₦airaland Forum

JustCalMeDBoss:
I am looking for a post house in lagos who can work with the red epic dragon 6k and handle all the transcoding

Please call seyi tall on 0803 296 4689! Tell him u're from Laolu! He'll fix u up

BigBen10:
do remember what happened the last time frsc tried to chase down vehicles for wrong doing? this is the only way we can enforce speed limit in Nigeria. we have never been a nation to arken to speed limits.

Which is more dangerous? Govt official (frsc) chasing a vehicle and armed robbers chasing a vehicle?

arote:
pls guys.my toyota 4runner 2006 model consumes too much fuel.pls what do you rhi k could be wrong.thanks because i have changed all necessary oil to be changed

1. Check your engine coolant temperature sensor if your engine has experienced over-heating on one or two occassion! It may need to be changed or else, it will be running I open loop continously! (I've experienced same on my toyota camry 4cylinders)

2. Ensure you are using the right/recommended tyres

3. Are your oxygen (o2) sensors still connected (cos our kazeem mechanics do cut them off! They did so to me and were like it doesn't matter)

4. Is ur radiator fan running directly or the thermostatt is still working? If the thermostatr has been removed, u might want it returned.

5. You may need to service your injector nozzles by using injector cleaner. Just 1 bottle for a full tank.

Before you do any of these, please, scan your vehicle.

Well, I'll pause here and allow the professionals in the house like gazzuz, ikkenna and the likes to do their job!

We are all shouting "it will reduce road accidents, this and that" without thinking about a scenario whereby armed robbers are chasing a commercial vehicle at 120km/hr?

What happens when you can't accelerate more than 100km/hr?

Even driving at 60km/hr is speed so, whatts the point?

The only thing that should be done is to give speed guns to frsc to check over speeding vehicles rather than this rubbish vehicle speed limiters!

And the annoying thing is nobody says anything about "why there will be delay"!

Not even the account general!

They are paying same people every year, so what stops them from ensuring january salaries are prepared and things sorted on time?

Next year January, I'm sure same thing will happen over and over again!

It's a weekly plan and it's N200 for 200MB!

I did it some mins ago wen I exhausted my airtel data!

unlimitedgrace4:
Av been married for almost 4yrs...we are blessed wt 2 preety girls..bt for d past 3 and halt tears my sexual life is not encouraging.i av.never been wet b4 sex,not for once talkless of orgasm...each time we make luv,most times i pretend to be enjoying it...to be fair to my hisband he has really tried...he romances me,show me luv,envourages me bt nothing meaningful is happening...no matter hw much he toyrches me i hardly get moved....i tot things wl change after child birth but i was wrong...just last week my hubby dropped d bombshel....he told me he had kept quiet 4 all dis years just becos he hope things wl changed...he told me he had not been enjoying his sexual life wt me...and asked me if i do enjoy it,he want to kno if hes d problem...i told him no dat i do not...he almost broke down in tears...av seeked medial help bt no result...am scared he mite start.an affair wt anoda lady soon....he told me he had resulted to porn in d last 3yrs,and dats y he always lock his videos,just bvos he dnt want to have extral marital affairs...he said if things dosent improve b4 our 4th yr anniversary,he wl be force to seek divorce...pls pple,help me...someone advice me to join nairaland,dat i culd find solution

Just try the suggested and I believe with ur hubby's encouragement and prayers, things should change.

But don't rule out medical assistance.

Sometimes we just find out we have some weird attributes but can't tell why. Life can be funny but hold on to God ma'am! It is well

God be with u!

Jameshall:
Doctors in the house, I found this on my dick this morning,do any one have an idea of what this is and what to do about it.

I'm not a doc but lemme ask, is it painful? Itchy?

And did u av unprotected sex recently or joined d vaseline crew but weren't neat enough?

Well, I'm not as knowledgeable as gazzuz or ikenna but I think a transponder was being used for the car before and it influences a lotof the car functions. So, after some time, maybe a fault, there was need to ditch the so called transponder circuit, so instead of having to do some rewiring work, the rewire guy simply dumped a transponder bypass.

