₦airaland Forum

Very sad! Politics and tribal sentiments has finally reared its ugly head in our church. What does having to be an indigenous person got to do with a church appointment. If he cannot speak their dialect, surely there would be folks who can and interpret. Same way the missionaries of old survived.

braimeddy:
See them. Just because an ipob man is not from IMO state, he was rejected. This is what we re going to be expecting when they eventually have Biafra as a country. No unity among them in anyway. The Bishop of rivers state is an Akwa ibom man. Yet u didn't hear any noise from the rivers people.

One would think he should have flown a PJ or Private Ship naaa

Airforce1:
Five star music boss, Emoney stormed the Lagos airport today with his fierced looking security guards to board Air peace to Abuja.

E-money is a billionaire brother to Kcee "Limpopo" crooner and also the CEO of five star shipping line.

.photos below

Source
https://www.instagram.com/p/BWAZaexFaCp/

Look how e dress like Hushpuppi wanna-be. The guy set wan blow Lol

A young man who is still home at that particular time plotting how to screw a 19 year old a55 would not have 10k for short time naaa ....#goFigure

nkemdi89:
When you want everything cheap, why not lure her outside, take her to one joint, that have short time. Less than 10k he would have achieved that.

Room and palor I guess

YelloweWest:
Boys of nowadays eh...


If u must sleep with a girl must u do it in her parents bedroom??

If I'm the father him own don finish.

Prison go full be that shaaaaaaa. Hope FG has built enough prison cells to handle the surge because trust me unless it is enforced, Nigerians don't get swayed by threats.

Big Abuja lawyer like go de lodge for Ajah-Ilaje con de blame Lagos! You left all the hotels for Lekki Phase One go stay for yonder.... Sorrray o!

That road you got stuck in is no longer in use. It was alternative route when the bridge was being built.

CastedDude:
A Nigerian lawyer identified as Firsts Baba Isa, based in Abuja has narrated his "horrible" experience in Lagos after falling in love with the commercial city. The man and his Uber driver got stuck in a flood after deciding to take a short-cut to the airport. Read what he shared on his social media page yesterday.

Lagos does it to me again.

I remember sometime last year when I came to Lagos and had to literally swim through a flood to find my way to court. Since then I have been to Lagos several times and I thought those days are gone for good. I thought Lagos finally decided to be nice to the Ninja Lawyer.

On Tuesday I waited for 5 hours in the Abuja airport before getting to Lagos. A 6pm flight became 7:30pm and finally we took off by 9pm or thereabouts for Lagos. We landed way pass 10pm and by the time I got to Lekki where I will be lodging Wednesday was saying goodbye to Tuesday.

Well, this wasn't entirely Lagos fault, so I didn't allow it affect our relationship. I started questioning my decision to fall in love with Lagos when on my way to court on Wednesday morning I got caught up in a nasty traffic.

I knew it. This traffic will not allow my relationship with Lagos to flourish. I gnashed my teeth throughout the uber ride to court and by the time I got there court was already sitting. Hay God!

Luckily I wasn't late for my matter.

After court, I and Lagos made up. I hooked up with some friends and proteges. We sat out for lunch and a beautiful discussion. Yeah, Lasgidi, this is how to be romantic in a relationship.

Then Lagos...

This morning I booked an uber ride, heads to the airport to catch my 11am flight, then Lagos started happening to me.

My oversabi driver started looking for short cuts to beat traffic. Me, what and where do I know na? I sat down there giving tacit approval: go guy, go; by all means dodge the gaddem traffic!

We negotiated a bend and a massive body of water appeared before us in the middle of a dilapidated street. My driver drove to what he considered the side of the body of water and roared in.

Right in the middle of that big dirty body of water, the engine died without even giving us the respect of coughing the traditional last cough cars cough before they die.

Before you can say Juliet, the car was already flooding. The driver got out and swam to safety leaving me in the car. I was shouting for him to come open the door for me before that bastard realized that he has mistakenly locked me in.

I swam out too. Shoe, trousers and all. We got my laptop bag and suit case out before water could get to it but my other bag in the boot wasn't that lucky. It was dripping water when we brought it out. My court files, my diary, my books are in this bag.

I started to laugh because I wanted to cry.

