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The man of God just saved the faces of Christians in this country. I now have a lot of respect for him and his great church - OPM.
Thank you sir!

When the EFCC has been comprised on an important matter, they start to uncover other ridiculous and nonsensical "crimes" in order to rubbish the whole process and eventually the suspect still goes free.
This one too will go free just like other before when they deliberately bastardise the case with unnecessary & distractive charges.

hisexcellency34:
just kill them and reduce criminality but no, police will release them after collecting shares

Later they will say these guys are not Nigerians. What language was he speaking? Nigerien? They are Hausa/Fulani.
Let's call a spade a spade and start to tackle this menace.
It still beats me how these guys are able to gather even in a place that is outside their state and able to commit these atrocities. I think I already know the answer. Others are weaklings! Most especially, Yorubas are the most useless and defenseless of the lot.
They have never gathered to repel these guys for once, instead they make friends with and throw caution to the wind, only to later start crying for help that will never come.
I am Yoruba and I live in Lagos. Any day I get to encounter this, I will defend myself to the last drop. I will strike first and ask questions later.

BRATISLAVA:
What happened in your own fight with an adult?

My brother and I haven't spoken since 2011.

I just laugh when people say that these bike guys are not Nigerians. This is just self consolation. These guys are Hausa/Fulani and are 100% Nigerians.
I strongly believe they were all sent out to all parts of the country on a mission but under the guise of riding okada, their mission is beyond just riding okada. It will start unfolding with time and the various original owners of the land will be forced to defend themselves or give it up to these urchins.
They are all over the place, every area, this should not be so. They should be tamed/controlled forthwith or completely expunged from these places back to their states to go and ride their useless okada there.
It is simply a northern agenda!

You didn't need to attack him. Every family has got that one black sheep. He is the one for your family. You guys have now come off age, there should be no physical attacks of any sort.
You elderly ones could walk him out or talk sense into him.
But no beatings or physical fights. He has become a man of his own. I think he also has inferiority complex and trying to out-perform everybody.
Just leave am abeg. Fighting at adult will degenerate into something else. I am talking from experience.

Honestly you will be fine, stronger, more experienced and better positioned for the future. You will not die though it is tough getting through but you will be a better person for it.

I have experienced something very similar only my situation was that of a single man in love with a woman getting married to another man.
It was sweet and terrible. I understand perfectly! And I swear that the sharp pain to the heart (as if a spear was thrusted in to your heart) is very real. I felt the pain for long (several days, I can't count) but here I am. Now married with my own family and very happy. I am sure she is happy too! Though we still talk on phone and chat once in a blue moon but we never get to see eye-to-eye even though we live close to each other. About 14years now...
The lesson learnt... is love alone is not enough to take you through relationship or marriage. It's like trying to build a house and using only sand in the absence of cement. It's all gonna crumble sooner or later.
At least you put the basic things into consideration before embarking on a relationship journey and also calculate you gains and losses.

Elolam87:
Voice of the voiceless
I hope you will be released unhurt.

They want to silence him. Our Police are just an organised syndicates on their own.

BlueRayDick:
Firstly please don’t force her to go for KPMG since she already made it clear she d doesn’t like Accounting. This is because sooner or later KPMG will still mandate her to write ICAN ( depending on the unit she finds her self tho ) KPMG even makes engineering graduate to write ICAN if they find themselves in units like audit, IARCS , etc .

As regards the other offers she’s waiting for , I will suggest she gets the offers and decide on what exactly she wants to do with her life . I know money will be a factor in her decisions but let her be sure she wants to be a banker or work in a dynamic firm like Meristem. At the end of the day , the decision is hers to make.

On another thought , since u said she studied statistics and did well, she can go for KPMG. If she gets into their actuarial valuation services it will be good one for her . She will be exposed to the best international working environment and it will do a lot of good to her CV. In fact Just 3 years experience in KPMG alone , she will take big career leap such that if she decides to work for GTB or Stanbic she would’ve left her colleagues that joined those companies originally far far behind

Lovely analysis

Jalaw:
Another show off thread.
In the other thread, the OP boasted of earning 500k monthly and want to know if he is rich.

Wetin person no go see!

Na wa 4u. Everything na show off? Abeg live and let live.

ZenithBanking:
I have a big probem.

I'm always peeping on my neigbhours/friends unclothedness when ever they are taking their bath.

It all started six years ago during my ND in school, & up till now, i'm still living with it.

During my ND, there is no famale tenant that i didn't see her unclothedness to more than a million time, even when i went back for my HND, i did thesame thing.

I'm currently serving right now, and i'm still doing thesame thing here. I peep on my neigbhous and fellow corps member here.

I've been doing this for six years, and i've never being caught. Sometimes i ask God; why was i not being caught all those times in school, why didn't GOD want me to get caught.

I've tried every possible means to stop it, but all failed, even when i don't want to do it, my spirit will keep pushing me & if i don't do it at that time, i won't rest.

