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Gawd. Nairaland is full of illiterates

Maxymilliano:


Oshiomole should be made to account for the wasted lives.

Multiple accidents over the years is a pointer to the fact that his convoy, with retinue of aides are notorious for reckless and dangerous driving.

Please sit down, relax and let blood flow back into your brain

pabon:
Wow. This is good news. More of this kind of news. Not every time we should be greeted with negative news.

Are we not the ones creating the negative news ourselves due to our hatred for each other

ibinaboonline:
People are hired and paid to do what he did so I guess the guy was just looking for a job.

There is something called authorised access.

Which access did he have

LearnEasy:
Sometimes i wonder if some evil beings cursed us in Africa.

Someone show that a bank security is vulnerable and you are shouting arrest him.

What about the bank that is suppose to keep people's money safe?

Someone else would have done this and move, besides,
If he wants to steal, I don't think he is that stupid to show his name and make a video of it.

Be wise be educated.....

Under the Cybercrime Act 2015 in Nigeria, hackers, if found guilty, of unlawfully accessing a computer system or network, are liable to a fine of up to N10 million or a term of imprisonment of 5 years (depending on the purpose of the hack).

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anonimi:
For starters Ghanaians ($2,202) are richer than Nigerians ($2,028) in GDP per capita.

Are you just looking at the figures or what made up the figures.

Racoon:
The runway is good-kudus to the Buhari government. However, this will pale into insignificance if some of the pictures currently on the net are depicting the true state of work progress in Akanu Ibiam Airport Enugu after the prolonged duration of closure.

Hope you know you can go there to find out your self. Don't live your life on social media alone. Live the life of reality.

Notatribalist:
The days of peaceful Ghana is over..The Ghana of today is more dangerous than you can ever imagine.

Since you know how to run your mouth, kindly explain how Ghana of today is more dangerous.

manychallenges:
I don't also have any anxiety over it anymore but just that this morning own was just too real and somehow..

Its very normal. I'm glad you are educated enough to distinguish it from spiritualism.

Sleep paralysis is supposed to prevent you from acting out your dream in real life thereby hurting yourself or others.

You are actually not supposed to be consious enough to feel the paralysis but from time to time, it happens

lefulefu:
since naira marley say education na scam many naija youths no dey take education serious again
some of the comments here are hilarious
i saw one comment here someone was saying about preferin flying by plane than helicopter cos plane was safer to fly than helicopter cos plane has blackbox
another one was saying blackbox is a box painted black
And Its like many nairaland users here dont even know what is the function of blackbox
and we claim to be very knowledgable
chai!
weda na the effect of too much telemondo and BBN cause this ignorance i dont know

Abi oh. You are so on point

Lorechino:
PHD holder

Weldon ooooooooo u that understandet all things

Point of correction. I'm educated but no phd holder. I only ensure I read post thoroughly before quoting it. You should too cause Goofing at your age is unacceptable.

Cyberterror:
The journalist said the insult really entered his body. He couldn't remember where he parked his car afterwards. FFK is a wicked somebody

Nothing wicked here. He is actually dumb to act like that at his age and level of exposure to education.

Buhari is very witty with his response. Remember when they asked him how he felt by the media referring him as a general and he told them that he worked hard to reach that position so he appreciates being called a general. He did not insult anyone.
You see the difference

Wiseandtrue:
Power play!!!

Honour him for what

For daring to capture Bokoharam in action

For facilitating the release of Leah and the dapchi girls

This was how Jega was honoured after pulling a fast one on Nigerians

I pity those who couldn't read between the lines!!!

This is nothing but a political move to embarrass Fani for criticising Buhari

We know how these things work!!!

Nigerians are wiser!!!

Dem collect money from your hand to honor Charles?
What are you bitter about? Your spirit is dark.

freshkpomo:
Verdict: ricson11


Stop using that word WE please, I am an Edolite and I don't like the idiot one bit.........

He told us a man was a thief a few years ago, same man he is now parading, does that make sense?? Drop party sentiment and take a good look.. Sadly most of you are politician so nothing really seems right or wrong to you guys except the ones you pic, that behaviour have put this country in its sorry state...


Any one between Obaseki and Ize Iyamu with evil intention for our dear state will loose the most painful thing to him isè..



Let's make #SOS trend

Can't breath in southern Kaduna


Wakanda to the world, Rip Chadwick

#NYM

You are obviously on drugs.

Edolite living in Southern Kaduna marketing Virtual country Wakanda

Lorechino:
Make una kuku tell us say una don't know wetin e be or una no go fit analyze am

Even developed countries d crack brain to analyze it not to talk of sixth world nation like naija

why are you always in a rush to expose your illiteracy?
Obviously your brain did not process nor read the entire post.

