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bigv:
This is confusing...'Most beautiful Queen', 'Most beautiful girl', 'most beautiful lady'

Can someone please stop toying with us.

That's cos their market dey sell. Beauty, music, comedy, acting are the "talents" that are hot cake in Nigeria, that would be used to repair the misery black man is in. If you win one quiz competition, maybe you get a laptop or box television and sorry, no "record deal". Jungle of jokers!

PS: WWTBAM is a lottery and an entertainment show but even then, what you win is heavily dependent on Frank's huge ego and it ends there. Again NO "RECORD DEAL"

Befitting:
Hey Nairalanders, your advice and kind words might help me to get through with this challenge I'm having.
I graduated from the university early this year, immediately after my graduation my alma mata embarked on a 5months strike. As a result of this, I moved to lagos to enroll in a fashion and design academy, with the hope that immediately after the strike, we'll get our result and go for NYSC. The going was good until I received my result with a spill. I had just a course to rewrite, I thought the school will wave it since it was just one course so I decided to work it out but that didn't work. This resulted with me been left out when some of my mates are already in camp now. The feeling is devastating.
Now, I'm back home to rewrite the course. My father is really angry with, he said I've brought shame upon him and myself and he'll never forgive me. According to him, he has never failed in his life so why would I? He's making it look as if he sent me to school and I just played with his money. I feel like a failure and disappointment. I don't know what to do...feel like running away cos this man is terrible!!

Good example of my affirmation that age or marriage has nothing to do with maturity. Ya papa na small boy and I think he might have very tame wife and children or else, let him prepare for devastation when real-life issues come up, not this JOKE. I feel like crying about my life when I read that some people call what you describe a problem. Good luck with your life but keep hoping life does not show itself to you or ya papa

Nobody talked about account type when they asked people to get a BVN

The responses to this post shows once more how far Nigeria is from any hope of redemption. The most troubled societies in the world are the ones who are big on religion; the most stable, progressive and happy nations in the world are the secular societies who are not big on religion. YET we don't get it. Why? Because we're blind; we can't see beyond our noses; we don't read about the world

cornoil:
Ok. All these occultist guys ruling Nigeria

There are no worse occultic guys than those who believe in religion. I wish this guy could sustain it and others to join us to rid this country of the poison of religion in public life. Sleep in your church and mosque if you like. HYPOCRITES!

Oh Nigerians. SUE PHCN, don't beg them. The judiciary has become tool to overturn election results and hide stolen funds instead of serving the people.
But this girl was coming from church na, why didn't "God" spare her and let an atheist suffer that?

Chei. See the mind of people we call graduates today. Nigeria don enter "one chance". Pls abeg go find moni give babalawo o. He will give you job, you hear!

undercurrent:
The man is still pained Sanusi & Kwankwaso outsmarted him.

2x FTC today!
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Societe Generale Bank.

Seun pls do the needful.

Do you actually mean they pay people to comment first? I've been seeing this FTC happiness for a while

macof:
Another fool. Go tell this to the queen of England, king of Spain, king of Denmark etc

Aha. Someone has already abused me with the exact same words. Lol. Mice don't know they're mice. I don't know if black man can ever be conscious of his folly and correct his ways

As long as it's a dog foreign to Nigeria, Nigerians are proud of owning dogs. They gush with relish how theirs is a cross between this and that. Some of those dogs are ugly, vicious, but as long as they're not indigenous, owners have pride while they term the local ones with the pejorative term "bingo". Many of your Bingo look horrible because of your confirmation bias: they're left unkempt and haggard and that in turn make you hate them even more. Have you ever seen a well-taken-care-of local dog? I've seen and my most-beloved former dog was local: intelligent, with a personality that can be interacted with. He was easy to buy and easy to let out to play outside being a "bingo". He once came back home with lots of friends I was amazed. I miss that dog and I'm sorry for Nigerian emptiness

TechRez:
I find it rather "heart-breaking" that you have to attach every article to monetary parameters. How did our society degenerate to this level?

Let me re-echo it again, that we do not have any sympathy for any mobile brand, neither do we write based on assumptions or emotions, but purely on facts.

