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Their business ....las las dem go alrite!

Breakingfamous:
This trending video of a couple who refused to show emotions by opening their mouths to kiss at their wedding has got people wondering if they were forced to marry.

When it was time for 'you may kiss the bride', the sad-looking couple refused to open their mouths to kiss.

Initially, they brought their lips together, but refused to open their mouths. Then they pulled back their lips and started looking at each other without any sign of love.

The lady even frowned.

People are wondering what's wrong with them, whether they were forced to get married.

Watch the video below below...

Do you think they were forced?

Source: http://www..com/2019/04/couple-refused-to-open-their-mouths-to.html?m=1

When she comment now, you people wee say she haf come again

Amuocha:
Abike Da Biri would not comment now

We must shaaa bring in ethnicity and religion into everything. Justices made CJN are based on who was the first among equals to have been sworn in to the bar. Religion or ethnicity does not decide that abeg

cyrilamx:
Source: https://www.tribuneonlineng.com/onnoghens-exit-splits-supreme-court/

Na dem way.... Never buy any phone on Jumia that is not Infinix or Tecno and when doing so, buy only phones that were just released into the market not ones already on the market.

As the companies announce release of the new phones so, begin order. If you wait after 2-3 months, this is what you get. #NeverAgain

patogist:
A Fish farmer and undergraduate of University of Benin has taken to social media to cry out after purchasing an Iphone 6 from Jumia store. He claimed he bought the phone for 75 0000 naira but unknown to him it was a Refurbished Iphone 6 that was sent to him.
the Undergraduate of UniBen wrote,

“My name is Joshua Ekanem, the phone i bought from Jumia on Jan 11 2019 after using for two months with some issues, like the phone getting hot”

“I know so many people will laugh about this, but i am so depressed because i have saved for this phone after working hard”.

“Why i came online is because I’ve been tackling this issue with jumia for three weeks and have not been getting a good response . I’m a fish farmer and also a student of University of Benin”.

“If Jumia has price tagged it 100k I could have saved for it. For me to recently find out that no new Iphone 6 in the market” .

http://update9ja.com/man-crys-out-after-buying-refurbished-phone-from-jumia/

Handle her like you would your daughter. Its a life training you're undergoing now don't fail.

lacapine:
I have a 17 years old maid who would be 18 in June. She came when she was 12 and she is like family now. She is in SS1. My problem is her issues with boys. Always keeping boyfriends of which I discourage her big time. Had to ask her why she keeps them, she said because her classmates/ friends have boyfriends.

I have screamed and threatened but she will still keep. What am I doing wrong? Should I allow her just keep them? I teach her sex education though but she says she isn't sexually active. Today, I saw the picture she and the guy posted on facebook holding each other. I lost it today. I flogged and punished her. I'm I being too hard? How do I help her? We wanted to help her till university days but with these, we are scared and reconsidering sending her back after ss3.

How best do I handle this situation.

Exactly ...its not the how long but how effective buh what do we know @ enbolden

Lexusgs430:
Holding a soap? I thought vaseline did a better job (so i hear)......

This is what you call dying, for what you believe in...... All this I wan bang for 2 hours continuously and die....

Do your 58 seconds and remain alive........

Don't blame her. Nollywood no longer sells, las las de man gee am belle, she goes to the UK to continue her studies and be living there like Amara Kanu

Abeg help me ask am o!

kallmemrB:
If you remove all this food from Nigeria meals... Pls wetin remain... Is eba and rich egusi not better than chicken and chips... My grandfather died at 92...if eba will kill me at that age then am on with it

So sorry about that, though we don't know the full details, we pray that nothing is too difficult to overcome. Las las ...if na home people de wan try dem own, God pass dem.

BlowJobs:
Happy April.


PS: cultural differences is giving my marriage a huge challenge.

Keep me in your prayers.

The little things you never thought is a big deal, is kinda a big deal.

Congratulations bro!

BlowJobs:

That's how one Nigerian boy would start wanting to slide in her DM now with over-age marriage proposal Ms Bezos ....beware of Naija Yahoo Yahoo boys o ....las las like 1M fit drop to dem

As for transferring her voting rights to Jeff, Naija feminists go soon finish tha woman

kilisi:
The world's richest man, Amazon founder Jeff Bezos, and his wife MacKenzie have agreed a record-breaking divorce settlement of at least $35bn (£27bn).
Ms Bezos keeps a 4% stake in the online retail giant, worth $35.6bn on its own.

Amazon was founded by Jeff Bezos in Seattle in 1994, a year after the couple married, and Ms Bezos was one of its first employees.

Both parties tweeted positive comments about the other in the wake of the announced settlement.
The two did not provide any further financial details about the settlement.

The Amazon shares alone will make Ms Bezos the world's third-richest woman while Jeff will remain the world's richest person, according to Forbes.
Jeff Bezos, 55, and MacKenzie, 48, a novelist, married in 1993 and have four children.