Go to school dem no go gree

ellizy:
It takes a sincere heart to render a public apology... stop bringing hatred into this. if you have personal beef for him go and iron it out where it affects you...
FFK for rendering a public apology on this issue, you are yourself..
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There is absolutely nothing sincere in this apology even if its publicly done or not.

techmo:
Misinformation, social media fraud, fake news, inciteful social media post this are current problems the world is dealing with, having a legal framework on prosecuting crimes relating to online crimes is a good move

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Spot on.
That SmartProf is not smart at all

Kennitrust:
That broom they are holding has swept away so many fantastic things in this country.

We won't have believed that the BROOM was design to sweep in hardship if we did not give it a try.

I always see people who are holding broom publicly like this as WITCHES AND WIZARD

I hate that symbol (broom) that has inflicted so much pains on Nigeria.

It's you the lazy one that it has inflicted pain on.

Jydology:
Hehe... So Omokri can dance like this too? Hehe, this guy na real TORMENTOR! That dance dey TORMENT, allah!

The effects of a tormentor can be seen when the tormentee is visibly worried.

On the other hand, where the tormentee is not seen to be bothered then the tormentor can be referred to as being mentally unbalanced.

Reno has mental issues and if care is not taken he might be moved to intensive care

Rossinky:
Excellent response by the FG. I suggest Nigeria temporarily withdraws from ECOWAS, just to get the rest of West Africa to sit straight.

Nigeria contributes nearly 80% of all ECOWAS funds and those funds help with so many things, from regional security to emergency food and health supplies.

The Nigerian GDP is 75% of West Africa's GDP. West Africa has 14 nations that basically depend on Nigeria for their survival.

Nigeria should LEAVE ECOWAS for them, and ask Nigerian businesses in Ghana to return home.

3 of the top 5 banks in Ghana are Nigerian banks. Order them to withdraw immediately from Ghana, let us see how the Ghana economy can withstand that shock to their system. That move alone will plunge their economy into recession in a matter of days.

Also, 70,000 Nigerian students are in Ghanaian universities, and they are made to pay in dollars there. This brings in billions of dollars to Ghanaian coffers each year. Nigeria should declare that it will not recognise degrees from Ghanaian universities henceforth, and end that phenomenon.

Let us see how long before Ghana gets their head straight after these measures.

If they continue their madness, the FG should consider sponsoring rebel movements in northern Ghana and neighbouring Burkina Faso to infiltrate and destabilize that country, and effect regime change in favour of a more pro-Nigeria administration.

Do you know that Ghana hasn't got a single fighter jet?

Not one. I've done the research. Their military is ranked 28th in Africa, while Nigeria is 3rd or 4th. Even Burkina Faso is ranked above them militarily.

They are very weak and vulnerable to military/terrorist/rebel attacks and incursions, and have spent very little on their military, because their government has taken it for granted that Nigerian forces will defend them like we did in Liberia, Sierra leone, Gambia etc, in the event of a crisis.

No more.

Ghana have become too proud and arrogant at the relative peace and prosperity they have enjoyed under the regional economic and security umbrella that Nigeria has provided the sub-region over the last 20 years.

Today, they are welcoming black Americans in their thousands, offering them free citizenship and free land to live and work on, while chasing Nigerians around, locking their shops, and demanding they pay 1 million dollars each to work.

They are like the great Chinua Achebe's little bird nza, who so far forgot himself after a heavy meal, that he challenged his personal god to a wrestling contest. Needless to add, the deity picked him up and with one swift, deft move, dashed him unto the cold stony earth.

They must be taught a lesson they will never forget.

You are so on point.

sbaks:
lol. I'm not even an Igbo man. I'm a northerner but a rational thinker

There's nothing rational in the way you are thinking.

If you are northerner then you should know that we do not disrespect our hosts region. That's why they call us the derogatory name of 'Aboki' with a sinister meaning of 'mumu'

sbaks:
lol. I'm not even an Igbo man. I'm a northerner but a rational thinker

There's nothing rational in the way you are thinking.

If you are northerner then you should know that we do not disrespect our hosts region. That's why they call us the derogatory name of "Aboki" with a sinister meaning of "mumu"

sbaks:
Nigeria belongs to all. Hausas are also free in enugu (if you've been there to know better). Yes there are laws but reason for their protests is safety (mind you a lot of igbos were born in Kano and by law they are Kano indigenes as hausas born In enugu are enugu indigenes also by law). No where should be unsafe for any tribe or race Especially to do business. It's very primitive. Ask Dubai, Saudi and china (Mind you this isn't about religion now). It's safer for a law abiding non-muslim to do business in Saudi than Kano. Much safer. Kano people are primitive please.

If you tell the hausas domiciled in Enugu to comply with Enugu laws or leave trust me they will not make noise as you are doing now.
The problem with Igbos is thier stubborness. And that's what's really messing that region up. Its why you all feel marginalised because no one wants problem with a stubborn relative.
Like I said dont go waking up trouble in Kano. You were not forced. The way the govt went through the legal extent shows there's more to the issues than what the igbos are ranting. Comply or leave.

mascot87:
To be sincere, the NPF & Army messed up big time.
Why attack innocent people on their playing ground? When last did they re-enforce to attack boko haram?