It's really unfair to ask me how much Tecno paid me to put up this article because we are not for sale. We take the stuff we do on the blog seriously. Your time and your money are on the line when you’re deciding if you should purchase a tablet, smartphone, a PC peripheral, speakers, games or apps based on our judgement and we can't trade our reputation for a million dollars. Please take a seat!

Take heart, Nigeria is rigged to remain backward and the people are the problem. Take all Nigerians out to Finland and take all Finnish people to Nigeria and give it 30 years; Nigerians in very-developed Finland would have wrecked and collapsed that country to a failed state and the Finnish people here would have turned this place into one of the normal developed nations as we have in Western Europe. Example: South Africa

Oyind17:
Lol, I be Lady o

one guy definitely complained about this. Abeg refer him to it

HaneefahRN:
I cldn't finish reading all the epistle, but the little I read clearly shows the rambling of an immature although aged slutty woman. She no get shame if she truly said all these. Talking abt sleeping around like it's nothing and Fela isn't a role model
She shld take it to the bank for money or na award she dey wait for?

Since ppl get such response as these when they tell the truth about something that has already happened, is it so far-fetched that most people in Nigeria tell lies so as to "conform"? This is why we're still having problems today trying to piece together things that happened in the past. For me I'm so happy about this interview as it has helped me understand what happened during that "war" on Kalakuta Republic. I don't know your age but we've been hoping for this insight for decades. They said Obasanjo and Danjuma just sent troops to destroy the place to teach Fela a lesson. The case even came up at the Oputa Panel. Did you know any of these? Nigerians are so judgemental when their world is so tiny. READ FOREIGN FORUMS AND YOU WILL OPEN YOUR MOUTH DOWN

Oyind17:
Boy! she said I'm good most times but my problem is she's just lay on the bed while I be running like power horse and shell be asking for more. what would u advise me to do? I'm getting thin everyday

You're making a mistake and nobody to tell me but I give you for free. You're not supposed to make it a gym. Stimulate your partner by other means and she can reach the end without you jamming and jamming all the time. You go die o. Most of us hate it but that's the only way to satisfy them and not kill yourself. As most people hate mouth action too, you may find cellophane to put on top before the mouth action. Titillate the whole body. No kill yourself o because some girls have capacity to collect tire and if na only one man, you go die there

damton:
Genevieve, Linda, Rita Dominic have turned being single into style

Being single is the natural state of human beings. It is being married that is a "style", a social construct of human beings. So NEVER MOCK AN UNMARRIED PERSON cos it is you who doesn't understand

scofieldsimba:
God bless the president of our great country Nigeria...

God bless Nigeria.....

God bless our President
Your country is not great
God save Nigeria from her people
Amen

MrMcJay:
Your post shows the kind of upbringing you have.

Have a nice day.

See this thing o. Go and check: you'll see it is a dumb, clueless society such as Nigeria's that people refer to other people's upbringing all the time. Maybe you should question your mother's upbringing cos I can't be so sure how much older than me she is. Malema is battling Zuma in South Africa. No one has ever complained about his upbringing as the problem. Go and check their ages. But you're too Nigerian to know any of these

francoray:
Why hot water? Why not petrol and light him... He's crazy...

Typical black barbarian. Is there a law in the Nigerian statutes against it? If yes, what is the prescribed sentence. We're not ready for modern life. We insist on being in the jungle

MrMcJay:
It is you and your folks that are backward and eternally disunited. Direct your rantings to the King of Spain, the Queen of England, the Duke of Cambridge and others. Not extending your inferiority complex to the Monarch here.

