₦airaland Forum

ismailaw:
It is only in Lagos a fight could have started on a bike between two passengers: a guy & a lady. The lady on the bike sat in the middle between the okada rider & the other guy sat behind her.

She suddenly discovered something creeping behind her buttocks. She first felt it was the poly bag the guy behind was carrying. She later discovered that the thing was too hard to be a bag. She suddenly grabbed the object hitting at her from behind and instructed the okada rider to park the okada.

believe it, the guy's john thomas was already hard like a rock. The lady didnt drop it o. She gave the guy a very dirty slap & the okada rider later feft with her leaving the "hard-on" guy stranded.

LOL

Only in Lagos police will follow you to the ATM for "bail" money.

, no naija legend!!!!!!!

leighcon:
While I agree  this could be one of the ever dynamic strategies robbers employ, just wondering;
1. From what position  will the egg be thrown
2. It definitely must be that the car will be at snail speed for the robbers to plant themselves where they can meet up with you.

You make laff, pray you don't have any contact with the men of the undaworld.

This rite here. . . . is not a stunt. I know it!!

osasp:
i know people that have met him personally and say hes very level headed and down to earth

And I know an upcoming dude that also met him at Terry G's place
and Timaya skipped his hand shake amongst 5guys.

Genuflect:
Apart from D'banj, I think Timaya is the most consistent Naija artist.

Very Incorrect, check your record books

. . . ohh! what a man?!!

I tire ohhh

What kind of rethink, I would have done the same!

xtremeidea:
sincerely if your working n u have a boss then u'll say "self employment is beta" but[b] if your a typical Idumota boi then u'll envy those that "put on suits n rush for bus" .[/b]

When you know what you are doing and you take a look at your
bank account, you won't envy but pity

I know sum1 who spent the better part of his years on the streets in idumota after
university. He now lives in his own house at VGC with business outlets
at high brow places scattered all over Lagos though he still can't do 3days
without going back to his roots - that same Idumota.

It all depends on the mind-set. What works for you might not work
for the next person.

Some people just wanna argue for the sake of it.

D.R.U.G.S

slimes:
When you sweat in the civil service of Nigeria and you're paid peanuts then you'll appreciate your previous stay abroad.

Yea, corruption caused this but still left space for
the workers too. The money most of these workers
make weekly unofficially is more than a lot of bankers monthly
take home pay especially in the federal unit.

That's the truth if you don't know.

Naija, Here we go again.

ajani27:
Now this has given me that extra dimension to the way I think, but in London I had these almost free. My point exactly is we Londoners enjoy to live in that comfort zone without the extra added risks, we enjoy all this almost free education, healthcare, etc.

Nice point but I don't agree with this part.

Dude, that is dumb. That is a blog, not a website. It
aint got shop number, phone prices nor address like you mentioned.

It's just filled with articles and google adverts. You just created
that blog a month ago and you are already in such a rush
to hustle google money.

Homeboy it doesn't work that way.

For now!!!! 

You are outdated girl.

Came across this recent Nigerian Police story. Thought I sahould share it

A prosecution witness, Constable Har-una Mahmud, told an Abuja High Court, Maitama, yesterday that Deputy Commissioner of Police Ibrahim Danjuma personally killed six traders in Apo, Abuja.

He spoke under cross-examination at the resumed hearing in the matter.

Mahmud said when the leader of his patrol team, Inspector Suleiman Audu, refused Danjuma’s order to shoot at the Peugeot 406 salon car that the deceased persons were travelling in, he (Danjuma) alighted from his car, grabbed the gun from Audu and shot at the victim’s car, killing four out of the six occupants of the car on the spot.

The two others, according to him, were unconscious.

He said: "On June 7, 2005, I was on stop- and- search patrol duty at Gimbiya Street, Area 11, Garki.

"My patrol team was headed by Inspector Suleiman Audu. When I reported at the duty post, I was put on alert by the DCP and after a while I saw a Peugeot 406 racing towards me, I flashed torch at the vehicle for the driver to stop, but the driver refused to stop.

"DCP Ibrahim Danjuma arrived in a BMW car and tried to stop the victim’s car and when the driver refused to stop, he ordered the Inspector to fire, but the Inspector refused the order.

"DCP Danjuma alighted from his vehicle, collected the gun from the Inspector and shot at the vehicle.

"Four persons died immediately, while others were unconscious.

"All the while, I had taken cover, watching the scene from afar."

The witness also said the first statement he made that guns were found in the victims’ car was written under duress by the DPO of Garki Police Station.

He also said his testimony before the Mike Okiro panel was a lie because he gave the testimony under pressure.

Justice Ishaq Bello adjourned hearing till October 28

Here they come- so sharp sharp!! They have started
displaying kidnappers to pressmen!!!

Production wise, Strong thing is on the same level with Paul
Play's forever. Lyrically you can't compare it to Forever. African
Queen is a class of it's own -uncomparable.

When strond thing fades off air, you wouldn't feel it that much
the next time you hear it. African Queen- man I no fit shout!!

That's because Oprah doesn't have an African awards show yet!!!

, so funny, because they said Oprah mentioned her
name. Makes me wonder How many nollywood home
video O has actually sat down to watch.

godfadda6:
me personnal i try to avoid commenting on all this, but how can you make a 5million deal verbally hello will Jude sign an act and promise to pay him 5million without giving him a wriiten agreement?

Same way banks give out loans on self recognition and
even open offices for 'special' customers on Sundays.

Nothing is strange in Naija

Let dem be o! Abeg no disturb dem.

I know

Nigerian Police!!!   

It won't work. Just some months back The PUNCH wrote a story of
a man that went to report about activities of some suspected kidnappers
to the police. The alleged kidnappers were arrested and released after
money changed hands.

This same man that reported the case was invited for further investigation,he
was detained and later labelled a kidnapper. As usual the force denied
accepting bribe but according to the newspaper, the JTF said the man
had actually reported the activities to them before they directed him to
the police, so how could such a man become a kidnapper over night.

Anything Nigeria Police will not work.

Good for Genny's career. I think Oprah needs to keep away from Africa!
I can now see she's confused.

Besides abstinence, any thing can happen. 4get all
dem contraps. What if it happens? What next?

Ha sorry oh!!!

Well it's a very common saying. Funny enuff, Never knew
anyone uses it as a signature. My bad!!

Ebonyeyes:
Oh yes he has forgiven you but you will pay in future for that.

Your Judgement!!!