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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BlackHummer(m): 7:09am On Oct 07, 2019
Rahl444:
....Why not go to Sambisa and it print ? Na only Kaduna?

You said you will throw your bomb and you did it. That was bad.Stop playing with people's emotions.

I really wonder how shameless some people are.
I am not playing with people's emotions. What do I stand to gain from doing so? The info issued is legit. You can take it to the bank.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BlackHummer(m): 12:09am On Oct 07, 2019
I just got a message from my source some 30mins ago or 1hr thereabout that the recruitment list has been approved by FCC and the APL of successful candidates is on its way to Kaduna for printing.

Fasten your seatbelt for impact. APL to be dropped latest 12th october.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BlackHummer(m): 6:15pm On Oct 06, 2019
Shey everybody don dey get source...
My own souce loading...58%
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Girlfriend by BlackHummer(m): 2:09pm On Oct 01, 2019
OP you did not mention complexion in your requirements
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Girlfriend by BlackHummer(m): 2:08pm On Oct 01, 2019
faithfull18:
grin grin The cut-off is too high.
Hahahaha.
Abi oooo. OP go wait tire
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Girlfriend by BlackHummer(m): 1:04pm On Oct 01, 2019
faithfull18:
Lol, chai.
You can apply if you meet his cut off cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Girlfriend by BlackHummer(m): 1:03pm On Oct 01, 2019
NuissancePolice:
Alot of you might think I am joking but I am serious.

Qualities:

1. Must be sexually appealing
2. Height 5.5' to 5.8' anything above might make her look like my mom cuz I am only 5.68' tall.
3. A graduate with a minimum CGPA of 4.0 for commercial courses and social sciences, 3.5 for science and engineering or...an undergraduate with a minimum CGPA of 4.2. I don't date ONDs and HNDs except you have a distinction or possess at least one (1) A (and/or 3 Bs) in your WAEC/NECO and the A must not be in Agriculture, Yoruba or any locally developed languages.
4. In addition to (3) above, she should have a good spread of knowledge to engage in intellectual conversations. Knowledge of any two of the following will be an added advantage: financial systems, economic systems, media, research, business law, management consulting, sports, novel scientific methodologies, programming, financial accounting, theology and other related areas.
5. You must not be a gullible church girl.
6. Must be passionate about something.
7. No tying of wrappers and lace materials. You must have a good fashion sense. Be ready to look sharp in trousers even in native attires.
8. Must be within ages 22 to 29. I don't do prematures and dinosaurs.
9. Must be knowledgeable in ubunja's miseducations.
10. Must be a genuine feminist, not those ones with double standards.


Send a PM if interested and you meet atleat 90% of the above

Cc lalasticlala
farano
rocktation

Frontpage pls
Lol. May are mad but just few are roaming on the streets.
SportsRe: Jean-Pierre Adams: Footballer In Coma For 37 Years by BlackHummer(m): 8:13am On Sep 30, 2019
sinaj:
Just wondering if he will get old or remain young since he is uconscious huh
This is actually a very dumb thing to say.

Chai!!! shocked
SportsRe: Barcelona President Josep Bartomeu Sends Congratulations To Messi by BlackHummer(m): 8:00am On Sep 24, 2019
otiwisdom:
Why are messi fans so not mature.
I didn't say Messi should not win it but it seems that the media hates Ronaldo and Messi fans will not even read the news and they will start insulting Ronaldo.
Ronaldo only said a motivational post on instagram which a normal person would say but as usual the little kids on nairaland started insulting him.
How is Ronaldo even jealous,if you really look at Messi and Ronaldo closely you would see that Messi is the only one hypes too much between the two.
When Messi insulted combol because of ordinary red card,nobody insulted him but if it was Ronaldo you would see some nairaland members making ftc just to insult Ronaldo e.g mjbolt, come on,thats just childish behavior .

