₦airaland Forum

Maverick777:
Top of the day Fam!

A close buddy of mine is in deep shit, just 2 days back he confided in me telling me his maid (who the wife employed herself) is 14weeks pregnant!

HOW IT UNFOLDED
Earlier in the year, his wife got an invite to do her masters program in Scotland and they have a 5year old Son, so she elected they employ a maid since she couldn't take him along, she even did so herself.

The husband is a pilot and always never at home (the security the wife had I guess), now I don't know whatever went on in his tiny head, they got intimate (just once) and boom! she caught the shot expertly.. He said she's being showing symptoms since he got back from travel, so he took her for a test and its confirmed.

I guess she knew all along but did nothing on purpose, because I don't want to believe that a 22year old girl would be comfortable not flowing for 3 months (not like she's a novice).
Now, his wife is due back in September, and he's scheduled to travel again by Monday(to return only God knows when).

So technically, his wife might even return before him.

He asked for my suggestion and help, because he mentioned abortion to her and she refuted saying she nearly died after the last one she did, so the doctor warned her sternly against it.

I told him that the best I can advise/do for him is to take her in until she puts to bed. let him tell his wife she ran off with a guy or something of the sort. then we take it up from there after delivery.

The situation is one dicey and fragile one, if not handled carefully with wisdom, can ruin a lot!

I thought they existed in Nollywood only oh...

Any mature suggestion is welcome.

Your advice is a setup. They should just find a better way. Abort.

doggedfighter:


Your girlfriend's mother sent you to go buy foodstuff and meat for her on a Monday morning?



Am I right ?


I am female but they are things I try very hard to understand.

And this right here is one of them.

It would all be family affair as long as the MIL gives her daughter's hand in marriage to our brother if not, we shall all accompany you to scatter their place.

chigoziri2403:
I think you should be more concerned about what you wrote in your first paragraph

What you said there is more alarming than the maggots infested meat you bought

Bad guy

SmellyNyash:
APC and their stewpid supporter's will never know peace in their life.


May life treat them the way APC are treating Nigerians. So sad

We are always pushing blames and cursing. Do we as individuals ever sit down to evaluate our dispositions, our responsibilities to the growth of the country and to one another?
I have concluded in my mind that most Nigerians are badly behaved people (in their respective places) who turn around expecting a miracle and a great country they will never have, except they work for it.
We will all work for it hence we all die and will never have it.
Go and check the developed countries... they laboured and re still labouring for their development.
A lot of challenges i.e ethnic & religious diversity currently bedevil this country, staunt our growth as a people resulting to lack of trust for one another and unpatriotism to the country

Even though, I don't fancy this idiot but how come the Police IG quickly directed an investigation into this case and not into the case a wanted boko Haram Vagabond - Alero that was just crowned Sarkin Fulani over the weekend without any arrest or investigation whatsoever.
All these Fulani bastards are stepping on our heads in this country. Until this madness is checked, the country is not going anywhere.

babzo:
This story is really inaccurate.

Neither of these two guys were accused of stealing or fraud, but rather not stopping fraudsters? But why has the same system not sent the CEO of Western Union and Moneygram to jail?

Why jail them? Why not fines? Do bank owners or managers get jailed because fraudsters keep money in their banks?.why havnt the managers of Western Union and Moneygram being jailed since all these years?

The story is 100% wrong. Neither of these two men stole any money. I know many grateful Nigerians who used Ping Express to support their loved ones in Nigeria to the anger of the Big 2 ( Western Union and Moneygram). How can you jail a bank MD because fraudsters have accounts with the bank? Something is seriously wrong here. Why have the MDs of Western Union and Moneygram not been jailed for all the billions fraudsters have sent through their companies? Oh I forgot those are not immigrant owned businesses. Worst case they will be given a fine. Or maybe it's because they are "small boys"

All the people who used Ping Express never gave a dime in cash to the company, they sent the money using their bank debit cards. So why have the managers of the banks from where the money came from not being charged?

People will think this is $167 million cash somewhere. No $167 million anywhere. That's the total of funds they legitimately sent on behalf of people.

$50, $100, $200 here and there from 30,000 customers over 5 years. I myself sometimes sent $15 and sometimes $300 or more.

