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mellow:
I think the[b] men cheat more than the women [/b] . All the reasons enumerated above

by craze apply to the men. whi is the Boss that will want to sleep with the woman

before giving her a job? the married m[/b]an.

[b]A married woman does not date every man she sees on the way like the men do.

Every thing on Skirt.

A woman does not look lustfully at every Handsome man that comes accross her way

like the men do.
I
can go on and on and on but the bottom line is that men cheat more than the women

and remember that the men can cheat without the society frowning at them but the women?
Well, I quess you know better.[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!

Na you talk am!!!!! More pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

pamddi:
@babeelove,

u have really made some  contribs,

but if i may say mine,

marriage is kept spicy if 2 of u are honest.
tell one another what u feel about the marriage and folks should not get scared when the other is being honest about his or her feeling

we can be mr prefect al the time but we should try to introduce new things once in a while,

it does necc always have to be a new move in bed.
little things like a text now and then that is scandalous,
a hug for no reason.
suprise gifts or privildges
trade chores,

the list is endless,
one thing is if u are committed to this person his/her feeling will matter
u be interseted in the person well being,
the keyword is try!!

Hmmmmmmmmmmm.  All you said is good.  But you see, you are too young to understand.  Can you keep farming with only one cutlass abi na Machete-I personally cannot stand overused blunt objects--or can you keep planting seeds in an unfertile land without manure  We need new tools to work with for optimum "harvest" and "performance enhancement stategies"!!!!

After using the same pen to write for a while, it runs out of ink---you have to refill it or get a new one after all----No be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo   Please help me out here oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!

acidrop:
so what if em say benlay, abi make i call am for you

And you were pretending since till you drove the dude away. You will have to pluck him out of the hands of another Nairalander first before he returns to you.

acidrop:
oooooooooooooooooookkkk, na now i understand, na nigerian movie style. ok sory, sorry no vex, oya we be best friends

wetin u mean by that one now, u know say i get my own bobo, what if he come hear now nko?

you get your own bobo and you have time to do "the messenger"? Please talk to me. What is wrong?

@topic

Why not?

I personally favour Mrs Etteh---the current speaker of the house.  She sure has covered  "all bases" !!!! Okonjo-Iweala cannot match her skills.

_{----someone who could not keep her own husband from frolicking with his co-workers ----can definitely not rule Nigeria---not enough bottom power} no sirs!!!!! 

Make una vote for Madam Etteh oh!!!!

See wahala!!!!Una no dey tire to fight

cute-ass:
I think he meant he introduced her to them the night before the wedding and found out they had all previously slept with her, not that they all slept with her that night

@ poster

At the end of the day it all lies in what your heart tells you, and not what we (Nairalanders) think, Cos this is your own person "till death do us path" we're talking about here.

If you think you can go on living everyday, looking at her and not each time wndering what position she had it with this your friend, or where this other friend did it with her or find her disgusting for being round the whole block of your friends 5times and back, then i say why the hell not

. . but if thats not the case, then both of you will live a happier and more fulfilled life apart!

As for the girl, i hope for her sake that the next guy she meets has no friends or his friends havent had their time with her, as regards this case . . she made her bed and will just be lieing in it, as easy as that!

And he waited for the night before the wedding to disturb us? Well, no wahala---my dear poster you go hear tory tire---you ears go full!!!!

Singing Sunny Ade!!!!!

_{Let them say!!!!!!!}

sillyboy:
I would not marry a lady simply because she's pregnant for me. I will only make sure I accept my baby but definately not marry the mother if I never intended to do that before.

Of course---- Like most of you, that was not what mine was saying when he was on cloud nine oooooooooh. ---I heard things that I could not believe myself----  [b]He promised me heaven and earth and thought he could bail out at the last minute---[/b]Whosai!!!  My father was ready to burn down their whole village!!!! Trying to take advantage of a "sweet innocent thing" as my very self!!!!