It seems i can't live without it.

I know someday i will be caught and embarrassed and get my pictures uploaded online for this crime.

I'm afraid, i need help.

Don't worry you will outgrow it by the time you are done with service and life hits you hard with full force. You will think less of peeping and more about how you will survive or even to feed yourself.

I love you for your bravery! You will keep living. I have prayed that when my time comes, I die fighting! I will never submit to anybody or be a Captive. I would rather die in the fight or escape rather than captured.

Guyman02:
Focus on your religion, don't go around listening to what other people say and finding fault in them and calling it blasphemy.
You Muslims commit blasphemy when you call Jesus Christ a "Prophet" because Christians believe that he is Lord and above every Prophet.

Enough is enough!

I can never forget that, there was a day right on my street, when some Muslims (Yoruba) in Lagos were holding a night program right in the open on the street and one of them with the mic was challenging Christians to come forward if they can prove that God gave birth to Christ.
He was throwing up a direct challenge which is the same things they don't want done to them.

successmatters:
The cleverness is amazing

They just replaced all the names with Christian names.

They are trying to play politics with it. The man that was stabbed in Ayobo gate too was stabbed by an Igbo man too right?
This is one of the reasons this country can't progress anywhere.
Nigerians are the problems of this country! The country will be just fine without us.

silvoclaira:
If you allow her to keep making you feel bad about your performance or ability, that preek might never gonna get hard because she is talking it down from your brain.

Don't push pass your borders!
You are just ordinary FORNICATORS She is not your WIFE

Check your diet/foods. Thats where the problem lies.

Your penis is in good health.

Blatant truth!!!

00FFT00:
Very simple.
Grow steel balls like your Igbo neighbors, and set up BSN (Benue Security Network).
Ak's are N600k a pop, and have the boys go fulani hunting.

Now, how hard is that?.

I swear! If they can just do this, everyone will be in check.

NwekeUG:
https://igberetvnews.com/1420404/wizkid-burna-boy-link-dior-fashion-show-photo-video/

I still prefer Davido to these two combined.

LINSAR:
Been a guest for a while but decided to open an account to share my predicament.

I am a grower. Whenever I'm erect,I'm only average in size. But whenever I'm flaccid,it looks like that of a toddler.
This isn't even a problem since the erect size is okay.

My problem:
I wish to learn how to swim.But the water makes the D to shrink.Now,swimming trunks are usually tight.Even ordinary clothes,water will make it stick to your body.
This will make my small water-shrunk D to be really visible.

Should I go swimming and ignore whatever shades,stares, embarrassment I may receive? or I should avoid all these and leave swimming?

It's a normal reaction for a lot of guys. Cold temperatures shrink the dick size. And you don't have to wear tight to wear your normal boxers short.
There's nothing abnormal about you. We aren't all the same...

advanceDNA:
I dont know the crazy love nigerians have for corolla ..The tokunbo now sell for btw 2.850M to 3.1M, especially if its the sport edition.. i dont know if its just because of the exchange rate, greedy dealers or both...

Since yours doesnt have cool wheels, has high millage and also needs tiny body work, they might price it for less...

I suggest u do your maths and peg the price at something reasonble.. a little below greedy dralers' market value.....

We are always a desperate and hopeless people, who have no self-worth.

seunsiju:
Still battling with one unwanted pregnancy ,expected to be a father soon, Read https://www.nairaland.com/6980702/over-girlfriend-pregnant
Another girl is pregnant for me and his parent insist on no abortion
Why i'm so fertile like this, Wheras i already had a year old boy, second pregnancy is now like 4 months, new one is now a month pregnancy
Three expected children in a space of three years is too much for me to handle, tho i'm financially bouyant, all thanks to crypto
Advise on what to do, i don't want any more child !!i hate using condoms
Pls no insult!!!

You are not only fertile, you fertile and stupid!!! Keep sleeping with ladies without protection and come back here to tell unnecessary tales. You get what you work for...

Mooh247:




Finally Sanwo-Olu grew some balls .

Such a spineless Gentleman of a Governor ... Sorosoke youths disrespected him, AGF Malami disrespected him, a Police DSP refused his orders now Abokis are doing anyhow under his watch

Try this nonsense with Fashola...


Only Babatunde Raji Fashola would park his convoy catch Traffic violators himself, send you to mobile court, send you to psychiatric hospital to check if you are mad or ment , make you pay fine or loose you car, crush your bike and turn it to scrap or simply deport you back to your state of Origin

Nobody is above the law under Fashola .. Obasanjo and Orji Uzor Kalu companies sef chop fines and sanctions, even Jagaban Alpha Beta collect



.

Guy! You dey craze!!

Ceenachi:
Should I remained Elrufai?

Is this not blasphemy? Would not be noises if it was about the Muslims?

FalseProphet1:
The north have always maintained that they're a violent sect, they have always stood and fought for what they believe in.

The south on the other hand are anyway belle face, always crawling to worship whatever orders the north issues even if it's to their own detriment.

