₦airaland Forum

Jameshall:
Doctors in the house, I found this on my dick this morning,do any one have an idea of what this is and what to do about it.

I'm not a doc but lemme ask, is it painful? Itchy?

And did u av unprotected sex recently or joined d vaseline crew but weren't neat enough?

Well, I'm not as knowledgeable as gazzuz or ikenna but I think a transponder was being used for the car before and it influences a lotof the car functions. So, after some time, maybe a fault, there was need to ditch the so called transponder circuit, so instead of having to do some rewiring work, the rewire guy simply dumped a transponder bypass.

U don't need a soothsayer to tell u that either the hotel is located in the wrong environment or u need to review ur business plan.

Because ur dad didn't succeed in it doesn't mean u would not but you just need to think outside d box!

The so called fish farming u're eyeing is a no-no if u ask me! My pop ventured into it and didn't find it funny!

If u're not making profit, my dear, ensure u're not running at a loss!

If the biz isn't gonna move as it should, why not lease out to investors who might find a better use for the structure! I wouldn't say sell it. It might be your gold mine later!

Just try and think things thru b4 u make any move!

But u're not starting from scratch anyway!

harmbhrosz:
bro good morning, I'm currently in need of a passport too, I'm sagamu

pls I'll love to know if I get it the same day + do you have any official's number at the immigration office oke mosan that I can relate with on the current price and what's needed...

thanks as you reply

Sowie, I don't have any contact there o but it's pretty straight forward.

Yeah, u can get it same day

DSC = Deputy Superintendent Cadre?
DC = Deputy Commander

OP, u're a bloody liar and misleading people!

Stop spreading false info about what u know nofin of.

Too bad and some dumb ass would have taken u serious already

There's a new word in town momma and it's called: "shave"! Repeat after me "shaaaaay-vvvvveeee"

Shave that dam*n armpit!

If ur armpit is this "unclean", I wonder what ur koko-side would be like

Koko-side would more or less look like sambisa forest I guess!

Ohh come on, ur name and ur looks would scare the sh*it outta anyone

On a more serious, what is it people are scared of about u?

Or are u thinking what i'm thinking? Lemme know assume; come out more clearly maybe, I could help u

Come what may, don't fu*cking abort that baby!

The fault in our stars!!!

chyna4luv:
Thank you for quick response, one more thing, do I need to go with any document?

Thanks.

Chyna.

Yeah, I fink a means of identification. Buuuuuuut u need a kind of a guarantor with driver's license or intl passport! The guarantor part is more important o

chyna4luv:
I am in Lagos. where in Abeokuta? please will I collect it that same day? which one is better 32 pages or 64 pages?

Thanks.

Chyna

Cc: ProfSamurai

Immigration office at oke mosan! U'll collect same day! Just come like 7-8am!

Well, if u're ajala (yoruba nickname for traveller), 64paged would server cos d 32 paged could finish quickly!

But if u're just "once in a blue moon" traveller, go for the 32paged moreso, AU passport is around already!

chyna4luv:
Hi, Trust you are good.

Please, I want to obtain an international passport as a new user and need it VERY urgent.

Kindly help me with the location, requirements, amount. where I can get it the same day.

Please you guys can copy me in your responses so that I will get your feedbacks. Thank you.

Regards.

Chyna

CC: ProfSamurai
CC: bigl

In abeokuta, d 32pages is about 28-32k! A young friend did hers some. 4-5weeks ago!

The 64pages one is around 38k or so

Omg! And these guys just died like that?

From my observation, they've got no body armour or something to protect them! Especially when these things are not that expensive and we av the money!

Rip gallant soldiers! May your labour's not go in vain

Whatsapp/facebook are gonna make same mistake that got yahoo into trouble and gave google a edge!

An app that works on all phones will soon come up and wipe these e-diots away!

Why not leave the old app working on those old phones that can't upgrade! Let them see the new features on those with upgraded fones and upgraded features!

Leave them to decide if the so called new features are worth upgrading for!

MedellinCartel:
Thanks for ur suggestions. But Faith the uniilorin geh was one in many dt succeeded with that because the student union government was strongly behind her. Even uniilorin didn't take t serious till d audio leaked on youtube.