Ms Bezos' tweet is her first and only one since joining the microblogging website this month. In it she stated that she was "grateful to have finished the process of dissolving my marriage to Jeff with support from each other".

Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/business-47817833?ns_mchannel=social&ns_source=facebook&ns_campaign=bbcnews&ocid=socialflow_facebook&fbclid=IwAR1213apiVDQa9Lnnv9xvj_sdR4CRs5M66jor4BGAYqth2VpdKxmn4dRRew

What he should have done long time ago instead was grandstanding to the jubilation of politicians. Elections are over now and no more political battles to fight using his case as a moral burden, baba don realize he's on his own in this sh1t

I hope he gets a soft-landing though but definitely not a seat on the National Council of State.

yns4real:
Walter Onnoghen has resigned as the chief justice of Nigeria (CJN) with immediate effect, TheCable can report.



https://www.thecable.ng/exclusive-onnoghen-resigns-as-cjn-with-immediate-effect/

Was it the rain last night that caused it?

Nigerians and self denial. Those saying God forbid meaning Mr. Ibu is invincible or what? He's probably been denying himself good Medicare thinking he's living healthy unknown to him that his big belle is a sign of heart illness. Wishing him speedy recovery.

Once again... Politics creeps in Nigerians for once unite and let's fight this scourge instead of all these rada rada. People have been caught and executed, what's there to know their names or where they come from?

austelright1:
*MEMO TO MRS ABIKE DABIRI-EREWA.*

Dear Mrs Abike Dabiri-Erewa,

Mine is not a very long letter. Just to commend you for the "passion" that you bring to your work.

I believe like, you that when we name and shame the bad eggs tarnishing the image of our dear Nigeria, abroad, it will deter others from a life of crime, ABROAD.

It is in this light that I appreciate your publishing the names of the 5 robbers in UAE. You gave their names as Chimmuanya Emmanuel Ozo, Benjamin Nwachukwu Ajah, Kingsley Ikenna Ngoka, Tochukwu Leonard Alusi and Chile Micah Ndumodu (Ndunagu?)
Like you rightly pointed out "these five boys are a disgrace to this country and an embarrassment ".

Unfortunately Mrs Dabiri, you simply referred to the woman executed for drugs as "A Nigerian woman ". I believe you were in a hurry to address this very pressing National issue, that you coulndt wait to get her name.

You also in the same vein failed to inform Nigerians of the names of the other Nigerians already executed for drugs and does on death row for the same crime- drugs.

While you and your team are busing unravelling the name of the "Nigerian woman executed for drugs", permit me to give the names of those already executed and those on death row. Am sure you will agree with me that all hands must be on deck to save the image of our nation.

THOSE EXECUTED FOR DRUGS IN SAUDI ARABIA

1. Yusuf Yekini Ajiboye
2. Adebayo Adeniyi
3. Mohammed Abubakar
4. Mohammed Issa
5. IBRAHIM Ciroma
6. Biola Ologunro

THOSE ON DEATH ROW FOR DRUGS IN SAUDI ARABIA

1. Idris Adepoju
2. Abdulrimi Ajibola
3. Jimoh Lawal
4. Tunde Ibraheem
5. Amode Sulaman
6. Hafis Amosun
7. Aliu Mohammed
8. Babatunde
9. Abdulrasaq Lawal
10. Yekini
11. Abubakar
12. Kawu Muhammed
13. Madinah Yahaya
14. Awalu Muhammed
15. Kafilat Oljide
16. Ayisa
17. Abdulraman Mu'azu,
18. Abdulraman Durojaye
19. Abubakar Usman
20. Sunny
21. Emeka
22. Issa.

I hope I have saved you time that you can channel towards other issues.

Thank you for all your services to our beloved country.

N/B
Forgive me for missing the "Honourable' in writing your name and pls tell your boss to name and shame the executive governor of kano state who has bbeen given certificate of return by Inec.

Yes because most people do their business at home before leaving while you carray Naija mentality de look for where to shit Abeg na joke ooo!

Hibiscus50:
@ StateReporter News
Shehu Sani, vice-chairman of the senate committee on foreign affairs, has accused the federal government of treating the embassies abroad with lack of seriousness.

Sani said this when the ministry of foreign affairs appeared before the committee to defend its budget.

He said many of the nation’s embassies abroad were in a sorry state, lamenting over how the poor condition of the toilet in Nigerian mission in Moscow, Russia.

“No responsible nation that has clear cut development- driven and visionary foreign policy will deliberately under-fund her foreign missions,” the senator said.

 

“For the past four years this committee has been over-sighting this ministry in terms of budgetary appropriations and other assistance, no significance progress can be said to have been made .

“Most of our missions are in sorry
Read more
source : StateReporters News
http://www.statereporters.com/2019/04/04/nigerias-embassy-in-russia-lacks-functional-toilet-says-shehu-sani/

Are these not chink0s?

Lizzysamuel:
A couple who couldn't control their sexual desire, were caught on camera smooching and touching each other inside a moving Keke Napep.

The bike rider who filmed them, was very surprised on sighting the grown ups displaying a sexual activity not minding what people will say or do.