You are too dumb to be taken seriously by me. Leave Davido and Aki & PawPaw and do some reading on the world, small boy

The fact that the absolute majority of Nigerians, regardless of their so-called education absolutely approve of these agents of Nigerian disunity as their so-called culture preservation is an indicator why we will so long also continue to be a backward people eternally disunited. All monarchs are a personification of our disunity. They cannot thrive in a world where we all reject any tribal schism and promote Nigerian identity. Sadly people are too far from the light to ever understand what I'm saying

warrior01:
Yes! India is backwardly backward and their surname is poverty. Quote me anywhere

India is a developing country that, like China, have made giant progress in the last 30 years. These countries are not in the same league as Nigeria in any way whatsoever: history, economy, military...anything. I keep wondering why Nigeria keeps forgetting her backward mates in Africa and keep comparing self with the top countries in one thing or the other in the world. Maybe because our ego is bigger than an elephant is bigger than other animals

Abeg, what they told me is "parents are always right" "father is always right" "honour you father and your mother so that it will be well with you". MUMU SOCIETY!

I really really would wish the Igbos calling for their own country should get it, really. I only pity those Igbos who know that those people are suicidal because all Igbos will suffer the consequence. The only real problem for Nigeria is that even after they get their own country, they would fight a war with Nigeria when reality starts to dawn on them and they start looking for a scapegoat. There's nothing called Biafra. Biafra was territory seized by a man called Ojukwu from Nigeria simply because they gave him the privilege to be the military governor and it failed because the non-Ibos held hostage by Ojukwu in "Biafra" struggled to be free of him and Ibo lunacy. Nigeria stands to gain a great deal if Ibo leaves. Has anyone ever looked at Nigerian map?

billtommy:
AN OPEN LETTER TO General Buhari, General Obasanjo:

If they want a Biafra Republic, let them separate from the rest of Nigeria. The Igbo youth have started a revolution the Yoruba and Hausa youth have long be scared of facing. It will take such a revolution to CHANGE Nigeria. Jobs, education, quality of life has diminished in Nigeria. As a Social media influencer and community activist, I know that social media will take this into a new direction. We have a freedom of speech and expression in the Nigerian constitution. The world will hear their VOICES. The youth own Nigeria. They have constantly been told by their teachers that they are the future of Nigeria but yet none are in government or gainfully represented. President Jonathan's CONFAB was an example. No youth was represented, only old recycled leaders got the 12 million naira for a short useless job and two even died there. I had the opportunity to leave the country again. They are stuck over there. 3 First Class U.S degrees and no opportunity to work in the meaningful area I wanted. Now the FDA and CDC are using my talents when the Fed Ministry of Health and NAFDAC could do the same. My pension is here in the USA since I graduated at 22yo making $50,000 as a pharmacist to up to $125,000 in Canada 2012 in a 27 year career not adding my Journalism and PR salaries, two degrees I funded with my pharmacist salary. My social security statement says my monthly payment is now $25,000 a month if I were 65yo today. Imagine what I would get in 14yrs. These youth have no jobs nor will they see a pension. If they do, many may lose it to the same kind of thieves who stole the N10B Oyo state pension. The EFCC already destroyed that case with corruption in the civil service not dealt with. We only see the EFCC successfully prosecuting fraudulent youth. Many are stuck in Nigeria and then u complain they are resorting to internet fraud, money rituals or brazen armed robberies as a means of survival. Let us learn from Burkina Faso and Sudan. Northern and Southern Sudan are thriving separately. Even North Korea and South Korea are two totally different countries. This is not the Ojukwu era you President/Generals lived. This is their own era. Let them find their way. Free them. Lets not forget that many Igbos were slaughtered in Northern Nigeria when the #‎BokoHaram‬ insurgency started in 2009. Many perished in church explosions. #‎RIP‬ to their people and families.

To the Biafrans, please say NO to violence.
It is well with you!

#‎MadamKOO‬
Twitter/IG @HNNAfrica

You're too IGNORANT to be responded to. Enjoy America, ok. They fought a Civil War first to remain the now prosperous and powerful country you parasite is leeching on

omenka:
I wish the PDP guys could have a way of recording their convo with these guys, either audio or video or both, and find a way of landing same on Baba's table.

These set of conmen are the ones planning to roll back any progress made under the current admin in the areas of anti-corruption and accountability. Just imagine the nonsense!