The allegations is on the $1 million + sent by a Fraudster, Collins over a 3 year period. If Ping Express had not verified their customers properly; how would they have been able to track the Collins guy? But Ping did proper verification for all customers.

But the banks where the monies came from to Ping Express are not being questioned.
This is a company I used for years and people came to know.

They followed every rule.

I know the stress I went through to get verified before using their services; license, phone call etc, things I never had to do with Western Union.

They are not accused of fraud, but rather not stopping fraudsters. Then why jail time? To kill their business finally?

When will the CEO of Moneygram and Western Union that Yahoo Boys have been using for over 20 years to send money, be arrested and jailed? NEVER.

Western Union and Moneygram have lost probably billions in the last few Years with the
arrival of companies like Ping Express that made sending money to Africa not only faster, but cheaper, direct to bank accounts and 24/7.

Western Union that used to be only available during banking hours. They changed quickly when Ping Express and the new guys positively disrupted the system.

This is really unfortunate.

I was having the same thoughts but became confused that they pleaded guilty to the charges (money laundering: transferring $167million unchecked in the last three years). Who was supposed to check? And why plead guilty when you haven't committed any crime?

ArchiLimited:
I admire Ben Affleck's tenacity. Being in the backup plan for 20 years, and finally be rewarded with the main cookie for his patience. Apparently, the patient dog eats the fat bone that others have finished sucking the marrow from.

Which stupid cookie? This old cargo that will soon divorce soon. Keeps moving from one man to another.

God1000:
He's such an unstable guy.

I don't like anything about portable and Naira Marley, they are both scallywags corrupting our youths.

This junkie became popular and rich all of a sudden, he needs to be on the wagon as well.

Something is fundamentally wrong with the society that rewards and celebrates such depraved and deplorable characters.


Meanwhile APC got played by this flibbertigibbet

This is deep! "Something is fundamentally wrong with the society that rewards and celebrates such depraved and deplorable characters."
You must be very knowledgeable.

maikbanj:
Good morning dear Nairalanders,

Thank you for being there in the past with your timely advise(s). I am here again just to get some more on a case.

I have a girlfriend which I plan getting married to as both families are all involved. My girlfriend has had a bad past. She was once abused and all but then I was able to help shape her when I got into her life. I have been there for her in my own little way but lately, she has not been behaving too well and I am not happy about that fact.I will itemize these:

1. She once borrowed her friend her school fees to rent an apartment with the promise the friend was going to pay her back before exams started. Her friend failed to pay her back and I had to provide her with the money in order not to miss her exams. Note, the said friend is a female.

2. Second semester, her pops gave her school fees which I saw the alert. Yea,she travelled down to see me from Lag and she spent some but then I told her she would not have spent her school fees to come see me. Infact at that time I never knew she was going to come because I was sick but she did. So I told her not to touch her school fees again that I was going to refund her the money. She left and I refunded. I paid her flight back to Lagos.

I later found out my girlfriend didn’t pay that school fees. She spent it and when it was time to pay she kept complaining. I was mad at her wondering what she must have used it for. I scolded her and gave her part of the money.(N100k)

3. I have paid several debts for her as she made some mistakes in her online business and was swindled. The most recent one now, she went to get loans from apps online. I don’t even know what would have made her do that as I try assist her when she’s in need. I have warned her severally against borrowing but she went to borrow and now she’s into debt.

I have asked what she used the money for but she can’t even point to one thing. She said she used the initial loan for her personal needs and when she couldn’t pay back, she had to borrow from another app to pay and all. That’s how she kept borrowing to pay another till she borrowed from over 15 loan apps and her debt is running into 350k as at today.

I honestly can’t pay such an amount as I have my own personal problems to carry. I was mad because in the past I have warned her against borrowing and all. Now she’s in trouble and they’ve been threatening her to pay back.

I have told her I don’t have such monies to pay back and even if I had I won’t pay back. I have advised she talk to her parents and siblings about it but she has been scared. I have that money but I can’t pay back as I have more pressing needs to attend to. Since she has refused to tell her parents, I am thinking of telling her parents. I am very close to her family.

