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chino11:
I think the guy is seeking for attention, he has been relegated to the background long time. So he need to kick so hard for him to be noticed. 

I believe he feels he should be the number one Ijaw man, otherwise why is he suddenly so loud and always talking about peoples degree's not being up to his own these days? Instead, he is losing the little respect he still had. Its saddening.

I posted an article some days ago where someone was caught with billions under his bed here on NL. Plus this news has been ongoing for weeks now and should be too big to be ignored.
I am surprised that people are still asking if anyone has been caught.

@topic
We need to computerise every aspect of govt and use biometrics even on agbero's, cos thats the only way we will get people to be accountable until the system is uprooted and rebuilt.

oyb:
not to worry, as always gej is on top of the situation, will he try a carrot and stick approach?

will they arrest the real or the fake jomo gbomo?


stay tuned to another episode of antics from the drunken fisherman

or should we say addict wars the wino vs the cokehead

You see why I said the message sounded just like you? All of unu sound exactly the same. . .
Desperate, hating, red-eyed mofo's.

I can easily imagine you looking pathetically mad, while writing loony messages for Timipre Sylva's "MEND."

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“This relatively insignificant attack is a reminder of our presence in the creeks of the Niger Delta and a sign of things to come.

“We have constantly warned Nigerians about Goodluck Jonathan and his train of idiots running Nigeria. Events of the last few months have vindicated our position on the inability of this slowpoke to lead Nigeria anywhere but downwards.

Lol!

This sounds like oyb or one of the other maniacally hate-filled GEJ haters.

Tam David West: “Mrs. Ngozi Okonji-Iweala is overblown…” the Professor of Virology said, “in British standard what she made in the university was 2nd class. There is nothing special about her. She must resign."

Pathetic.
Tam David West sounds increasing empty and like he has low self esteem issues.

This thread is misfiring badly.
The worst governor of all time. . . Is Aregbesola.

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[size=14pt]MEND Timipre Sylva.[/size]

It is 99% certain that Timipre Sylva is behind this nonsense.

[quote author=::Andrew:: link=topic=863379.msg10125198#msg10125198 date=1328430043]Foolish sss, such info should have been kept private. hardly will any other criminal be trailed like this again. [/quote]On the surface it appears foolish, buts its following standard practice in the West. For boko haram members, it creates a very terrifying scenario of being doomed even if they attempt to look at their own shadows. How do you operate without a phone? Or with satellites tracking your car (don't doubt it)? Or without internet access? How do you survive knowing that if you revert to the stone age methods of couriers, they aint gonna be tracked? etc etc
The rush to erase such tracks by the guilty will also serve as confirmation to those watching their every move. Recall all the things said about what was expected of Bin Ladens communications?

Bruv, there is every need for the SSS to give out such info, cos it strangles operations and causes boko harams to get jittery (recall boko haram killing 6 of their own in panic last week?) and begin to trip themselves. It leads them to walk into an open net with their eyes open; I imagine that many of them fools would already have been picked up since.

I hope MI5 logs unto NL, they will find quite a few UK based boko haram admiring vampires.

sheyguy:
and our national structure will be a fraud designed by who exactly? Ourselves or our colonial master?

As designed by the military. Their incursion into politics to which they are not suited has been Nigeria's greatest undoing. Soldiers are trained killers, not administrators, technocrats or intellectuals.

The anti-GEJ brigade justs breaks the records for pettiness and idiocy with each passing day.
Thats why the Ghanaians have fodder to poke fun at us.

Whenever you think you are messing up GEJ with some stup!d petty stuff, or paying foreign newspapers to publish stup!d petty stuff, whenever you do these things, realise that you are really only making a fool of yourself and doing harm to your country. . . And Ghanaians will laugh, small as their country is.

@candylips
Lol! Werin man go do?

Grey Beard:
I just came across this thread and I'm loving the coding entries.

@Beaf - Since your original post said the solution should be done in a single for loop, do the Java and C# entries qualify since they are all calling a for loop from a seperate method up to 3 times. So in actual fact, the for loop gets called 3 times and not once. Just saying  

Which of the examples are you pointing out? The two winning ones don't have that problem (except I'm mistaken).