Internet users who reacted to the video, wondered what could've led to such a burning sexual urge inside a Keke Napep.

That's sacrilegious naaaaa. I'm sure the person was born decades after Fela died. Fela that never use autotune that the new age musicians use, someone is coming to compare the two. Toh ....make Fela nor konk the person for dream shaaaa

realmedia:
Motunrayo Anikulapo Kuti, the daughter of the legendary Fela Anikulapo Kuti, has replied a man who compared her father to Davido.

Efe Kpokpogri, a web user said "Davido is better" than Fela. This angered Motunrayo and she made her feelings known.

See below.

via>> https://onecornergizt..com/2019/04/felas-daughter-cautions-man-who-said.html

For the record, the stores did not turn down his transactions because of the card used. The issue is most probably with him not informing his bank of intended use of the Naira Mastercard while abroad. He also didn't state the country but I'm quite sure his card may not have been enabled to pay for transactions abroad without being activated for such

Ndlistic:
Nigerian reality star, Tobi Bakre has been left disappointed by his country financial power which he has now realize hold no sway outside the border.

The tall dark hunk had plans for a shopping spree at a luxury store abroad visiting various designers shops who kept on turning down his means of payment a Naija mastercard which gets easily suspected of being fraudulent when being used abroad. The youngman wasn't allowed to shop and left empty handed laying blame on Nigerian banking heritage.


See how disappointed he feel below


Watch Video below


Source:

http://www.thenaijafame.com.ng/2019/04/bbnaija-star-tobi-bakre-left-stranded.html?m=1

Are they now NDLEA that is running after hemp smokers? SMH we play too much in this country

tendingNews:
Source: http://www..com/2019/04/police-parade-killers-of-kolade-johnson.html

You need to take time and read through the thread to gain more knowledge on this application and not just the requirements. It would do you more good.

Maverick20:
Thanks bro! But please am sorry to bother you,I just came to this thread yesterday and it has gone a very long way. I don't know if you can list what I need,I mean the documents for the online registration, how to start and go about it... Am a student in one of the recognised institutions here in Nigeria,am a 400level student which I will start my I.T(Industrial Training) in July and my uncle in the UK wants me to come over there for a short time visit(6 months).. Thanks in anticipation for your calm reply!

Not sure I comprehend what you're trying to do here but if I understand you, you want to enter your travel history right? Please enter the most recent. Even if you have 5 US entries, enter the 2 most recent.

Fekeri:
I’m filling the UK visa application form and there is a problem answering the question correctly “ How many times have you visited the following places in the past 10 years”? I have not been able to answer more than two history even when I chose 2 to 5 times. It takes me automatically to another question after entering two. Don’t know is anyone has same issue. I wanted to enter USA 3 times and France once. But it takes only two usa and bring the other options that’s not related to this section. What should I do?

Even Nigerians are leaving naaaa

ikorodureporta:
Nigerians have taken to social media to react to reports of plans by American oil giant, Exxon Mobil to divest its assets in Nigeria.

According to Reuters, quoting industry and banking sources, the company has held talks on the sale of a suite of oil and gas fields in Nigeria as the company focuses on new developments in U.S. shale and Guyana.

The report said that the potential disposals are expected to include stakes in onshore and offshore fields and could raise up to $3 billion.

However, some commentators blamed the harsh economic realities in Nigeria for the company’s alleged plans to leave the country.

Source: https://www.herald.ng/nigerians-react-as-exxon-mobil-prepares-to-leave-nigeria/

Forget these men o! The fighting is only going on through their handlers which is acceptable

reicherMan:
Both men shares laugh at the Inauguration ceremony of President Macky Sall in Dakar, Senegal today.

Source: https://www.mediahelm.com.ng/2019/04/buhari-obasanjo-shares-laugh-at.html

Why ar nor go vex? With your standard preeek Abeg na joke ar de oooo!

Donvick:
Babe why you de vex. Just hope you can read sha

Use VPN naaaa since you've refused to have sense

This one will just be fanning the flames of discord and disunity from the safe shores abroad and mumu people back home be hailing him

247naijamedia:
Reno Omokri, the former aide to ex-president Goodluck Jonathan, has reacted As Wike Defeated Him In His LGA "Lizard of Ubima"

What a humiliating experience for @ChibuikeAmaechi. Defeated in his LGA! The Rivers election confirm once and for all that no matter the amount of protein a lizard eats, it can NEVER be a crocodile. Federal might CANT transform potbelly to pregnancy. Lizard of Ubima #AmaechiTapes

https://all-gists..com/2019/04/Reno-Omokri-Mocks-Amaechi-As-Wike-Defeated-Him-In-His-LGA-Lizard-of-Ubima.html?m=1

She sees herself standing in the stead of the guy's babe naaa

Yup! But if you really want to sell it then advertise it well on social media where all those celebrities and Yahoo Yahoo Boys are willing to splash that amount on this gadget.

freemanbubble:
So I should give it maximum utilization