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lowkey0147:
thanks bro for the advise .
pls lemme have ur Whatsapp number

Sorry I'm just seeing ur post. 0815 695 8376

BossAndaz:
Hello friends,
Please i have been dating this lady for quite sometime now and I really do like her but each time I think of getting married to her I get worried about a certain condition she has.
I observed that she hardly talks about her period and when I asked her about it she opened up and told me that she doesn't have a regular flow. She sees her period like at most three times a year or so.
She said her family doctor has told her not to worry that when she is set for marriage they is something they will do so that she wouldn't have issues with getting pregnant.

This has been so worrisome and I don't want to find myself in a situation whereby we will be unable to have kids on the long run.

Please does anyone know about this sort of situation?

No biggie about it! In 1week, she'll take some injections and medications. All she needs do is to go and see a professional/experienced gynaecologiest. If she's in ogun state, tell her to go to sacred heart hospital (lantoro) and if its lagos, she should locate rosescan hospital in the heart of computer village.

I know a lady who menstruate 2x in a year, she's had 2 perfect babies. Don't let some uninformed people tell u its fertility problem cos its not. Go ahead and help her fix her body.

I can get u up to speed with some video tuts then we meet physically for crash course.

Feel free to holla if u wish! Check my signature for link to my personal online portfolio

obatec:
I need a professional and attractive logo designer to partner with. Please, if you are creative/skillful in this aspect and would like to monetize your creativity @ fiverr, you can contact me. I'm currently into graphic design and need somebody that is also good in it. I know exactly what are going to do and we will start getting a lot of orders daily. If you are in lagos and would like us to meet, its ok.

If you are interested, you can contact me with designxpat@gmail.com or call 08063095457 or drop your comment down

I'm interested. Here's my whatsapp no: 0815 695 8376.

Check my portfolio: www.britecraftmedia.com

Are you using the recommended charger that came with it or using any charger bought?

If its not the original charger, then, its the charger.

And sometimes, the battery could have issues or someone swapped it without your knowledge

kilojoDesigns:
drop your numbers to join

0815 695 8376
0803 431 1147

kkkp:
I caught her on the phone speaking with another guy.. She lied that he was disturbing her that's why she gave him her phone number and she was trying to tell him that she is getting married soon.. I think I am fed up with all this lies and crocodile tears.. I just cancelled my wedding plans. though not easy

My dear, that's the best decision ever. If after been committed to the extent of marrying her, and she still can't keep her mind and potato in one place, you shouldn't risk marrying such a person becos, she won't change at all! She will get worse

Whats the year and model of the mac book? Price?

lowkey0147:
thanks bro for the advise .
pls lemme have ur Whatsapp number

0815 695 8376

lowkey0147:
pls am very sorry for my long lifestory...pls I seriously need help because am not enjoying my life one bit,everyday of my life am thinking about suicide .(1)When I was like 15yrs old I do masturbate a lot ,almost 3times everyday till I was 21 then I realised the side effects of it through reddit website ,then I started battling the habit and did there normal 120days reboot more than twice but I still don't feel any urge for sex, like most guys will say the do have erection just by seeing a girl on the street ,my case is the reverse,is as if my dick is dead though I have erection when I feel like stimulating it with my hand but I don't want it that way.
(2)the second point is that I think I have a urinary tract infection because (a)I urinate more than often and (b) whenever I want to urinate it doesn't pass out that easy,sometimes when am in public it won't even come out because when I force it for long I do feel embarrassed and let it go unless am so pressed then I have to keep forcing it out.
there was a time I bought one herbal antibiotics medicine, the first day I took it ,it was as if I got this urge to rape any girl but after that first day my no sex urge returned.
all the girls that have been given me constant greenlights are now wondering whether am impotent because they have waited for yrs for me to make the move but how will I make a move when is as if both my libido and dick don't even know that girls exist in this world..this now 24yrs of my life and I haven't had sex more that 5times in total..
***pls if you have been in my shoes before,pls I need solutions(medications, antibiotics etc) but now am trying to save up some money to go for test and pls I need to know the type of test I am to undergo.

No 1. Stop masturbation
No 2. Go and do test for uti and also, sperm culture to know if u need to treat any infection. Or better still see a medical doctor and/or urologist.

No 3. Make up your mind you're gonna have an erection whenever you see something erotic. That's how God made our system originally but what really changed is our mind.

No 4. Ensure ur blood sugar is in the normal range and you are not diabetic.

No 5. Though I'm not against herbal enhancers, I won't advise you to take them cos they won't address the original problem. They'll only give u a boost for a lil time. If you need to talk to someone, buzz me on whatsapp

JustCalMeDBoss:
I am looking for a post house in lagos who can work with the red epic dragon 6k and handle all the transcoding

Please call seyi tall on 0803 296 4689! Tell him u're from Laolu! He'll fix u up

BigBen10:
do remember what happened the last time frsc tried to chase down vehicles for wrong doing? this is the only way we can enforce speed limit in Nigeria. we have never been a nation to arken to speed limits.

Which is more dangerous? Govt official (frsc) chasing a vehicle and armed robbers chasing a vehicle?

arote:
pls guys.my toyota 4runner 2006 model consumes too much fuel.pls what do you rhi k could be wrong.thanks because i have changed all necessary oil to be changed

1. Check your engine coolant temperature sensor if your engine has experienced over-heating on one or two occassion! It may need to be changed or else, it will be running I open loop continously! (I've experienced same on my toyota camry 4cylinders)

2. Ensure you are using the right/recommended tyres

3. Are your oxygen (o2) sensors still connected (cos our kazeem mechanics do cut them off! They did so to me and were like it doesn't matter)

4. Is ur radiator fan running directly or the thermostatt is still working? If the thermostatr has been removed, u might want it returned.

