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imessenger247:
i need mac os 10.12 or latest version and sketch app for UI/UX design if you have any or both of these software i need it today, Please drop your contact. Thanks

I have sketch and my Mac OS is 10.12.6 Sierra.

What OS is your Mac running?

Chat me up 0803 431 1147

scopio04:
yes. just go to their centre and ask for it. bought mine 1500

I couldn’t get to buy. Pls can u help me with someone that has for sale? At a reasonable price pls! Thanks bro

topmost0029:
2 Ntel wawu sim available call or Whatsapp 07030137440

I sent you a message on whatsapp bro. How much are gonna sell wawu sim to me pls? Thanks

SUCKABLE88:
Even Arrest seff. Imagine driving to work and you hear 'You are Under Arrest for Insulting Jubril, auto driving you to the station now be calm.....

crazy thinking but you are very right.

It can happen bro!

Anonymous103:
im suffering from severe depression and can't believe this is my life now. sometimes i go to bed praying to wake up and realize everything is just a nightmare. . Please help me as I’m getting increasingly ill with the stress and worry. for security reasons i do not want to post my story here but i do need a friend, a listening ear. if you don't mind listening to the sad story of a 27 years old woman in an abusive relationship that's so bad she's not allowed to leave the house anymore. the internet is the only place i can see solace now.
pls send me a message , thanks guys.

Eeya. Depression is bad and a killer. I’ve been there too so I might be able to relate.

I could help/counsel you and help get you back up. Buzz me on whatsapp: zero eight zero three 431 one one 47 or drop your no and I’ll buzz u

1. Sex -

when either party isn’t measuring up and they are not smart enough to discuss it


2. Bad hygiene

Wife wears same pants for 2days hence giving off offensive odour that puts off the man. Or the man has a terrible mouth odour that’s capable of rendering someone inactive for hours.

3. In-laws

Y’all know this so I’ll skip it

4. Maturity

When either or neither of the 2 acts immature. Not being able to handle certain simple issues without inviting 3rd parties.

If I continue even the whole of Nairaland web space won’t be enough.

Marriage is like a complex machine such as aero plane such that one small fault not fixed can get everyone killed.

Staceyjohnsn:
Hi,

Please I need some information.

I’m from London. My boyfriend and I were both living in London until he was deported back to Nigeria. We dated for 2 years so due to love we continued dating. We eventually got married two years later in a registry in Nigeria. I was willing to move to Nigeria permanently and forget about London completely. It was time to do the traditional marriage now, he said he’s not doing anymore. Long story short he has the marriage certificate with him in Nigeria. He said he will just tear it up and that’s that and no1 will ever believe me without the certificate that we are legally married.
Obviously I need to one day move on with my life, by Gods grace and remarry. I’m only 26, I cannot come and die because of one man. I don’t want to deal with this issue when I have someone new etc. I don’t want to comit polygamy as that is highly illegal in the UK. Personally, I cannot date another man while I’m legally married. Ko make sense.
Does anyone know how I can obtain a copy of the marriage certificate myself in order to proceed with a legal divorce?
In the UK you can look up marriages online, is there a website for Nigerian marriage information to be looked up online?
Please help me because if you understand the heartbreak I’m going through right now, you will cry for me.
I jus want to begin to legally escape this situation and move on with my life.

So sorry dear.

You don’t need a lawyer to get a copy.

Just go to same registry and ask for certified true copy (CTC).

Can’t be more than 5k max. Once you have that you can proceed on divorce or whatever action you wish to take.

I wish u all the best.

udemzyudex:
If you don't stay in Benin then how do you know people don't stock such laptop cos they are expensive?

Funny.

Cos even here in Ogun that's close to lag, most people don't. Cos they don't sell as fast as their regular counter parts.

Anyway, good luck.

EgusiShankly:
where did you get yours from
in Benin?

Got mine from Lagos but I don’t stay in Benin bro.

I stay in OGUN State

AWhyyy:
Please I need a good 2gb nvidia dedicated graphics laptop with nice specs. If available in Edo state. Chat me up on whatsapp 08187762339

No one really stocks such laptop specs cos they are always expensive and their battery life is nothing to write home about. Everyone wants a laptop with 4hours battery life, etc so that's what most laptop guys in your area might have in stock.

Best bet, get someone you can trust in lagos to get it for u. Even with a 1gb nvidia, you can do much.

You can try get the hp elitebook 8540p who's tokunbo is around 90k thereabout. Could be lesser. I use that specs currently and it does work fine!

HungerMustGo:
It doesn't work. it damaged my generator

Damn! Really? You don't know how much I value your response bro!

i felt i should have gotten it back then but thanks for this heads up!

Well done bro.

