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kumbhuru:
Was interested in you

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We like to limit ourselves sha .....nothing is impossible if you give it a try.

bns4eva:
Brother this is a beautiful lie. Its not possible to get a band 6 nursing role from nigeria. Regardless of nursing experience, as an international nurse, you will be come in as a band 4 to write Osce, after pass the osce you will be moved to band 5 .How would you practice as a band 6 mental nurse without a Pin? Please you dont need to tell lies bro

#TonguesOut keh 🫢

kumbhuru:
Get away from my view, but purge yourself from the trauma you suffer from that makes others success gets on your nerves.

Another thing that help me in life is being happy for others, and wishing them well. Showing others opportunities and referring them to it. Try it maybe, just maybe things will start taking shape in your life too.

PS: I didn't bother reading the gibberish you spewed up there anyways. The headache is yours. #tonguesOut

Number 10 wen de like Airbnb 🤣🤣

Beremx:
Sharp sharp no time wasting. If it's Nigeria, they'll budget billions of naira to renovate where Tinubu and Shettima will stay before they move in. Stealing billions in the process.

We really have a long way to go in Nigeria

Odogwu silencer 🤣🤣🤣

politicoNG:
See Nyesom Wike's outfit this morning

In other words ...settle us

BeeBeeOoh:
https://thewhistler.ng/appoint-labour-leaders-into-sensitive-position-in-govt-nlc-urges-tinubu/

Pettiness in Nigerian politics shaaa 🤭 Imagine palace that has been there for decades na now dem know say den wan renovate am just to evict the deposed emir 🤣🤣🤣 Same way Osho Baba removed roof of state house of assembly to prevent them from sitting.

....on tier 3 Corn Roaster Visa 🤭🤣🤣🤣

officialwdhtv:
Nigerian man goes viral after been spotted selling roasted corn in London.

Anything to earn legally is welcome.

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsEvJZeVQpw

When politicians like you de go abroad for treatment, why shouldn't they also? Werey

Racoon:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/703959-brain-drain-resist-temptation-to-flee-nigeria-shettima-tells-doctors.html

Guy de look for who to knack after a arduous season una say kind gesture

officialwdhtvv:
Moment Super eagles player Chukwueze Samuel warms hearts of many with his kind and gentleman gesture to an usher

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8qsdNXwwBo

The transfer stress is getting into him

KiNg0G:
I was surprised to watch the video just now and I was shocked with the way he spoked on his live.. like what? I mean who does that as a pro in ones respective feeds. here are the top 3 impression that video showedcase to the world at large.

UNPROFESSIONALISM

we all could agree it's all anger but what I expected from him to do like some other players is to calm down, access the situation and speak with his team on how to go about it. If need be for him to clear the allegations that was made public by finidi, organise a press conference or a podcast and tell your own side of the story. Isn't that more matured? When c ronaldo was maltreated at man u. He never turned on his ig live and start blabbing up and down because he knows what it might cost him.

LACK OF RESPECT

I was just watching the video and seeing the way he was mentioning finidis name like it's his fellow team mate quarreling. I just can't explain the feeling I felt deep down in my tummy. Like this is an ex super eagle legend you are talking to. A Coach for that matter.. where's the respect? All I could do was just to shake my head in disdain. I mean even if you had an issue with what he said why not control the words you used as a face of the country.

PRIDE AND EGO IN PLAY

Victor oshihem showed he doesn't rate Nigerians at all with that outburst. He even said ogun should kill anyone who believe the rumours. This is someone nigerians can die before but just mere watching the video he really doesn't care about the national team. If a local born player like him could vex and display on the internet this manner, what more do we expect from foreign base players?

Nigeria which way..

Finidi should've coached the home base Super Eagles while he assist a foreign based coach for the main Super Eagles team now see us 🥹

I wonder why they always do this. If you are going on strike go and don't shut things down. You the worker and family are the ones going to suffer it most. If the generators gets damaged due to the shutting down etc, the money required to repair it would again deprive you the workers of benefits. The rich or politicians in government won't bear the brunt... act with sense!

adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/Strike-Blackout-as-workers-shut-down-power-grid

Do like this man said here https://www.nairaland.com/8112055/how-giving-god-n5000-brought naaaa 🤭🤣🤣🤣

Daejumong:
General overseers need to treat local church pastors the way Jesus treated his disciples !