Mobinga:
Shut up morron. You're getting hurt? 
Further confirming you negligible intelligence.

Still running away from your gross lack comprehension? Your inability to comprehend written English is the root of this.

I reiterate. What part of this below didn't you understand?



Are you that slow? 

You went on to state this :

Damn.

These are the kind of slow empty headed ldiots we have in Aso Rock.      

What a waste.

Lol! Imagine the huge rigmarole in order to avoid the IQ test I set for you. Dude, there is no harm in taking it, I only wanna check if your evolution has passed the stage of baboon.

Here is the test again:

Beaf:
What is the minimum size of a website?
What is the size of the website *dhtml built? Hint; the answer requires winsh power.
What is the maximum size of the pages in the website *dhtml built? Hint; the answer requires winsh power
What is the minimum size of a web page?
What stops any of the above being stored in a set of cookies if of suitable size?

Jump up and slap yourself after you have flunked all the questions above. TAWAI!!
Sir, you make the word, stup!d seem like its a word of praise! Does it take practice and effort to be the way you are? Does it give you a headache?

Considering your particularly stup!d response about cookies and headers, I want to add a new riddle to test your patheticaly weak lil brain:
Is it not possible to access cookies outside request headers?

After failing the IQ test above, feel free to repeat:
Sir Beaf, my lord and master, I repent as a cut and nail coder; I am here to learn from you. And though mobinga is stup!d as a nematode, I know you are patient enough to teach, teach, teach. My lord Beaf, may your knowledge continue to mystify, baffle and discombobulate me.

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[size=14pt]Unu go wound o!
Mobinga, the daft; WHAT IS A COOKIE? Do you even know?![/size]

Nigeria is disorganised, because our national structure is a fraud that was designed for theft and exploitation, rather than growth and production.
Rather than an equitable society bolstered by strong institutions, we have inequality, death, destruction, wickedness and corruption propped up by chaos.

Vulture parade.

ACN leader =  Cocaine pusher.
Sylva = Cocaine sniffer.

The equation is balanced!
Therefore, ACN peeps will support Sylva. Its all about drug lovers choices.

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ikeyman00:
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bu lllshit!!

facilitate the release of what member KINI

then what about the igbos they killed

wish i can fish these mu ther fuckers out myself

Don't mind them. Their behaviour is extremely suspicious now that Abu qaqa has been arrested, it all seems rather panicky now.

Your pawa don finis?

Rhino.5dm is the chief liar of NL ! Here's a catalog:

He saved Italy from flooding.
He is a computer graphics guru.
Knows how to drill crude oil.
Is an aged ex-soldier.
Is a young man.
Knows boko haram inside out.

. . .But this takes the cookey!

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]. . .and the so much touted road projects in Akwa Ibom is my credit. As i was the one that sold the idea to Akpabio victor to invite Julius Berger, based on what i saw Ma'azu achieved with them in Bauchi.
In 2007 before flagging off his campaign, i advised him. You know what, Ikot Ekpene-Abak road was the first road they built in Akwa Ibom and i was the one that said so, cos that road leads to the governor's house. I told them to dualized it.[/quote]https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-799736.32.html

Okon!

Akpabio come o! Julius Berger! OPC! Agbum!
This early morning, anoda lie again!

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[size=14pt]Boko Haram: Tambuwal, Sultan to broker dialogue with government[/size]
By Yusuf Alli, Managing Editor, Northern Operation

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Tambuwal and Sultan Tambuwal and Sultan

The Speaker of the House of Repesentatives, Honourable Aminu Tambuwal, and the Sultan of Sokoto, Alhaji Sa’ad Abubakar, are willing to broker dialogue between the Federal Government and the Islamic sect,Boko Haram.

But Hon.Tambuwal has predicated such intervention on the readiness of the sect leaders to “reveal their identities.”

He was reacting to a report that the sect had sent a letter to him,the Sultan and the Acting Governor of Sokoto State, Alhaji Lawal Zayannu, to facilitate the release of its detained members.

His statement also came against the background of an offer by President Goodluck Jonathan to discuss peace with the group.

Speaker Tambuwal denied receiving any such letter.

