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If their father were in critical condition (as some people want us to believe), they won't be there

Funny they're only just discovering this. 99% of the drivers in Lagos will fail this test

When someone hugs you at those occassions, be sure that you've lost something. Buh who go come go hug Ooni naaaa The person get liver shaaa

The Lord's Prayer is just a guide to how you pray to God. If you recall the context in which Jesus Christ gave this prayer you will understand it better.

Our Father Who Art In Heaven - This is telling you to always acknowledge that you have a listening Father in God and He is in Heaven watching us all.

Halloween Be Thy Name - This telling you to praise His Holy name and acknowledge that it's worthy of all praise.

Thine Kingdom Come - This is telling you to acknowledge that His words reigneth over the earth above all earthly laws.

Thy will be done earth as it is in Heaven - Acknowledge that His words to us will be obeyed just as the Angels do in Heaven

Give us this day our daily bread - This is where we now ask of God our pressing needs not necessarily for Agege bread.

Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us - Beg for God's forgiveness and promise to do same to others who hurt us

Lead us not into temptation - We beg for His grace to go before us so we do not fall into temptation

Deliver us from evil - Here we pray for protection or help to wade out of any trouble facing us

For Thine is the Kingdom, the power and Glory Forever and Ever Amen - Acknowledge God's Supreme power over all and its everlasting reign.

Once you understand all this, trust me you can craft your own prayer in this line. Don't forget also that prayer is talking to God so conversation will constantly change and not remain the same but goes according to the lines of the Lord's Prayer. God bless us all with understanding his words. Amen

Ok

If your in-laws decide de on top your matter (Wizkid accent) now, na you go begin complain. I guess they're learned and civilized to know better than interfere.

plentyme:
Good evening Nairalander.
There is something bothering my mind and giving me sleepless night which I will like you to help me out................
I have been married for a year and half now without any issue, though my hubby did not give me any problem or complained about it.
But the problem is that......my in-laws has never asked me anything about it or even call to give me any advice concerning it.
My question is...................Is it normal or proper for them not to ask me or is it too early for them to show concern?

Wished I had a bird to send out to check the water level like Noah did back then

Okwuy09:
Due to a heavy rainfall in Lagos state Flood Covers Lekki. The entire Lekki and Ajah areas of Victoria Island lagos State, now an 'ocean' with properties and cars enmeshed in flood. this have been occurring previously following the advice from the commission of environment in Lagos state. Many people are affected by the heavy rainfall which cover the express way, different building and cars.

The worst part of it, the flood enter's many houses in the area. It was really a sad story to tell. at the time of the report, many workers that is coming with their vehicle are swimming in the flood. The Lekki bus stop was filled with flood. View photos on how Flood Covers Lekki and ajah area of victoria island lagos:




http://www.mavelnews.com/photos-flood-cov…-lekki-ajah-area/

About time

this be Arewa Boys naaaaa. After getting high now they be giving quit notices upandan

One chance! Better pay or tell them you will get your own pole and roll your wire. Better still pepper dem with your generator noise I wonder how many y times public power supply works.

On a serious note, ask them if the former tenant was refunded money paid. You really don't have to pay.

Looking fresh and civil while his boys be looking rough, dirty and smelly SMH #FollowFollow nor de pay!

dainformant:
Musiliu Akinsaya, popularly called MC Oluomo, an executive of the National Union of Road Transport Workers, NURTW in Oshodi area of Lagos state - was surrounded by a large crowd while walking through the streets of Oshodi. MC Oluomo who was guarded by security operatives - was hailed and praised by the large crowd including street touts and market woman after concluding an All Progressives Congress APC event in the area.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/07/mc-oluomo-shuts-oshodi-area-strolls-streets-photos.html

Policemen na staff naaaa.... One good turn deserves a other

dokiOloye:
Police d guard agbero now
Is very good

On-shore abi offshore?

This is what Hushpuppi should be doing and not spend all his imaginary fortune on dream expensive treats and fashion accessories.

SMH. This fool nor sabi sef

And their foolish parents be clapping and giggling happily SMH

Good to hospital man for proper diagnosis. Nairaland other specialist hospital.

Boys lookin for free cash to rock the new infinix note 4 pro

Very true.

During Fashola's tenure, before the rains begin we see government workers desilting the drains preparatory for the rains but not so under Ambode.

All the drains from 3rd roundabout up to Cheveron has been blocked due to the ongoing construction so you can imagine the consequences.

allrightsir:
stop blaming nature for blocked drains, roads without drainage channels and roads built without recourse to water tables. There is no reason in the world Lekki express way should be flooded except incompetence of the governments present and past.

Let me ask you a question, they built drainage channels in Lekki and Jakande/Agungi but tell me are they free flowing? Did they not see that they are stagnant and overgrown with weeds?


Did Ambode not announce a few months ago he bought many weed clearing machines to ckear blocked channels, Did somebody forget to tell him that the job does not end with the contract to purchase and that they need to be used?

