₦airaland Forum

Beeam:
That was the teller from the bank that was posting your TFare/retirement benefits

GTB teller who is confusing UBA account number for her organisation's should just quit and start groundnut business.

Beeam:
For their successful sha?

English hard

You are not a member of OGAN, hence you still can't tell the difference between a typo and poor grammar. Pay our registration fee and come for lecturing.

Thanks.

President
OGAN

Based on deductive reasoning:

Friday + Monday (Processing) = Tuesday Tf payment

Therefore,

Tuesday + Wednesday (Processing) = Thursday Tf payment

and

Thursday + Friday (Processing) = Monday Tf payment


Signed.

President
Over-Sabi Graduates Association of Nigeria (OGAN)

Fredkio:
kiofred07@gmail.com. me ooo

Same Frederick Kio? Ex-E-business staff (UBN PLC.)?

You guys should allow me to digress a bit because I can't hold it any longer...


Dear Nigerian graduates and potential NNPC staff, the words "Please" and "Kindly" connote the same thing, stop using them in the same sentence, it is hurting my eyes.

My sincere apologies for digressing, you all can go back to your Tf/APL conundrum.

Thank you

Signed.

President
Over-sabi Graduates Association of Nigeria

Fredkio:
Lol i m from Kula in Akukutoru LGA, u?

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brainybox:
If you are single, I get fine sister ooo

Your sister na commodity now bah?

jmanity:
Egbon Jarus too never collect.

Monitoring spirits

Has any EH received? If yes, what was your interview date?

mosgoon:
oh yh, i studied mechanical engineering.. and love energy, sustainablity and tech management. I also have side passions- that's where the programming comes in.. i code and also build robots for fun..i also play in my spare time with arduinos, raspberry pi and the likes..and embedded systems and the likes. one of my dreams after blowing small is to merge my side passions with my main passions...applying AI, robotics to energy utilization and sustainability...did little hobbyist projects on it while in undergrad. The main passion is the priority first lol

ÀI and robotics you say and still claimed you schooled in Nigeria? Please elucidate further because except for very few, I know most of our Nigerian lecturers and Profs are not that futuristic.

Greatken007:
Oga Resume is for GT usually not more than two pages and CV is for Experience hires, not more than five pages.

Agreed, resume should not be more than 2 pages but it is not restricted to GT neither is a CV restricted to Exp. hires. An experienced hire can decide to tailor his/her qualification, skills and experience to a specific role with a 2 page resume, while some GTs who are privileged to have participated in some extracurricular projects can have a robust 5page CV.

nelsonngim:
Lol... Baba! The question is not unnecessary at all o. Don't know about you but I'm sure many of us would like to know o. At the very least for knowing sake. Oga Jarus and others have hinted that from managerial level upwards the pay is sweet. we need numbers.

For the fact that Jarus is responding does not mean that we should abuse the privilege, if we want to know about COO and GMD salaries, we should exercise patience till the time we become part of NNPC, please let's restrict our inquiries to things that are relevant for now. Thanks

ChasteGhuy:
This one una dey ask of names upandan... Any show?

Oh boy! This your question is very valid, aswear

Teaser4:
yes brother... you get it. one of my close told me how he raised 3M within 2months to buy his current car on his bed, selling and buying bitcoin...bro I tell you if one sabi his path and follow it, person go make it in life so fast...

Exactly, any one who feels intimidated by someone else's achievement is a LOSER. Achievements should inspire you to find your own path to greatness and not the other way round.

For those saying he is a proud person, this is a faceless forum, he doesn't even know your real names talkless of who you are, why the heck should you think he is acting proud towards you. Smh

datascience:
Actually you need to be open minded, everyone appreciate him but they are saying the personal information is quite exhausting since we are focused on one thing here.

I think logically, anyone interested can send him a PM. We need to be organized that's all.

But you can actually choose not to read the "exhausting" info. It may be too much for you but a source of inspiration for others, after all he only responded to probing questions from other nairalanders. If you must address anyone, it should be people asking him questions that are derailing the thread. My 2 cents

Onunu:
My bro... congratulations on your achievements. Please don't mind the critics. People easily switch to bad belle when they are intimidated. They easily say you're proud or showing off ( I wonder... in a faceless forum?) please don't be deterred, share your experience, that's the essence of this thread. Best wishes and I pray for you make the best decision when the offers start flooding in. Cheers!