The FG needs to be calming down on ipob with
little or no risk to national unity and be more aggressive on Fulani herdsmen and boko haram

Why forment trouble when you know the ultimate outcome.

Ipob knew what they were getting themselves into when they were drawing their attention to the DSS

Truvel:
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I can very much relate to this your description above.

You are one crazy guy. Wallahi

sbaks:
You indirectly want igbos to relocate from sabon gari? lol. Na their zone be that. Kano has extremism issues so it wouldn't be seen as a welcome development. They're safer in sabon gari. This is a big issue

This is no big issue. They are safer in their own region. What are they looking for in Kano.
You cannot come to another region and dictate how to operate there. Its either you comply or move out

ekesol:
You want them to relocate outside sabon garri so that your militants and Bokoharam sponsored by you can start killing them and sucking their blood.

Come IPOB. Them beg you to come to Kano?
Is to stay in your region a curse for you guys.
You are are even worse than the Fulani nomads. You no dey sit-down for your region.
My brothers get short fuse for Kano oh. No just provoke them

Queenlovely
how many aboki dey enter passenger vehicle

lowkeybahdguy:
lol.. savage

Very true. aboki no dey enter passenger vehicle.

Aboki dey enter PRIVATE JET

anonimi:
Bilateral agreement of exploitation on the way to a new enslavement.


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The irony of this crap you posted is that you did it with a mobile phone made from China. Hypocrite.
The same China is responsible for the cheap internet and ability to be online with your cheap China Android phone

Queenlovely:
My people the only serious workers we have in Nigeria are these hausa boys in construction business, they can build the Burj khalifa overnight, if you have the cash.

generally Nigeria have a bad attitude towards work, let's tell ourselves the truth. they complain a lot, no wonder they love that Timaya song, I can't kill myself.

they want soft work, with big money without stress. I went to my site at Dei dei Abuja to supervise. these construction workers were busy sleeping, those working were pretending to work. it was that old Soviet joke

"We pretend to work, and they pretend to pay us,

that's why they import foreigners to supervise Nigerians, they complain the bosses are cruel, go to the Bangladesh garment factory and see cruel bosses, go to the Emirates and see. bad bosses,

I don't like Nigerian workers. I pay them by the hour, it motivates them to work, for Mason's, counting makes work faster, pay according to the productivity level.

in India, a gateman will double as a cook, a barber, a nanny, an errand boy, a driver all in one. but in Nigeria gate man dey form big boy to even sweep compound, he will say "how much are they paying me? '

No worries. When xenophobia hits those indians they will know where to run to. My hausa brothers are calm until you provoke them

wingmanIII:
You think there are enough vacancies in the tertiary institutions to absorb all PhD holders who wish to teach?

I asked a simple question what is the purpose of going for a PhD. Or do you just like being called doctor xxxx?

Openbusiness:
Oga, without nuclear weapons being used, USA will crush China within 6 months maximum. Which ICBM missile does China have that they can fire from China that will reach America? NONE....ZEROOooooo. America has dozens of military bases on surrounding countries all around China, they have Aircraft carriers, they have all kinds of heavy artillery ICBM launch pads within easy range of China and Beijing itself, they have fighter jets they can easily deploy for aerial bombings and Nuclear powered warships on the seas. They have thousands ground troops in South Korea, Japan, Vietnam, and other close countries that they can deployed for combat at a short notice. A war between America and China would be fought on Chinese soil. China will NOT be able to reach American skies, with the number of int'l allies system America has put in place. The entire war will be fought in Asia and on Chinese soil. America has the military capacity, weapons capacity and financial capacity to prosecute a full blown war with China. They will bomb Beijing to dust. They already have China surrounded within their missile defense and attack range. Which military base does China have that is close to America? Do you think they call America World Police for decoration? Even Russia is boxed in and surrounded by American missiles from every corner around them. You think war is won by noise or population size. The military strategy and strategic military formations and installations America has put in place all across the world gives them a powerful edge to destroy any foreign enemy. They have AFRICOM in Africa, do you think AFRICOM is here for decoration and they will sit back and watch missiles fly over African airspace to land in America? Or do you think the NATO they have in Europe will let any hostile enemy use its airspace to fly to America without bombing it to oblivion. They have strong military presence, weapons, troops and allied countries all across the Middle-East Asia, East, West, North and South Asia. Not just anyhow allied countries, but the powerful nations in almost all regions. Saudi Arabia is an ALLY; Israel is an ALLY; the UAE are ALLIES, Japan is an ALLY, South Korea is an Ally......let me just stop here because the list will be too long. Or do you think the oceans that America controls will allow Chinese submarines free access? China is a baby when it comes to global warfare. America will defeat China so easily. FYI, it was America that defeated Hitler and Germany in WW2. Europe was conquered, Russia was almost conquered, if not for America.

You watch to much movies guy.