I’ll advise you acquire some skills related to entertainment world like motion graphics, editing, etc cos they seem more in high demand now than Cisco and all those mcse stuffs.

Nevertheless don’t give up, ok? Stay blessed

Emzyme:
hello house pls how do i get to iron my cloths using tiger gen
better pass your neighbour cos theres virtually no other means of power supply here

eard theres some kinda iron suitable for such gens

One guy made one stuff like that and enables you to use normal iron on I pass my Neighbour generator.

Can’t remember the name of the boxed device like that but it’s possible cos even plate/electric cooker can be used according to that guy. Google it bro

yom2:
hello nairalanders,
I have just upgraded my 2 Sims both airtel and mtn but am yet to experience the much talked about mesmeric browsing experience by both networks. airtel can take 24 hours to load a page if at all it loads. mtn that used to be a darling in fast internet connection is now too slow for my comfort. I called mtn customer care and the lady said the service is not available everywhere. pls what has been your experience? and which low budget lenovo phone can run?

Your phone is obviously 3G or 4G not lte compatible. Save yourself stress and get a 4G LTE Mifi and start enjoying the speed.

I use airtel unlocked modem

Makschinchin:
I've been noticing some other kind of beans mixed with the normal beans recently. This beans is locally known as "olo 2" but I found some other kind of beans stuffed inside of it (I know other kinds of beans like oloyin, Niger etc but this looks different from them). The body is very smooth and it comes in different colors and sizes. I don't know if it is something we should beware of, or something we should just let go.. Since I bought it, I've been eating it like that o, it's much and I don't get to pick all out, and at times I just purposely leave it and cook it that way. Who else noticed this

I'm trying to upload the pictures, but it's not uploading.. maybe a network issue or something I don't know of I'll keep trying though

Nothing to worry about. That beans looks like otili: devil beans that never gets cooked but since this eventually soften when u cook it, you are good to go.

I also do see such in the beans we buy. So relax

Dduchess:
I have been married for 11 years with 3 kids, we have had our ups and down over the years but our first major fight was 3 years ago where I was physically beaten due to me accusing him of infidelity. Now I have been physically abused again with my hair ripped of my scalp. I cried my eyes out but he never said a word to me. I moved out of the bedroom to the guest room and till date he has refused to say a word to me and comes and goes as he pleases. Keeping malice is his hubby as I see him do that to family friends and loved ones over the years so am not surprised. I usually end the malice but for this one I believe he should be the adult and apologise to me as he is my head and protection but yet he scarred and battered me. I am hurting and cannot continue like this as malice is not my style please advice me on what to do? As he has refused to say sorry for reaping my hair of my scalp while arguing and I think I deserve better and shouldn't be the one to go to him. I am depressed

What a sad story. I feel for you ma’am but I’d like to point out certain things and probably advise in my own little way.

1. I’m a husband and I am happily married so I guess I am in a position to speak for and against u.

2. I believe both of you never started this way. Atleast for u to have being together for years and no issue until after 3years shows you both ran the home in a good way.

3. However I believe you would have been having some lil misunderstanding which I believe werent well handled. Maybe swept under the carpet and being bottled up so eventually leading to the fight or whatever happened that led to harvesting of your hair. Sorry I meant ripping off. U said reaping so I was like was it a crop?

4. Nobody on the face of the earth can be 100% right or 100% wrong. So I assumed u also have your faults just like him. And u both need to admit that.

5. Me and my wife do quarrel but I’ve learnt one or two tricks that helps us and one if it it humour. Whenever I’m angry at something she does and I show it, she accepts her faults and some mins later does something funny and that’s the end. She might later word me well well o, and of course I pick my faults and apologize and that’s it.

6. There is no home without issues but malice is a monster that should not be allowed

7. Whatever you did in those years that helped the home, pls go back to it.

8. I want to believe both of u provoked each other that eventually led to this violence but that has to be worked on.

9. I am not in support of violence again women or men but I won’t advise you to leave your home. I believe you can still make it work. Just go back to how you started.

I pray things work out like it has always been in Jesus name. Amen.

jossytech:
Guru and auto professional in the house please shed reliable n professional light on this: What best gear oil for 1998 Toyota Camry and how often it shud be changed

What of power steering too

I scan when Check light is on n was EGR, exhaust gas recirculation insufficient (even after new egr installed/replaced)

Dexron II or III would work with your version of Camry and also work for your power steering.

As regards the egr pls contact Gazzuz. He is on Nairaland

SageTravels:
I don't know if this is the write place to ask this question. I started learning premiere pro recently and I am in a fix right now. I edited a video clip, everything is perfect but when I export, the video will not place well again. for instance audio will be working Norma then video will be hanging. I have tried the video with my phone and I am getting same response.

How can I export. which of the setting is good for exporting.

Which version of premiere pro are you using?