Too much wisdom will not kill you

Brainniest:
Even you are not write.
Not N.N.PC but N.N.P.C
Regards,
Lead Trainee Economist.

"Write", guys should we tell him?

Algeria NNPC 2-1 Nigeria NNPC

I even screamed NNPC!!! instead of goal!!! when Nigeria scored. Who did this to me?

Gianluigizona:
Wrong... GT starts @ SS6, EH cannot start on SS5. Least is SS4.

I think there is EH officer (SS5) and EH supervisor (SS4 and SS3). Not sure though

DanXplore:
In summary, anything that is not a product of hardwork or discipline must be God's favour. God = other factors


Who created or inspired these factors. Was it God or men? What exactly is your understanding of time and chance? Based on the premises of your logic, we can conclude that the federal character principle is God's favour to some people and not to some others.

Dan you must not respond to everything, silence can be golden atimes. This is not a religious thread, there is a thing line between proving a point and constituting a nuisance. Be wise.

Modubabunuye:
When are we to expect Second Invitations for Interview. someone says nextweek. Pls did anybody knows about.

This your "reliable sauce" is scaring us

mosgoon:
no further information on the purported calls from NNPC?

Maybe it is meant to be a hush hush thing

ChasteGhuy:
Na wa o... Na salary be the next thing to dey concerned about or appointment letter?

Bros, he is looking beyond appointment letter, free him. Even I want to know the current salary structure. We are acting with faith.

Ikpa001:
Hmmm.... Nothing at all from the scope of the revealed questions entered my own interview session. Nothing from my CV.

I was asked to discuss in detail everything I knew about Clean Development Mechanism (CDM) projects, carbon footprints, greenhouse gases and their effect. Very skewed and off-key from expectations.

I hope you answered reasonably well though?

loanky:
I'll assume you are not a science student or have no science background, at the least, in high school. If my assumption is wrong, then I'll have to question your first class degree.

It is okay to question my first class degree, it is a very normal occurrence, even the most brilliant minds were questioned. The truth, whether you guys accept it or not, is that all natural phenomena y'all are claiming were discovered by science today existed before humans became knowledgeable enough to give it names such as space time continuum, gravitational forces etc. The brilliant physicist is appreciated because he asked probing questions about what has already been designed and was able to come up with an explanation. Trust me, the pre-socratic philosophers who were able to convince others that the earth was flat were applauded in their time for their ground breaking discoveries, I can promise you, in a few years time, those things you now know in science that gives you the presumed leverage to question my first class degree, will be rubbished just like the misconception of a flat earth.

Your arguments are similar to the case of mungo park claiming he discovered Nigeria, and one would wonder if there was no group of people living there when he "discovered" it. The ones you can't explain, you say it is random or happened by chance. There are lots of things science cannot explain, if you choose to put your trust on only things that can logically be explained based on limited science, your call, but leave us to serve God in peace.

Las las, we shall be alright. Let all man stick to what works for him.

DanXplore:
You may be a first class, but your logic is just very silly. No offence intended. Saying that events are random does not in any way suggest any element of divinity or excuse for inexplanable events. Did "God" suggest to you the type of haircut to take or the brand of deodorant to buy? Did "God" tell you the amount of pepper to load in your stew? Did "God" tell you the CV style to adopt or that you should apply NNPC? Such trivialities are stochastic. Was it "God" that told Michael Jackson the exact words and dance moves to make him popular? There are just so many series of alternate possiblilites for every event that occurs. These variations occur stochastically either by choice or chance.

I would have loved to engage you with one simple question concerning the instances you cited but this is not a religious thread. Let's drop the matter, do whatever works for you.

DanXplore:
This is usually the problem with you people. When someone brings formidable arguments to counter the blunders in your logic, you begin to say one is showing off. If i appear arrogant to you, that is your problem. How does my own side of argument suggest that I am all knowing? What inspired this assumption of yours?

