₦airaland Forum

olabrinks:
Assuming you’re in the U.K. or USA, you will easily meet someone else, and possibly re marry if that’s what you want. But Nigeria, it’s hard. The men in Nigeria are not exposed to life, they see single mothers as abomination.

If you can relocate to the U.K. with your children, you will be better off. Start afresh your life is just beginning.

That's not true. Haven't you heard that UK is the home for all single mother who left Naija?

CheapHomes1:
You guys should stop all these childish nonesense. A job doesn't make a woman or a man promiscuous. A woman who is promiscuous will always be promiscuous even if she is in a convent. Same goes for a man. Just face your life and stop spreading falsehood

In Nigeria, Ingwanu it does!

She want to appreciate you with her body, you an Adult, you know what to do!

ValCon888:
Meanwhile, the Bullion Van Thief and Atiku are walking free and allowed to contest election.

You must be mad! All these impurimini people!

Amotekun777:
Dude, you're indeed deluded. You've lost nothing in body nutrients. All those ignoramuses recommending nonsense are pure fools.

All cuz you've masturbated for years doesn't necessarily mean you've lost nutrients. Sperm got nothing to do with body nutrients.

Your issues with body pains, weight loss etc... got nothing to do with the rate of ejaculation. There must be something else wrong with you, I suppose.

What about married men that probably have sex with their wive(s), girl-friends, concubines, side-chics etc... for donkey years? Does it mean they lost body nutrients?

Don't mind those illiterate local village boys!

Cadillac15:
It is a highly over-rated exam and only for ego-tripping purposes.

Most tellers in the banks are ACA

I also know a few POS operators who are ACA

The funny thing is that if you ever decide to leave Nigeria, the moment you board your plane, the certificate becomes a worthless paper.

ACCA will pity you and say you should go and write 4 exams, do their PER and complete an online learning.

CPA will make you rewrite almost all their exams and spend close to $13,000.

Most Fellows I know here has even forgotten they ever got ACA and are now battling CPA

In a nutshell, ICAN is now as useless as COREN and other professional certificates in naija.

Its just a waste of money and time just to impress family and friends

I need to quote this info so people can see it for emphasis!
Ate le WO eni ki tan nije!
You must make your own money, don't expect any certificate or employment to do that for you!

yusufmurry:
Really unfortunate. I hope he will come out fine and i wish the daughter God's mercy for healing

Why is this thread littered with Stockholm syndrome patient like dis!

Osatarris:
*A Lesson to Learn from Ike Ekweremadu Kidney Matter!*

By Nick Agule

Ike Ekweremadu is obviously a powerful man. Spending his 20th year in the Senate of which 12 were as Deputy Senate President.

He could have used the time to get Nigeria a world-class kidney hospital but no! He didn't need kidney treatment so it was his least bother.

Things happen and his own child needed kidney treatment. As it is with President Buhari and everyone who has held office in Nigeria, Ekweremadu shamelessly took his daughter to the UK for treatment where he was going to be attended to by Nigerian nurses and doctors whom Ekweremadu and gang chased away with total neglect of the health sector.

But Ekweremadu did not go with his child alone, he took along a boy who was suffering hardship and pains from a Nigeria Ekweremadu helped to damage. Ekweremadu wanted to harvest this boy's kidney to save his own child. As fate will have it, tests performed on the boy showed his kidney was not a match for Ekweremadu's daughter.

Ekweremadu began to make arrangements to return the boy to Nigeria and obviously take another one to the UK. But the boy tasted and enjoyed the good life in the UK something Ekweremadu and his band of bad and failed leaders deprived him of in Nigeria.

The boy saw electricity 24/7 (powered by gas from Nigeria), he did not need to start 'I better pass you generator' or he sleeps in darkness to the joy of mosquitoes.

He saw how clean and beautiful the hospitals were different from the mortuaries we call hospitals in Nigeria, and absolutely for free.

He saw how efficient the Metropolitan Police were securing the neighbourhood and not the Nigerian police starved of funds by Ekweremadu and gang! The boy enjoyed rides on clean and efficient public transportation (buses, trams, light rail, underground tube, trains, boats etc) and not the Okada, Keke and endless trekking in Nigeria.

The boy was awed by the beautiful landscaped, trash free and green environment and not the filth he is used to in Nigeria. The boy saw food everywhere. He saw beautiful schools from nursery to reception to primary to secondary all the way to high school absolutely free. He saw that his dream of university education will be realised even if he has no money for fees, and ASUU will not truncate his dream in the UK.

The boy saw unemployed people paid benefits by Govt. The boy saw, enjoyed and liked the UK better than Ekweremadu's Nigeria!
The boy decided he was not going back to Nigeria damaged by Ekweremadu and gang!

