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Tatiana4u:
Bella’s achievements are centered around being a sister in law to Flavor and inhaling Sheggz’s smell!
Yuck!
Can’t do anything on her own….with her annoying voice!
Tueh!
Mgbeke feeling funky!

notoriousbabe:
*"How I Made A Perfect Payback For A Lecturer Who Failed Me For 6 Years In The University"*

My first day in the biology laboratory was a dreadful one. During a briefing session a day before we were to have practical during my 100level, We had been told that it is a customary to always put on the ‘laboratory coat’ each and every time we have practicals, hence whosoever without the laboratory coat will be punished.

I’d no money as at that time to buy laboratory coat, and the first practical came just too soon. I couldn’t borrow as my only friend in the school then was Asiwaju Olalekan Godson Ayodeji.

Anyway, I knew breaking the rule of not putting a ‘laboratory coat’ was a bad idea but I was young and wrong to take that risk. I had no choice than to enter into the laboratory room to get engaged with my fellow departmental mates.

Not quite long after I entered the lab, one of the biology lecturer who handled biology practical came around. He spotted few of us without the ‘laboratory coat’ and decided to play a fast track on us, he wanted to get hold of us. I was fortunate to be sitting near the entrance door, so I got away.

He was able to lay hands on few guys unaware but everyone of us that escaped went into his black book. He called our class rep then, and collected our matric numbers. Printed them and pasted them in his office. It was printed boldly.

That was how myself and other guys that ran away failed Both the practical and the actual Biology course that year.

Personally, I sat for the same courses for good 6years; making it 6 different times entirely. On my third year of rewriting, I summoned courage to visit him in his office. I went to see him to plead with him, he didn’t know me, he only knew of my matric number.

So I’d to take the bull by the horn to explain what had happened. He laughed wickedly and angrily sent me away, I returned the next day.

He told me, if I return again then it would be very bad and I won’t like it. I left him for a week. I consulted my advisor, Dr. Mrs Adigun. I explained everything to her…

She told me, I should give him time, and to return to him after sometime. That he may consider my ‘show of repentance’. So I didn’t return for like a month.

Then one day, I was returning from a friend’s place Osisami Babalola Enitan on Friday after I had gone to play chess, I saw him also returning from the mosque. We both met along the school former fine-art department, just by the way that leads to Alata eatery, Under G.

I quickly used the opportunity of meeting him just coming from the mosque to plead yet again. He treated me like ‘poo’

He still went on to fail me even in my 400level. On my final year, I went to him, then I was married. I took my pregnant wife to plead with him. He walked us out and told us never to come again. He promised to report to the school security. So we left.

He failed me for 5 years consecutively. It was hard for me. I wept for days. I told my parents, and few friends.. It prevented me from going for NYSC with my class 13′ set.

Then I turned to God. Yes, I was guilty and I deserved punishment but that was too much. I prayed ‘no be small’. So many different phases of life, most times it is always our fault that we find ourselves in difficult situations but immediately we get to seek God for help, he surely always provide us a solution to all of our problems. I seek God’s face and he never fails.

That biology course was taken away from him and was given to someone else, it was given to another Dr. I can never forget him.

I registered as a spill-over student, and sat for it, I borrowed 4 other courses to boost my CGPA, I collected my result and my biology 101, 102,104 and 106 were all A(s).

That was how I got cleared.

Moving forward, During my service year, after I redeployed from Abia state to Oyo, I was posted to the West Africa examination council. (WAEC) Ijokodo, Ibadan.

Great place with wonderful people. On my great work ethics, being dutiful and so diligent during my service year, I was given the green card and permitted at all time to work during their examination and marking exercise each and every time I so wish. Oluwafemi Martins my great boss, one of the great people I had worked with.

Coincidentally, I was officially sent to Ogbomoso marking venue as an assistant subject examination officer to partner my WAEC Daddy

I was handling Biology and chemistry subjects. For the ones who don’t understand the whole drama during the WAEC marking exercise.

We give out the examination scripts to qualified teachers or graduates with the certification in their specified subjects for marking and recording during a stipulated period of 21/23

So that day in April, there was a long queue of Examiners waiting to submit their CV. Then this Dr. lecturer that failed me for 5years was on the queue too, I’d spotted him.

My wonderful Waec daddy was beside me, he asked while I was smiling, I simply told him that something funny will soon happen, and when it was this Dr’s turn, He greeted and called me “sir” (bending his head). I quickly stood up to greet him too.

But I was so surprised, he didn’t recognize my face. Apparently, he would never have thought and believe and to be possible for the young man in front of him to be me.

So I pretended as if I had nothing in mind too, I was going through his CV when he started pleading that he really needed my help concerning this marking stuff, he told me he came along with his daughter who is a gate crasher ( these are people who are new to the marking system) and his wife who also had marked for a long time but needed to mark too.

He told me Ladoke Akintola university of technology had been on strike for over a year and nothing seemed fine, no salary. No money and nothing at all. I should help him.

At that point I told him to call his wife and daughter. He did. I then asked him; “Sir, Is it truly that you do not recognize my face?”

He said, “ehn! It’s like this face is familiar o but you know there are many people like that I can’t remember. I can’t really remember where and when I had seen your face”. I told him to try, that I will only help him if he can remember where we had met and when..

