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@aristole Oloshi, because they register goats in your village.
For those of you that are calling on ITUEN, ona no dey hear say im dey PRISON ?

_{NLDers turn into an angry mob and keeps chanting:}
JUSTICE! JUSTICE!! JUSTICE!!!

@tessybaby It seems you are an accomplice. From the way you are talking, you follow chop the goat meat.
Rumour has it that you personally prepared the goat meat peppersoup.
But the authenticity of this allegation is not yet confirmed by the press.
If you are found Guilty, I swear walahi, i will also lock you up and throw away the key.
Don't think you can pay in Kind oooooooo.
Justice must take its full course.

@saucekid U this local "OMO IBO", i bet you don't know that VARIETY is the spice of LIFE.

Na those kind mess dey give pesin by force bald head. DAMN !!!!

@tessybaby n ademiller: am sorry to say this, but ITUEN has been denied bail.
He is still in KIRIKIRI i will also make sure he is denied trial. Na my guy i no mind dey buy am Mr Biggs' everyday, as long as he remains there.

@tessybaby Am sorry for all these, but this GOAT was very dear to me.

@kronkykay You got that right bro.

Na waooo ona don too yab this guy now, Afraid no gree am post any more comments.
@Foryouigo Guy feel free to blow any form of Ibon, Na my thread

Enters room and changes track to "DO ME" by P-SQUARE.

You guyz shudn't murder this poor boy.
Who knows maybe his english teacher was deaf and dumb.
I think he was taught to read and write with sign language, so his f*ck-up is justified.

Meanwhile, ITUEN has been apprehended hiding under tessy's bed.
The yeye boy dey kirikiri maximum prison now. NLDers are free to take beans to him.

I thought we were supposed to be our brother's keeper ?
Too many long throat in the room.

@Migines U deaf ? she was @ the backyard laying eggs.
I neva knew clem was a CHICKEN.
ooooh little wonder Migs calls her his CHICK.

see them, fly and shit

@Suga_Lips Thanks for the tip, never thought about doing it in an eatery before,
Rushes off to call girl friend.

Migines:
@Bengay
abeg nor ves. Tessy brought the goat meat pepper soup to the office and said she waz celebrating the demise of naijagurl so i tot it waznt a bad idea so. . . . But DAMN! that goat is one ofa kaind!

_{Enters NLD with two police officers}, OC, thank God they are already confessing.
You guyz should do your job.
sergeant grabs kronkykay and migines' shokoto , Mr-man both of you are under arrest for long throat. anything u say here will be used against u in cell.

ITUEN is still at large. Anyone with useful information about his whereabouts should contact me ASAP.

@Migines See yoruba ooo if u and ur baba for village no tight, u and who go come tight?
Oh sorry i forgot clem.
Man GODey shun this son of babylon for u and i alone know wetin we go use im eye see.

@Migs No dey waste your time say u dey pray. U and i know your prayer no dey pass your house roof
Bloody UNBELIEVER like U.

Lmao @Migs God bless the day you give your shaft to a lady with epilepsy.
she go chop your cap comot.

Nigerians are everly ungrateful.
@Migs I was only trying to be caring, now you begin take am personal.
So na only lips clem give u acess to offload your shit, na waoooo poor u.

@kronkykay Guy if na that one go make u join me in prayers,
abeg shift go far, Ole !!!

WHY DID TESSYBABA FALL FOR ITUEN ?
can anyone help me out here ?

Man if na so babes dey be, then i rather use my dick for money rituals.

THE WAY I SEE THINHGS

I think Migs is in trouble.
Either im don Bleep up for work and dem wan sack am,
or Clem don kodedly tell am say anoda bobo don dey wey hold pass am.

@Migs; u be my guy i will always hook u up.
I fit raise you money to start selling PURE WATER.
after all a journey of a thousand miles needs bags of pure water begins with a step.
And as Clem wan go, leave am, anytime congy hold u, i fit borrow you morning fresh, abi u go prefer harpic ?

[center]NEWS FLASH !!![/center]

This is to inform the general public that my christmas goat is missing.
According to reliable sources, this sexy ewure was last seen telling anoda female goat that she wants to go and visit hey guy living at ITUEN's neighbourhood.
Romour has it that ITUEN was seen yesterday by 13:00 GMT dragging a goat into his compound.
The probability of the goat still being alive wasn't confirmed before we went to press.
All efforts made by our correspondents to track ITUEN to hear his own side of the story has proven abortive.
Reports reaching us here shows that ITUEN is a professional at this act.
And previous attempts to bring him to book has never been successful.
Presently ITUEN has been declared wanted by the state police for GOAT THEFT.

Hence this is to inform all NLDers that a huge reward awaits anyone that can catch ITUEN with my GOAT.

na waooo too many Pdiddies in the house.
kai see premix abi na me-rix .

Kneels in prayer; God abeg troway JLO and give me angelina jolie.
Father, I will do anything for those lips except dating naijagurly.

@Naijagurly In the name of all that is good, how does that f--kin affect the holes in my boxers ?
Come seun do something about naijagurly b4 i spoil something.

realizes he can't handle all these evil spirits (badbelles) in NLD alone, decides to invites his pastor.

All of ona wan run my business down.
I rebuke you all in jesus name.
_{enters into serious prayers, father in the name of ,}

You see now ituen, even migs don begin use morning fresh self-service.