---bone thoughts of the future. You know wetin the bobo dey do for "yankee" A Naija dude in yankee land --- Just make sure the dude has a lot of goodies for you for "im portmanteau" for the exotic "local flavored good time" you are going to provide for him while he is in "town"! You cannot lose all ways y'know ![]() |
Mustay:Are you telling me? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!! ![]() My eyes don see something for this my short life!!! The wahala wen dis BP---bottom power dey cause |
Seun:Baba!!! Not much expectations at all! It is just a "natural" thing! That is how men were created. I think the religious ones can tell the story of "Adam" and "Eve" since today is Sinday!!! That "pepee" power you are talking about have not been known to bring about the fall of female "world" leaders! Anyone in the house heard of a female dignitary in this world that got on the news for "pepee" power So wetin una dey conserve We no need am as much as una need am!!! ---Just give us money!!!! ![]() Go Bill Clinton!!!! ![]() |
olanajim:I say today is sunday and I enjoyed ya sermon on the[b] "mound"[/b] !!!!! No need to enter church today!!!! ![]() |
@Topic What a question!!! I see you have not taken any courses in "world history" yet!!!! ![]() @Easybaby Yup!!!! Don't forget the "above" booby power too!!! ![]() olanajim:Long Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! With plenty "slanations'!!!! ![]() Mustay:Na you talk am!!! That is why a say that for the next world[b] a wan come as man---make ma agbada and suit dey fly off in a heart beat toooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! [/b]The most wonderful site to behold in this world!!!! I can't get over the images!See as a neat looking so-called gent go pose for public like berra "peson". The next minute---like a hungry animal---- all the clothes dey for ground before you say "hey" !!!! Just love it!!!!! |
@Topic!!! One time baby---one time!!! Fool me once--------shame on you!!!! Fool me twice---shame on me!!! Every other matter after that na "business" contract!!!! What can you do for me, and what can[b] I do you for[/b]? ---------He he he he he he he he!!!! How can one fall in love twice in life? Sorry---me no fit duplicate the feeling oh! -------------what a waste of energy!!!!---Not that lonely to fall in love more than once!Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat If it was love sef!!!--------think a was 19 or so-----year 2 in university-----me don forget sef!!! How can an adult fall in love twice? It means the "peson" does not have a gainful employment or needs some children to bring him or her back to reality. Please if it not working you have 2 options peeps!!! Dip it low or Drop it like it's hot!!!! If your love interest is not giving you the attention you need just bone am and move on to the next one. Rubbisssssssssssssssssssssssh!!!!! How can a "peson" fall in love with someone who is not in love with you when[b] men and women full for road?[/b]?? ![]() BULLISHILITO!!!!! ;[/b]D [b]More cognac for my sunday sacrament-----------please !!! Dammmmmmmmmmmmmmn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These bloody Nigerians are yet to score a goal for his ye ye under 17 world world cup. Almost 45 minutes into the game. Yellow card for Nigeria? Abeg a dey go sleep!!! These children just wake me up this morrring for nothing!!!!! |
acidrop:Which time una discuss that kain tin!!! Messenger of bad news!!!! How come you are the only messenger here on Nairaland What is there to return when no bride price exchanged hand "Free gift!!!! A gift is a gift Acid---no return even if fight "buss" out!!!! ![]() Sabotagers abi na Saboteurs!!!---------- ![]() |
soulpatrol:Do you blame him? Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, whatever works. This life na only 2 days oh! The day you are born and the day you die!!! Anything in between na dream!!! Live it up!!!!!! If disease come, na say you don buy "markeeeeeeeeet" be that nauuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!! You have a permanent husband for life. No divorce, no quarell, no fuss at all. Na so so church una go dey go to "git right with the holy one"!!!! No problem without solution oh!!!! ![]() |
All of them!!!! Bad for me nails, and have to wear gloves most of the time to prevent sratches on my knuckles!!!!! ![]() |
Tanna:This is very good!!! he he he he he he!!!! May your marriage last for ever!!!! You really know ya job!!!I like #8 the best!!! ![]() doyin13:Please I do not think certain body parts will react kindly to than type of "spice". sneeze sneeze sneeze sneeze!!!!! |
Mohadana/dimka/kelon/okoroamadi/pilas at work again!!!!! ![]() |
crazykid:Sorry, I am not a "city" chick!!! I am very country at heart!!! I like the sound of[b] "cocks"[/b] crowing at dawn!!! So live in the "country side"!!!!! Down in the deep. deep south!!!! ---------------Texas Tea!!!! |
crazykid:Yes dear! what particular topic would you like to discuss? ![]() |
austino100:Oh yeah Did I divorce you when you married 3 other wives in ma living room and I served the "kola" ![]() You are not serious oh! |
iice:artful dodger!!!! ![]() |
crazykid:Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm Word oh! With plenty "splanations"!!!! And you dey for "Nairaland" ![]() |
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If you are crazy enough to let your waistline determine your future you berra get married. Who is going to parent the child of "inconvenience"

Please today is Sunday no fighting! Need an enema