U don't need a soothsayer to tell u that either the hotel is located in the wrong environment or u need to review ur business plan.

Because ur dad didn't succeed in it doesn't mean u would not but you just need to think outside d box!

The so called fish farming u're eyeing is a no-no if u ask me! My pop ventured into it and didn't find it funny!

If u're not making profit, my dear, ensure u're not running at a loss!

If the biz isn't gonna move as it should, why not lease out to investors who might find a better use for the structure! I wouldn't say sell it. It might be your gold mine later!

Just try and think things thru b4 u make any move!

But u're not starting from scratch anyway!

harmbhrosz:
bro good morning, I'm currently in need of a passport too, I'm sagamu

pls I'll love to know if I get it the same day + do you have any official's number at the immigration office oke mosan that I can relate with on the current price and what's needed...

thanks as you reply

Sowie, I don't have any contact there o but it's pretty straight forward.

Yeah, u can get it same day

DSC = Deputy Superintendent Cadre?
DC = Deputy Commander

OP, u're a bloody liar and misleading people!

Stop spreading false info about what u know nofin of.

Too bad and some dumb ass would have taken u serious already

There's a new word in town momma and it's called: "shave"! Repeat after me "shaaaaay-vvvvveeee"

Shave that dam*n armpit!

If ur armpit is this "unclean", I wonder what ur koko-side would be like

Koko-side would more or less look like sambisa forest I guess!

Ohh come on, ur name and ur looks would scare the sh*it outta anyone

On a more serious, what is it people are scared of about u?

Or are u thinking what i'm thinking? Lemme know assume; come out more clearly maybe, I could help u

Come what may, don't fu*cking abort that baby!

The fault in our stars!!!

chyna4luv:
Thank you for quick response, one more thing, do I need to go with any document?

Thanks.

Chyna.

Yeah, I fink a means of identification. Buuuuuuut u need a kind of a guarantor with driver's license or intl passport! The guarantor part is more important o

chyna4luv:
I am in Lagos. where in Abeokuta? please will I collect it that same day? which one is better 32 pages or 64 pages?

Thanks.

Chyna

Cc: ProfSamurai

Immigration office at oke mosan! U'll collect same day! Just come like 7-8am!

Well, if u're ajala (yoruba nickname for traveller), 64paged would server cos d 32 paged could finish quickly!

But if u're just "once in a blue moon" traveller, go for the 32paged moreso, AU passport is around already!

chyna4luv:
Hi, Trust you are good.

Please, I want to obtain an international passport as a new user and need it VERY urgent.

Kindly help me with the location, requirements, amount. where I can get it the same day.

Please you guys can copy me in your responses so that I will get your feedbacks. Thank you.

Regards.

Chyna

CC: ProfSamurai
CC: bigl

In abeokuta, d 32pages is about 28-32k! A young friend did hers some. 4-5weeks ago!

The 64pages one is around 38k or so

Omg! And these guys just died like that?

From my observation, they've got no body armour or something to protect them! Especially when these things are not that expensive and we av the money!

Rip gallant soldiers! May your labour's not go in vain

Whatsapp/facebook are gonna make same mistake that got yahoo into trouble and gave google a edge!

An app that works on all phones will soon come up and wipe these e-diots away!

Why not leave the old app working on those old phones that can't upgrade! Let them see the new features on those with upgraded fones and upgraded features!

Leave them to decide if the so called new features are worth upgrading for!

MedellinCartel:
Thanks for ur suggestions. But Faith the uniilorin geh was one in many dt succeeded with that because the student union government was strongly behind her. Even uniilorin didn't take t serious till d audio leaked on youtube.

Ohh! I'm glad justice took its course

It's pretty easy! She should just get a spy pen or spy button which is in essence, a tiny hd video recorder!

Once installed, she should just comport herself, get him talking while she's begging and making it all appear real and not scripted! He should state what he wants again and again!