The boy ran to seek refuge from the metropolitan police. In Ekweremadu's Nigeria, the police would have arrested the boy and dropped him in Kuje prison where for the next 10yrs he will still be on 'awaiting trial' roll. If the boy tried to talk he will be summarily executed and his body paraded as an armed robber gunned down by the 'gallant' police. Ekweremadu and his gang are above the law in a lawless Nigeria they have created.


Unfortunately for Ekweremadu, the UK is not Nigeria. He has exchanged his posh mansion in a highbrow neighbourhood in London for a police cell where he is being schooled in the act of rule of law something he is obviously lacking in his nearly 20yrs as a law maker.
Ekweremadu will have his day in court.

His victim will now enjoy life in the UK because it's easy to prove that if he returns to Nigeria Ekweremadu and his goons will go after him!
If Ekweremadu had done his bit to fix Nigeria, all this drama would not happen!

Ekweremadu and those like him who think they can do well when Nigeria is sick have just found out the bitter truth - no one will prosper better than Nigeria. If Nigeria fails, we fail with it!

In 2023 we have a unique opportunity to elect leaders who understand that our fate is tied to Nigeria's fate. We rise or fall together!
Go get your PVC today!

We wish Ekweremadu's child a quick recovery hoping that now his case is public, a donor will soon be found for her.

I beg, take your manual 1 mili likes! You are too much my guy!

These events happened because of expensive dowry payment for a wife in IBO land! The men were doing 'point and kill' because of their perceived value for the money they were about to spent!
IBO people should stop offering their girls for marriage as if they were for sale!

ezegold4we:
If Nigerians vote Peter Obi, They will be voting for economic prosperity,
If their tribal and religious stupidity will blind Their eye's becos Obi is an Igbo man , They should expect Another 8yrs of inflation, corruption, suffering, killings And all evil vices

We no beg anybody to vote obi.

See the arrogance! They think politics is about been brash and forceful! Next 20, you will still be pushing your Obi and he will never win presidency in Nigeria!

Alexaonfleek:
People are tired of the APCPDP scam...its good we give another party a chance.
I hope Peter obi wins this election, more importantly I hope he's worth the hype and more.

I don't think he's worth the hype, it might be like Buhari all over again. There is too much hate with his supporter!

Mikelarteta:
Does votes really counts in Nigeria? Everyone of them would have start strategies of how to rig.

Mumu, you don't even know what's going in the Country. There is electoral reform leading to more transparent and fair process!

JEWELofHELL666:
He said, ”There is a place where the Hausas buy and sell aluminium and iron material. They were beaten and their goods were destroyed. It happened at Ogwatoghose (Owatowse) Street.

These are the market for Hausa people stealing Aluminum from houses in the SW!
A witness saw Hausa people in night vandalizing and stealing already installed Aluminium window in one of our houses!
They stole 40 pieces of Aluminium window, very painful experience!
North have become a curse to the rest of the Country!

Entprys:
That place is an Igbo church. So Afenifere must stop dragging yoruba into Igbo mess

You are Mad! Gutter drinking Tribalist!

Sunday Bullshit!

FuckHomophobes:
Mama do $OP giveaway nah

You should be buying Op not begging! People just can't recognise opportunities! Begging make you dumb, deaf and blind!

Prayfortheworld:
Which kind wicked market be all this person go loose for future person go loose for spot .. If i survive this year i go kill one full cow and finish it alone.

$2,500 dollars don turn 200 nobody inform me about this crypto ooh
Tbh this year is just the worst year of my life.
I went through hell 2020 but I'm living in hell now
Hey God life never tough reach like this oh
Abi I'm cussed

No you are not cursed! As a matter of fact, you are blessed! The reason you are blessed is because you have trading scar which mean you are getting valuable experience. And if you learn from those experiences, you will make money beyond your expectations in crypto! Just don't give up!

Icecream4U:
Hello, thanks for this very helpful input on this matter.

The issue has been resolved. It was a little misunderstanding. We finally settled down to hear each other out and the issue was resolved. We got our money back.

Please, for his image sake, help us unquote the post so his name can be cleared.

Thanks.

Done!

benhope222:
BTC don turn to stable coin self. I pity those that take crypto as full time Job.

Let me help you understand crypto a bit. Cryptocurrency is a full time job! As everyone is complained up and down, I know how many thoudand of dollars I made in Evmos!
Crypto is like an Ocean, and you as a trader or investor are surfers! So, you have to stay in the water to catch the waves!

Thanksful:
How did we get to this level

Honestly, how did we get to this level? It's sad! I know a couple who both read biochemistry but now, the wife is proud to be a sitting room Tailor, while the husband is into struggling Pastor hustle!

juman:
I thank god right now and every time for me to have courage to go out to work.

Thank you god.
Loads of people that doing nothing. We see them daily.

Going to work, I see the work as privilege.
I don't joke with it.

