₦airaland Forum

nairalanda1:
Theoretically speaking, the first African goalie at Man U was Gary Bailey of South Africa, who kept goal in the late 1970's and early 80s.

He went on to host Super sport's EPL broadcasts 20 years ago, along with a cast of several pundits.

Onana is the first black African goalie though.

Oh nice.. thanks for the info, I never knew.

lifezone247:
Yes, yes and yes. AC has nothing to do with fuel consumptions. It’s uses gas when the engine is running. Make una stop that mentality abeg.

I used to think like you and I googled it to confirm but alas

Probably the first African goalie at Man Utd.

Welcome Onana, May your stay bring many more trophies 🙏🏾 GGMU GGMU.

I'll wait for Oga GAZZUZZ's take on it before lauding them.

So the cake cutting of dangote refinery was a hoax 😂😂

Rolings:
Did I just read
"Being escorted to the boarding gate for my flight now" ?

Chai

Na so them take deport you shamelessly

Just like they did your master in London months back.

Stupidity has filled your cerebellum.

Empty threats🤔

Who would have thought 🤔

Cherubim and Seraphim, okay oh

IconicR:
Someone I know is secretly dating her cousin's husband, the said man was responsible for this lady's new job and she works directly under the man , same office and everything.

They all work at the same place but wife works in a different department, the annoying part is that this lady is far older than her cousin, a divorcee who is yet to remarry. I saw all their love messages to each other but they've not had sex because the man was complaining that she claims to love him but they have never made the love. I stumbled on all these when she asked me to take a picture of her with her phone and the love messages of that man came in, I quickly exported all their chats to my phone and I saw everything, I couldn't even sleep that day because this aunty is the last person I ever expect such deadly snaky habits from.

Now whenever I see all of them together I cringe, knowing fully well what's secretly going on. The thing is bordering me and I feel I should exposed them before they commit the abominable act of sex

Though from their chats she has resisted all kinds of moves from the man aside their exchange of love words. Another side is that this aunty and the man travelled together recently and came back the next day but from their conversation it doesn't look like anything happened but I don't know if they slept in different rooms.

Aunty has always told the man that she won't do anything with him that will hurt her cousin but the man keeps pressuring her. So my own is I'm so uncomfortable keeping this secret , I'm so tempted to confront this aunty that I know what she's doing but I'm still holding myself back.

What do I do please because I can't promise of keeping this secret and minding my business, I just can't.

Please how do I go about this?

Confont the aunty or the man.

To know if your knowledge will make them fall in line. If you tell your friend, it might blow out in a way that may end the marriage.

incandescentena:
Under your watch Tompolo have accused the Navy of being of responsible for the oil theft going on in the oil region, still unabated.

Well Wish you all the best with the money you have taken as your share from the National cake.



I hope a bigot doesn't detail the pulling out ceremony here..

Can tompolo say he does sell a drop of bunkered crude ? Whether in it's natural form or as refined crude done in those make shift refineries?

Highly doubtful.

Drone95:
gas dey?

Lmaoooooo 😂

Drone95:
eggs ? U get ingredients?

You dey greedy ooo, na boiled egg I wan cook 😂😂😂

Baba God provide eggs bread don Dey 🤔

Hotwest:
Yeah and live big with my money! Going outside here and there like Davido

That’s fine ✊🏼

Frauds 😏

Hotwest:
This Ghana boy

Not homely at all. Hard u find him in Nigeria where he was made

If you’ve got the choice, will you stay in Nigeria?

🤔

Person wey her papa don use 🤔

Penguin2:
It’s easy for some characters who wish to see southeast burn, to sit on Nairaland and gloat about what is going on in Southeast.

But what these guys have failed to acknowledge is the fact that Igbos are not in support of Simon Ekpa and his rogue activities.

The parent group, IPOB, has severally denied association with this character. But haters will always paint the picture as if Igbos are in support of these criminals.

The question now, why has the Nigerian government that haunted Nnamdi Kanu all over the world until they arrested him in Kenya, failed to lift a finger towards the arrest of Simon Ekpa?

Could Ekpa be working for some anti-Southeast agents?

Can any of those gloating about sit at homes in the East point to a single Igbo supporter of Simon Ekpa?



https://twitter.com/General_Oluchi/status/1679820380830154752

Stop yarning dust.

Simeon Groundnut is Finnish, so he cannot be arrested by another sovereign country while in situ likewise Nnamdi Kanu who is a Brit but decided to go and do hookup in Kenya aka welu kpalu ya 😂😂😂

So that’s why the Nigerian government can’t do shit but if he’s unwise to leave Finland he might be picked up but until then don’t listen to the propaganda.

🤔

True

lol

1

Why didn’t Buhari make that fool he picked up at Kenya disappear there ? He’d have made a better meal for the lions in those numerous safaris there.

