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Make she avoid the following places

1. The Place and other cozy joints
2. Shoprite etc ...patronize the real markets in Lagos
3. Go with BRT or LagBus
4. Avoid long distance phone calls use Viber
5. Avoid BlackBerry z10, Q10 etc look for better quality but cheap Android phones
6. Avoid 'big boys' popping things.

As long as you don't sign out, the system sees you as being online for the period you did not sign out of NL. Booo ...you try o! One month

Correct! When she de shake her 'Ukwu' who send you to look? No worry at this rate you will spend all your parent's money sent to you, borrow more and if possible ....sell your stuff and other people's! #mumu

Car Tint Permit? Naija!!!!! Are you a learner?

Idiots wasting our resources. Na God go punish dem all. They shall know no peace!

This na indoor parade ground o!

Hmmm where do you work that you the chance to cook moi-moi? You probably did not whisk and beat the raw egg mixture into the ground beans making the mixture loose and lacking cohesion.

Next time pour in some hot water in the ground beans, mix thoroughly to give a lightly thick but consistent mixture before whisking and beating the raw eggs in. Invite me to taste the next one

So sorry about your ordeal. Please read through these links www.mayoclinic.com/health/stevens-johnson-syndrome/DS00940 and www.webmd.com/allergies/stevens-johnson-syndrome-11013 or www.mayoclinic.com/health/stevens-johnson-syndrome/DS00940/DSECTION=treatments-and-drugs

Please do let us know if they help out. Speed recover dear.

@OP Nice one ....Laptop number pls? We need ro know how many power gen sets were installed there. I think a more stable electricity would impact more people than these.

Idiot mumu man. Make e go start the revolution for House of Rep na. Suspend Faruk et al involved in corruption then we will know he is serious about the bull crap he is talking about. Looking for cheap popularity like El Rufai. Mtscheeeeew

I hope he doesn't get sacked alone when he (Keshi) fails

Abeg make dem go strike joor. Na lecture dem de lecture before? No so so pracking we de hear about dem members? Has any of their graduated students fared better? Everytime failed promise, failed promise ...haba! Come to think of it sef ...no bi dem lecture our politicians wey de steal now? When you don't impart knowledge in people or are harsh to your students they forget you tomorrow.

Happy Strike o! When una taya call us back to class ya. Ewu ASUU

Sponsored by the World Health Organization and World Bank? Are you a learner? Haba!!! This is not even on the organization's website bro

Google is the best answer!

Nice one Don Jazzy ...I wonder who made her amu igbo

Mopols stand ...20 20 naira policeman cone stand too mtscheeeeew

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Airtime or recharge card real value is usually less than the face value due to discounts and other hidden taxes you cannot see unlike mobile money which gives you exact value.

In essence, a 200 naira recharge card is just worth 200 naira for calls, MTN cannot convert that to physical cash or mobile money value becos they gave the 200 naira recharge card out to vendors less than the face value, converting it to cash to you would result in a loss to them.

Lessons Learned: Not all who follow you or you follow on Social Networks are your true friend. Lastly, not all you read on the Social Networks are true or can be substantiated!

I guess one good turn deserves another. When celebs de harass us with their wealth flaunting it, we nor talk now wey we de harass dem to spend de wealth, dem de complain mtscheeeeew!

Sad that with this weed thing, the mods still prefer to have her story on front page ...she de pay una to advertise her madness? Una forget say NL nor get age restrictions ...is this wat we intend our young ones to behold and take after? Una try ya

Choi ...just to buy biscuit or can coke Hahaha

I wonder when bloggers would stop this crap! 2Face is not loud mouthed to be broadcasting everything he does in public. He's too humble for that. I can assure you that he must have donated and if he hasn't surely he will that is if he doesn't go on to foot the bill.

For God's sake lets stop pressuring these guys. Please!

Why waste precious time and energy over things you can make no use of? The builders can they fly the plane assuming it goes off the ground? Do they even know what it takes to fly a plane? We ought to start encouraging them else we would start having more of these contraptions crashing on our heads ....me I don talk my own oo

Mumu ....shoot if you want to shoot and don't talk! As for knowing the baby ...let the future take care of itself goodluck.

Despite having their unifying icon (Nelson Mandela) being in a critical condition for over two weeks now, there has been no call to 'urgently' fly him abroad for 'expert' treatment. If it were in Naija right from when it was diagnosed that he had TB, flying abroad would have been like commuting to office every morning.

Like our Minister for Power said ...the power issue in Nigeria is caused by demons, I wonder what is the cause of the unending corruption and lackadaisical attitude to our welfare I this country.

Thank God for a new week ...watching with keen interest how Nigerian Officials would react to the new £3k surcharge for Nigerians travelling to the UK.

The result of bad governance and corruption over the years!

Wishing Madiba speedy recovery.

Unfortunately I can't unfollow people I never followed before! Mtscheeeeeew!

He miss road come Nigeria. E forget say na Senegal hin boss send am to #obamatriptoafrica

You de look for omonkinobo?

Them do you from village? No work you wan marry yet you got an appointment you refuse to go resume or you think say you be Patience Goodluck wey be Permanent Secretary in absentia? Na wao ...u better sooji o!