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[quote author=ndu_chucks link=topic=860726.msg10099260#msg10099260 date=1328123638]Why the qualification below na, why not keep the whole affair quiet until you are certain that you have the right person?  Lets hope this is not a ruse and we are not told later that the arrested person simply had possession of Qaqa's phone.[/quote]Maybe its Buhari, Ciroma, Atiku or another member of the red-eyed crew. Its got to be a top shot, otherwise we no go gree!

cold:
ABUJA Feb 1 (Reuters) - Nigeria's secret service on Wednesday arrested the spokesman for Boko Haram, who frequently made statements to the press after attacks by the violent Islamist sect, a security source told Reuters.

Boko Haram spokesman Abu Qaqa was arrested in the northern city of Kaduna in the early hours of the morning, said the source, who asked not to be named.

"We are still taking to him. Since 'Abu Qaqa' is a pseudonym for the Boko Haram spokesman, we want to be sure of who we have with us. But we have been on his trail for months now. He's been changing locations and contacts", the State Security Services (SSS) source said.


http://af.reuters.com/article/commoditiesNews/idAFL5E8D162X20120201

They had better not let the phucking police anywhere near him, its better to shoot him and lose any info than for some rusty arsed, bribe smoking mofo to let him lose[i] on the way to see some emir.[/i]

Bloody nice news if it pans out.

omar22:
McLaren MP4-27 and MP4-26 compared

Something tells me that is not the real deal, it looks too much like last seasons car. Maybe they need a chassis to road test a couple of concepts. Another thing, it seems way too high off the ground. Lets wait for the last practice and see if it changes radically from the current design.

On a lighter note though, thanks to McLaren, we know the 2012 season cars don't have to be so damn ugly, unlike Caterhams that looks like an eerie creature that could spring to life in the dead of night and terrify innocent kids.
As a McLaren fan, I wish beauty meant speed. . . Fingers crossed.

In the meantime, Pirelli is misfiring in entertaining ways
After mad Max, I just wonder when all of F1 would become sophisticated and above board:

[size=14pt]Pirelli boss denies 2012 tyres to help Ferrari[/size]

Jan.30 (GMM) Pirelli has denied it works too closely in Formula 1 with fellow Italian marque Ferrari in the build up to the 2012 season.

“Nonsense,” [/b]the tyre supplier’s chief executive Marco Tronchetti Provera is quoted by La Repubblica newspaper.

The question was put to him after Pirelli decided to soften the hardest compounds of its tyres ahead of the 2012 season.

Last year, Ferrari struggled on Pirelli’s harder tyres.

“It was a choice we made in accordance with all the teams and drivers,” insisted Tronchetti Provera.

“These (2012) tyres are for 2012, not the cars of last year,” he is quoted by Spain’s AS newspaper.

[b]He admitted however to wanting to see Ferrari succeed.

“Naturally. If you’re Italian your dream is for Ferrari to win, if you’re English then it is McLaren. Everyone’s heart is where it is.”

And with Europe in crisis, a Pirelli-shod Ferrari victory would be meaningful for Italy.

“There are Italian companies with the right approach in terms of competitiveness, technology, quality of the people.

“They can offer a great contribution to restoring confidence in the country,” he admitted.

During his conversation with reporters, Tronchetti Provera answered his phone.

“Luchino!” he beamed, admitting the call was from Ferrari president Luca di Montezemolo.

“Now everybody is going to say I have a special relationship with Ferrari,” he laughed, before pausing: “He (Montezemolo) says it isn’t true!”

Tronchetti Provera also insisted he would be happy to see a tyre war in F1.

“Alone or with a competitor, it’s ok either way,” he said. “F1 decided that the tyres should be the same for everyone, but we do not care.

http://totalf1.com/full_story/view/405316/Pirelli_boss_denies_2012_tyres_to_help_Ferrari/

candylips:
Beaf. but why do u waste so much time and effort in the politics section.   

As a coder u should be engaging urself in more intellectual stimulating exercises.