When you work for 30 years and you have nothing to show for it then, you will know that life is not about work, you must work smart with passion for success. You can never be passionate about salary lai lai!
I pray it will not be your portion but we must aspire for us to reach our goals!

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright

So you mean say from Benin city to lagos go almost chop 25 thousand naira fuel
Na wahalar you dey o

Na seven thousand naira fuel I take match one corrola car from lagos to Benin city the other day and enough fuel still remain

I travelled the same Lagos to Benin and back to Lagos with 8k fuel in my Civic 05!

Saxxon:
Useless kerosene sharing bastard

See as I dey laugh for 3am in the night, Walahi you no go enter heaven!
Your heavenly passport is hereby seized and confiscated!

Bagholder:
Guys go and buy more luna, you won't regret it...the price is cheap now...i see it moving form 30 to 50 soon

Bagholder!

uncleck:
It's not the only car with readily available parts. The over demand is why it has resale value.

Na illiteracy cause am! Most corolla owner was told that corolla is best thing that happen before agege bread, and they believe it like a zombie to exclusion of equally other good cars like Honda civic etc!

Bergwinho:
you even dey enjoy self....wey me still dey find wetin I go put for belle since morning...kobo no dey for pocket chaiiiiii.

...and you are typing on nairaland instead of you to hit the street and work! Hunger no sabi anybody o!

virginprincess:
I haven't seen soulmates that loss interest after marriage,that is almost impossible.

...obviously you are not married!

Angelfrost:
Stop capping rubbish Biko! The fvck is wrong with you?!!

Any man who can't take a joke should hide his face in his bedroom!

Don't be embarrassing your fellow men in public!

Don't mind the guy, religion don't remove his brain comot! Cave man et 'al

Lightorder:
life and death is in power of the tongue. Control yours and keep your life

Getat! You think everything na religion! Simple joke people are becoming deadly! Banter is just a Banter, civilization under attack!

Amanda002:
I and my mum had a misunderstanding today ,it was due to me deciding not to step my feet in a church till the church starts behaving like the church of old.I told her you don't pray for prosperity ,you work for it.I even made example of Elon Musk to her but it seems she has been brainwashed by these pastors.The statement I said to her that made her slap me was about me telling her that even if she starts praying from now till the end of the world,that won't still make her a billionaire.I told her to make money ,its a process its either you invent something or you give out value not by praying and praying all the time.If that I'm financially ok right now i won't mind leaving her apartment because I'm tired of her been milked dry by the pastors of prosperity that may never come

Omo Ale lol! You don't say something like that to your parent!

YorubaMentality:
DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU MISS A
LOT IF YOU DON'T HAVE SEX AS A
BACHELOR OR
SPINSTER?

THINGS YOU MISS FOR NOT
HAVING SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE.

A lot of people might have told
you that you miss a lot for not
having "sex", the answer is a
capital “YES”. You miss a lot and
would continue missing them:

1. You miss contracting HIV

2. You miss unwanted
pregnancy.

3. You miss being an unwanted a
teen mother or father.

4. You miss having Sexually
Transmitted yokes and bondages.

5. You miss having an unwanted
child.

6. You miss being a school
dropout.

7. You miss having a broken
home.

8. You miss making God and
your parents sad and
disappointed.

9. You miss barrenness due to
abortions (if you are a lady).

10. You miss having destroyed
career prospects.

11. You miss risking cervical
cancer.

12. You miss getting worried
because you may get pregnant
after sex.

13. You miss being "used" and
dumped.

14. You miss being depressed all the time.

15. You miss throwing your
virginity in the mud.

16. You miss getting serious
"broken heart".

17. You miss fornication

18. You miss the punishment of
the grave.

19. You miss weakening your
veins at the early stage.

20. You miss selling your dignity
in just 5mins for a useless
pleasure.
and finally

21. You miss being thrown into
Hell fire

Have you seen that you really miss a lot by not having premarital sex?

My fellow Brothers and Sisters in Faith your life is worth more than five minutes enjoyment that can destroy your life in the Present and future

Reserve your body not just for
your future husband or wife but
for God sake It is worth missing yet Rewardable!

If you write all these because of sex lasan, bro, your life is useless!

DoveXlover:
Since Elon Musk acquired twitter for 45 billion dollars, i have been thinking.

We all know that twitter was founded by Americans in America and there are other companies from America that i believe are worth more than 40 billion dollars.

From social media companies to food companies to Pepsi to coca cola and many more companies built from the scratch in America that are now worth over 50 billion dollars.

So the question is do we have home made companies built from the scratch whether offline or online that are worth more than 40 billion dollars in Nigeria?
I will like to know their names?

Note!!! I am talking about built from scratch Nigeria companies whether it's social media or food companies or otherwise.

You are talking about 24 Trillion Naira Company in Nigeria?