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labake1:
Getting a job has been a challenge. So please as a lady, what skill do you think one can learn?
What lucrative skill can you advice your sister to acquire?

Your input will be appreciated.
Thanks

1. Still Graphics (Logos, etc using Photoshop)
2. 2d/3d Motion Graphics (using After Effects, 3d Studio Max, etc)
3. Social Media Marketting (If u have access to internet, there are Jillions of Courses on that)
4. Musical Instruments - Piano, Guitar, Drums etc - If u are focused and disciplined, you can learn in about 2-4months
5. Digital Photography - 1-3 months with serious learning/practice - become a photographer
6. Cinematography - Learn how to handle video camera, gears, etc

There are quite a lot of stuffs you can learn on your own and become proficient, only and only "if you want to"

Obviously, someone is sponsoring them na.

UN should please make the list public so we can tackle this menace and end it once and for all

milemimi93:
It's not easy as u think o. Except ur wife is someone who is understanding.

Most women if u don't attend to their family needs especially when they know u are capable, d start acting up.

Of course, I know its not easy but bros, if you want peace, prepare for war.

Or else they will kill you with responsibilities and at the end, such man's life won't have any meaning.

Its pretty easy.

He should simply stop catering for the needs of his wife's siblings.

Afterall, if he wasn't there to do that, won't they all find their ways?

I'm a husband and I don't take bullshit from any inlaws. Not even from my family.

Everybody is responsible for their life and nobody should come and kill me with financial stress.

If he keeps acting "uncle theophilus" the ever nice provider, he will surely die one day.

fighal:
Thanks, but anything Nigeria I done wash my hand

Well, I can relate. I've been involved with some hosts like that some years back african something something. Can't really remember the name.

I would pay and it will take them like 2days or so to activate. Weekends was a disaster! I'll call and surprisingly, they would be at a party etc.

The experience was horrible.

Anyway, the foreign ones aren't saints as well. Just look very well. I once bought hosting from one foreign company who called themselves 99uptime.com and they simply disappeared after 9 months after paying for 2 years.

So look before you leap bro! Look veeeeeeeeeeeeery well!

fighal:
This is the worst hosting plartform in the WORLD...
Their servers has 99% DOWNTIME...
Even there own site goes down tooo....
One Minute You're Editing Somethings On Your Site, The Next Minute your site is down for over 2 minutes...... TFhost is the worst host in the world. I mean in the world........
How NIRA take give them best Nigeria server hosting company still dey surprise me...
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Damnnnn!!!!
Hosts wey dey use Nepal severs even better pass this rubbish....

Try www.syskay.com. The servers are based in US and managed by people who know their onions. They've been running for over 10years. The company owner is also a friend u can always relate with anytime anyway

themonk:
250k
Late 2011

Late 2011? That 8,2 bro! 250k much o!

Anyway, I have the early 2011 already but thinking of getting another for my wife.

Thanks for the response bro!

You didn't specify year and price na!

Redoil:
Yet bubu want to sell nigeria to china

I tire oooo

Sometimes I wonder what countries like china or Russia will do if they were world power ....

And the last time I checked, china is a communist country. Go figure that out.

I believe US is there for checks and balances.

If not, do you think all these terrorists wouldn't have nuked us to Stone Age?

Anyway, to everyone shouting Russia/China, lets wait and see how they will handle world peace/fight terrorists, especially in Nigeria.

US, etc may be bullies according to some people but I think I still prefer such bullies than Russian/Chinese et al

Krak:
They are holding two different types of guns. One is a Tavor while the other is FN 2000.

Both guns look similar to a layman though.

Yeah, googling layman like u ehn. U wan dey form say u be dss spokesman abi?

Weh done!

fuckerstard:
See weapon. Any detective here who can identify that gun?

If dem mistaken go give SARS this kain gun...

No biggie na. That's an Israeli TAR21 (Tavour Assault Rifle 21). Google it bro!

Hey guys, please i need a single stick 8gb ddr3 1333mhz ram for my laptop (hp elitebook)

I need used but fully functioning at a good price or we could swap with my samsung ssd.

If u have for a reasonable price/swap, quote me.

Thanks

princy80:
Thanks, any info on maybe a particular model and price?

1. Hp elitebook 8540p, core i5 520m, Nvidia nvs 5100 (1gb vram), 8gb ram, 256gb or 521gb Ssd (+ 1tb hard drive for storage purpose: u swap out your dvd drive caddy for additional hard drive), etc

I've used this specs and stressed its life very well so I can boldly recommend it. I use it for motion graphics/3d etc

2. hp elitebook 8650w core i7, (with same specs as above) just that the process is double the speed of what u have above and 2gb Nvidia

I prefer this old fellas cos of their semi-metal body. They tend to last longer than their plastic brothers

princy80:
Please babas in the house, which laptop would be recommended for music production and heavy works. something with long battery life, fast processor, SSD hard drive and still somehow cheap . I'm tired of this my Hp 620

It all depends on your budget.