The average salary of a pastor in Nigeria is 30,000 to 40,000 Naira ( 30-40USD) a month! How can a pastor with a family survive on this? With the prevailing conditions in the country, GOs need to up their pay. These pastors are crying and unhappy ! Many of them work full time and don’t have any other source of income!

These pastors have to also ensure that a large percentage of income generated in church through tithes and offerings are sent to the headquarters on a weekly basis! I have had some of these devoted pastors tell me how they feel sad that the headquarters takes almost everything and they have little or nothing to run their local churches!

I find this preposterous, someone slaves away to build a local ministry and sends almost everything to the headquarters for the big boy at the top to live large with his family! GOs are not more important, special or better than any child of God.

Gal 3: 28 There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female; for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.

The General overseers in the headquarters fly private jets, drive bulletproof luxury cars and live a life of luxury while the foot soldiers( pastors in local churches) wallow in poverty!
Jesus was difficult to separate from his disciples because they had the same quality of life hence the need to have a Judas betray him when the time arose.

I am looking forward to a time when it will be difficult to separate pastors of local branches from the GOs. A time when they will all wear same quality of suits, drive same quality of cars, have access to fly the private jets and also have same quality of life! That is when I will be convinced the GOs really want to be like Jesus!

All in all, General overseers need to be more considerate and put less financial pressure on their pastor foot soldiers. They should also pay them decent salaries(minimum of 100k/mth and ensure the financial gap between them and their pastors is significantly narrowed!
Mark 10:43-45
43 But among you it will be different. Whoever wants to be a leader among you must be your servant, 44 and whoever wants to be first among you must be the slave of everyone else. 45 For even the Son of Man came not to be served but to serve others and to give his life as a ransom for many.

Kindly share so this will get to the GOs!

God don turn money doubler... they no longer preach salvation, na get rich quickly now 🤭🤣🤣🤣

Morbeta11:
https://punchng.com/how-giving-god-n5000-brought-me-n25000-foodstuff-pastor-ibiyeomie/

Tomorrow they will come shouting marginalisation 🤦🏿‍♂️

🤣🤣🤣 To think many of those greedy pastors look up to him for inspiration 😂

Wetin concer security inside Grid control kwanu? I believe they just told him anything to yarn. SCADA I know of is Supervisory Control and Data Acquisition where e go get security inside I never know sef

Bobloco:
https://dailypost.ng/2024/05/25/why-national-grid-hasnt-collapsed-in-last-2-months-power-minister-adelabu/

Number 7 very apt

emkz:
Nigerian Senate, if you have run out of things to debate, consider the following:

1. Amend the laws so that all employers in Nigeria can increase hazard allowances to all employees. They can also increase employers' contributions to NHIS. Also to include in the laws are increased transport and housing allowances to employees.

2. Amend the laws so that EFCC and police must put a reward on those they declare wanted. That way, people will find additional means of income. The money EFCC recovers from criminals would not be depleted if a small percentage is given to those who volunteer information.

3. Amend the laws so that state police must not be passed. The governors will abuse it. They can use local vigilante to police their states and fund them. These state governors destroyed local governments. They must not be allowed to completely destroy the police.

4. Amend the laws to ensure that all political party primaries are direct primaries to prevent governors from installing their stooges and puppets on the people.

5. Look into the laws to prevent CBN from selling dollars through BDCs to Nigerians. Any Nigerian who needs fx must go to a bank. For all cases, fx needs can be done electronically. These include payment of school fees, BTA/PTA and even letters of credit. Putting fx directly in the hands of Nigerians WITHIN Nigeria without establishing what they are using it for does not make any economic sense.

6. Also make laws to reduce the costs of importing cars to Nigeria, especially customs clearances. It is too much. We deserve to drive good fairly used American cars in Nigeria.