Ohh! I'm glad justice took its course

It's pretty easy! She should just get a spy pen or spy button which is in essence, a tiny hd video recorder!

Once installed, she should just comport herself, get him talking while she's begging and making it all appear real and not scripted! He should state what he wants again and again!

Such a concrete evidence would nail him!

Life is so easy we shouldn't complicate it!

If he wants P*ussy, there are more than enough babe's to give him till he drops dead! Why should he insist on this very one?

Nail the m*udaf*ucker!!!

I fink oga seun is redirecting the home page to probably combat hackers!

If u check ur web browser address bar, you'll see different characters appended to nairaland.com!

Even my blackberry browser complains about it! Even firefox/chrome on laptop does same thing so, let's all chill and follow methods offered by those who commented above me!

*fear of hackers!

It all depends on the type of tv, the input and output ports! Same applies to the laptop!

If u're more specific, i'll tell what and what to do and within 10mins or less, u'll be set up ready to rock and roll

Randyhot:
currently iam awake and thinking seriously about this, this is a woman am about paying her bride price in few months time.

Guy, wake up cos u're sleeping on okada!

Berra sort this shi*t b4 u waste ur money paying one useless bride price! If she's doing this shi*t before u consumate ur relationship, greater and mightier things she will do when u're married and that lead a serious heart attack/ache and eventually, depression!

Read between the lines pls!

@laive: that's true but their are ways to scramble the codes such that even will find it hard to detect!

Oh yeah!

samadex3:
They claim to be in Jos.
You are saying you run your personal hosting company, or you run it as a business?

My domains are working perfectly. Thanks for offering a test. What are your services rate like? and how is the performance, downtime and all?

Running it as a business for my web design jobs and i'll tell you why!

There was a time I did job for a client and the bandwidth/disk space purchased got to the limit! I had to to tell the client to pay more to upgrade to which he refused! And a big shot in govt was to see the website in an hour!

I bore the cost!

So, since that time, I my personal hosting server via which I register, share disk space and bandwidth for websites all by myself! If someone's space is reaching its limit I can give an upgrade free and easy while the client gathers his ass to send me payment! Atleast, the website wouldn't go down!

I guess that's fair enough!

The reason why I didn't bother to get a front end is the wahala with various solutions: whmcs if damn over priced and most web hosts are using bootleg and that, I won't do! So, I do my stuff back end, ur web runs and everyone is happy!

Service and uptime has been amazing! Since its US based servers, they've been working very fine!

That's what I've used to host:

Kingsdayofpraise.com
Aaron-bell.com.ng
Tenderheartandyears.com etc

Downtime is less than 1%!

I'll send d prices shortly!

Another thing is to build the hosting cost into your web design services!

Build like 3years hosting into it and let them know domain name and webhosting is 10k per year, if u pay 3years, it's 25k (5k discount)!

Make sure your bill for the design job is spelt out apart from the hosting fee!

That will save you a whole lot of stress!

Meanwhile, the 3years hosting thing will also help your client to rest for a long while before thinking of paying for hosting!

Having to chase them every year might seem somehow!

samadex3:
I have over 20 services hosted with Smartweb, initially, they started well, but presently... they keep changing policy and they have grown thick skin in responding to clients.

My experience is getting worse by day. If you are not on a dedicated server, they treat you like shit. They'll ask you to upgrade to dedicated server if you want better services. the idiots proud themselves as the best customer service company in Nigeria. How i wish they understand the meaning of best customer services.

Their latest attitude is now merging tickets that are for different things into one. And their administrators that hardly have certificates speak stupid english, and very poor response to the tickets, automatically wasting your time.

Their response rate to ticket is 3/100, meanwhile after getting the response, they only answer to questions that are not being asked, automatically wasting 96% of your waiting time.

People need to know this and stop wasting their money patronizing Smartweb Nigeria. I have been patient hoping things will change but obviously, they just keep getting worse by the minute.

You have been warned.

Are ur domains still active with them or expired? If active, why not 1st create a backup of all ur web files (html, wordpress, drupal, etc) then let's see what we can work out!