Such a concrete evidence would nail him!

Life is so easy we shouldn't complicate it!

If he wants P*ussy, there are more than enough babe's to give him till he drops dead! Why should he insist on this very one?

Nail the m*udaf*ucker!!!

I fink oga seun is redirecting the home page to probably combat hackers!

If u check ur web browser address bar, you'll see different characters appended to nairaland.com!

Even my blackberry browser complains about it! Even firefox/chrome on laptop does same thing so, let's all chill and follow methods offered by those who commented above me!

*fear of hackers!

It all depends on the type of tv, the input and output ports! Same applies to the laptop!

If u're more specific, i'll tell what and what to do and within 10mins or less, u'll be set up ready to rock and roll

Randyhot:
currently iam awake and thinking seriously about this, this is a woman am about paying her bride price in few months time.

Guy, wake up cos u're sleeping on okada!

Berra sort this shi*t b4 u waste ur money paying one useless bride price! If she's doing this shi*t before u consumate ur relationship, greater and mightier things she will do when u're married and that lead a serious heart attack/ache and eventually, depression!

Read between the lines pls!

@laive: that's true but their are ways to scramble the codes such that even will find it hard to detect!

Oh yeah!

samadex3:
They claim to be in Jos.
You are saying you run your personal hosting company, or you run it as a business?

My domains are working perfectly. Thanks for offering a test. What are your services rate like? and how is the performance, downtime and all?

Running it as a business for my web design jobs and i'll tell you why!

There was a time I did job for a client and the bandwidth/disk space purchased got to the limit! I had to to tell the client to pay more to upgrade to which he refused! And a big shot in govt was to see the website in an hour!

I bore the cost!

So, since that time, I my personal hosting server via which I register, share disk space and bandwidth for websites all by myself! If someone's space is reaching its limit I can give an upgrade free and easy while the client gathers his ass to send me payment! Atleast, the website wouldn't go down!

I guess that's fair enough!

The reason why I didn't bother to get a front end is the wahala with various solutions: whmcs if damn over priced and most web hosts are using bootleg and that, I won't do! So, I do my stuff back end, ur web runs and everyone is happy!

Service and uptime has been amazing! Since its US based servers, they've been working very fine!

That's what I've used to host:

Kingsdayofpraise.com
Aaron-bell.com.ng
Tenderheartandyears.com etc

Downtime is less than 1%!

I'll send d prices shortly!

Another thing is to build the hosting cost into your web design services!

Build like 3years hosting into it and let them know domain name and webhosting is 10k per year, if u pay 3years, it's 25k (5k discount)!

Make sure your bill for the design job is spelt out apart from the hosting fee!

That will save you a whole lot of stress!

Meanwhile, the 3years hosting thing will also help your client to rest for a long while before thinking of paying for hosting!

Having to chase them every year might seem somehow!

samadex3:
I have over 20 services hosted with Smartweb, initially, they started well, but presently... they keep changing policy and they have grown thick skin in responding to clients.

My experience is getting worse by day. If you are not on a dedicated server, they treat you like shit. They'll ask you to upgrade to dedicated server if you want better services. the idiots proud themselves as the best customer service company in Nigeria. How i wish they understand the meaning of best customer services.

Their latest attitude is now merging tickets that are for different things into one. And their administrators that hardly have certificates speak stupid english, and very poor response to the tickets, automatically wasting your time.

Their response rate to ticket is 3/100, meanwhile after getting the response, they only answer to questions that are not being asked, automatically wasting 96% of your waiting time.

People need to know this and stop wasting their money patronizing Smartweb Nigeria. I have been patient hoping things will change but obviously, they just keep getting worse by the minute.

You have been warned.

Are ur domains still active with them or expired? If active, why not 1st create a backup of all ur web files (html, wordpress, drupal, etc) then let's see what we can work out!

And the last time I checked, it's like I've also been a victim of smartweb sef! They claim to be in Jos I guess?