7. Most importantly, pass laws to disband the senate since you people don't know what you are doing.

Yes ooo ....dem don sell am the famous collapsing script

GreenxGreen:


He is fast learning from Nigerians

So pe oti lo

All ...

Without money, preek nor go stand, without food baba nor go fit fok, without cuddle I can't be mushy mushy


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Until we all realise that thites or offerings are not wealth doubling actions in the eyes of God, we will continue to fall for these people

PrayWills:
I walked out of four square last month. These people collected five offerings in a four hour service. It wasn’t thanksgiving or anything oo.

Normal Offering
Building Offering
Love Offering
Men offering
Holy Communion Offering

The last straw was Holy Communion offering, immediately I heard that, I jus collected house keys from my wife’s bag and walked out.

Once I pay my tithe via transfer, I don’t think I will ever go to a service again. There’s no love in the church, how will you stand on the altar and ask people to come give five times knowing fully well how things are hard, that’s callousness.

Jesus would have whipped them out of his fathers house, I’m sure!

Guys, just imagine if there was a church that gives out its entire offering box to a family in need at least one Sunday a month.

These churches are getting greedy, you have no idea the amount of money these people are seeing. I myself have paid nothing less than 50k in tithe this year and I am broke oo.


Imagine people who are well off or who people who really have money; my point is our churches have to do more, a lot more.


But the five offerings still Dey burst my head, these people are making it hard to serve God oo.

Exactly ...that security votes is where they pack full, funds they intend looting cos it can't be audited.

Yampotatocarrot:
0.5% of their monthly security votes and monthly allocations... Lol, I'll love to see how the governors will react to that... E go too funny... Lol

Lamba ...as politician naa, the call of money woke you up only for you to realize it wasn't a 'come take' call but rather a payment call alas it was too late you had to pay

peekspot:
https://punchng.com/i-was-unconscious-for-seven-hours-neglected-by-jos-hospital-over-n80000-deposit-ex-minister-dalung/

Introduce e-Visa rather than in-person visa application. You gather more information reviewing submitted electronic data rather than verbal interviews or paper submission.

TheRareGem1:
https://punchng.com/fg-to-review-visa-policy-to-attract-foreign-investments/?amp

Exactly

1000Capacity:
10 naira is like 100k

N10 naira those days was worth hundreds of thousands today so stop trying to gas light people

Glimpsetv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klxGH3N9yPw?si=IRz2ssiGJnJU9Kkr

How I Named My Son Isaac With Only N10 Naira (Bishop David Oyedepo)

In this short video you are about to watch, Bishop David Oyedepo of the Living Faith Church, AKA Winners Chapel, narrated how he refused to touch the church's money during the naming ceremony of their son, Isaach, even though they had only 10 naira at that time. Despite his associates advising him to take out some money from the church's pocket for the naming, telling him there's nothing wrong in doing that because he is the head of the church, the Bishop said he vehemently refused and said to them the child is not the child of the church but his own child. “God's money must not be spent outside God's cause,” said Bishop David. In his sermon that day, he said, “Financial fortune is a product of quality spiritual walk,” reading from Job 22:24-25. He said, “not N1 (one naira) of God's money has ever mistakenly crossed its way to my pocket”.


No wonder God's blessings are evident in the life of this man.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sInEv8qsX1M

Question is ...does the cybersecurity act cover only financial transactions? Isn't cybersecurity an issue that transcends all spheres of the society? Government (FG, State and Local) al manage some form of security votes, why don't they take from that monthly? When threat actors hit, its not only financial transactions they are after, they attack every aspect of the society to bring it to a halt.

Dapromzy333:
https://platinumtimes.ng/breaking-tinubu-gives-fresh-directive-on-cybersecurity-levy/

Open window of opportunity to move funds to safe haven

Dapromzy333:
https://platinumtimes.ng/breaking-tinubu-gives-fresh-directive-on-cybersecurity-levy/

Yes it is ...salary sacrifice or charity donations are exempted from your taxable amount

rexbuton:
Is is possible