We paid some guys to push the car out of the water and another uber came to pick me up to the airport. The race to catch my flight began in the wicked Lagos traffic. God even saved me from a terrible accident.

My driver nearly ran into a parked car, thinking it was a moving car. He missed it by the whiskers. Hay God. I begged him to take it easy. It was clear I will miss my flight anyways.

Then I prayed to God for the flight to be delayed. Just as I said "Amen", I got a text: the 11am flight has been shifted to 2pm. If you see the way I celebrated God in that car ehn, the driver just weak.

You may call this coincidence. You might have a scientific or whatever explanation for this occurrence, that one is your own. All I know is that I prayed for that flight to be shifted and it was shifted immediately. Praise God.

But, seriously, those of you who love Lagos, how do you survive in such an abusive relationship?

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/06/i-fell-i-love-lagos-city-abuja-based-lawyer-photos.html

Well.... where did you meet her first before you guys got married?

Simply stop driving it on Naija potopoto roads :p

At embolden ....where they are needed indeed! People are hungry out here and can't even afford the smallest of the tuber and here they are saying where needed! Issssorite.

auntysimbiat:
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Minister of Agriculture, Audu Ogbeh, recently disclosed that Nigeria will begin to export Yam to other parts of the world beginning from today June 29th.

According to Ogbeh, this will serve as possible means of economic diversification and also as a way of generating foreign exchange.

These photos show some Tubers of yams being packaged ahead of their exportation to countries where they are needed.


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SOURCE: http://www.nairanaijanews.com/2017/06/see-photos-of-tubers-of-yam-being.html

They probably thought because you're black, then you must have broken into the white guy's home hence holding you and others hostage That cold nor go funny shaaa ....your blokos go don nearly frozen

SmartMugu:
While you're right to an extent, these white officers often over-exercise their powers. I was a victim of such treatments in Detroit, Michigan about 9 years ago, and I thought they were going to kill me.
My neighbor held me and two others hostage pointing his gun at us, the police came to the house, probably over 15 police vehicles and one negotiator finally talked him into letting his hostages go.
It happened on New Years day. It was snowing badly. He let us leave one at a time, the first two of his hostages were white, they got out of the house and got blankets because it was cold outside. I was the last hostage he let out, as soon as I stepped out, almost 7 police officers pounced on me, threw me in the snow, holding me like they just did this man and eventually put me in handcuffs. I was telling them I didn't do anything, that I was just a victim. They didn't listen to me, I thought they were going to kill me. It was freaking cold, I only had on a pair of boxers and a t-shirt before my neighbor came to knock on my door pointing a gun at me. Yet these many policemen pounced on me in cold snow, holding my head with their collective weights on me and screaming "Stop resisting". I was screaming I wasn't resisting, I was already in handcuffs, how could I possibly be resisting? I just didn't want to die of suffocation.

Eventually they bundled me into one of their cars and started asking me about my relationship with the gun man. I told them he's my neighbor, he lived in the flat below and I stayed in the floor above. He just came knocking on my door, when I opened it he pointed his shotgun at me and walked me to his flat. That was when I saw two other people there crying. I knew nothing about what made him do that because we had lived together for over 2 years without any problems.

They double checked my story with the other two hostages and confirmed my legal status in the US. They then apologized took me off the cuffs and told me I could go, but I couldn't go to my house because it was a crime scene.

My neighbor ended up getting shot, he didn't die though and got locked up for 8 years for that event.
For me, after they let me go, I had no where to go, my house was taped around because it was a crime scene. I was roaming around streets in boxers, a t-shirt, and bare feet in cold winter. They wouldn't even let me get in my car because they said that was a part of their investigation. I felt so humiliated. Why were the other hostages given blankets and I was made to walk around like a mad man?

So, sometimes it's not people's faults, the police just make it seem like you're resisting for their own planned accolades. In my case, I never did anything wrong but I was treated like an animal.

Exactly my thoughts. He doesn't look like someone who could handle a cutlass sef how much more bazooka or RPGs

denko:
This guy was never a creek boy he catched in like other beneficiaries. The real militant were afraid to get themselves known.

In Phyno's voice Iranu Abasha

stressedout:
Am going out today so i stop a taxi. There was a lady inside so i entered. On the way going we picked someone else and i am now in the middle of them.