What’s your system specs? And what exactly are you trying to do?

If I have these info I can try to sort u out bro

scopio04:
yes. just go to their centre and ask for it. bought mine 1500

Ohh ok. Thanks boss

scopio04:
nahh. was so frustrated that i abandoned the sim and got a new ntel sim. i even changed sim like 3 times thinking its from gsim. i currently use wawu 12gig for 2k

Eeya, sowie bro. Please, can I still get to buy the WAWU sim?

Justwantafriend:
Please this is only for mature minds and that's why am putting it in this section because I believe there are lots of married people here.
Though am married but not to a man who love me. I married a man who only see me as baby production machine and the only time he shows little care is when am pregnant. This is my second pregnancy anyway and he has suddenly changed. He only gave me 25,000 to buy baby things and so far so good I have spent more than 100k of my money buying what I think my baby need. I don't bother him for money for upkeep or any other thing because i have business fetching me money. The only money he drop is feeding money which is like 1000 in a day and I don't complain instead I add my own money and cook any meal we need to eat.
The painful part of these is hes a chronic cheat, he woo any girl (ugly,beautiful,married,young and women older than him) I saw this on his Facebook inbox without him knowing. And despite not giving me anything, he's promising them heaven and earth. This is a man I do buy expensive shoe and wears for so I can be admiring him instead of admiring other men outside. He has never buy anything for me and since the beginning of this year, I have been the one clothing myself and my first child. He never appreciate that.
I have been given 14th as my EDD (expected day of delivery) and this man don't even ask of my health any more. I do cry myself to sleep every night asking God why he allowed me to marry my enemy, he should have just allow me die as single girl than putting me in bondage. I swore never to have abotger baby for him after my first child but he always rape me. he doesn't know how to make love at all. He will just open my cloth from behind and shook his dick anytime he's Hot not minding if am enjoying it or not. I am fed up of life, if not for my first child, I would commit suicide because am just so unfortunate in life.
Am sorry for all the grammatical error. God bless you

Hmmm ... I'd rather have you look at things from another perspective.

Consider some couples who have been having sex for over 20 years and none has become a baby. God has blessed you with what your money might not be able to buy, so choose to see things from that perspective.

As regards your husband, you chose to marry him for some reasons best know to you and i'll advise u to just stick in there. He seems to have the wrong value system and its not only him. So many people do believe you just must have sex with anyone anywhere anytime without considering the psychological effect it would have on their partner if they get to know.

The fact that he does it with anyone no matter how ugly or old, should tell you he is possibly battling with something on the inside of him. Might be low self esteem or something else.

Anyway, I'm super sure you knew him to have the tendency to cheat but as a lady, you guys love "bad boyz" who are bad enough to do anything so, just enjoy the ride but i can assure you, in the next couple of years, his senses that travelled to Antarctica will travel home and he's gonna talk to himself and most likely, come running to you.

So, be patient and do stuffs that you enjoy doing: reading, singing, listening to music or watching movies.

Also, you should have someone you can talk to; kind of a mature counsellor/confidant who you can pour your heart to.

I wish u safe delivery and please, call us to come chop o when u don deliver your set of octoplets (.

Wash the eyes with clean water or normal saline (drip water )

Apply antibiotic topically at least every 2hrs. Chloramphenicol will be okay here

Antibiotic is just to prevent bacterial super infection which could be worse

See your doctor if the condition gets worse

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Hiploko:
Dear Nairalanders,

Please what is your advice for a planned marriage with scenario stated below

1. 12 years age difference (Man 38, Lady 25)
2. Man works with about 100k salary and Lady a 200 level student
3. Both seem to believe in each other
4. Both on the "short" side of height
5. Have known each other for one month
6. The man's mum is worried about the height issue and desires a taller lady
7. Both attend the same church

The responses will be appreciated....

1. Well, 12 years isn't so bad but it would have been better if shorter. To ensure there is lil generational gap. Imagine marrying someone who is a die hard fan of nokia and believes they are still the best and u, a newer generation and lover of Samsung/Android? U feel me (Note: i'm 7 years older than my wife )
2. 100k isn't bad to start with but where I have problem is the issue of the lady being a 200 level student: Will u still love him by the time you are done with your programme in school? Will he still appeal to u?
3. That's a good one as long as you are sure of it.
4. Em em ... short as in? 3.5ft? Or shorter? Or you are both .....
5. Are u kidding me? Eskiss ma, allow the relationship to grow before you get worried o! One month is a bit short to just decide and dive into marriage.
6. That should also get u worried. You need the mum on your side for peace sake but nothing is impossible.
7. I don't give a f****k if u attend same school. Attending same church is not a guarantee for a successful marriage.