This is someone I wanna get married to but with all I’m seeing, I am already having doubts.

She’s from a very good home. Deep down, I love her and she does too. But why these problems, I don’t understand.

Please I seek your advice on how to handle this as I can’t pay such debts. I have done several in the past

Thanks

Bro, that love go clear after marriage... Just think through before you go further.

abobote:
I have not even listened to any of his music coz I know it will be a piece of trash like him

But unfortunately, the same jobless youth play this guy's songs and other vulgar songs alike in their dungeons. Na them dey promote am. Songs with very pacy rhythm and lyrics and very well meaningless and stupid.
Well... Make una enjoy am, the thugs are taking over the whole place already.
Check your bus stops, streets, roads, dens they are all there.

xynerise:
Should we tell him?

No sir!

Throwback:
When Tinubu took over the government of Lagos State at the end of May 1999, Lagos State public school teachers were on strike and had refused to resume for 3rd term for that academic year by April under the Marwa regime.

Tinubu did his magic and by end of June 1999, the teachers resumed and I personally resumed 3rd term just 2weeks to when my siblings at FG Unity Colleges were to return home for their end of session summer holiday.

Tinubu is an administrative wizard. He is an action politician who is ready to deliver unlike those who are just receiving training in Egypt.

My support for Tinubu stems from personal experiences of his actions as Governor that affected me positively and my knowledge of his many initiatives that I didn't even benefit from but was available to others.

I am a Christian and I will vote a Muslim - Muslim ticket that has a Tinubu as the principal.

He also paid for my SSCE then. Even though I don't support muslim-muslim ticket with the recent turn of events in this country (innocent Christians are being wiped out) but I feel thereay be something worthy of note that he might want to do and ai also know there will be repercussions, most especially in Lagos.

A misfit and lair talking. You could have resigned after your first term but you you proceeded with 4+4. Now presidency is too tough! After 8years of turmoil.
Well... Nigerians will always deserve they get.

Zelenskyy:
Tinubu and Stupidity = Bread and Akara

Because the Ugly Notorious Drug Baron felt so insecure as an Inferior Muslim, he had to pick a Boko Haram Sympathizer as his running mate to prove a point to his Fulani masters that he is still willing to Lick their ass...

Nigerians will teach this useless APC party and their flag bearer a Serious lesson in 7 months Time.

Christians everywhere must wake up and smell the Islamization bread that the APC is baking....

Well meaning Nigerians are saying no to a Muslim-Muslim Ticket.

It's like you are being paid for all these things...

Reno is irrelevant but you people keep discussing him. How many headlines now with his name on them?
Please, let's not discuss any further, you guys keep making him more popular.

A lot of these infants always shouting Simps and Vaginal odour are the same ones that put their mouths there during sex when they get carried away.
Always forming men online but mere weaklings in the real world.

Totilopussylick:
Nigeria politicians makes themselves an enemy of her citizens that voted them to be whom they are.

Can he walk alone till he gets home without

Those fearlessly looking security men surrounding him .

Come to Germany, a politician walks about without a single security man watching after them.

Ex Gov Amosun did same in Ogun during his tenure, he walked about freely, even entered people's homes without guards.

If he reached an agreement with them, then it is okay to take him to court. You don't just pull out of an agreement like that. At least, some fines must be paid!

Quest7777:
Overzealous taskforce personnel. Quite unnecessary & unprofessional conduct.

Unfortunately, that's the mentality of an average Nigerian security personnel; always prone to intimidating & harassing "bloody" civilians.

And when it's time to provide the security against imminent threats they run away like bastards.
They run the streets with siren doing virtually NOTHING. Everywhere is under attack yet we have so many useless police officers standing aimlessly on the roads in the name of criminal "Stop n Search", wasting away while the nation is under attack.

DispatcherLagos:
Beings that discharge blood every month? I love God, children, men and dogs.... just in that order

They discharge blood for a function just as you discharge 'yours'. It's womanhood!
I love women.