So in holdup the lady by the window buys buscuit and collects her change. As the car starts moving the money falls on my groin area and she quickly reach for it and handle my blokos in the process. Sensing danger i immediately get on alert and place my hand on her groin area immediately and look her in the eye to counter the effect. I now check and my blokos is intact. I quickly dropped and flag another taxi.

how i know she is evil is when i handle her groin she look guilty and did not protest. people have to careful as evil happening in this country is much. if i did not have knowledge to counter this now, i will be in deep mess.

Confused people! I thought National sovereign conference was what they wanted now it is restructuring isssorite

Emperor Kanu ...people should wait ..when he deposes the chiefs before they know say hin don mara isssssokay

That's how they bring ill-luck upon themselves. They think its everyone on their SM that are happy with their progress? SMH ...because Hollywood celebrities post theirs on SM, then its the norm for everyone .....they forget we're Africans eh.

botad:
Most times I do wonder why the so called celebrities are fond of advertising every steps and stages of their lives on social media.

You are pregnant, thank God we are happy for you but why telling the whole world on social media?

My prayer is that it shall be well with mother and the babies.

Funny how Buhari is yet to reshuffle his cabinet of idlers such as this one

The best payment in kind a mother would offer for her child to pass JAMB is to ensure that they study hard and go off social media during the preparations..... Buh na me just de tok my own

I doubt but if it happens to be true, then very possible she was charmed I can't imagine how she was able to live in Ghana without using her passport either at the border or at the Airport. Even diplomats handle their own passport themselves.

sleeveless:
It may be true that she is not aware of what d husband is into , remember that a man that could deceive d whole of d Nigeria Police for years would fine it very easy to deceive a woman

Gerrrrahiaaa!

Nor mind am! She was bearing a wrong name in Ghana but never asked the husband why

midehi2:
this man is a perfect wrong being



but women sha. and she was denying everything

Badt guy ....always reading the 'good book' in order to 'perpetrate bad

Neither for me I won't go poking things in my eyes all in the name of wearing contact lenses or let them 'flash' my eyeballz with laser

Exactly my thoughts too. Obasanjo and others voiced out against Shariah implementation back then in the northern part of the country, did it solve any thing? No!

Truth is that the people are so frustrated now and they listen to anything people tell them that is against the government of the day.

If only that young lazy boy thinking of going to Lagos to sell roasted cashew nuts in traffic realizes that his own people are the architect of his predicament and face them, he would continue to live in the illusion that creating a new country would benefit him.

When we agitate that my tribe is not a minister or that, those you elected, what have they done for you to better your life? Nothing instead they flaunt their children school in abroad in our face but we still cry and beg for them to be appointed SMH

chuksanambra:
I remember when the Obi of Onitsha spoke cautioning Igbos about Biafra, some Igbos here on Nairaland insulted the Obi and called him names.

Now, Doyin wants Segun and Ibrahim to talk about Biafra after the ipods have insulted the Obi of Onitsha.

If they won't listen to their elders, what makes you think they'll listen to others?

Ok

Attention seeker. So disjointed a story

I use ARM though and no issues whatsoever except that they delay in executing a buy request sometimes.

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I v requested for an account opening already.
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I hope he has not locked down IPOB's progress shaaaa abeg oooooooo ....Nar joke ar de!

How were you able to place sale order for a stock on two different brokers platform? Please teach me abeg

ukay2:
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Thank you morgan capital group.....Investment -one....una dooooooh

E yaaaa ...looks like some of those mallams ...prolly why he did not want to eat or drink #RamadanFast ...buh the people will think it was urine ....wetin consan me joooooor!

stephanie11:
A roadside vendor was caught using his Urine to wash cucumbers he sold to unsuspecting members of the public. This shocking incident occurred in Owerri, Imo state, recently.

PoliticsNGR learnt that the vendor was seen urinating in a bottle and using it to wash cucumbers he displayed for sale on his wheelbarrow. He was accosted by some eagle-eyed individuals and in minutes a mob had formed.

According to an eyewitness, Barrister Onwukaike Paschal, the mob threw away his cucumbers and forced him to eat them and drink the contents of the bottle. It reportedly took 20 minutes for him to comply.Below are photos from the scene;

http://politicsngr.com/2017/06/22/vendor-caught-using-urine-wash-cucumber-photos/