His Special Adviser on Media and Public Affairs,Imam Imam,in a statement in Abuja yesterday said:”The Speaker of the House of Representatives, Hon Aminu Waziri Tambuwal, has refuted reports that Boko Haram sect had sent a letter to some influential people in Sokoto State, including himself, seeking their intervention for the release of some of the members of the sect being detained by the authorities in the state.

“The Speaker said neither himself, the Sultan of Sokoto Muhammad Saad Abubakar nor the Acting Governor of Sokoto State received the purported letter or know the identity of those that claimed to have sent it.

“We are yet to receive any letter from the Jama’atu Ahlis Sunna Lidda’ati wal Jihad, aka Boko Haram, and we are not aware of the alleged arrest and detention of any of their members. Importantly, we are yet to ascertain which of their members are behind bars and which security agency arrested them.

“The Speaker, however, challenged the Boko Haram leaders to reveal their identities and the identity of any of their members arrested in Sokoto State in order for them to intervene and resolve the matter amicably without resorting to bloodshed and destruction of property.

“He said himself, the Sultan and the Acting Governor were ever ready to intervene in the matter in the spirit of dialogue as canvassed by President Goodluck Jonathan, and called on the sect to reveal their identity for the process of dialogue to commence.

“Hon. Tambuwal charged the Boko Haram sect to shun acts of violence in expressing their grievances, and advised them to capitalise on the initiative of the President to enter into dialogue with it, and restore the country to path of peace and security.”

President Goodluck Jonathan, in a recent interview with  Reuters, first spoke of government’s readiness to dialogue with the sect “if they clearly identify themselves now and say this is the reason we are resisting, this is the reason we are confronting government or this is the reason we destroy some innocent people and their properties.”

He added: ”We will dialogue, let us know your problems, but if they don’t identify themselves, who will you dialogue with?”

His National Security Adviser (NSA), Gen.Owoeye Andrew Azazi, in a separate interview with   Reuters said  government was looking at broadening efforts to end the Boko Haram insurgency beyond pure security measures.

http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/index.php/news/35654-boko-haram-tambuwal-sultan-to-broker-dialogue-with-government.html

[size=14pt]Arrested kingpin is Boko Haram’s spokesman, SSS insists[/size]
By Yusuf Alli, Managing Editor, Northern Operation 15 hours 22 minutes ago
Abubakar Abubakar

The State Security Service yesterday insisted that the suspect in its custody is the spokesman of Boko Haram, Abu Qaqa, contrary to the claim of the sect.

The service has also launched a fresh manhunt for more top leaders of the sect.

The SSS made its position known in confidence through one of its highly-placed officers against the backdrop of the controversy trailing the arrest of the spokesman.

It explained that it suspected that Boko Haram might have ‘arranged’ another Abu Qaqa to disprove its breakthrough.

The source said: “We are a security agency. We are doing our work; we don’t play politics.

“Decisions on dialogue are taken at the political level. In any case, [size=14pt]why would someone who they claimed came for dialogue contacts hide under the bed?[/size]

“Again, we don’t want to be drawn into argument with any group. The person we have been trailing for months and we now have him with us says he is Abu Qaqa. He did not say he is Abu Dardaa.”

Responding to a question, another source added: “The voice analysis of the suspect in our custody has very much semblance of the spokesman of Boko Haram. And during interrogation, the man admitted that he is Abu Qaqa.

“The voice of ‘emergency Abu Qaqa’, who spoke on the phone with newsmen on Thursday in Maiduguri was different from the ‘real spokesman’ of Boko Haram in our custody.

“At the end of our investigation, we will make our findings known to the public and any suspect arrested will face trial accordingly. We won’t unveil the Abu Qaqa in SSS custody yet.”

Meanwhile, the SSS has started hunting for more leaders of the dreaded sect.

The source said: “The interrogation of Abu Qaqa continued yesterday, we will keep the nation posted accordingly.

“We have so far got reasonable clues from Qaqa. But we hope that in the next one week, more revelations will come. So, the fate of the suspect is subjected to internal process of the service.”

There were indications yesterday that the Federal Government has ordered security alert nationwide because of the likely reprisals from Boko Haram members.

A security source said: “More attention is being paid to flashpoints in the North-East (like Borno, Yobe, Bauchi states) and many parts of the North-West, especially Kano and Kaduna .