And the last time I checked, it's like I've also been a victim of smartweb sef! They claim to be in Jos I guess?

What's the problem encountered with them? I feel you should be specific so that everyone can be better informed!

I've also ran into problems with the likes of ihostafrica, etc!

You pay and next thing, they refuse to activate your account for days, if not weeks!

That forced me to have my own hosting company!

I run a lil hosting service but I mainly use it for my personal web design projects and sell to other friendly webmasters who need reliable web hosting!

Me, I've not bought whmcs and don't even wish to use bootleg version! So, we don't av a front end via which you can book!

What I can do to assist u in testing my service is to create an hosting account for u (provided ur domain name is still working), you just point ur domain to our server!

Try it for a week and if love the performance, then, u may decide to transfer!

I'm on a resellership plan with spirit domains US! And for over 5years, they've not failed for once!

If u're interested, feel free to contact me via whatsapp: 0803 431 1147 or email: olaoluwaperfect(at)yahoo.com (replace the (at) with the regular @ sign!)

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8k! Check my reel: youtube.com/olaoluwaperfect or buzz me on whatsapp 0803 431 1147 for additional info!

Thanks!

seunokaro:
Thanks a million, i work for myself. would not mind horning my skills in other ventures(legal) to increase income.

Good to know u're working for yourself! U need an idea that would be required by people on daily basis and can generate money for u constantly!

One of it is to av a taxi that someone uses for transport and brings money on daily or weekly basis! In ibadan, u can get cheap but good cars u can convert to a taxi! To forestall d wahala and bruhaha of drivers not remitting money, a 10k tracker would help u!

Or u can try to learn additional skill like web design or motion graphics: u can pick it up in some weeks (while u keep ur creditors at bay for a while)! After learning, u can pally up with church friends, colleagues and get small small jobs (10k upwards) and with time, u'll be gathering enough money to pay up ur debts and also, somefin to live on!

Bros, it's not easy to live and maintain a fam! But as men, we must be up and running!

May God help us!

No amount of money is ever enough to support yourself these days not to talk of supporting family!

1st thing I'd like to ask is, what do u do for a living?

2ndly, since it's obvious you can't even afford to save, what other skills do you have that can fetch you extra income? Even being able to talk is a skill!

Let's start from there and if u don't wanna discuss publicly feel free to chat me up on whatsapp!

*I do some other stuffs apart from my day job: web design, motion graphics, etca

psammyJ:
Pls can you help with the link to download the raw file or could you pls help wif the raw file..thanks

What I try to do is to get u d one I have! It's deeply buried inside my 2tb hdds.

Drop ur email or buzz me via whatsapp! (8003 431 1147) and see how I can transfer

Titilayooni:
pls am I gonna go with the guarantor or just take the person passport&means of ID

That's was 2012 o! The price would be different now!

As per d guarantor, u might have to go with him/her and his/her means of identification

March 15th

5minsmadness:
There's this case I'm trying to sort out now where the man has been sleeping around and wants to divorce his wife. Naturally his friends and neighbors were outraged and coming after the head of the man , calling him all sorts of names and swearing for him. Only to discover that the man recently found out that the reason they haven't had a child for 2yrs is cos the woman had a hysterectomy (surgery to remove her womb) whem she was a teenager following a bad abortion. And SHE KNEW BUT DIDNT TELL HIM. Why decieve the man and enter marriage under false pretenses only to start crying wolf when your deceit is found out. Now nobody knows how to proceed since the man has irrefutable proof that the lady he 'loved' decieved him into a childless marriage.

Don't talk too much! This 1st one is very rampant! Even when the womb has not been removed, still they can't bare kids for some medical reasons and yeah, shit happens! But why can't this our women simply come out and say the truth so that the hubby can atleast know what he is dealling with! But taaah! Na packaging + plenty smart lies they would put up. It is then u'll hear statements like: my husband doesn't f***k me hard enough, thats why i'm not pregnant or he is impotent!

I've witnessed all sorts of cases like this and in as much as i like to sympathise with women, i am anti-bullshit! If there's one thing i hate and can't tolerate, it is deception/dishonesty!