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Its probably a bug with the censoring system .....it accepts 'blowjobs' (plural version) but not singular

LuciferQuran:
HAA!!!
They don change am back oo!!


Nairaland is a scam las las...

Rubbish!


*spits

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Don't get me wrong, the aforementioned payment gateways are good and work excellent but are not suited for enterprise use without adequate security controls put in place.

As is, when an organization wants to implement web payment on their sites, the IT person only needs to sign up for an account with these gateways and boom they are live processing transactions.

Now these gateways have features which allows processed funds to be settled into the organization's corporate bank account configured on the profile signed up by the IT guy. Nothing stops him from changing that account to his or her own personal account which I suspect this guy did.

KingAzubuike:
What are some good payment gateway uncan recommend asides quickteller/interswitch.?

Jagaban nor de used to seating on the floor shaaaaa

Sanwo-Olu is a sharp man shaaaa #IfYouKnowYouKnow

I hope this woman realizes she's no longer a child instead of miss yarning upandan

etcsines:
@titiloyeblog.com

Lauretta Onochie, the social media aide to President Buhari, has replied former Vice President Atiku Abubakar on his defamatory claim and demand of N500M.

Onochie dismissed the letter from Atiku's lawyer, Mike Ozekhome(SAN), describing it as a deliberate ploy to make her lose focus as the legal battle to unseat President Buhari gets intense.

Atiku's lawyer, Mike Ozekhome (SAN), had in a letter to Onochie on Sunday, demanded five hundred million Naira, (N500m) and a written apology in six national and one international daily, as well as on all social media platforms wherein the said publication was made.

However, Onochie has fired back in a statement on Facebook calling Atiku 'a depressed soul in desperate need of his pill but whose aides would not tell him the truth for the sake of their stomachs'.



source: https://www.titiloyeblog.com/2019/05/atiku-is-depressed-get-him-his-pills.html

Badt guy on Kali

dmakoy:
Findings showed that he actually didn't develop or owned the "CUSanwo" platform as www.sanwo.me website for e-payment was owned by another fellow, so he apparent just paid for some space to perpetuate his fraudulent act.

http://www.sanwo.me/index.php

The site is hosted by GoDaddy. But no Info. about the DNS or even the SSL certificate.

It is disturbing how a whole Covenant University could fall for this scam.

When step-mother fresh pass step-son.... Nollywood loading

NotJobless:
@SOUNDAZA

Actress Regina Daniels’ stepson, #Emzy, dissociates himself from his dad’s wealth, dedicates his BSc to his mom

Source: https://soundaza.com/regina-daniels-stepson-emzy-dissociates-himself-from-his-dads-wealth/

You just spoke my mind. Baba will now claim the state owes him

JubrinElSudan:
He will refund himself later

I understand your pain but it seem more less an issue caused by your own people placed in charge of these projects. Was proper feasibility studies carried out during the siting of the free trade zone?

Built2last:
Okay.

On another news

DOWNGRADING ENUGU AIRPORT IS AN AFFRONT AGAINST IGBOS

You want to play politics with economic growth APC

You want to downgrade Enugu International airport...the ONLY international Airport that services the South East States because of "safety."

Did you shut down an airport in an active terrorist zone? even after that Airport was attacked by terrorists and military helicopters destroyed?

I dont like to post like this but this is getting out of hand...if this Airport was in Lagos or Kano with the same "safety concerns" ......would you downgrade it?

You are asking the free trade zone be relocated? to where? Zamfara? is the nearness to an INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT not a key reason why many will site their factory in an inland Free Trade Zone?...

(The Enugu Free Trade Zone is the ONLY FTZ in the entire SE states... All States and Regions have one, some even two....but I digress)

When the South East got this International Airport I remember the pride, joy and excitement.....over a "common airport".....many posted.....they can never understand.....like saying the Second Niger bridge is a "common bridge"

Why is is that Projects that impact the South East have issues?

Second Niger Bridge was the only major stopped for "review" by Infrastructure Commission wasting 2 solid years

Dredging of the entire river Nigeria to create a massive port in Onitsha need Environmental Impact Assessment.

All these actions can delay but cannot stop the economic growth of the SE, rather that building speed bumps, go and build expressways, that growth is Nigeria's growth.

That question asked, I will state this proverb to the Enugu State Government, "if you are near fire, dont rub palm oil on your own body..".

Relocate the market, remove the mast...maybe they will then say it's too hilly for International flights.

Before you ask...yes I am playing the victim card....so post something else....we know you love Nigeria more than I.

If the entrance can cave in, I wonder what would happen to the main building in the near future

Who do us this thing sef

Chinekepikin:
The entrance to the Imo State exhibition centre commissioned by the vice President of Nigeria, Yemi Osinbajo in Owerri yesterday has just caved in.


This is happening less than 24hrs after the vice president commissioned the halls.