“We have been ordered to strengthen security nationwide. This applies to all security agencies and the Armed Forces.”

http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/index.php/news/35648-arrested-kingpin-is-boko-haram%E2%80%99s-spokesman%2C-sss-insists.html

[quote author=Rhino.4dm link=topic=863110.msg10121247#msg10121247 date=1328376360]Ok. i don code. Na shiga Abu dhabi. Zan yi hutu.[/quote]https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-862883.32.html#msg10120901



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Behold Rhino.5dm on a barge in Ikorodu which he claimed it was an offshore oil rig! baba surutu!
thats why he can lie that Youwin and www.afrosciencecommunity.com are scams, as well as tell porkies about houses in asokoro.

[size=14pt]LIAR.[/size]

[size=14pt]This is Rhino.5dm on off shore plartform. During installation @ offshore Bonny island, today! [/size]

Beaf the jokes is on you. Prove to us what you do for living.

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https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-738367.96.html#msg8965313

Offshore oil platform with rope and garawa! Gaddem!
Unu go take laf broke small pikin back o!

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[quote author=Rhino.4dm link=topic=862883.msg10119172#msg10119172 date=1328357074].Did i sent a letter to Nasir El-rufai asking him to help me pay my house rent??

Did i host a scamming  website to swinddle funds?? You are a complete FRAUD!!!


Oya tell us about the letter you sent to Nasir El-rufai asking him for rent or this scamming site www.afrosciencecommunity.com[/quote]Yada ya! Mad people always sound mad sha!

. . .Just like YouWin is a scam to grass gripping mud munchers like you.
Bruv, if you wanna feed honestly, go off the www.afrosciencecommunity.com and practicalise one or two inventions, which were donated FREE of charge to the site by people who care more about the country than a corpse luv'n vulture like yourself could ever dream of.

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. . .Nex matter jare!

I have not even started exposing your lies eg when you took a picture on a barge in Ikorodu and claimed it was an offshore oil rig!
A barge in Ikorodu as an oil rig! Pikin you de lie o!
Unu go let laf make malaria catch fowl o!

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[quote author=reporter? link=topic=862912.msg10120052#msg10120052 date=1328364501]Do not mind the fool.  He is attempting to create a wedge to a relationship that has been there for centuries! How ignorant can someone be.  Yoruba and Edo are culturally fused in some ways yet each maintain its own individual identity. No right thinking Yoruba person will call an Edo man Yoruba and vice versa. Nevertheless, the political dispositions of Edos and Yorubas have most times been the same from the very first republic to the current.  The major stalwarts of Awo were Edo, just as we are seeing in ACN today.
The trend is not going to change any time soon. Obiagu you can take a hike and look northwards for alliance. BH is waiting for your behind[/quote]That is a dangerous lie and an attempt to rewtite history, it is becoming a common thing these days.
The results fot the referendum for the creation of the Midwest in 1963 speaks volumes.

Enjoy:

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[quote author=edo.girl link=topic=862912.msg10119403#msg10119403 date=1328359231]there's historical connection with binis, but in honesty, today, an average edo can't understand a word of yoruba, and i would agree that the average edo person sees himself as closer in many ways than one, to some1 from warri, sapele, or even asaba than someone from oshogbo. whether you can stretch it further & say an edo person feels close to someone from owerri than a yoruba person, i doubt, but i coould be wrong. ofcourse, there are people in edo state, other than binis, who feel closer to igbos. yoruba language degradation amongst hitherto 'yoruba' folks is edo state is a key factor. not sure if it was ogbemudia or someone wlse who 'banned' the teaching of yoruba language in those parts in the 70s. the result is that only the elderly & those born before that era can speak yoruba. the younger ones now speak the local dialect and pidgin only.[/quote]That is because, historically most Delta State groups are basically Edo's.
Three Gboza for Edo state!

He later turned to Dickson and said, “You have brought people from Abuja to Yenagoa today. The only thing I want to tell you in the presence of Bayelsa State is that I was here in this place some months ago and Bayelsans stoned the governor. You must work hard to make sure that Bayelsans don’t stone you. The day I come here and Bayelsans stone you, I will follow and stone you.”