He didn’t remember so I helped him out with my surname, I told him. “This is Akeju, the guy you failed for consecutive 5 years. The guy that brought his pregnant wife to beg you but still, you sent us away”.

At that point, he was dumbfounded. He left without saying a word. His wife and daughter were confused and everyone on the queue too. His wife asked what the matter was, I told her to go and ask her husband.

Shortly, His wife and daughter returned. He had explained everything, they knelt down and asked for forgiveness. I smiled and asked them to tell him to come back. He had gone home. In the evening he did return.

He asked for forgiveness, and I did forgave him. More than he had asked for, I granted him all of his requests. We were not permitted to give more than a packet packed of scripts but I gave him more than one. Just for him to make more money. He wept uncontrollably.
“ Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you”. I only know of the way of doing good even unto them that do me evil.

Till I left Ogbomoso, he was always calling because I had put enough food on his table and not only him, but also for his family during that difficult period they were going through. It’s left to him, if he will change or not. Our tomorrow isn’t promised. Whatever position you find yourself, use it wisely.

Kodak9:
Lol 😂😂 they tried to do it for our side.one of them got killed the next day.

abbey621:
Another evidence of delirium.....Healing & Blessing unto you my boi....PEACE!PISS

abbey621:
I'm glad this is a public forum, those following the back and forth can tell who messed up.....PEACE!

finallybusy:
Eeghe and co gave Efe the victory because of his “based on logistics” and “Warri” chants, were ready to give Omashola the prize from repeating the same if Mercy didn’t create “queen of highlights.” Whitemoney came with “who dey breet?!” and Eeghe happily handed him the grand prize because they shared kinship. Phyna observed this and crafted “who dey?!” She won Level Up.

I don wash hand comot the show. Nothing concern me again. You people should enjoy. You too, DOptical.

Bovis:
You be grade A Mumu. Who keeps evidence of giving or collecting bribes. Both the giver and the taker are thieves hence, why bribes are given in cash and not through bank transfers

abbey621:
In the land of blind men, a dog can become king

Me: inec boss only yarn say results enter for oyibo way(e-transmission)....e nor mean say e dey for paper...

You: inec boss talk am from paper way dem call rules and regulations

Me: U no apply your 6 to wetin you read?

You: e b like wetin you write you don forget am....go check am again...maybe e fit don turn ur head

Me: You no see Clause 48 and 49 wey allow INEC boss to use anoda way?

You: askbfkfhgjepjg;ergjgljgl.......spits.....higfdwifuhoirwujiohdjkfbskadbqwibasks.....*insert random gibberish**......ashfgqdhhdqqh
Me: I'm out....Peace!

abbey621:
You're just rambling like a little child, in the court of law which one is supreme, Mahmoud's words or what is written in the Rules and Regulations? You can shout Mahmoud said this, Mahmoud said that but if the clauses gave him a way out, the court will never side with you.....if your IQ cannot understand this then I'm sorry your case don get k leg!

In your infinite wisdom you believe Mahmoud's words are backed by the Rules and Regulations but you deny that the Rules and Regulations also gave him the power to use alternatives? Now tell me isn't that silly? . See my boi, you've been backed into a corner, you can either take your L and learn from this or continue arguing with your phone, either way....I'M OUT....PEACE!

abbey621:
Again na comprehension be your problem, Mahmoud said this Mahmoud said that but it does not mean his words will supersede what is officially written as rules and regulations. Yo usaid it was written that electronic transmission was mandatory, I provided you with a counter via Clause 48 and 93, yet you still dey argue? Na wa o

abbey621:
Then you obviously have trouble comprehending simple English. Here's your initial comment
Your comment would make sense if clause 48 and 93 did not exist which gives INEC the right to use alternative method when electronic coalition and transmission fails. Now what exactly is your argument? Are you saying those clauses are irrelevant? Did you read them? Goodluck convincing a competent court that they don't matter

abbey621:
Is INEC chairman, the Electoral Act? Man can promise you heaven and earth but if it is not documented na ofutufete, LAMBA!

It was not just said,it was also documented as rules and regulations of INEC which is an extension of the electoral act and holds as much power and binding authority!

abbey621:
I suggest you go and read clause 48 and 93 properly, this time very slowly and try to comprehend!

savcy:
So the freedom the West preaches is one where any practice they deem to be right/appropriate must be universally accepted? Who made them the moral compass of the entire multiracial and multiethnic world? This is nothing but tyranny.

tesppidd:
But you can see a President that can turn around the country in 3 weeks because he is signing papers and holding meetings?

aswani:
She was an Obi witness called by his team. I believe she wasn't the only journalist they called because they also called someone from Arise news too.

My point is that they should have presented their "strong" evidence of electoral malpractice first to the Tribunal when things started two weeks ago so I can be deliberated on. That is all they needed, not wheeling HDTV's into the courtroom two weeks in.

aswani:
I know why she was called, I just want to know when we are going to see proof of a stolen mandate because I know Osamor is not going to produce it.

Great2017:
The Tribune never said election results will not be transmitted. Rather, raw figures would not because it is easily susceptible to hacking.

It is better to read and understand.