₦airaland Forum

Baddestshit:
Oyo just dey lead... Speaker at 32, deputy chief whip na 25 years, Yusuf adebisi omo Taye currency

I hope they won't see this as an opportunity to accumulate wealth.

holuwajaytee:
Naija worse pass

How so? Don't just regurgitate nonsense you have been fed over years, find out for yourself what Nigeria is doing in the age grade football.

IvarTheBoneless:
No loud am, abeg . People enjoyed the story. That's what matters

It wasn't bad at all.

IvarTheBoneless:


I remember being stuck in one...on a mission in Tokyo.

I was a secret agent trailing Izichiro Kagawa.

He was a traitor selling nuclear secrets to the Chinese.

Why the top echelon of Japanese Intelligence unintelligently chose a Black assassin is a story for another day...

He ran towards the nearest cabinet close to these giant ass fridge. He was going for the alarm!


The moment i sneaked into the basement of the Hiroshima Memorial Military Laboratories (HMML) i felt a sense of foreboding.


Just how do i cross 500meters of a heavily guarded lab ? Kagawa's office was straight ahead. No turns.

My make-up was already failing... i was sweating heavily despite the ACs.

Imagine how foundation runs down the faces of these our slayqueens.

I kept my face-cap down and muttered in Yoruba at every single greeting. All you had to do was add "chiwa" and " orensoshi" to the end of each word.

400 m.......250m................70m.........10m.

I was making up my mind to use the garotte. He deserved a painful but noiseless death.


He was seated backing the door and alone.... showtime!

He was turning when our eyes met in the mirrors.

I was a terrible sight! I saw a nasty demon staring back at me.

Black showing in big patches under the white make-up. Reverse vitiligo just like Michael Jackson!

I cut off his route of escape halfway to the alarm, and then....

He slammed the release of the fridge and pushed me inside!

Luckily i grabbed him by the neck as we both fell inside the fridge. The latch closed automatically sealing us in! WTF!

First thing i noticed, my balls were freezing.... next my blood was turning to ice in my veins.....

I knew i had to postpone killing him. I needed his body warm for as long as possible.

We both hugged each other....killer and would-be victim for warmth.....

To be continued!

Fvck! I am late for office, AGAIN!

LMAO.

You do realise they said regenerator not refrigerator. Yes?

see comments from morally bankrupt Nigerian youths.

I am in a state of shock reading some of these comments.

That man was only owed a thank you, any monetary compensation is a bonus.

Yes, he drove back to give her 'her properties' back but we know from this story he didn't need to. It was a uber ride and they must have spoken on the phone before then, he could have just called her come pick it up if he can't spare the fuel.

He should have just stolen it in the first place if he is so desperate for money. For him to even have taken the time to go through everything in the purse, counting the money et al shows how much greed is in his heart. Rubbish.

I love that show. I'm very concerned about this news though, won't this guy go and disgrace himself and all those who love him there? He doesn't fit the kind of people they want, I mean, I don't think so.

HospitalityDiva:
Uncle, you just contradicted yourself.

How so? The point is electric vehicles have been around for a long time. Let's say for instance the Concord airplane makes a comeback into aviation will you call that type of aeroplane a new innovation?

https://interestingengineering.com/a-brief-history-and-evolution-of-electric-cars

Electric vehicles are not recent inventions at all. The first one was built in 1829!! It was abandoned due to its impracticality at the time. Good write up but you need to dig more so as not to misinform.

These people are mad!! Don't you all know how to resign? If you feel the situation can't be helped, RESIGN!!!!

seunlayi:
hop the latter part of your post is not referring to glo? They are the worst around here. I m porting my sim soon

Airtel has the best 4G network in Ibadan hands down.

vince2016:
By saying Igbo is the best tribe you are already undermining or diminishing other tribes and this mind set is problematic in itself for you and your people. There is NO best tribe nor WORST tribe!! Do you even know, especially in SA, that the people and Govt are beginning to differentiate igbos from other Nigerians because they exhibit certain bad trait common to these set of Nigerians.
80% of Igbos outside the country, paint Nigeria in bad image....do you know that?

People should not be throwing figures around. Where did you see your 80% figure?

mikespinter:
With the kind of hate I see here I have decided to stop employing yorubas in any of my establishments. This is hate taken too far. So let the hate continue .

Lol, which Establishment you get?

enemyofprogress:
Rubbish! I ate people showing off their murders

Were you satisfied?

iammo:
Two gentlemen




Makinde needs the formula of handling Oyo thugs/ NURTW thugs

And the master plan of how to win Oyo state second term

Learn how not to demolish buildings without building plan or approval or else our people wnt let you be as they prefer disaster to preventive demolition

Again I pray God gives him the wisdom to generate enough. revenue to cater for thousands of school in Oyo state and have enough fund for roads spanning the large expanse of oyo. Because our people don't want to pay 3000 per year on a child's education they want government to cater for that freely and any attempt to increase tax or levy is a political suicide

We all know Makinde's plan to scrap that developmental levy will be disastrous for the future of Oyo State but since that is what the majority want, we will all be here to reap the fruit of that seed they are sowing.