Lol, You people? That alone buttresses her point

Jadue:
gguhh


you are indeed very wise

Thank you bro, it only takes a like mind to understand. I wish I could understand the condescending tone of my other intelligent brother though but I am glad to have learnt one new word today STOCHASTIC. May God bless him richly too.

osamaBUSH:
How did your own god come into existence?

I wish I had the answer to this question but I can direct you to Him to address your concern. He is very welcoming.

BlackHummer:
Lol. It is also like saying the born again believers should pray the sun and moon too into existence. If what you wrote makes sense to you, then I give up.

I am talking about God, you are talking about born again believers. You see where the problem lies?

DanXplore:
LMAO


Ok



Do you even know what time is? Does time in its true meaning exist? Is time not just a reference point from which events are being distinguished? Has anyone on earth successfully defined the concept known as 'time'? Can it's starting point be located? Does God dwell in time or outside time based on your logic? Trying to know how time came to be is like trying to located the start and end point of a circle.




Study physics, una no go gree. Even if you are not scientist by training, at least acquaint yourself with the basics of classical mechanics to avoid public disgrace. Have you heard of gravitation or the bending of the space-time continuum? Is the magnetude of gravitational field constant across the universe? Dropping like balls
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Intelligence is relative. Are you saying everyone on earth is stupeed?
How could one determine the path a network of random events will take place? There are things "God controls" and there are things that are left to chance. Get this right. For example, an engineer might design a vessel with a precise amount of gas volume and pressure. But the discrete internoleculer intermolecular interactions are stochastic and the engineer has no control over their individual movements/collision.



LMAO! All I can say is that some people learn the truth only through the hard way

I like the word "Stochastic", it is an intelligent way of saying " that one pass me". God is great

DanXplore:
LMAO!



I am curious to know the quality of grace Dangote, Mark Zuckerberg, Wozniak, PMB and Bill gates have.



Hard work is definately not enough, it would be silly to think so. Events are stochastic in nature. Time and chance influences the outcome of events and not wishful thinking hiding under the facade of grace
Secondly, is my comment on this section proof that I applied the job or took the CBT with you guys as purported by you? Don't you think it is a fallacy of false assumption?

Of all you wrote, the bolded is perhaps funniest and most disappointing.



LMAO. Trust me, your first class degree is applaudable but sadly disappointing... judging by on your reasoning on this subject though. Secondly, how has your first class improved humanity? What break through have you made or what contribution to the society has your calibrated potential made? Boast with your degree only when it has made an impact. You need exposure beyond the shores of Africa.

I am sorry to have disappointed you, however I don't need my first class to improve humanity; the quest to improve humanity comes from the heart otherwise you wouldn't have mentioned the likes of PMB, Dangote etc. in the mix. I really don't have to justify how I have improved humanity in my own little way to you, it is not worth the effort.

Secondly, I didn't boast about my degree, I just made a point to dismiss a particular perception that such opinions as mine usually propagate. (viz. Olodo will always depend on God's miracles.

If you don't believe in grace but attribute events to time and chance, I dare ask you, how did time come about? There is a divine template that was used to discover time. P.m., A.m. and seasons were based on nature. Nature didn't happen by chance, it was all well thought out. If it was a chance thing, the sun wouldn't have been at a specific distance from earth, it would have just moved closer and scorched us to death. Please what is suspending the earth and other planets? They should be dropping like balls.

Humans can only seek to try and understand what a superior being has designed but just because we have attained a certain milestone of understanding does not make us intelligent.

N.B. you accuse me of assumption but you are also guilty of assuming that I haven't been outside the shores of Africa simply because I believe in grace. My level of reasoning may not be as excellent as yours purportedly but I choose to stand with the belief that there is a higher being because it has worked for me , you stick to what works for you too. However, when you find out that it is no longer working for you, you can try reaching out to that superior being up there in heaven, His name is God Almighty, a trial will convince you, I am a living witness.

Let us "die" the matter, this table you want to shake, there is a popular saying in Yoruba which says "Oni duro wo tan" (You cannot finish what you are about starting). This is not a religious thread. Let's just concentrate on NNPC.