₦airaland Forum

EvolvedPisces:
We've been friends for a decade or so and we are like blood brothers.. He's been married for 6years and I was the best man in the wedding.. His wife's buttocks are so huge with very wide hips (I've been fantasizing) not knowing she too, was ready to go down with me... Well, I pretended I didn't know my friend told me he was traveling and i went to his house this morning... The kids were away to school... Before I could say jack, she started kissing me and that was it... I feel regret and anguished, do I tell my friend or just stop and pretend nothing happened !!!

We already know you're lying

Champneys:
Your father, your fu..cking brainless pleb!

Go su...ck a di...ck you raaasclart!

Father? Stop fooling yourself

You're an impotent and sterile bastàrd!

Champneys:
Everything is not about sex, you fu...cking dimwit!

Who is this twàt?!

Twitter story

Alexgman1:
You have being dating a girl for a year and all of a sudden she broke up with you and went back to her ex who she said she hated so much & would hurt him if she ever saw him again because he used her & took advantage of her. Do you think there is something am not doing right Or does her ex has something i dont have that she went back to him?

You're probably rotten in bed that's why she left you!

Whiteangel1234:
Heavy Shootout between the security operatives and some unknown Gunmen who invaded Orlu city in about 4 convoy , police station and some market have been set ablaze .

More updated if you are in Orlu

LINK TO VIDEO BELOW

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=890632915029613&id=100022487381800


TWITTER LINK NIGERIA SOLDIERS DEPLOYED

Orlu is no longer safe😭😭 pic.twitter.com/vxelZ0GBtJ

— Fimber🌴 (@Ezeakaibeya1) January 25, 2021

EYE WITNESS REPORT


There is confusion every where in Orlu LGA of Imo State, all markets deserted, I have been to International market, old market, Afo Ogidi, and Ogboshishi markets to see things for myself. The Nigerian army lost two of their officers to the ESN and have block the new Orlu Owerri road after harvesters hotel. Nobody know what will happen in the next minute. Stray bullet from the ESN made security personnel of Mawatec LTD desert their office. A vandalized Hilux van belonging to the police is seen by the road side in Ogboshishi market. As I write, there are gun shots been heard. Nigeria in gradually sliding into a state of war. God have mercy.

Alarmist!

How is Nigeria sliding into a state of war?!

walter11590:
Paul adefarasin is 58 wow! Congrats to man whose excellence in ministry is millions of miles ahead than most Nigerian pastors.

How can it be millions of miles away when the circumference of the earth is not even up to a million miles

These are the type of pics I love to see

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all.. At an event on Saturday, a man gave me the stare down as he was walking to his seat and then sat down backing me.

What could this mean? I’m a frequent at that particular venue where the occasion was held. What could this mean?[/color]

You need a good hard fvck

Your breasts are yearning for some masculine touch

Very stupid and wicked woman

I'm all for it

GMBuhari:
Sad story

May we not jam àgbákò woman

No matter how neatly you package a dog, a dog is still going to be a dog,

She didn't even go to another state, she slept with neighbors and had 3 kids within 10 years , it's logical to say landlord was just sampling the neighbor is the real OG

That woman was definitely anfaani àdúgbò and she cost that man 10 years of his life


Fear WOMEN. AND AGAIN MAY WE NOT MARRY OLÓRÍ BURÚKÚ AS A WIFE


I posted a story earlier about a guy whose babe and her friend gave birth the same day, that home hasn't settled since then, he just found out recently that while she was not pregnant, when she was pregnant and when she gave birth, she'd been talking to another guy who has promised to take care of her and "the baby" ( this is the reason why they fought all the time the lady always chatting calling and receiving texts from different men)

So throughout that period when the guy was suffering over pregnancy food, baby stuffs, she was actually telling someone else she loves him and she can't wait to be with him again


Problem now is guy wants to do DNA to confirm if the baby is his and he expressly told me, if it's not his baby he's going to murder the lady and her child

He just can't shake the feeling that his babe and her friend did 3 sum with some guy, they both got pregnant the same day and gave birth literally 10minutes after each other

What advise would you give a man going through this mental / emotional trauma?


This thing starts from somewhere and the man always gets the blame when they can no longer deal

The fact that the two ladies gave birth on the same day does not mean that they got pregnant on the same day

Always exercise some self control

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Chii59:
Nice try. Currently unavailable. Check next door.

I'm not going to the next door.

I will stay put here until this door opens

Chii59:
Exactly. I equally learnt about how bad wearing tights to sleep is. I stopped my little sis from doing that when I found out she formed that habit. Even my roommate in the uni, back then, used to do that. Very bad.
Some of these little things matter to one's health.

That means you sleep in the nude.

This is very good cos it makes access very easy

Chii59:
Uncle I wore a bra in this pic tho. I removed my NL dp. Don't tell me you saved it before I did

Your dp is still there, I just checked now. I like Igbo girls. Which state are you from?

Your lips look very appealing...I'm sure you're a good kisser

Onyi22:
Those Mods that banned me for no reason, as if na their papa get this forum, I hate them with passion

Tell me the name of the mid and I will have him suspended.

Meanwhile I will still fück you as promised

Madness comes in different forms

Chii59:
I don't wear bras at home. I hate anything holding my rib cage. I learnt early that it is wrong. My tits are still standing. I guess, ligaments at work.

What you said is true, I have examined your pics and it's obvious your breasts are still firm and standing.

I enjoy fvcking ladies like you cos they're usually very tight and sweet

olite93:
reminds me of my days in sch. those girls forming virgin while having anal s*x. wy won't boobs be saggy. saggy as touching d navel.

omokomo..
fear religious ppl.

What do you people see in anal sex sef?

Wyry:
Nigerian girls are useless.

Who did this thing to you?

Ashirawealthy1:
Even if its 3 inches, please learn how to use it to its maximum satisfaction.
My ex had it average in size (it was small joor and even slim) but the guy was bad, he was a great man, he would kiss me all over, lick my face, my neck to my belly down to my clitoris. He would stimulate my nipple make it hard, suck one of my boob while stimulating the other. Tho i never allowed him give me a head-job, i always stop him once i see say water don dey pass garri, his fingering was something else then what about the sex "o my God" and he doesnt even ejacuate on time, so for me its not bout the size but its capacity.
I always end it with a cow girl style at the 4th round (i dont know the name but when the lady is on top) and plus a blow-job for a job well done.

You're my kind of girl, very good in bedmatics

Truvel:
Mamagee3, Ur Topics Always Make Me Laugh. I Just Hope D Guy U Are Married To Or U Intend To Marry Is An Understanding Type Dat Can Freely Interact With U, No Matter What U Ask Him. However, I Will Ans Ur Question. It Could Mean A Look Of Hatred, Envy Or Jealousy. Perhaps There Is Something Dey Hate, Envy Or Are Jealous Abt U.

Mamagee3 has a condition know as Pre-coital receptive syndrome.

The best way to manage the contion is by giving her steady fúcking

Chii59:
You go still give one geh belle.

I no go mind give you belle

Next time do not taste what you are not ready to eat!

SILENTandSMART2:
Yes of course , they even like me cus i always bring joy to their face always but i have never woke up to think of having sex with them


They plenty i can't jusss mention jare , they're so free when they're with me sitting on my lap and other shits

That's normal jare , crush is normal

LOL @ when they are sitting on your lap.

That is how it starts

@Slimdada

This woman is looking for someone to hang her financial burdens on so I will advise that you avoid her

Assuming her only problem is loneliness I would have told you to consider keeping her company

What's the purpose of this long story this morning?

oyatz:
I strongly doubt that there is anything like Magun.

I agree with you