See more photos here,

Source: https://www.thenaijafame.com.ng/2019/05/see-how-entrance-to-imo-state.html?m=1

They're probably integrated to a payment processor and the IT department handles this. They also maintain access to the dashboard where the bank account details of the school are configured to move funds from processor's pool account to school account. He probably swapped school account with his own account. The finance department are liable too... They relied only on the reports rather than reconcile with their bank statements. Idiots all

fkj950ax:
Horrible story
If he's been reported to both EFCC and Police, where is the name.
IT Department has no business with Deposit Money Banks Accounts of the School. He colluded with accounts department staffs.
You can't but a Lekki House, have flashy cars parked there and be flying to work in a chartered helicopter every time.
N180m cannot fund this. Too small.
How much is a helicopter ride? Even musicians don't fly helicopters in their music videos...
Too many lies mixed with the crime here to make it "fun readable"

Use better payment gateway dem no go gree instead they will go for Paystack or Rave. Baba obviously had access to the dashboard of these gateways and was transferring processed funds to his own bank account

grandiose4ever:
ALL is not well in the IT Department of Covenant University, Otta, Sentry can authoritatively report. A guru in information technology (IT) attached to that department is in the police net after he was found to have devised a means by which he diverted funds meant for the university into his private pocket. By the time the university woke up to his antics, he had succeeded in siphoning a whopping N180 million!

Before the bubble burst, not a few people were said to have wondered how the loved and trusted official was managing to get the funds with which he maintained a lifestyle the Chancellor of the university and Presiding Bishop of Living Faith Church Worldwide, Bishop David Oyedepo, would call “riotous living.” He was said to have bought some flashy cars which he kept in a mansion he bought with stolen funds in highbrow Lekki part of Lagos, even though he had a house in the school where he lived with his wife.

Every Friday, he would cruise with his wife to the posh house in Lekki to enjoy the weekend. But what really gave him away was the habit of flying back to his duty post in Otta in a chopper that landed at the premises of The Bells University, which is only a stone’s throw from Covenant University.

Tongues began to wag from onlookers who started to wonder who the big boy could be. Word about his lifestyle soon got to the authorities of Covenant University who decided to put him under surveillance and realised that he had stolen the university’s money amounting to more than N180 million. The funds were mainly school fees paid by students. The fees were paid into the accounts of the university in designated banks but the disingenuous inventor found a means of diverting the money into his private account. The discovery alarmed the authorities of the school. Oyedepo, sources said, was flabbergasted.

The IT guru was promptly reported to the police, who arrested him. Covenant University authorities expected the police to fast track his prosecution but that was not forthcoming. Words got to the university that the suspected fraudster was greasing the palms of the police. Again alarmed by the development, the authorities sidelined the police and handed the suspect to the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC).

Upon interrogation, the suspect admitted stealing the said sum and even agreed to refund N56 million in cash immediately. Sentry will keep you posted on further developments....

https://thenationonlineng.net/n180m-fraud-rocks-covenant-university/

Who be dis babe sef

FhukaFhuka:

majamajic:
Attoh was scammed, upon his EXPOSURE

Village People Network (VPN) at work here! Stay where you are or go to the UK. Don't let APC/PDP frustrate the hell out of you. Better still come and spend like 3 months and decide. All the best.

ShyWhale:
I am a Nigerian in Germany with a German Masters degree. It's quite difficult to get professional jobs in Germany as an African as we are usually the last of the pack. The only luck I ever had was to get internships, internships that takes several months to get and usually only for short periods. The high percentage of Africans even with German Phds doing menial jobs is highly discouraging and depressing. Most are trapped in the race for survival and I can't imagine myself living life like them. I feel I could do better with my skills and education that spreads across Europe's top countries.

I made the decision to return to Nigeria, harness my skills and start up a processing company. At 25 and the sole breadwinner of an extended family, they are asking me to stay put, saying that the Nigerian environment is not good for business (I feel they are only scared of losing out on the goodies they get from me).

Also last year, the family introduced me to a female in the UK, talking about marriage to her. The said lady is a Nigerian within my age range, but born and raised in the UK. Though I have been to the UK severally to see her, I have made no commitments whatsoever as she is not the kind of lady I would marry all things being equal. She and the family have however given me a ultimatum to decide now.


What do you advice?

The crack is on the tempered glass not the phone's screen

Trendy247:
I think say dis phone no dey crack na

Many would complain about why the Vice President is not present in the meeting but its tactical .....if the meeting venue is attacked by terrorists and all lives wiped out, the Vice President being outside the meeting has the sole responsibility of rebuilding the government and prevent a state of anarchy.

This is however different during the FEC meetings which is attended by both the President and Vice. It is so because the Service Chiefs are not in attendance and are in-charge of security to prevent any such attack.

Priscy01:
President Muhammadu Buhari is currently meeting behind closed doors with Service Chiefs and security heads, Igbere Tv reports.


The president is holding the meeting at the Presidential Villa, Abuja.