I'll advise u finish your school and don't be in a hurry to "get ownership for a mr.dee".

kennedith9:
Especially if she shows no remorse about it.

It's pretty easy na:

Ensure she does HSG at a good hospital.

Meanwhile u sef must do sperm culture to be sure dem never use your something something do � glorious evil

I have 640gb Hdd that came with my hp dm4 USA specs and works great.

I'm selling cos I use SSD now.

10k only if interested

famousbowale:
Hello guyz, sorry for been the first to comment on my own post.

I'm currently planning for my wedding towards March next year. My self and my wife to be are trying to keep it as simple as possible, if possible just for family members and friends of about 250.
Believe it before I could say jack our budget is already hitting #3.2 million.

The post above was share by a Nigerian base abroad, this made me begin to wonder if it is necessary to even wed at all?
Why spend our hard earned money on wedding of a day?
That money can get us a land or start a little business.
Just thinking

Ogbeni, carry your wife go registry joor.

U won't even spend N100k.

Then do traditional just to fulfil cultural righteousness. U spend max 300k but you must learn to behave like someone wey smoke the wrong weed and adulterated cocaine or else, your inlaws will put you in to serious financial mess, which you might never recover.

3.2 Million for kini? Nonsense.

See if u have that kind of money, go and build a house and if u have already built, buy yourself a good car. And if u have that already, omo, put am for your business.

Don't spend more than N500k cos anything can happen tomorrow. What if she divorces u?

Gboy101:
to be frank, 25k can't last me for 2 weeks with management. so how come family men are living on that?

Bros, u fall my hand.

What is 25k? How can that last u 2 weeks?

U no go chop or u no go leave your house go work?

Pls don't even say that again o!

Se, if dem dey give u 15 Million every month like the senators, your pocket go reject am?

Please, lets all aim higher o!

That 25k na just 1 month data subscription and credit calls e be o

Earthbound:
I am of the opinion that a man must try to be as honest as possible to his wife, but she does not need to know EVERYTHING. Right?

Being honest and telling her everything are 2 different things.

Take for instance, you work with a security agency like, lets say D.S.S. and somehow, a top information got to u about an assassination attempt on some high profile personality and you need to do some underground works to stop such occurrence, you will tell her? In the name of being honest?

He.ll bleeping No bro! You are not under any obligation to tell her.

And that don't mean you are not being honest with her but she just has to stay on a "no need to know" basis.

You can be dishonest and still share everything with your wife and vice versa.

Very impressive!

Zoharariel:
I have said this a couple of times that unless Russia puts Israel in her place, Russian servicemen in Syria will continue to be killed like cockroaches.

There is a lot more going on beneath the surface than first meets the eye. Putin's relations with Netanyahu blurs the boundaries & greys the narrative. The fact that Putin is saying it “looks accidental” doesn’t ring true …it looks anything other than accidental.

While it is true that one of the reasons these provocations are happening is that Russia is winning in Syria, militarily & politically but unless Putin is ready to damn the consequences, nothing will change.

Russia must declare a no fly zone over Syria – anyone entering to bomb must be at the mercy of the S400. Otherwise this will continue and if Amerika gets Syria, Iran will be next and then WW3 - Armageddon.

Israeli plane apparently passed just in front of the plane, The Syrian Arab Army got a lock, Israeli doglegged & left, missile lost lock & chose the biggest target…..our plane. Israel violated protocol, called one minute before the attack, not enough time for our bird to get out of the way.

The SA-5 (S-200) is an old system from the 60’s which uses a semi active radar homing missile and how it works is quite simple.

When the ground system detects a target, it illuminates the target with it’s radar like a torch and launches the missile.

The missile then follows the radar reflection from the target until it gets close enough to detonate, goes bang, shoots plane down.

However the beam from the radar "torch" can be quite wide (miles wide), F-16’s are quite small, IL-20’s quite big.. and the missile itself is pretty dumb.

As such, by hiding behind the larger aircraft, the smaller aircraft can almost guarantee an incoming missile will prioritise the large aircraft reflection & kill that instead.

It doesn’t actually matter if the missile was launched against the smaller target in the first instance or if the Identification, friend or foe (IFF) comes into play. The missile itself is too dumb to care. It just goes for the largest thing it can see.

The ball is in Putin's court!

The bolded got me laughing hard.

You are very correct bro. Most missiles are dumb and i doubt if there's a failsafe mechanism to call back the missile/make it self detonate without hitting the target or that would have been done

Kingsdave:
I pray so...... Cos I can't wait to be normal..... Low self esteem

Raise your shoulders bro! Don't feel low, ok? You will be fine

Kingsdave:
I have done STD /STI test in 3 different hospital.
... Yielded. No bacterial growth

Bro, you are good to go.

You will definitely overcome the erection thing jare!

Relax bro