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BlackHummer(m): 12:16am On Sep 22, 2019
newbalancejobs:
2019 KPMG Graduate trainee programme | APPLY NOW!
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2019 KPMG Graduate trainee programme recruitment is ongoing is currently. Applicants can now send in their application through the KPMG career link below that is after you have gone through requirements.
Job Title: Graduate Trainee Programme 2019/2020
Ref Id: 100702BR
Company: KPMG
Location: Lagos
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METHOD OF APPLICATION
CLICK HERE TO APPLY
Danxplore, it's like you once worked with KPMG. Come and give us tips abeg while we await NNPC. Any KPMG theory? grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dangote Refinery Test Invitation by BlackHummer(m): 1:45am On Sep 18, 2019
ExposeThem101:
The whole process has lost its integrity. Now you need to know an insider to be shortlisted. Believe it or not, this is what is happening presently. I know some guys that have very excellent academic qualifications and did very well at the interview that are still waiting as we speak. Anyway, I wish the refinery project team all the best if that's what they want. I just feel for Dangote who doesn't know what's really happening. grin grin grin
Dangote knows what is happening it is just that he does not know how bad it is. So many coded nepotistic stunts and unprofessionlism in the company from asking us to state our tribes under the guise of federal character but a subtle instrument to choose the region they like, to shoving opening of first bank account and PSA account on us.

I have a friend who just came back from a univeristy in UK early this year (Msc Chemical Engr.) and the dude has already gotten an invite for medicals (Refinery, GT). He did not write the test. Infact, I know about 2 or 3 people from my university who didn't do test but have gone for training. Two of the guys i know are as dumb as rock (sorry but I just have to say it as it is) and they did not do the test. One is in refinery, the other is in the fertilizer plant. A third dude is very smart, he made a distinction in his Msc but they frustrated this guy's life for more than 14 months before he was called for medicals.

Honestly, between me and God, if you have another offer, go for it and forget dangote. This same nepotism has eaten deep into the company and will haunt you as you attempt to progress in the company. The company is like a typical nigerian community. Yea, there is a mix of merit based guys but the number of back door people are very much . Trust me. They only consider the common man when they cannot get one of their own to fill an imminent void or if he is just too outstanding....but even at that ...well...

Luckily for me, i just got admission for msc in UK and I will be dumping the process now even though I made it to the last stage. I honestly wish you all well.

Dangote group has zero integrity.
RomanceRe: How Many Times is sex needed by BlackHummer(m): 7:39pm On Sep 12, 2019
serosa:
Okay.
Think me and my husband must Do timetable cause I cant be having sex Everyday.
When I know my work consume time.
Time table for sex is the most unromantic thing a couple could ever do. Eww.
EducationRe: Help Needed: What Is Entropy In Chemistry? by BlackHummer(op): 7:59am On Sep 10, 2019
projecttopics2:
This is serious
I don't get you
EducationRe: Help Needed: What Is Entropy In Chemistry? by BlackHummer(op): 5:42am On Sep 09, 2019
[quote austhor=DanXplore post=82051751]Entropy is a mathematical way of visualising the spontaneity of a process. Generally, a process is spontaneous in the direction of "increasing entropy"...i.e, low entropy state tends towards one with higher entropy state.

To understand it, let's use a processe where physical changes occur to avoid complications. Consider the melting of ice for instance. When ice is exposed to atmospheric conditions, it melts. Common knowledge. The reverse is however not true (i.e liquid water to ice under same conditions) therefore it could be said that melting under atmospheric conditions is spontaneous because ice with lower entropy tended towards liquid water with a higher entropy. Detailed explanation will require the use use of clausius and boltmann's mathematical correlations which i am trying so hard to avoid but if u want to understand or explain how change in entropy determines spontaneity, then the water-ice example is your surest bet.

See entropy as "disorderness". It is easier to scatter a room than to arrange it. It requires less energy(mental effort) to scatter stuff than to arrange therefore we are often inclined to "increase" the entropy of our room... we could say scattering of room is spontaneous (since it takes little or no effort to do so). When u scatter the items in your appartment, it becomes a combinatorial problem since there is an increase in the number of ways to arrange it back...i.e increase in the probability of "fixing". This increase in probability translates to increase in entropy.

If you understand this then you should easily understand the various expressions for entropy as given in thermodynamics textbooks.[/quote]Wow! Like wow! You can teach. Thanks.