Anyway, consider the following components in any computer you want to buy:

1. Processor: Get intel core i7 or at worst, core i5. Ensure its core i5 or i7 with HQ at end of the processor no. Those ones with letter U shouldn't be considered. AMD is a no-no. I"ve bought it before, so I won't advise u on that.
2. Ram: minimum of 8gb (though u can run with 4gb). The more the ram the better.
3. Of course, regular hard drives running 5400 rpm are ok but if u can, get one running 7200 rpm or step up your game and get a SSD.
4. Try consider one with a discrete graphics card like nvidia.
5. Consider the cooling vent/system of the laptop to ensure your processor gets cooled well enough. If you are like me, I don't buy laptop and play with em, i stress its life out so, consider the cooling system.

I think with these ones you should be ok.

don4real18:
Contact me for your cartoons

Nice work bro! Keep it up

transit4:
Hi house, what software is used here, and how?

There are more than 1 answer to this question so i"ll try to break it down for you sir/ma

1. If its photo, you can use: a. photoshop b. fireworks c. illustrator
2. If its video, you can use a. adobe premiere b. adobe after effect

Skepticus:


And our Nairaland Ladies can't boast about this.

Their P****y mileage go send AutoJosh and his cars into coma

Guy, you no go kill person with laughter! AutoJosh offend u before? Lol

scully95:
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Do i need to copy and paste the same thing again. Stop this rubbish again..
If you type again after the proofs, i will slap you via this screen now... Decoys ko Decong ni.
See update of the wreckages here again.
https://www.nairaland.com/4461324/why-russia-suffer-enormous-defeat#67019758
Stop dreaming and wake up. The anglozionist empire stand no chance even against the syrian outdated airdefense syste, not to talk of Russian.



Lol Anglozionist wannbe fanboys always find something to say.. Never gree. You lie lie media said all missile delivered. No one never said no missile struck.. What everyone is saying is 71 was shot down and see proof of some of them bellow.

Lie lie lie fake news.

Any system that can stop 75% of air raid is a super system. What if Syrian now gets S-300, they would stop 95% of the attack.. S-400 nko.. 99%.. Open your eyes again. the anglozoo stand no chance.

[img]http://2.bp..com/-jVdow4VPFZ4/WuB6jak54CI/AAAAAAABUKo/SrfDJU3zqP8xeheq2gN7rKuXRp7diVwvgCLcBGAs/s640/4.jpg[/img]
Let me send more pics.. For those looking for proofs. This is proof again.
[img]http://2.bp..com/-7YG2POhElOM/WuB6jeywitI/AAAAAAABUKk/NEnLqI2q9zc1cTtiSK2W8X_gszA2FAy6ACLcBGAs/s640/5.jpg[/img]

Open your eyes and see it very well. No need to lie again or continue living in denial. Many were shouting proof proof of wreckage.. This is some of them.. Even after seeing video of the missile going kaboom on air exploding.
[img]http://4.bp..com/-1L4P9MsbhL4/WuB6jtEcn9I/AAAAAAABUKs/sc_5fpZKUFoIwKarDn1z63JnDnc6aQnWgCLcBGAs/s640/6.jpg[/img]

See bigger one

[img]http://1.bp..com/-CgYKivNUSPs/WuB6kZq4PEI/AAAAAAABUKw/YSFEXi10u8kOXK8E1zafCYxffE3U7KvnACLcBGAs/s640/7.jpg[/img]

Another new one
[img]http://2.bp..com/-navKETm22i0/WuB6kk0lnoI/AAAAAAABUK0/lJBkquZjWPsmflzGKAWfwQLlkX7Wl2A5ACLcBGAs/s640/8.jpg[/img]

Another one
[img]http://4.bp..com/-Qjk8UW9nsTw/WuB6lEquvlI/AAAAAAABUK4/jgALyujHHu8wmOzqlK5ftaARZE1rdaSGQCLcBGAs/s640/9.jpg[/img]

All these anglozoo terrorist wannbe fanboiz, baby boko haramites should shutup now ok. Proof here..

So, by simply showing shrapnels of tomahawk cruise missiles and labelling it, that's your proof, abi? I'm not surprised anyway. You're brainwashed by russian propaganda.

This is the reason I really don't comment on NL cause I don't have time for argument.

Believe ruskies at your own risk.

JUHABACH:
any tom, dick and Harry can gather a bunch of scrap and label it whatever they like. sorry to dash your hopes, but the burden of proof is much higher than what any local panel beater can cook up.
if they can be kind enough to show raw data from the air defense systems showing that targets were intercepted and actual satellite images , then I will take them seriously.
don't tag me for this nonsense.

Exactly my thought. I don't believe this pictures being shown jare.

Russian will through with any propaganda to make their defense system look 100% effective when they are not.

Lets wait for sat feeds/videos

And somefin tells me not all missiles fire were meant to explode.

Some were decoys to awaken the SAM defense.