Well said, sir!
Its Fresh Air for Bayelsa.

. . .But winshes must fly and haters must wha?

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[quote author=Rhino.4dm link=topic=862883.msg10119089#msg10119089 date=1328356229]Am privy to thesame information and my source said the figures is "around" 500 . kai! i no fit shout!!!

How about posting the list or STFU??[/quote]Anoda "source" again?

Ol' boy, sofri na!

Rhino.5dm and his lies again! Here's a catalog:

He saved Italy from flooding.
He is a computer graphics guru.
Knows how to drill crude oil.
Is an aged ex-soldier.
Is a young man.
Knows boko haram inside out.

. . .But this takes the cookey!

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]. . .and the so much touted road projects in Akwa Ibom is my credit. As i was the one that sold the idea to Akpabio victor to invite Julius Berger, based on what i saw Ma'azu achieved with them in Bauchi.
In 2007 before flagging off his campaign, i advised him. You know what, Ikot Ekpene-Abak road was the first road they built in Akwa Ibom and i was the one that said so, cos that road leads to the governor's house. I told them to dualized it.[/quote]https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-799736.32.html

Okon!

Akpabio come o! Julius Berger! OPC! Agbum!
This early morning, anoda lie again!

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Funkymallam:
Grow up man, quit spreading falsehood n name calling and answer my question.
Where did u get those screaming bolded crap u typed up there?

Lol! Expecting any coherent replies from that guy is like expecting Satan to heal the sick.

GenBuhari:
Federal Government shouldensure that the oil company cleans up the spill.

The government is culpable fi the spill is not dealt with.

Forget about formulaic answers. The OP is asking why there is no #Occupy movement against matters that destroy human lives in the areas where oil is produced. He is asking why Nigerians act like this:

[quote author=PROUD-IGBO link=topic=862875.msg10118399#msg10118399 date=1328349612]This situation can be likened to a group of individuals that expect (as a matter of right) a poor guy to use his money, go out and buy ingredients for a delicious meal of jollof rice, come back to his own kitchen, cook the meal, lay his own table, and then this group just waltz in like they own the place, sit themselves down to a hearty meal, chop belle-full, and then b/4 leaving on a full stomach they each take a mighty crap (of the toilet blocking kind) on his kitchen floor for good measure, then -with a silly grin on their greedy faces- leave the poor sod to clean up their mess, wash the dishes, and deal with the stink .

Pathetic!!![/quote]Same way Saro Wiwa was murdered for oil.
Answers are needed. Where are the hypocritic #Occupiers?

[size=33pt]Fresh Air!!![/size]

Johnpaul2k2:
i am among

webdezzi:
I am among in Jesus Name


I dont know where the poster got his facts from

1200 will access the funds

300 best and 150 each from 6 geo political zone.

Congrats guys. I wish you all success with your businesses.

Nchara:
That is how they claim . They only own local champions like Punch, Tribune and Nation. The really big papers are owned by SS (many Igbo by origin) and SE people.
Apart from the oil selling companies which we now know are thieving cabals, I do not remember any notable company owned by a Yoruba.
Glo is owned by IBB and not Adenuga.Most companies in Lagos are owned by outsides or by the public (all Nigerians0 r are multi nationals

My brother, what we are seeing here is the sort of blind jealousy that is the product of a useless set of leaders. What exemplary behaviour can come from those who pitch their tent with a drug baron and serial forger as leader? A subsidy thieving mongrel that has made ethnic bigotry a campaign tool?

Like leader, like follower; the followers will only begin to behave like drug barons, serial forgers and ethnic bigots. We can see the direct result on the streets with NURTW and area boys taking over and OPC matching with guns and matchettes in public.
When the followers look around and see that they are occupying the ditch their leaders shat in; na HEAVY jealousy dem go begin take wound us na!

No surprises.

[quote author=Rhino.4dm]So, dangote, Jimoh ibrahim, Otedola, wale tinubu, dantata, ben bruce, alex ibru, are all from south east Na war for you oo.[/quote]Add other obvious names like Rewane.

Isn't it funny that the bolded are from the SS? Clown.
The SS also owns most of the big press and huge swathes of the banking industry and stock exchange in Nigeria. Dunce.