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breadandbutter:
Give me ur number. I want to date u

I like mine young and not old .You sound like my ancestor .

Go try then come back and tell us.

AgbesuyiJosh:
I resumed in a secondary school in Lagos about a month ago (this term). Little did I know that a student I don't even teach though am her class teacher had fallen in love with me. I teach Art and Commercial students, she's in science class S.S 3. The funny thing is, it is forbidden for a male teacher to be close to a female student. This young student is just 15 years old! Please, don't castigate; it can happen to anybody. Just give your profound advice.
I said something to myself at resumption to the school that any teacher who falls in love with his female student has a challenge, I still stand on my word. I just need to advice her now.

Are you serious right now? You are asking what do because a 15 year old is in love with you?How did that discussion even come up? Dude, you've got all the hallmarks of a paedophile in the making.Nonsense.

Wizvic99:
According to the Catholic Bishops Conference of Nigeria, Cbcn who shared these photos Mother Mary Appeared in Edo StateSee the caption of the post below;

History has repeated itself here in Benin City, Nigeria during the National Marian Congress. Just like what happened 100 years ago at Fatima, Portugal reoccurred on 13th October, 2017. What a great miracle from our mother Mary, Our Lady of Fatima…

http://www.gistb4u.com/photos-virgin-mary-appears-edo-state-nigeria-catholic-conference/

Oh give me a break.Mtcheeeeew!

I do not understand the whole theology of dreams & interpretation of dreams.

Bullshit

analice107:
The shouting side is the living side, and the living side is the winning side.

How long are you going to run away?

Pls tell me, this house, is it rented or it's yours?

If it's rented, that means an exchange took place right? You gave your money and keys were given to you, granting you the spiritual and earthly rights occupy that house.

Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Oh God, i want to sleep in your room tonite.

The Holy Spirit says, 'To whom you yield yourself to, you become a servant and you'll obey'. What are you yielding to?

Satan can throw you out of your house? Who is that demon? What? With fire in your mouth? with power and authority in your words? With the blood of sprinkling available to you?

Hebrews 2:8

...and made them(Christians) rulers over all things.”

It says that God made them “rulers over all things”; this clearly includes everything...

Behold, I give unto you power to tread on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy: and nothing shall by any means hurt you.
Luke:10:19


WORK THE WORD, STOP BEING AFRAID. you can not be an over-comer if you haven't overcome something. You are more than a conqueror, what did you conquer? A soldier doesn't run from battle. No retreat no surrender.

Put that cowardly demon to flight.

Amen!

The lady then invited her Pastor who prayed & anointed the house with oil.Things quieted down for a while but then returned again.This time even at her place of work.She decided it was time she stopped being a baby Christian & take the bull by the horns.She went & asked her pastor for the anointing oil & began to pray & fast & anoint the place herself.The activities stopped completely.It's up to you to decide whether to move & hope they don't follow you or decide to pray with help from other people & get serious with the word of God & prayer,until the matter has been put to rest.This may set free even the future occupants of that house/apartment.

Chelseafan99:
Ummm..here's the thing. I am a full grown adult not a baby. I am not day dreaming. This is not a delusion, this is real life. You will faint with fright if God should open your spiritual eyes to see the evil that trails each and every one of us. It stopping after I pray doesn't mean it won't come back. They do come back. They are patient,

Growing up I wasn't used to seeing or hearing about witchcraft.As a matter of fact, when I came across Nigerians I used to consider them a set of paranoid borderline schizophrenic people.But I came to know that good is real & evil is also real.As a Christian I believe that God is real & so is the devil.I had a similar experience somewhere I worked.I'd hear footsteps of people running,but dared not tell anyone incase they concluded I was going nuts or was experiencing auditory hallucinations .But I noticed the boss who was a Christian was always playing gospel music.I'd always pray when there like a crazy woman.Later, the person who had introduced me to the job shared her experience with me while we were talking about paranormal activity.This was without me telling her about mine.That's when I opened up to her & she told me the place where the building is at was once a graveyard.A lady that I personally know , she lives here in the US.She started to observe strange things in her house.If she left her sandals in the living room, she'd find them in the kitchen.She thought she was going crazy & started to take pictures on her cell phone before going to bed and yes there was her confirmation.

It's my birthday too, show me some love Nairalanders.

FitnessDoctor:
Wow, its a pleasure to meet you.

Thanks.

FitnessDoctor:
Actually, you didn't read my post very well... I said every African behaves the same way... And I knkow you understand what Africans mean...

Lawlessness is everywhere and we all know that.

But wait... are you Kenyan?

Ok, I didn't see that other part and yes, am Kenyan.

FitnessDoctor:
Many things that have happened in recent times has shown that Kenya is lawless country with miscreants in the name of citizens.

Sadly, it is contagious and almost every African behaves the same

No wonder, that American firefighter said "it is better to save one dog, that to save a million black people".

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Are you serious? Your people are busy exporting crime to Kenya & you tell us how lawless Kenya is.Really? Truth is that there are many Nigerians living in Kenya and am sure there are hardly any Kenyans living in Nigeria.If it was as lawless, I don't think your people would choose to reside there.

Arthurwinner:
Well I'm not that super rich but I'm buoyant enough as God may have it...
To be very precise ....
I started dating this lady not too far from now and it have been moving nicely buh, lately i noticed some change in her attitude since she became very sure that I really love her...