That politics section is just a rabbit hole.

Bros, if dem send una, make una tell dem say una no see me!
Lol! Is the bolded a joke? Except those stimulating exercises can't be found on NL, cos the politics section is far more entertaining than this section.
Most of what you find in this section are many lazy people asking things like "how to send emails."
I'd rather go to the politics section to catch fun and wind up one or two crawling, mud munching, grass gripping clods (there be plenty there [size=4pt] like Gbawe and alj haram lol!!![/size]).

@All of una (except the delectable Dyt).

Winshes must fly and haters must wha?

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Dyt:
shoutin
BEAF

Choi! See as fine babe de hala Beaf!
Am in love e!

Aigbofa:
He doesn't fit the profile of a fanatic. But then who knows.

Guy, that dude has always been known to be intensely fanatic.
Now I am not surprised that Kano was attacked so devastatingly since he is the former governor and is an alleged boko haram sponsor.

Instead of pursuing the loan case, the EFCC should have looked into the torchlight one. That one contains clear evidence of inflated contracts, taking a loan is perhaps abuse of office, but it is not a crime.
I am sure the inflated contracts case is still alive.

Bankole MUST not go scott-free.

Ttola:
when we look at these figures and screem i just laugh,

the figures quoted here are the legal spendings they intend making, who can give an estimate of what they loot beyond these budgets that we dont have any idea of,

Guy, you will continue screaming and laughing. It must have been the same way you screamed and laughed when several newspapers spread false reports that GEJ spends billions on his meals. You can see the true figure in the OP's article, abi?
If there is corruption, of course that should be dealt with, but rumour mongering is a disease.

Disclosing this yesterday during the 2012 budget defence before the Senator Dahiru Kuta-led Committee on Federal Character and Inter-Governmental Affairs, Permanent Secretary in the State House, Dr. Tunji Olaopa  said refreshment and meals for 2012 would gulp N293.695 million. The same item took in 2011 was N312.316 million.

@topic
Where are the billions for feeding? I wonder how many educated Nigerians have suddenly become vehicles for rumour, pettiness and trash; it is sadenning to see adults reducing themselves to such shallowness.
By the way, Aso Rock is a mini town that is home to the seat of power in the federation, if you do not have the complete breakdown on spending, yet we can draw some wonderful conclusions, then whats the difference between us and a rumour mongering akara seller? The akara seller might do it because they cannot afford information, but what excuse do we have?

Anyways, winshes will be winshes; they must fly at night.

Boko haram is making loud threats everywhere to cover up the fact that they are seeing hell.
The only country where they have relative freedom is Chad. Before the Kano incident, our boyz had driven the phuckers into Cameroon.

Cameroon has noticed the presence of boko haram in their country and stationed troops at their border. This is why Borno and Bauchi have become relatively quiet. Niger Republic has increased their defense spending by two thirds because of boko haram also, however it seems they are still lacking, because boko haram was able to attack Kano.

We need to put more pressure on Chad. It was Chadian mercenaries that attacked Kano, they need to do something drastic about their borders or face unfriendly action from Nigeria.
Nigeria should also begin talking to Benin Republic and Bukina Faso to ensure that their territories do not become boko haram launch pads.

As soon as all their escape routes to neighbouring countries are cut, boko haram will suffocate.

Lol!
Imagine a thief and fork-tongued hypocrite like El Rufai organising 20 million youth for 2015?!
A thief can only organise thieves.

Wonders!

BetaThings:
At least it is official: GEJ hates Sylva
GEJ the hater

Lol! You haters and winshes are beginning to sound really childish, petty and predictable these days.
Pathetic.

Next!

[size=14pt]Whats the next petty thing for them to hate and rant rabidly about like they're gonna die?[/size]

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[size=14pt]Still hating? Still petty? Still a loser?
Here are some donations of tears.[/size]

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velo10:
Why does this rude guy keep ranting and insulting people here? CAP28 doesn't have to believe things in a prejudiced manner like you. Gaddafi's dead, yeah but the people who value him choose to remember his great legacy that you might never smell.