So please before you embark on that "glorious" ride---think about it very well!!!  If you can sleep with a man or woman--be prepared to go all the way!!! If a child comes in the picture your feelings do not count anymore---Give the child or children the legitimacy they deserve and when they are settled and recognize both parents, you can split if you want to.  You are doing it for the poor kids.

olanajim:
So babeelove is militia?

Olanajim---which wan be ya own sef

hazeleyez:
@ babelove

your answers are always blowing in the wind. i hope you chase them down sha and don't let them get away.

Wind is like time----you cannot put it in a bottle.  My answers will continue to blow in the wind.   Just believe what you think is the real deal!!!!

Men cheat more--because society condones that and turn around and castigate women who do.  For a man it is a "dog" thing and for a woman---it is a counter reaction out of frustration or perceived neglect. So if you treat your partner right you are more likely to command fidelity----if you don't----he he he he he he -----the options are endless!!!!

A man can have many children outside matrimony or monogamy--while it is less common for woman to have children outside a union.

Mystique:
News Flash: Marriages cannot remain spicy for too long. . . .

You just have to get used to the routine and boredom after some time. . .

Well!  Thank you for your imput.  May your marriage remain boring and without spice so you may forget the "good times" since you have opted to get used to the "routine and boredom"-----------Just let us borrow your husbands for one night a week so he does not kill you with rat poison one day for your missionary activities!!!!

oyie:

what manner of advice am i yet to read in najia land!
does spicing your marriage have to be about sex?
what being best of friends?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!

What else is the matter between man and woman if not sex?

Please we can be best friends as from our 25th year anniversary!!! Right now----it is time to keep the soup spicy!!!!!

Siena:
Militia, you're still as crazy as ever, but still love ya!

Thanks baby!!!! Love you too-------------always!!!!!

olanajim:
A sure pathway to doom. Gay? Sane men must resist it.

he he he he he he he!!!!

Proff proff!!!--------Everything leads to doom thiz days oh!!!

acidrop:
scatter, as that one take be scattering, abeg am reparing oooo, u sef na now u wan come dey sweet talk, if uche dey here u go dey curse me, this your friend na chamelion wey dey change colour oooooooooo

Yes!!! Start repairing!!! Me curse you ke? Why? I say you are my "best" friend nauuuuuuuuuuu!!! The kind you see in "Nigerian" home movies!!! The very best!!!

acidrop:
chei babe, na me u dey diss, just because am standing up for u. ok oooo, no wahala, na nxt time, c hw u reduce me infront of that your yeye husband, so our friendhip nko, maybe na only me dey call u freind, make we just know right now

Ah ah!  You be real friend indeed!!! Our friendship is in tact!!! Who go be ma messenger now? he he he he he!!!  This is the second time you have proved what a "good" friend you are and boy you are a real gem---a real diamond in the rough!-----------

Rock on baby!!!!   I go set trap for you one of thiz dayz if you try to scatter me and Uche again!   Madam Okoye!!!!   If you want the bobo, just tell me!  All a want na friday and saturday nights! You can have Sunday to Thursday. Okay! Only friday or saturday night only----you can have the six days!!!

Let me warn you that by the time I finish with him--na only slap you go receive for that 5 days you are with him!!! he he he he he he!   Even on that sunday when you take him to church-you will receive the hottest slap of your life for irritating the heck ourra him!  You know sey a no be the juju kind. 

_{But there are other powers when you no get!!!!}

+osisi:
babeelove,abeg read the prescriptions well well before you give your customers abi patients viagra when they came for ordinary amoxicillin.

+osisi:
babeelove,you don begin your usual night packing?

he he he he he he he!!!    I will not reply you +osisi!!!  just dey fain me trouble!!! Dimka is on his way for you!!!!  Na im fit you well well!!!

Pilas---over to you oh! This na your babe!!!

chiegemba:
hey Babee; i waka d whole threads just 2 search for you "how u dey now?

Never felt better ma dear sister-in-law!  How you no go waka--when you spend all the day in church  Wetin you dey find dey here for Nairaland---no need to enter church!!!

naijaking1:
@Babeelove

You just continue to intrigue me.
Admirations.