Imagine asking the court to grant him the rights to wear Gucci clothes to court 😂

Vinnie2000:
*Wotowoto
*E choke
*Who you epp?
*You dey ment
*Ur face show,ur shoe Shine.
*Wahala,Wahala,Wahala (portable)
*Problem no dey finish
*Problem no too much?
*Zukwainike
*E go favour me and my family.
Etc.

IS ANY THERE ANY SOCIAL MEDIA SLANG YOU DON'T LIKE, FOR ONE REASON OR THE OTHER?

MINE IS: 70 Year old Man!!!!. Sound insulting to Elderly men. 😒😔

What's Yours?


Thanks.

All of the above ☹️

Kirchoffs:
I stay alone in a room and parlor self contain here in Lagos , although we have constant light, I have been in this area for less than 2year and light is at least 23-24 hrs per day.

I use 7000 naira to buy Nepa units on the 28th June and it’s finished already today being 12th of July, note that I don’t use anything that draws power in my house .

UPDATE!!!!

Your landlord obviously

So I went to Nepa office today and I was told that there is a debt of 65k on the prepaid meter, each time I recharge Nepa takes off 60% from me for the debt settlement.

Now my question is, am I supposed to be paying a debt I don’t owe or is this the duty of the landlord.

Your landlord obviously, approach him with this and hear what he says, alternatively you can agree with him to clear the debt and remove it from the next rent.

questioner:
My mum has people staying with her - my niece, an extended family member and a close family friend and her daughter.
We are okay with it cos it ensures she always has company and reduces the need to always travel to check on her.


Recently the monthly subscription I do on the router at home, which usually has carry over data by the time it expires, now lasts about a week before they start calling me to renew
Everybody in the house denied being the cause of the data drain.


Last week, I came to spend some days at my mum's and first thing I did was to install a network tracker to monitor.
Long story short, I discovered the excessive consumption was from my niece but that's not the major issue.
She was visiting porn sites which was draining data but that's still not the major prob.
My problem was the frequency and how long she spent on porn daily.


The day I came, after she retreated to her room, the porn streaming started and didn't stop until the family member sharing a room with her came back at night.
The next morning once the other lady left for work, she continued with the porn until it was time to leve for her lessons.
Once she came back in the afternoon, she did some chores, ate, sat around the sitting room for a while and went inside
and boom the porn resumed until the other girl came around hours later. This was practically the routine for the 4 days I stayed there.


The day I was to leave I told my mum that I observed the drain came from my niece and blocked her from the router.
She called my niece and questioned her but she denied knowing anything about it, I spared her blushes by saying sometimes apps have background processes that consume data without the owner knowing.


Ever since, I have been wondering if I handled the situation properly.
I didn't confront her about it cos I was concerned about the embarrassment she will feel for a male family to find out about her secret.
She might even assume I have told my mum or my elder bro (her dad), which might weigh her down emotionally.


Also, I am concerned if this is a sign of promiscuity, she will be 17 next month And aside the fact that she's quite tall, she might as well pass for a 14 year old. She's barely endowed for her age- bottomline, not the kind of girl, you will associate with waywardness.

My question is
1. Would it have been better if I had confronted her
2. Is this a possible sign of promiscuity ? - if so, I will suggest mum sends her back to her Dad cos I am not sure at her advanced age
she should be dealing with issues like this, to avoid stories that touch later on

Talk to her about it, pornography addiction is not easily stopped it becomes one. It's better she's embarrassed now than continue with it.

Plus the risk of sex addiction is there too, she become a loose cannon. It’s important to reign her in now.

SultanOfPuna:
Religion has turned my mother into a shadow of herself.
Ever since our teenage years my mother was not the churchy type. We are raised Catholics
Back then she was active and bubbling.

all of a sudden my mother left Catholic faith and started messing around with different churches.
This has cause countless rift between us, my dad and elder sister have done everything possible but my mum is too brainwashed by these Pentecostal pastors.

How can someone be attending Christ embassy and winners chapel?? I Heard she wants to join mountain of fire but changed her mind.
Everytime church, church, church
Yet she never gain anything from it
I have been sending her money for her for upkeep since November last year only to come back home February this year and discovered she donates everything to different churches


I feel she might have a mental disorder and I don't know how to save her.
She literally spends all the money in church donation tithe and all those craps. And those pastors always calling her to come for one program or the other. I don't know what to do

Immediately she left the Catholic church, she lost it.. I was once like her but thank God im back to the faith.

Hi called and texted you on WhatsApp, no response. Is this still for available ?

Same Dubai wey ban Nigerians, this boy get connect o 🤔

JOACHINpedro:
Shey na people's daughters and future wives dey offer their kpekus like chinchin
I talk am say na shaolin monastery sure pass.

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