You guys have killed the foreign section and driven away the few diasporans and serious intellectual types that used to group here. Nobody gives a damn about all your talk about aliens in fruit trees, illuminati murderously popping out of kitchen pots and spirits hiding in your shadows to get you and suck out your vitality.

If you want to mourn Gaddafi, Hitler, Lucifer or whatever, then have the decency to do it in the privacy of your homes. You can only kill this section with ridiculous conspiracy theories, because there is no moderator.

You want to use these links:
http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/fe-scidi.htm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7540427.stm

And of course, you can join here and allow rational minds on NL to have some space:
http://theflatearthsociety.org/

The hand and sword are from another news story about one Lawal Isa who stole 3 bicycles and was sentenced by a sharia court to have his right hand chopped off.

https://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38609000/jpg/_38609081_amputee2150.jpg
Lawal Isa

[size=14pt]Ban nomadic cattle rearing in Nigeria.
QED[/size]

eGuerrilla:
I think you are simply mystifying the obvious.

It would be helpful if you could explain where each of the following ills fit in under your umbrella called "spiritual problems"
(1) Untreated water supply
(2) Inadequate health care facilities
(3) Extreme poverty
(4) Unchecked exposure to environmental health hazards
(5) HIV
(6) Stress
Note: this is a non-exhaustive list, btw.

Guy, spiritual problems means things like otumokpo (remote control) and winsh.

AjanleKoko:
There must be like 200 IDs for Beaf on this site

Dude, don't join the weak minded people on NL.
There is just one Beaf, nimble footed, agile minded, verbally acrobatic; thoroughly discombobulating and very bad for winshes health.

Justice has been served. Let it be speedily carried out.
At the time the animal was marauding the place, bombing and shooting people during Abacha's reign of terror, he did not realise that he was a mere mortal.

Kill the phucker and lets turn the page.

[size=14pt]Breaking News! The first photo's of the elusive and normally nocturnal Minister for paranormal affairs[/size]
Online Newsdesk Tuesday 30/01/2012
Tunde Adegoke

The first photo's of the elusive and normally nocturnal Minister for paranormal affairs, Chief N.Doctor Prophet Primate Akazu Ahunazu Abayomi have slipped into the studio.
The normally reclusive minister was unusually spotted outside of his Okija abode, eating and confusing live chickens in a stadium.

The photo's have put to rest the rumour that the minister cannot be captured on camera, without the photographer sacrificing a virgin corkrel.

It was learnt from our impeccable source that this mysterious occurrence is part of the ministers plans for a space programme and the final takeoff of Obubra airways. It is expected that the space programme will put the first ever winsh on the Moon, further Obubra airways will provide aeronautic lessons to eager winshes that will see them taking off from their base in groundnut shells and landing in diverse parts like London; all refuelling is to be done at the Jankara human parts market.

The minister has been hailed for his efforts at securing the MDG's for Vision 2020 20.

https://jimbicentral.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/02/08/voodoo.jpg

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^
But your arrays would have had to come from the server, except the arrays were saved to cookies. In the website we are discussing, the entire thing is saved to a client side database, so you never need to make a trip to the server.

HTML5 offers the following clintside storage mechanisms:

[list]
[li]Application Cache[/li]
[li]Database Storage (SQL) ***[/li]
[li]Local Storage[/li]
[li]Session Storage[/li]
[/list]

You can even close your browser, or switch off the computer totally. When you crank up again, the website will still be there, even without connecting to the web. HTML5 is a new beastie that in time, should overthrow most functions of lighter web frameworks like PHP and Classic ASP.

So they acoount for like 53% of imports and 47% of subsidy shiit?
The truth will come out about if they are criminals or not.

Go GEJ! Nutin do you!

Rewind. . .

Losers gon' lose and haters gon' wha?

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2012 Winter Testing Timetable

F1 circus kicks of the 2012 season in Jerez on Feb. 7.