Infact, a large no of such would be fired to confuse the SAM while the few missiles that would do the job will be sent just amongst those.

So, russia/syria could be right: they shot down the decoys while the few bombs did their job.

But u can be sure, US/other coalitions would never tell you the technicalities involved.

They were adequately prepared for the russian s300, s400, s500, s600 and even s1000 SAM system which would be defeated by flooding the skies with decoys. Decoys that are cheap to manufacture.

Trump was somehow right about the missiles coming in "smart".

Do you have an idea how much 1tomahawk cruise missile costs US?

And they would waste such amount on just 3 buildings? Think again.

They've done this trick before and would do it again.

Watch raytheon documentaries on how some of their missiles are build to work to defeat SAM defense systems.

Lets wait and see how good the s500 is cos somefin else is going to come up and they would have to prove their worth

Nsonaso:
If you are in Lagos... You come and pay and pick up... If you are not.. You send someone to come pick up for you... If non of those apply to you... You pay full payment plus delivery fee and it will be delivered to your state.

Before you come or send someone to come you must contact me first...

Good then. Thanks for the response.

I'll come get one asap.

Nsonaso:
Chat or call 07050300043 for enquiries....

Office is only for pickup
Address: Block C, 59. ONITIRE INTENTIONAL MARKET, IYANA ITIRE BUS STOP, ITIRE LAGOS STATE.

How do we pay? Is it not on pickup bro?

Gtbank naira master card still works for online payment na!

Atleast, i used it to buy an online service some 2weeks ago!

Though, i noticed somefin, if i leave the cash in my savings, i won't be able to pay but if i move it to my current account (the 2 are linked to my gtbank master card), the payment goes through and that has been like that since last year (2017).

I'll advice u try to open a current account and link to ur card.

Whenever u want to buy anything, move the amount required for ur online purchase to ur current account.

I feel google drive bills annually and not monthly. If u pay monthly, u will definitely pay bank charges!

Kindly drop your office address please. Thanks

Nsonaso:
Acer Predator Helios 300 G3-571-77QK Gaming Laptop

15.6 Full HD (1920 x 1080) Widescreen IPS Display

7th Generation Intel Core i7-7700HQ Quad-Core CPU

6GB NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1060 VR Ready

16GB DDR4 RAM

256GB SSD + Empty Space for HDD

Red Backlit KB

Metal Chassis

Price 350k

ainatemitayo:
Yes , you can get it at Okeyjapan Camera shop in at Ikeja

Pls drop okeyjapan address and phone contact. tx

That's an awesome 4k camera. Is it available in Nigeria or it has to be ordered?

Onistephen2:
In need of Camtasia studio 8 or later versions. Anybody with the download link to the cracked version to Pls help me

Buzz me on whatsapp: 0803 431 1147


Would give u d direct link

Nsonaso:
SanDisk Ultra II 480GB SATA III 2.5 SSD for Laptop

Price pls

dominique:
Can Nigerians receive funds on PayPal now?

Since 2014. There's paypal naija and i've used it several times till govt blocked our cards from using it but I guess we can use it again.

U know say this our ogas na "trial and error" method dem dey do

bobo65:
So true caller brought out his name as Sam adiri

he scammed me with fake alert, I was in a hurry so I didn't take the necessary steps to confirm the alert

Pls I'm not posting this for u guys to sympathize with me, the whole thing happened on Saturday and since then his number has not been going, wen I call, it shows line busy, tried with another number, shows line busy, so I just let the thing die down, to my greatest surprise, I tried the number today and it went thru, meaning that number is kinda important to him or he still wanna use it for his scam biz

I'm posting this so incase anyone is about dealing with him, the person should run, I'll drop more information soon

Its pretty bad but lemme advise u bro, download ur bank's mobile app and use it only to check ur bank account cash inflow. People send fake alerts these days.

One other way that serves as tell tale for fake alert is: it won't tell u ur bank balance

IamBoobs:
Good day NLers.
I'll try and make this short and simple.

Am 23, I've my own Data Selling business and by God grace am doing well, so money is never a problem.

But the problem I've is that, am a skinny dude.
When it comes to food, I don't have much choice, so basically am always eating, same type of foods all the time.

I eat all sorts of Carbohydrates and protein foods still yet man still slim.

I know some will say maybe it's my parent genetics, but NO, they're both Fat, same as my other siblings.


Dear NLers, Please any Food Diet I can Eat Or Fruits Or Maybe Drugs I can use?? I must be Normal or FAT o lol.

Please help a skinny dude.. Lol

NOTE: I don't masturbate, I don't smoke, I don't Have Any STD.

Don't worry, i used to be very skinny some years ago too to the extent that mumsy would buy me huge bottle of blood tonic for me to gather flesh but na lie. See, just continue your biz and plan to settle down soon. You'll naturally gather flesh when ur woman begin to put good food on your table. Same thing happened to my dad when he was ur age. So don't worry