Look at Abba Kayiri, if he was a Southerner, by now he would have been cooling off in an American prison, but being a northerner, they protected him. No single picture of him in detention has been released to the public yet they keep on fooling the south that he's in detention, baba is in one duplex flexing away on low key.

If the south don't stand up and face the northern aggression, they will become slaves in their own villages.

This I have seen.

You have said it well. What I keep wondering is where were all the other Tribes when the northerners were installing their men all over the armed forces i.e. Nigerian Army, Navy, Air force, Police, Customs, Immigration (even the passport office in Ikeja is headed by a Northerner), Civil Defense, EFCC, NDLEA etc. The northerners had long been perfecting the take-over of this country and they are almost there.

slivertongue:
He should have done it quitely no need to go public. Weldone sha

How quietly do you want him to do it? To whisper it?

Eventhough, he is rich, he appreciates little things...

realmindz:
They think they are in Kano or sokoto.

Those guys are less than humans, they are not better off than pests such as rats in dust bins. With that their prophet with uncircumcised penis like a donkey

I thought I saw Presbyterian Church there.

McMay112:
This is gradually becoming serious on a daily bases. My Christian brothers this is war. Maybe we should start ours from south south by stoning the hausa guys and ladies in our own region to death so that they will equally share in the pain. The trauma of the first incident has not been healed and they are trying to create another. They are better be warn and the government of the day should interfere in this if they are not ready to create ethnic/religious war. To even ask, between Muslims and Christians who is full of blasphemy?

This is exactly what will stop the nonsense! I swear it. I keep saying it, it wont stop until we stand up to each other, then it will stop!!

godofuck231:
The next coming president needs to constitute a special activities division under the NSA only answerable to the president and senate committee on defence , this guys should be eliminated quietly, erased and the case classified

This cannot be possible because the President-to-be will still be surrounded by the Sponsors of the Terrorists.
Why has the Government not been able to mention any names so far? It's all a cover up.

lalasticlala:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k2laedf3mo
Angry Youths Protest, Vandalise Non-Muslims' Shops In Sokoto Over Arrest Of Deborah Yakubu's Killers

It is the religion that also told them to loot people's shops.

APC2:
I created this new account to hide my identity.

We live in a highbrow area in Ogun state with one Kid of 2 years. My wife is not working, she is attending a university in Ogun state where we lived. My wife always watch African Magic, Zee World or running from one prayer house to another. She does not respect me at all. Living with her for 3 years now is hell on earth.

Yesterday, she told me that she attended a program conducted by a prayer ministry and the the General Overseer, a woman told her to bring a bag of rice as a seed. I told her I don't have money to buy a bag of rice for a ministry I don't know anything about. She got angry and told me that I must give her the money before I go to work. To my greatest surprise, she block the door and told me that I am not going anywhere until I give her the money for the bag of rice that the woman of God need the rice that yesterday. I got angry and tried to push her, she gave me a heavy slap and began to shout and insulting me using English so that every neighbour will hear. I was so ashamed and forced my myself out of the flat, she ran after me, held my clothe and tear it down.

I return back to my flat, carry a cable wire and beat her until she couldn't stand up. I'm an operation manager in my company, I went to work, took excuse and went to police station. I carried two police to arrest the general overseer, when we got there, she started swearing that she did not tell my wife to bring any rice, that it is my wife that volunteer to bring. The police did not arrest her again. I returned to office and notify her parents.

Her parents came in the night and after I explained to them, they insulted their daughter and apologize to me. I told my wife to follow her parents she refused.

So about 12:00 midnight, my wife started again, threatening me that she will deal with me, talking loudly again that I called her parents to come and insult her and she will pay me back in a way that I will regret knowing her.

When I couldn't sleep, I went out of the house at about 2:00AM to look for a near-by hotel to sleep. Immediately I entered the hotel, a young lady standing in front of the hotel followed me to the reception. I was thinking she want to book a room as well. The receptionist told me that the available room is 17, 000. I accepted and paid. I was directed to the room and as I entered, somebody knocked the door. I open the door and it was the young lady that followed me to the reception when I was entering the hotel. Before I knew she entered the room and said, "oga, I will do you well, na just 4,000 you go give me". She started touching me and I told her to stop it. I was so disturb by wife problems and I needed someone to talk with. So I accepted the lady. We spent the night together and had sex twice. This is my first time of having sex with another woman since I married in 2019.

I am always at home with my family when I return from work and I think my wife is taking that for granted. I will be going out from now to meet other women. I am completely tired of the marriage and I am considering marrying another wife that can give me peace and respect.

When we advice that you men should marry a quiet lady, una go say na slay queen wey sabi dress, wey don put like 5-5 earrings for each ear, put nose rings, very long eye lashes, get shape, get everything Una want. This one too go get problem na, na follow come.
Oga sorry o... Na make God no allow them make them kill you o... No allow am stab you knife for nite sha. Becareful!