₦airaland Forum

My day has been wonderful. Not for what I've done, but what I'm about to do. Tonight is the night and she just called to confirm her reservation for the night at my crib. I hope she lives up to the hype.

Ignorance of their rights as citizens. Until common folks on the streets and villages become emboldened to demand accountability from government officials, Nigeria will continue to grope in the dark. Most Nigerians that find themselves in position of authority, including me, will be most inclined to misappropriate public funds, because (a) You can do it and get away with it and (b) if you don't do it, you'll be ostracized by your family and constituency, ie if you can survive shutting them out of pilfering government coffers.
Fellow Nigerians, it will take a combination of leaders that are ready to sacrifice everything, including their life, and sensitizing the population about their role in government.

Raymand:
:oHOLY SWEET MOTHER OF LUCIFER!! 7 PAGES FOR AN INSIGNIFICANT PERSON'S EYES?! THIS THREAD SHUDA DIED AGES AGO MAANNNNNNN!

Nairaland maybe losing steam.

Not very good so far. I woke up late and got to work late. Thank God I don't punch in or sign a time card. But my mood has been screwed up. Meanwhile, a friend of mine left me a remittance instruction to use Western Union, rather than Moneygram to send him money, because according to him, it's been a while I "shake body for him last".
I think I'll just go to the bar around the corner and ingest some ethanol into my bloodstream. That should change my mood and help me salvage the rest of my day.

lafile:
u still havent explained what you mean by flirt. Flirt has different meanings especially in the Nigerian context. Do u mean he sleeps around?

The details may be too graphic for him. You don't want him to jeopardize his own chance of going to paradise trying to explain his friend's flirtatious acts.

angelz:
Its a crazy world, shit apens evriwer. Dia no state l can't marry frm xcept my tribe. Dnt av a problm wit my tribe cus l love it most, jus wnt that 4 a chang. Its good 2 b somwer diff.

Can you be a little more legible, so older folks like us can understand what the hell you're talking about.

Not Dwarfs or Midgets, but "Little Person " or "Short-Statured". Show some respect.

I won't mind a repeat offender. I'm not gonna press charges.

There is nothing wrong with dating or marrying an AA man if you can connect with one that is focused to succeed in life. AA men do not engage in more bad acts than other races. A lot of them don't just give a damn about their actions and end up ruining their chances of succeeding in their hustle.

I have a problem marrying outside my village, because I don't want to travel more than 1km to do the wine-carrying and visit my in-laws. You see, you can always create a problem that will validate restricting yourself to a particular area. It worked for me.

I'll prefer to be cremated and my ash scattered. I detest the sight of valuable real estate converted into useless cemetery, especially for the dead who don't give a f*ck wether they're buried in a mausoleum or left on the street to rot.

Akolawole:
In Nigeria, if somebody sneezes it is OBJ.
OBJ never impose Ayo Fayose as the governor, please stop spreading the rumour.

If you sincerely do not know that in unitary Nigeria, nobody stays or goes without sanction from Aso Rock, then I'll pardon your ignorance.

alafav:
are you sure of what you are saying about alaran's death?

Maybe it's just an act. Let's wait for the next episode and confirm.

If you don't leave him alone, his ex's ghost will hunt you down. Beware!! I warned you.

I will have preferred a more African touch than this Arabic garb. We Africans have long been brainwashed by Christian and Islamic influences in our lives, but lets try to hold on to our indigenous culture, if we still have any left.

Don't smack anyone or you end up in jail. Try alternative lifestyles. Same sex or toys. The choice is yours.

Ladies, Calabarman is an excellent cook, and he'll throw in his "service" as a desert.

You can't eliminate corrupt practices in a dynamic society. That's why enforcement mechanisms are put in place eg. EFCC. Unfortunately, they're busy running around as Obasanjo's political thugs. Until majority of Nigerians become sensitized to demand the rule of law, we shall continue to grope in the dark.

Is this the best they can come up with all the diamond and only 1.7 million population.

He is the son of a half-Jewish white mother and a father from Grenada. Grenada is a Caribbean island. And like most Caribbean islands, they have a black population from back in the days of slavery.

I googled him. He is some Naija actor/TV personality. http://nm.onlinenigeria.com/templates/?a=7250&z=3

Who Help us out with some more info.

If the kitchen cabinet in Aso Rock wants him gone, he's gone. Bribe or no bribe. That's the sad reality in Naija. We know who pulls the strings.

You no fit click the link go look am yourself?

You'll appreciate where most Naija is coming from if you grew up in Naija and your family has no access to government funds or into some shady business. The standard of living in developed countries allow you to make certain choices and withstand the social pressure.

whirlwind:
I was wondering why my favourite naija site has said nothing about this big bash.

Seun should at least source for some info for Nairalanders.

http://www.cafonline.com/news.php?id=952

I voted for Kanu.

Naija politics 101 will tell any smart person that Mr. Nnamani has glaring questions to answer on how he turned Enugu state into a private venture (Ebano INC). Despite obvious and overwhelming support of Aso Rock and his well crafted p.r moves, to confuse the uninformed, Nnamani is constantly in the forefront of EFCC investigations. That speaks volume of his sopposed "successes" in the state.
Those who continue to blow his horn should realize that the time to clean house is here and we will demand full accountability.

How did he beat the rap?

Status and class affinity usually neutralize any pressure that race/ethnicity may bring to a relationship. Love alone, often cannot withstand this pressure, especially in Naija.

Cash money! You don't have to say a word and they'll flock like bees.
If you're financially challenged, then you'll need supreme confidence in yourself, even if in reality you're bleeped up. With confidence, you can get a lot of girls by being yourself or projecting a fake image. Choose the method you can deliver with the most confidence.