Seyi wants to pay all salaries on the 25th of every month, he wants to scrap the security levy on religious bodies that is funding operation bursts and the new security cameras and also promises to eradicate thugs from our streets in the same breath, I wonder how he will do that.

This guy has set himself up for failure, anyway, make we dey look sha.

She does not look beautiful to me at all. Wow.

I initially thought someone nicknamed this guy omo agege. It's incredible that that is his real name. And the guy Na tout on top am again.

There are 33 LGAs in Oyo State, this is by no means conclusive.

ayenika1:
[s]Atiku will get more than your forecast. The Governors of Ogun,Osun and Oyo are the cause. The last uproar in Ogun shows that APC or APM will not even the Gubernatorial. Amosun failed to release ASCON list which would have put a smile on a number of families. His body language is too bad for APC and he might loose his senatorial seat if care is not taken.[/s]

Ajimobi on his part is the worst Gov in the SW. He did virtually nothing. [s]Makinde is making waves more than Penkelemesi. He talks too much with lots of abusive words. Oyo people are tired of him. For his attitude, I doubt if PMB can garner 40%.

Omisore's alignment with APC in the last election is still very fresh in the minds of those people. They are ready to show him pepper. The present Gov's expected policy on education is also a ripple effect. Do you know teachers in Osun now close by 3pm and 4pm respectively? Do you think they are happy despite the backlog still owed by the last administration.

In Ondo, PMB will perform excellently well. Akeredolu will seek for another tenure and he's currently doing all that will favour the masses. Paying backlogs,prompt payment of allowances, good rapour with the workers,etc.

Lagos, it will be very close. Igbos will massively vote for Atiku because of OBI. Majority of the learned in the state are tired of Tinubu's dynasty. They are ready to get rid of him and his party. Lagos will Bank on touts to rig the election because it will be a big shame on Tinubu if Atiku wins.

Ekiti will also be a tight contest. Fayemi has been silent all along. Not sure he was in the campaign team of Buhari to SW states. Fayose is working hard to make sure Atiku wins. He knows Ekiti politics more than Fayemi and the killing of Bunmi Ojo,the PA to Segun Oni will be a set back for APC is some parts of Ekiti. Masses believe the present Govt killed him and the hatred for Fayemi's adminstration in not too good[/s].

I'm non partisan but Ajimobi may be arrogant but NO GOVERNOR in the history of Oyo State has done half of what he did in his 8 years administration.

keryj:
Yes let's get these pdp guys,

But how do we get them when majority of them are already in APC with same people who are suppose to go after them, and they are enjoying immunity under Mr intergrity.

In that case let's vote in the worst of them left in the party, right?

Some other set of stupid fools. Killing and eating everything in sight. Na so una hungry reach.

Stupid fools

Which one is it? Testicles or kidney? Bloggers and copying rubbish and pasting it just like that. Nonsense.

There's no evidence that the white person in question is not Nigerian. There are several of them in the country especially Lebanese born and raised in this country with Nigerian passports. Well who cares anyway.

PFRB:
That pilot in that picture is not a Nigerian. Many of oil workers that have been flying in the offshore and swamp fields know him. He is not Nigerian.

What's his name?

I can understand that they want people out of their country but WTH will they forbid me from entering another European country? Haha.

They hating.

Did anyone of those commenting read this letter? I find Tolu a very consistent and articulate person, he is still the same calmly analytical individual he was when he wrote this letter. I find nothing hypocritical here.

kunle75:
Damage control, nowhere on the soil of America will you be arrested without proper investigation and meticulous planning by any security operatives.
The fact that he was released on bail/bond is even the reason why i am convinced that he is not directly involved in the investigation of fraud but part of the ring.
Abi na only him been dey for America ni?

People get arrested and wrongfully jailed in the same America all the time. Say only the things you know.

kolnel:
lol
Talking about putting the cart before the horse

Where’s the electricity to power the the cctv, even there’s no database for citizens

The CCTV is actually solar powered.

Something doesn't feel right about this man for me.

Lol, people have totally misunderstood the topic

People are funny! We've been using this service for free and they just want some compensation for their work and we are complaining? I'm sure those talking against this don't know how difficult it is to write a line of code. Smh. And a lot of us spend half of our time on WhatsApp anyway. If they ask us to pay a monthly subscription, I will pay. It's an extremely useful app.

Ehiscotch:
Don't wanna be a spoiler or anything but that is not Abeokuta. Well, it's what you bloggers do.

This is OOPL zoo, Abeokuta.