5. You may need to service your injector nozzles by using injector cleaner. Just 1 bottle for a full tank.

Before you do any of these, please, scan your vehicle.

Well, I'll pause here and allow the professionals in the house like gazzuz, ikkenna and the likes to do their job!

We are all shouting "it will reduce road accidents, this and that" without thinking about a scenario whereby armed robbers are chasing a commercial vehicle at 120km/hr?

What happens when you can't accelerate more than 100km/hr?

Even driving at 60km/hr is speed so, whatts the point?

The only thing that should be done is to give speed guns to frsc to check over speeding vehicles rather than this rubbish vehicle speed limiters!

And the annoying thing is nobody says anything about "why there will be delay"!

Not even the account general!

They are paying same people every year, so what stops them from ensuring january salaries are prepared and things sorted on time?

Next year January, I'm sure same thing will happen over and over again!

It's a weekly plan and it's N200 for 200MB!

I did it some mins ago wen I exhausted my airtel data!

unlimitedgrace4:
Av been married for almost 4yrs...we are blessed wt 2 preety girls..bt for d past 3 and halt tears my sexual life is not encouraging.i av.never been wet b4 sex,not for once talkless of orgasm...each time we make luv,most times i pretend to be enjoying it...to be fair to my hisband he has really tried...he romances me,show me luv,envourages me bt nothing meaningful is happening...no matter hw much he toyrches me i hardly get moved....i tot things wl change after child birth but i was wrong...just last week my hubby dropped d bombshel....he told me he had kept quiet 4 all dis years just becos he hope things wl changed...he told me he had not been enjoying his sexual life wt me...and asked me if i do enjoy it,he want to kno if hes d problem...i told him no dat i do not...he almost broke down in tears...av seeked medial help bt no result...am scared he mite start.an affair wt anoda lady soon....he told me he had resulted to porn in d last 3yrs,and dats y he always lock his videos,just bvos he dnt want to have extral marital affairs...he said if things dosent improve b4 our 4th yr anniversary,he wl be force to seek divorce...pls pple,help me...someone advice me to join nairaland,dat i culd find solution

Just try the suggested and I believe with ur hubby's encouragement and prayers, things should change.

But don't rule out medical assistance.

Sometimes we just find out we have some weird attributes but can't tell why. Life can be funny but hold on to God ma'am! It is well

God be with u!

Jameshall:
Doctors in the house, I found this on my dick this morning,do any one have an idea of what this is and what to do about it.

I'm not a doc but lemme ask, is it painful? Itchy?

And did u av unprotected sex recently or joined d vaseline crew but weren't neat enough?

Well, I'm not as knowledgeable as gazzuz or ikenna but I think a transponder was being used for the car before and it influences a lotof the car functions. So, after some time, maybe a fault, there was need to ditch the so called transponder circuit, so instead of having to do some rewiring work, the rewire guy simply dumped a transponder bypass.

U don't need a soothsayer to tell u that either the hotel is located in the wrong environment or u need to review ur business plan.

Because ur dad didn't succeed in it doesn't mean u would not but you just need to think outside d box!

The so called fish farming u're eyeing is a no-no if u ask me! My pop ventured into it and didn't find it funny!

If u're not making profit, my dear, ensure u're not running at a loss!

If the biz isn't gonna move as it should, why not lease out to investors who might find a better use for the structure! I wouldn't say sell it. It might be your gold mine later!

Just try and think things thru b4 u make any move!

But u're not starting from scratch anyway!

harmbhrosz:
bro good morning, I'm currently in need of a passport too, I'm sagamu

pls I'll love to know if I get it the same day + do you have any official's number at the immigration office oke mosan that I can relate with on the current price and what's needed...

thanks as you reply

Sowie, I don't have any contact there o but it's pretty straight forward.

Yeah, u can get it same day

DSC = Deputy Superintendent Cadre?
DC = Deputy Commander

OP, u're a bloody liar and misleading people!

Stop spreading false info about what u know nofin of.

Too bad and some dumb ass would have taken u serious already

There's a new word in town momma and it's called: "shave"! Repeat after me "shaaaaay-vvvvveeee"

Shave that dam*n armpit!

If ur armpit is this "unclean", I wonder what ur koko-side would be like

Koko-side would more or less look like sambisa forest I guess!

Ohh come on, ur name and ur looks would scare the sh*it outta anyone

On a more serious, what is it people are scared of about u?

Or are u thinking what i'm thinking? Lemme know assume; come out more clearly maybe, I could help u

Come what may, don't fu*cking abort that baby!

The fault in our stars!!!

chyna4luv:
Thank you for quick response, one more thing, do I need to go with any document?

Thanks.

Chyna.

Yeah, I fink a means of identification. Buuuuuuut u need a kind of a guarantor with driver's license or intl passport! The guarantor part is more important o

chyna4luv:
I am in Lagos. where in Abeokuta? please will I collect it that same day? which one is better 32 pages or 64 pages?

Thanks.

Chyna

Cc: ProfSamurai

Immigration office at oke mosan! U'll collect same day! Just come like 7-8am!

Well, if u're ajala (yoruba nickname for traveller), 64paged would server cos d 32 paged could finish quickly!

But if u're just "once in a blue moon" traveller, go for the 32paged moreso, AU passport is around already!