You should consider lecturing. Are you science or engineering?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Physics And Chemistry Teacher by BlackHummer(m): 11:05pm On Sep 07, 2019
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Physics And Chemistry Teacher by BlackHummer(m): 11:04pm On Sep 07, 2019
EducationHelp Needed: What Is Entropy In Chemistry? by BlackHummer(op): 10:28pm On Sep 07, 2019
I know that entropy means disorderliness but I just don't understand it in real life and am sure so many science students don't, the way they don't understand why in chemistry we have to convert to moles when calculating mass or volume of substances from a given reqction. I want to understand its real physical meaning so i can explain to a secondary school student. I do not want some memorised equations or explanations pls. I want to understand it....google is not really helping me. How is entropy used in thermo cycles. I am a 300Level chemistry student and honestly, even my lecturers don't really understand oe know it. They just keep refering me to text book definations.

Please tag monikers that you know are science based
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Was Asked To Pay N300k Plus "Spreading Legs" For UNICAL Job Offer - Lady Says by BlackHummer(m):
Firstorderwizard:
300k +spreading legs=600k
To get p**sy now na big advantage oo
My dick is my biggest liability and no 1 problem wey I get.
Abeg is it possible to get artificial p**syhuh
Ever heard of fleshlight? grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BlackHummer(m): 4:00am On Sep 06, 2019
NigelCundy:
Oga @BlackHummer how you doing bro? Long time. Trust you're doing excellent.
Yea. Just don't know which theory to follow since I didnt drop my account number for payment.
CrimeRe: A Soldier 'Thunder' Is After My Life!!! by BlackHummer(m): 6:54pm On Sep 02, 2019
[quote author=jamesharryson post=81845134][/quote]Upload it on the front page. Edit your 1st post and tag
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BlackHummer(m): 1:04pm On Sep 02, 2019
Hayfeez:
It's a week to Sept 9. One of the consistent ghost followers (guest) on the thread finally logging in to make a post. Before someone will see me with APL when we meet at the towers and be thinking na backdoor I follow enter.

Good morning local and global men and women. Have a wonderful week ✌️✌️
Bros, door na door. Whether front, back or side.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BlackHummer(m): 9:47am On Aug 30, 2019
It's like Danxplore is a strong catalyst oh. When ever he enters mosgon's case, the thread explodes. grin grin grin

Dan, I take Jesus, Allah, Budha etc beg you, free this guy. It is making this thread unnecessarily long.
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Wins 2019 UEFA Champions League Forward Of The Year Award by BlackHummer(m): 6:39pm On Aug 29, 2019
Congrats
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo's Girlfriend Georgina Rodriguez Reveals How She Seduces Him by BlackHummer(m): 4:53pm On Aug 27, 2019
Davash222:
Fine and sexy wife. She still wears sexy lingeries to bed but you that is fat and ugly with big stomach would still tie dirty and fish smelling wrapper to bed and expect your husband to be happy with youhuh Be deceiving yourself.
You are the meanest dude on earth. Haba! grin grin angry
SportsRe: Leo Messi's Son, Mateo, Celebrates Real Betis Goal Vs Barca, Suarez Reacts by BlackHummer(m):
Just click a like if you think Barcelona will be an unstoppable force with Griezmann(LWF), Suarez(CF) and Messi(RWF)
PoliticsRe: Moment Dangote's 13 Billion Dollars Refinery's Steam Generator Landed by BlackHummer(m): 2:05am On Aug 24, 2019
Sunnystooth:
Sent you a pm though... But I wanted to ask if you've heard from those Dangote guys...
Hey man, have you heard from them? I am also in the recruitment process. May I send a pm?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dangote Refinery Test Invitation by BlackHummer(m): 4:33pm On Aug 23, 2019
How comes that no one on this thread has been called for medicals. If you have, could you please indicate? Just want to know when you did your psycho.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BlackHummer(m): 6:58pm On Aug 20, 2019
All those people paid 3k, na bicycle una use go for interview? cheesy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BlackHummer(m): 3:55pm On Aug 18, 2019
FreshShavedBalls:
It may seem so Bro but NNPC or not, me and you we go still buy car.
Hahaha. Nice one cheesy

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