For the past month we discussed about marriage and I told her that I'm going to marry her and truly I want to cos it feels like I CAN'T stay without her.....

But the problem is that since then whenever she's around I don't feel like coming back to my house after work cos all she does is to collect money for this or for that and when I try to tell ha that I don't have she always threatening to break up with me, every time I give her money to buy something that is when everything in the market becomes costly, sometimes I look at her and inmy mind I be lik'e "shey Dis gal no know say I sabi d price of all d things she dy lie abwt''
but I keep cool for the sake of peace...

Abeg can you imagine that a brown powder (Zara) she told she bought for 9k I checked it out and its sold for 3k... since night I haven't talked to her but as usual she's packing her bag now....I know in her mind she's waiting for me to beg her or she leave ......

What do I do FAM .....I truly love her

You said the girl is packing her bag.Meaning They she's been living your house & I'd imagine not as brother & sister.So if you are enjoying husband privileges as a boyfriend, you shouldn't complain to treat her as a wife though she is just a girlfriend.But it sounds like money is more important to her than you.

komia:
Japan

Waah ok!

komia:
Jameni tuko wengi hapa. Sikujua. Kuna yeyote ako far east ?

Sasa,umecheki?Far East ndio wapi?Asia ama?

olsmade:
Very true. I hope to return someday. Maybe visit Mombasa

I lived in Roxbury (the nice part )

Yeah, you need to plan & head to Mombasa.So much history down there.

Dindondin:
No, it's just a Kenyan name I remember easy. What's the meaning of Wanjiru & Kikuyu

Kikuyu is the name of Kenya's largest tribe.Wanjiru means " the black one".

Dindondin:
lol.
Wanjiru is a name of one Kenyan athlete.
It's the name I use for unknown pretty Kenyan ladies.

Awww, actually U thought you were referring to me as a Wanjiru to mean a Kikuyu lady.I see.

Dindondin:
the moment I saw you and your family, I knew it's another Wanjiru family

Hehee,let me laugh.Clearly I can't hide.

Bifwoli:
Haven't been in Westi or kilimani in ages labda nitapotea ...but good suggestions nonetheless.

Wewe unatakiwa kuwa sidekick ya Andrew Zimmer wa Travel Channel ndio ukule chakula strange and exotic till you lose your food fears .Ama nipike mrenda ujaribu ?

Hehee, Trust me an super picky when it comes to food.Hiyo mrenda, heard it's sticky.Nilipewa ingine ya wanaija inaitwa ogbono nikafeel kutapika.Hope it's not the same stuff.

olsmade:
Nice pics. I was in Kenya about two weeks ago but didn't have time to visit the Masai Mara park. I did visit the national park in naorobi and went on a safari walk but it wasn't as interesting. I also went to a Masai market in Nairobi and bought a couple items. I see you flew out of Boston. I used to live in Boston for a couple of years.

Really? There are so many places of interest to visit but atleast you had a taste of Nairobi.Where in Boston did you live?

suremanpatriot:
...you mean amidst Kenya's presidential election saga,you stil tour the country? Unbelievable

I was already home when all that happened.Besides, things on the ground are not usually as bad as the international media makes them seem.

Bifwoli:
Mimi sio mwongo ,twice nimeweka and it disappears.

Kuku ni bora kuliko nyama za kenyatta mkt where you eat beef that had consumed plastic bags . maybe you need to frequent Carnivore then you'll get over the mental barrier of tasteful exploration and culinary adventurism ama tukupeleke West Africa uone vile game meat is just ordinary meal?

Hehee, story.Kuku inaua haraka kuliko beef.Mafuta wise.Siku hizi carnivore iko down.You need to tour some Brazilian place in kilimani & Westi.Variety zimejaa.Crocodile etc chenye unataka.Hizo za West Africa,tufiakwa.Hata nyoka ni bush meat

RETIREDMUMU:
that is why i said girl are like battery, use em and discharge em


they have lose their value since 1900bc


imagine a girl i wooed, and d same day i laid d bitch hhhh

And what makes you better than her?She offered & you accepted so you two are birds of a feather, no wonder you were flocking together.Abeg, some men too have lost their value, so let's put aside blaming girls only.

Bifwoli:
Eish ,sijui nini ilitendeka ama Tasermahiri bewitched my posts (jk)

Natamani hiyo chicken yenu huko ya Boston Market sasa.

Uwongo nayo!Hehee,karibu Boston.Hakuna kitu nachukia America kama kuku.Unless it has pepper added to it.

haywhy80:
Perfect response. God bless you.

Thanks

chelseabmw:
Just seeing this post ... currently at Westlands. The 6 hours drive is kinda discouraging... Any other nice places within Nairobi?

There's the Nairobi national park,but it doesn't have as many animals as Maasai Mara.

TayserMahiri:
Was actually asking the guy I quoted but nyc. Naona tunawakilisha kila mahali. Hope you enjoyed ur visit

I had a great time

TayserMahiri:
Great!! I loved ur shosho. Hawa wanadamu wa naija huwa hivyo, kinda specialists kubonga trash. Usijisumbue naye

Asante.

Bifwoli:
Ahh mwiritu ,rudi hapo nyuma uone picha sasa nimefaulu after so many fails.

Wee ingokho bado nangoja picha

sophiawisdom:
Like how much is for the amazing trip

Three day safari is about $300.