Jerez, Spain - February 7, 8, 9, 10

Catalunya, Spain - February 21, 22, 23, 24

Catalunya, Spain - March 1, 2, 3, 4

Mugello, Italy - May 1, 2, 3 (in-season testing)

Waheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyy!!

2012 Car Launch Timetable

Jan 26th: Caterham (done, pure fuckry )
Feb 1st: McLaren
Feb 3rd: Ferrari, Force India
Feb 5th: Lotus (formerly Renault)
Feb 6th: Red Bull, Sauber
Feb 7th: Toro Rosso
Feb 21st: Marussia

TBA: Mercedes, Williams, HRT

Caterham (formerly Lotus) have released their 2012 car.
Damn! The thing is as ugly as something the cat shat on!

https://www.racedepartment.com/wp-content/uploads/f1-racing-uk-pic1.jpg

[size=14pt]Calling all F1 buffs[/size]

Hey people! Its another season of gasoline induced high entertainment.  Come tickle your octane gee-spot, as the teams are roll out new super high tech wheeled missiles!

F1 buffs, petrol heads, technical guru's. . . Its the 2012 F1 season, answer the call of greased lightening!!!

Ninapha:
Unrepentant haters.  you don't care for his explanation but u all were in a haste to castigate him when ur rumour chairman posted his  supposed defeat on NL. hmm 9ja, 9ja. una worry oo

Dis days na aproko, amebo and bad winshes de reign na!

https://ororke.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/haters-gonna-hate-kid.jpg

sheyguy:
Oga beaf what makes Delta so special? With all the trillions(?) pumped into it, what has actually improved in your Delta? We all know those delta should be competing with. Since 90s that state has seen relative backwardness compared to Akwa ibom, Lagos, Ogun, Plateau, Rivers, C-Rivers, and abuja (FCT) which it used to be ahead of.
Most of the companies in warri were chased out during the senseless war they fought between themselves and they left for lagos, Ogun, and Rivers and have never returned.
Your so-called 'progressive and vibrant' people av been reduced to begging from the 'Oyel' companies for jobs via qouta rubbish and projects/infrastructures via social this and that
The majority of the communities who dont have quota privileges are miserable, if think am lying go to Otor Udu, Oshiefrun, jesse, Oleh, Ughelli, Ovwian-aladja (save for DSC) and delta ibo communities to see for yourself.
We all saw how representatives of a failed generation of leader/elders in ND came out to demonstrate why Delta is where it is today when they choose to side with an unpopular subsidy policy against the wish of a 'vibrant and progressive' majority of the youthful deltans.
You must think everybody is blinded by ethnic bigotry to have made those funny comment u av made so far.

I wonder why you catch fever each time you hear about any place in the ND?

Dude, without doubt, your state looks like a zoo. Wouldn't you love to have Ughelli or Jesse as your state capital instead of your bush overrun hellhole?

Instead of catching malaraia about Delta state which remains the 3rd most developed after Lagos and Rivers, why don't you worry about how many grasscutters you can catch by setting traps in the middle of your state capital? Why not worry about how much cassava you can grow in your governors lodge?
Delta only began recieving 13% in Obj's time, so why not ask yourself why your own state has remained like a zoo after receiving awuf for 51 phucking years? Is your governor Tarzan who loves bush and gorilla's, or just another unevolved awuf luv'n lazy phuck like you who hates ND people because "those bloody minorities" are asserting themselves strongly?

Bad bele go make you explode o! GBOA!

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What a sad loss. May her soul rest in peace.

Yes OP, you are right. NL is packed with liars, bigots, vultures and very bad winshes.
I have plagiarised a post I made elsewhere, cos its pertinent here:

If anything, Sowore has only proven that he relied on dem say dem say.
He had nobody on the ground, yet he was able to conjure up numbers in anger, cos Abati didn't give him a list.

I hail!
Sahara Reporters, best known for fake news.
Abeg, make we cry for dem!

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http://saharareporters.com/photo/photonews-jonathans-declaration-when-jonathan-women-met-goodluck-men

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