Stop giving excuses for mediocre leaders

It's even more dangerous knowing the dam officials create flooding at will. They can decide to hold everyone to Ransome at the slightest provocation

IsheriNorthGRA:
As you have pointed out, and I've also explained this in our of my posts. The opening of dam which affected, not just Isheri North was used by the dam officials to force government to release ecological funds as the old team that was there got replaced. It's artificial flood, not natural! I hope you know the level of corruption in our dear country.

Now let me ask, has the Lagos Island escaped flood in any year? Your guess is as good as mine.

Thanks.

Go get a number 4 and pop her! It will send a message to your boyfriend (if you'll still call him that thereafter) thank me later

mamagee3:
Hi all, another woman has bought my boyfriend off with money and gifts.

He hardly picks up my calls and has been acting strangely lately. He calls me with a blocked number and everytime I go to his house, he has new clothes and shoes he cannot afford.

What is really going on?

God is great! Creating each and every creature uniquely is no joke.

First and foremost, did you delete of the chat when you discovered? Secondly, ensure your mobile number you used for the BVN is always active. If it goes dead one second raise an alarm with your telecommunications network. No major cause for alarm as whoever presents the BVN at the bank would be required to validate ownership by finger print and your photograph would appear on being validated.

If you got plenty idle cash, invest in FGN Bonds, Treasury Bills or Mutual Funds. These give you steady income on your investments while preserving your capital. Buying stocks not ideal as your stocks lose value and may end up being delis tedious as a result of them not making any impact economically.

If you're adventurous enough, look at my signature for more details on how to own a virtual farm and reap profits within a short period which stock buying may not offer you at this time in Nigeria today.

fantasy7800:
I am looking to buy stocks in high-growth companies that consistently pay good dividends with a view to generating passive income from the dividends accruable to the purchased shares. I don't intend to trade the shares, just hold them for as long as they provide some income.
Is there any online platform that allows this sort of individual investing without the need to be physically present coz I live in a semi-rural area where I am unlikely to find a brokerage firm.
Any ideas? Any advice?

Truth is, we will never know or understand the personal pain he's going through to lose this weight. Exposing himself might just be his way out of this pain. BTW some people are just predisposed to being obese due to several emotional events in their lives. I don't fancy him but let's show some love.

Boiled corn + Hard Sweet Coconut for me

buttnaked:
We all have that time when we wanna settle down at the chills of this weather and treat ourselves to some of that delicacy by the roadside. Some of us like it roasted, some of us like it boiled. That notwithstanding, there's no telling how ecstatic and satisfying it feels to munch on some of natures finest food alongside some pear (or 'Ubé' as it is fondly cold) and coconuts.... Heaven on earth!

So what side are you on? What's your favourite among the two?

What would you choose if you were to take just one of them? Let's roll....

Apply to University of Ghana (Legon) and study Computer Science there. The University if affiliated to universities in the US. If you get to the level where you can chose to apply to the US affiliate university and spend one year there (see here https://www.ug.edu.gh/international-programmes/student-exchangestudy-abroad).

Their standard is quite high so only the best go on the exchange program and trust me you can work your way to a permanent study slot when you go for the exchange. BTW you will still be blogging and make more money to finance your masters. All the best PM though.

dammyjo112:
Hello NLanders, I am 20 years of age and intend going back to school to study computer science. I am interested in studying outside the country, since the CS courses here look crappy (I know this because i have helped some students with their school projects/assignment).

I have been able to save 2.5M in the past 9 months (Made from blogging). I make on average 200k per month. I don't have any properties (Land or House) in Nigeria. I have taken 4 gap years (Which might be an issue with my visa interviewer).

Considering all this limitation, Which (good) foreign country can i study in ? (I know germany no longer have free tuition, and other ones have crazy visa bond).

What do they do?

That's why I hate some lawyers.... Why take the case to to the wrong court of law in the first instance? Couldn't they have advice the mother that this is a criminal case?

IPOB guy craving tight Womanliness shaaa don go enter gobe

chynie:
the ipod tout should be arrested for sleeping with and underage girl
that's statutorily rape(that's if am right)

I agree with you but I still believe he should come out openly and denounce them else it would impact his career.

Sony records etc would not find it funny signing up an act whose name is associated or bears striking resemblance with a deadly gang.

IdeyFindWife:
Reserve your hate for better things. The boy just happened to pick a wrong name at the wrong time besides he debuted the name far before these murderous id1ots took up killing as a hobby, like the other thief in their area that they called Shina Rambo after Sylvester Stallones Movie character.

Society itself needs healing. What else do we say? Let's just pray no set of crazies wake-up tomorrow and decide to call themselves Bond-Boys after the Legendary James Bond; will we call London to have him shed his brand also?

You can't please everybody. Him calling a press conference might do just the opposite of his desired peace-seeking motives and make him too a target for far-worse public insinuations and brand-damaging attacks from bloggers etc.

Let Security people just do their Intelligence profiling well and stop pussyfooting so Ikorodu people will stop holding indiscriminate bonfires killing all manner of people randomly.

I hate him like mad now for not dissociating his brand from those senseless murderers

Same people manning the Oracle and Microsoft databases would be the ones updating the databases with ghost names naaaah Na today?