DispatcherLagos:
If those rubbish irritate all guys the way they irritate me, those chicken heads will be wearing a cover all

But I actually love it. The sight of it is different from all the dirts and commotions around me. In a neutral environment, it is welcome, besides religious places.
It is simply lovely, most especially when it is moderately done. It's ecstatic!!
Women are beautiful creatures only some have acquired terrible character.
God the didn't make any mistakes when he created Eve to keep company of Adam only she later acquired a bad character.
I love women. Good ones.

kolafolabi:
I feel for him but Government is Government where everything goes.

Government can be sued! But building beside a canal doesn't look right to even mere eyes. Besides, that's not the way to handle any man. It's only in backward Africa that we always see this freely.

Totilopussylick:
The country lost it glory ever since APC took over from PDP

But to restore our lost glory

Vote labour party


Vote peter obi.

Are you sure?
Was the country having her glory intact as well under PDP?
We surely need general deliverance in this country.

doctorexcel:
Bishop David Oyedepo has envisage this organised genocide against christians by the fulani-backed federal government. I wish other men of God will also speak out. Pls let us SORO SOKE

Do we really need the men of God to first speak before we realize that our security is our responsibility first before any agency or outfit.
Everyone be better prepared and armed, even if it's as little as pocket knife, just have something to defend yourself with, cos you never know when and where the attack might come.

Some ladies are naturally and permanently born-stupid! And some guys too can be irritatingly daft.
Go ahead allow her to CUM ova to your house to show appreciation as a woman.
This is irritating! I dislike things like these.
And I sense you Op are an Opportunist & weak too and very immature. A married man acting like a Neophyte.
It's obvious this is just some women's antics. Don't mind all those bastard ladies saying your mind is going towards sex. Yes it is about sex! And if you allow her to come, please do come back to give us the gist of how you messed up your reputation and dignity.

iyapont:
Animals

And their criminality should not be tolerated!
Everyone should be better armed for self defense in the least.

Oloriburuku! You keep saying this nonsense and people keep dieing endlessly...

kerry57:
This man has done more good things to humanity than most of our leaders. U will certainly get ur phone, God will bring it back and ur good will will also make karma get it back to u. I don't know u but have read a lot about u. May God continue to bless u.

I love this man and how he comes out to rescue Nigerians, always saving our faces. How I wish, I picked your fone sir. I won't accept any payments cos I am already proud of you but I might consider the overseas scholarship sha to Canada. for small hussling.

MadamVanessa:



Then he never knew that he will grow up to be a mere commissioner to a complete idiotic dullarrd.

Nigerians and bad mouth. We don kuku use our mouths destroy this country finish. Na wa o...
And some of you guys would do worse than this being in the same shoes.
Ordinary to drive like a sane human being on the road, we cannot. No respect for queues or people, no orderliness, no self-discipline or restraint of any sort.
I have seen a lot of badly behaved Nigerians both young and old. Most importantly the young that seem to criticize but not doing anything differently to make things better.

Life is a battle! You don't quit. We all keep fighting till when God says we stop.
Suicide is selfish. Even if you can't for yourself, be strong for others that keep their faith in you.
No one is strong enough, that's why we die at some point, but we are all Warriors in the battle field of life. We don't quit, we keep fighting till the end.

ObamaMessi:
I finally arrived in America.

Can't believe Victor Divine is in yankee.

I live in Willowbrook, Houston, Texas.

It has always been a dream since I was 10, now 19 and my dream is reality.

I will soon work my way to NY to recide in Alabama.

My dream of becoming Governor of New York, U.S Secretary of State and subsequently becoming U.S President (after we amend the constitution to make naturalized citizens eligible to run for the Presidency) is materializing.

Just a week plus here, I know the difference between a first world country and a third world shithole.

I implore all of you to work your ass off to the U.S and live that shithole to your selfish politicians.

#GodBlessAmerica!!!

America is a country I do not dream to go. I pray not to even go there. I can go on sight seeing or small hussling in other friendly countries ie. Canada or Switzerland but above all I love my country Nigeria. I was born here, grew up here, making it small small here and I will die and be buried here after I am done.
God bless Nigeria!

Brexxit:


You mean the shithole US riddled with homeless people,debts ridden mo'fuckers,gun violence gangs and psychos ready to shoot you at anytime.

Let me know when you move to a sane country.

Badt guy