Hope it is the good kind of admirations and intrigue oh! Thanks anyway!

_{Gosh!!! I have been banned from flirting in Political section so I will have to excuse myself----------I have a problem with hormonal imbalance at night!!! ----------Before PTH rise from the dead!!!}

chiegemba:
Hellooooooooooooooooooo!

My dear sister-in-law!!! See confusion for our house oh!  Some people are threatening me and Uche's conjugals seriously.  What to do now?  I am sure you have a very "churchly" solution to this problem.

_{Seriously considering this YIM of a thing!}

E get some things wey a wan tell Uche seriously---------Agenegbode style--- for im ears alone!!! Because Nairaland go shut down and a fit receive "life" ban from all international websites for my yarnings!!!!

_{I am so in the moooooooooooooooooooooood!!!!} seriously ovulating!!!!

acidrop:
which day u turn p-square? y are u callin me busybody, just because u married her dosent mean she is not my friend, which kind inlaw be this one sef, abi? chi u still check this guy ooooooooo

Uche2nna:
Busy body

Na you be the "P Square"---is your last name Okoye by any chance? 

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! Acidrop Okoye!!!! I dey hail oh!!!!

Uche2nna:
Hahahahahahahahah
Cant believe I missed all this
Yep, there is only one queen naw!!!!! You is my one and only. Still as strong as Cleopatra on the throne of Egypt with the backing of Ceasar!!!!

_{Batting ma eyelids!!!!!!} Oooooooooooooooooooooh baby!!! You are ma sugar!

Crazykid, my son Unless someone else has been milking my cow, then there is no way CK can be my son
I heard that Faze had him in mind when he sang "Kolomentality".

You know say before we meet---you get plenty plenty shidrens!!! A just adopt all of them so there will be peace in this house.  I will be forced to throw them all out very soon. 

Chi Baby!  Abeg where is that your bulldozer?

mukina2:
you still dey talk abi?

i go burn your bed soon you go sleep for ground

i go hire area boys dash them small cash . m ake them beat you and uche well well

Mukina!!!  Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat  Anyway---no be your own dey pain me now!!! I will deal with you later.----Is this the same Mukina2 in this Nairaland Abi somebody is using your log in name Ah-ah

_{Trying to spoil ma romantique mood!!!  You fail oh---- my daughter--you fail!!!!}
You go go get ya own man oh!!! ---where is Toshman

You are your crazykid of a bworda fail oh!  

acidrop:
babe, can't u c , i dey try put value for your head, this guy go just dey treat u anyhow, even though your family no even remember say them get pikin i tried to convince them, so am waiting 4 d money, meanwhil, my transport fare 2 your village dey inside d money ooo because that una village 2 far
close your eyes my friend, can't u c hw me am closing my own eyes

Hmmmmmmmmmmm!  My head no get value abi?  My family no remember say them get pickin becus a don loss abi?  Yes oh close ya eyes!!! Wetin una wan see?

Uche2nna:
Busy body
You should be worrying more about putting value onto your own head My wife is worth her weight in gold

he he he he he he!!! No main the lonely babe jare.  All the  fine bobos when don chase am, she refuse---her own value dey decrease daily till Aki and Paw Paw no go even want am!

_{Abeg where is K0be or PTH----------this babe is lonely oh!!!}

grafikdon:
Dimka, how many ID's do you have?

You go tire to ask that question!!! The guy is here to stay! Even Seun don tire for am! I think he went to set up his own cyber cafe in Ogun state next to Nairaland oh!!!!


Well doyin13

your dimka you so wanted back is here oh! Please do not complain when he decides to fill Nairaland with his lengthy educational posts containing "the igbo" tin!!!!

Mrs. Etteh!!!
Mrs. Etteh!!!
Mrs. Etteh!!!
Mrs. Etteh!!!
Mrs. Etteh!!!


Up Bottom Power oh!!!! You gatz to love the woman!!!!!!!!

naijaking1:
@Babeelove

How come you know so much?