All is possible but people don't want to spend money until they're in big soup or when it is too late. The list of security and surveillance devices that exist (and is my business) is breathtaking but some cost a great deal to the common man

NIGERIA, THE GREAT JUNGLE; THE THICK FOREST. Lol. You can't take Nigeria serious if you actually know anything or you'll kill yourself from frustration. Beta police in UK sef are not allowed to carry a gun but here, every animal who is in the police to do business with his uniform is wielding a gun. I once parked in a place a plain-clothed police guy didn't like and as he wanted to accost me (with the long story and standard attempt to squeeze money from me), I tried entering back into my car to run away and the guy removed a pistol from those black cellophane they use to sell petty items to SHOOT AND KILL A WHOLE LIFE. I quickly parked back o. NIGERIA IS A JOKE. IT IS A JUNGLE. Curse be on all those people who gave us "Independence" when oyibo knew it would take centuries to develop us to be human beings

bid4rich:
B a s t a r d!!! I pray your wife do the same to you and see how it feel.

Child, some men organise sexx partners for their wives but you're so trapped in Nigerian smallness to know. It is probably going on in Nigeria sef as I hear some Middle-Belt cultures are liberal. Many Nigerians are so limited in their idea of the whole world. That's why we have Boko Haram

nabiz:
do u know that formal ebonyi state governor, Elechi graduated with first glass and still did not do anything in Ebonyi state. ...a disgrace to first glass students all over d world

My whole point. I've said Jonathan is a product of Nigerian system. These people get doors flung open to them by our Nigerian values, in this case PhDs and paper qualifications. When we get what we deserve, we don't blame ourselves - we blame THEM. See what Jonathan suffered in the hands of Nigerians, many of whom voted for him but won't take responsibility for their choice, leaving someone like me who voted for someone else to start to defend Jonathan. Nigerians don't get it, simple

PunkyVeer:
Maybe try do it in exciting places just to spice things up. The higher the risk of getting caught, the better

Sex to me is a mental thing. Maybe you should try adopt a more enthusiastic approach/mindset to it. Hell, close your eyes & pretend he is Usher if that'll get your rocks off. Use your imagination. I believe people get bored because they want to be bored. With enough creativity in your head, it'll be like banging a new guy every night

It's good you realise the object is to make it seem like "banging a new guy every night". Lemme tell ya sth: monogamy is not natural; it is a social construct, not biological. Indeed it is contrary to nature. Only few people are naturally monogamous - the rest are forced to try by societal norms. Lastly, let me torpedo another myth: sexx and love are not tied together. You don't have to feel affection for someone to "do" them. All you need is sexual attraction and even that, as prostitutes have proved, you can do without. As many men have shown, you can love your wife, be a perfect father, AND STILL DO MANY GIRLS OUTSIDE. These have nothing to do with gender as abroad where they're fee from mental bondage, it applies to women equally

Ray360:
the emboldened is the genesis of the problem, you two had started living together even before getting married, You must have slept with each other zillion times, What's there to excite you again in marriage? when your petals had already been battered, no flavour again to spark excitement

You seem to be the posterchild of the ignorant majority of Nigerians. So if both were virgins on wedding night and are married for 20 years, how would you explain? So in their 50s (or even 40s) if they have this complain you'll tell them they should stop because they've battered the petals for 20 years? I should be paid for my insights cos the vast majority of Nigerians don't know anything about how this life really works

OP, what has the government benefitted from you? You people have been deceived for so long in this country, you have a warped idea what government should mean and the role of the citizens. Let me tell you something: everyone is wrong in this country. Both the government AND THE CITIZENS are wrong and have no idea of their inter-relationship. Who told you there should be government at all? Why did man create government? Of course most Nigerians have religious delusions and can't answer that question because some name called "God" would be used as blanket evidence for everything.
Have you ever heard of John F Kennedy? Why do you think he said: "...ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country".

As I always say, there's a reason why America is great and black society is backward

Congratulations. Now our thieving politicians are sure to have one more talented brain to scuttle the judicial process for them. Morality is not a subject in any school and black man SIMPLY DON'T GET IT! Reminds me of those talented brains that win Koranic recitation prizes by reciting verbatim a massive book.

As I always say, we do not understand how nations make progress. We equate speed with velocity (only my science ppl will understand) and activity with result (as Ben Bruce says)