Below are more photos of Buhari and the security chiefs during the meeting as obtained by Igbere Tv;

Culled From; http://igberetvnews.com/642859/just-in-see-photos-of-president-buhari-in-closed-door-meeting-with-security-chiefs/

I de tell you ....how time flies and changes

Ttrrffyyghuuh:
This is coming 6years after, but today we have paystack, and and flutterwave, how time flies.....

What type of marriage? Apply for kpa kpa du kpa marriage naaa

Your question is not clear though

femiart:
please anyone. she has both eu and nigerian passport. i urgently need an answer please as it ll help me to proceed. thanks

They've carried their danfo behavior to the boats in Lagos eh?

Look at you charging two years rent for agreement and agency after una go de complain say government bad meanwhile na we de do ourselves #mtscheeeeeew

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Rent 400,000 per annum
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Source:

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@embolden ....See wash eh

Like say dem they invite am follow chop FIFA or CAF money #mtscheeeeeeeeew

“The truth is without you (Chukwu) there is no NFF; without you there is no CAF; without you there is no FIFA;"

OEPHIUS:
https://thepunditng.com/ugwuanyi-offers-automatic-employment-to-christian-chukwus-son/

EFCC & FIRS ....take note!

indulge01:
Self acclaimed teen actress, Regina Daniels has just add a Mercedes Brabus to her Collection of Cars

She posted the video on her Instagram status

Watch the video below

https://afrobeatsglobal.com/regina-daniels-adds-a-mercedes-brabus-to-her-collection-of-cars-video/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiKCoeKXqi8

The way they're treating boda Ambode is not fair ooo! Even the aso-ebi nor reach hin side

Nollyzonenews:
President Mohammed Buhari  just arrived in lagos to commission  AYINKE House, Nigeria's biggest baby manufacturing factory (Maternity Hospital)



Source: http://www.ngg.ng/2019/04/24/buhari-inaugurates-ayinke-mother-and-child-centre/

How can you divorce someone you never married

Kingpunter:
Sad news for Olajumoke's fans as the model you know as lajumoke Orisaguna is no more! She now goes by the name Olajumoke Chris,


We are someone sure Chris is not her father's name but since she needed a male sounding name as a last name and also a trendy sounding name to go with her new brand she has chosen to be called, Olajumoke Chris for now.


You will recall that Olajumoke and her (now ex) husband ran into a rancour into who is the boss of their home and how Olajumoke has turned him into a house husband.

https://www./2019/04/olajumoke-orisaguna-officially-divorces-her-husband-changes-last-name-to-chris.html

A better caption should have been 'Two Nigerian men's lives were saved enroute Saudi Arabia with Cocaine'

dainformant:
Two suspected drug traffickers have been apprehended by the National Drugs and Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) Kano Command. The suspects named Abdul Abubakar Mohammed and Ibrahim Mustapha, were arrested with 2.927kg of cocaine, said to be the first of its kind in the state.

Parading the suspects before news men on Saturday in Kano, the Commander, Dr. Ibrahim Abdul said luck ran out of the two suspects after his men trailed them to a hotel on Katsina Road, in Fage Local Government Area of the state after two months of investigation.

According to him, the command’s shift from reactive to proactive investigative methods led to the successful arrest of the suspects whom he said has already started swallowing the parcels before taking off to Sudan from where they will continue their journey to Saudi Arabia through the sea.

“ We have adopted proactive methods for effective policing and investigations as it relates to drugs. We have been on the trail of the suspects for the past two months after intelligence gathering by our vigilant officers".

This is happening after the recent execution of a Nigerian woman as well as arrests by the Saudi Arabia authorities for drug trafficking.

The two suspects, while interviewed by news men said that they hail from Maiduguri and are both business men who deals in Caps and Cola nuts respectively but lost their source of livelihood due to Boko Haram insurgency.

See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2019/04/two-suspects-nabbed-in-kano-enroute-saudi-arabia-with-2-927kg-of-cocaine.html

No mind am.... Nor bi recently Linda papa and mama begin enter plane? Now they're living the life of their lives this one de here de count years issssorite

Olalan:
Dumb statement from a dumb man

Na cabinet be that .....If e like make e nor dissolve naaaa

shehuolayinka:
President Muhammadu Buhari is set to dissolve his cabinet as he prepares to wind down his first term in office.

Buhari who was recently re-elected for a second term in office in a statement yesterday directed the ministers to submit a comprehensive reports of their respective ministries.

They have till Wednesday, April 24, 2019 as the deadline for submission to the Presidential Audit Committee in the office of the Vice President.

https://thenationonlineng.net/breaking-buhari-sets-to-dissolve-cabinet/

How weee this ring epp the graduands naaaaa What they wee need is free CVs and advice on how to be self reliant. I'm sure some bini chief don win the contract to produce the rings

myuniben:
In a memo released earlier by University of Benin it has now introduced Graduation Ring and Certificate Holders as part of the paraphernalia for 2019 Convocation Ceremony .

Source https://www.myuniben.com.ng/2019/04/uniben-introduced-graduation-ring.html

Many are madt but few roam