What do you mean?  Am I not a Nigerian? Because a dey play with una for Nairaland  I wish you knew!!!! Me too get connection for Naija too oh!  Not only Mamajama and BigB1 ---I just choose to keep a low profile so my money keeps coming in every month! -----------<sub>without fail----------like my sugar daddy Paw Paw mentioned a while back--------------somebody dey pay heavily for ma band width!!!

My share of the National cake!!!!</sub>

hazeleyez:
lol very funny about your grandmother
_{are you still in the marriage and is it a happy one?}

he he he he he he he!!!

The answer my friend-------------is blowing in the wind!!!!




_{Come closer let me whisper in your ears!  For your ears only oh!!!  Top secret info--don't let Nairalanders know oh!!!  I actually traded for a newer model!}

hazeleyez:
the nike thing like you did? did u marry a guy cus u were pregnant for him? (jus asking babes, not judging)

Yes darling!  It was either that or at gun point from ma papa!!! My father threatened to kill both of us. Married at 19yrs old baby!!!  The only pregnant babe in the university!!!

We do not kill children where I come from! My grand mother told us we would die if we attempted to commit any "abominable act"---should have seen the woman--she was too scary to contemplate any foolishness!!!

mukina2:
na me u dey sell

i dey scatter this house today

Uche!!!!  Uche!!!  Uche!!!

This Muki is definitely your responsiblity!  I don remove ma hand for her matter oh!

What type of children come into the world uninvited these days!!! Yiou wan sleep on the same bed with ya papa?

_{Make a no commit murder on a Sunday oh! Muki!  Muki! Muki!}

naijaking1:
@Babeelove

No I haven't heard her speak. No matter what language she speaks, I'm sure OBJ and her other mentors understand.

Then you aint seen nathing yet!  Please stay tuned!!! The woman na female version of Zuburudaya of  " Masquarade" or "The New Masquerade"-----wharrrever it is called now.  Her concept of "English" language dey break windows!!!

I am glad you understand that certain communication skills do not need "phonemes"!!!!   Other "senses" can feel, think, act and do stuff!!!!

hitsales:
Well, you've got your mouth but I'm sticking to my guns girl, lol

Thank you! I am glad you understand.  Can't you see all the "chests" exposed on Nairaland here

Please do not tempt the "frail" and "weak" minded!!!!

Uche2nna:
Abi oooooooooo!!!! Abeg no mind me ooooooooo !!!!! Just gat some stuff (from home) that I got to deal with.

Anyways, I am back so let the love making begin
You aint gat no escape route. Any route You take now will ultimately end in ma bedroom

About Acid, no mind the girl. She is just being acid but unfortunatley she no wan begin react with the base wey we provide for her (Oga Mr Benlay)

I don begin dey fear oh!  You gat me protruding all over Nairalandyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! What do we do about this crowd in here  I like the "curtain" partitioning principle---like the good old days.  Only sound effects no "visuals"

We have to watch this Acidic babe oh!!! Ah - ah!  Comes up with all kinds of "stunts"!!!

Who come send you stuff from home now  A get rival  Hmmmmmmmmmmm!!! Because you did not get the soup I send you So home base don take over No wahala! Make a no see im leg for Insomniac section oh!!! There can only be one queen be on this thread!!! Unless na our children!

crazykid:
Did I hear someone say love making

Hmmmmm Oya make una de comot una cloth I sharp sharp nobody de here.

See this pickin oh!!! Uche, see ya son What disrespect You wan see you parents "unclothedness"   Nigeria don baje finish.  I definitely did not teach you that!

mukina2:
u see wetin i do for your facebook

lauryn:
@ Uttah
You dey mad, Na who dey growl? . Bia, this pikin You don overgrow wings o!.

Look, I am off to the movies!!!  Uche can babysit.  Honey- Bunny Uche, please make sure the children are in bed before I come back oh!  They are all getting out of hand.  You are such an indulgent father!  If not for the respect I have for you, I would have sold them all the DFACS---------------for frrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!