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The truth is that GEJ did not interfere and Tinubu also did not interfere even if that may be difficult for some folks to accept in their search for conspiracies that explains why their candidate lost. The Adult SW folks voted for the candidate of their choice . They voted for GEJ of their own free will . Simple.

Ndi Yoruba di kwa egwu atu!
Otu ocha!

Iru abuo
Ike abuo
onu abuo

Ofu anya
Ofu nti

Chukwu e kwe ne iho ojor!

Twa!

Ehhhn. . . .
Thank you!

What difference would it have made?
Sometimes I wonder if Nigerians think at all.

Aburi Accord don toin to "Ha-Bu-Ha-Ri" H-Accord ati "Discord"!

Never trust Yoruba peeps!
Saaavzzz him right!
Awon 2-face and 2-nyansh Idibias!

You know see as all the Yoruba peeps "kwayet" for NL and all OVA Naija. . . then you know they have done something behind closed doors waka comot like notin 'appen!

Tufiakwa!

Traitors of the first and last orders!


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Yoruba don play go South-South!
From North-North. . .

Where money go. . .ashawo go!

Where 'oyel' go. . .South West go go!

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Yoruba peeps = JJ Ai-'kwo'-cha! (Hausa version of JJ Okotcha)

For who God has cursed. . . let no man bless.
The will of God for a cursed nation.
Soooooooo desensitized.
Wey beta news abeg!
Chai. . .4 more freaking hours to go. . . and soooooo sleepy.
Next topic please.

The "Jibril" rule applied.
One Man Buhari. . .One Vote Only!

Mu he he he he

Let them sit there and get roasted.
I don't know what Southerner in his or her right mind will live in places like Northern Nigeria.
Just like I do not know what Sharia-worshippers are doing in Southern Nigeria.
I do not pity anyone who falls victim to sectarian violence.

Next time they would mind their territories and their businesses.

I will not even live in that dorty Lagos of a place, not to mention Northern Nigeria.

But if Nigeria divides sha. . . .ammo head North.

if you were in my shoes, would you give the baby the father's last name

Abortion still dey reign these days?
The dude must be a buuuuush man gannnn!!!

If you as a woman gets pregnant without marrying the father of the child. . . the child is yours. That child bears your name.
If you are married then the child belongs to the father. . .HIS NAME will be on the birth certificate.

The 'sperm-donor' according to you does not care.  I would NOT give the baby the mans's last name. If he wants the name changed. . . he would have to get it changed himself in the future.

The child is yours!

The father has a popular Igbo last name -- OKON. I am inclined to give my child my maternal grandfather's first name -- OLATINWO. But for the fact that he doesn't want to be involved, I don't want to pressure him by naming the child 'Okon'. On the other hand, our last names tell us about our ancestors and give us a sense of belonging. And I don't want to rob my child of that privilege.

Is Okon not "Calabar"?
OLATINWO is just as good as OKON.
The hood does not make a monk or a monkey.
You child will find his own destiny as God has planned. . . and nothing to do with our ancestors.

*Gavel Pounds*!

Caaaaaase Dismissed.

This court stands in recess.

Sounds like a marriage to me.


*STUCK IN BOREDOM*

Just do like I would. . .take a break. . . see other people and then come back to see if the spark is still there.

Sometimes, love needs a holiday too. Give your partner ALL the break he or she wants.

If we can manage a spark. . .fine. If not do some more 'moving around'.

Give it 3 chances. . . then 'strike out' for gooooooood!

Life is too short to be carried like a cross. I am not Jesus Christ!

So, what next?
Can he please give us electricity, healthcare, transportation and other BASIC social amenities?

Young generation is even worse.

The curse of the black race.
S-election process is over. People are still bit-ching!
If the North wants to burn down everything in the North what is the rest of Nigeria's business?
Does it stop the Igbo man from continuing his "Okija-Taipan" business?
Does it stop the Yoruba man from attending to his "Babalawo-Christian" duties?
Does it stop the Warri man from selling "Burukutu"?
Does it stop the Bini woman from selling congo meat in Italy?

Naija and noise.
Abeg make we hear word!

Thank God no one will blame my darling "Tikuuuuuuuuuuu" for this kind of statement.
The SSS should pay that Bakare of a Baboon a visit.

Still hating Nigeria on a Nigerian website.
Mu he he he he
What a curse!

Awwwwwwwwww.
What a truimph!

The South-South gets to loot after 50 years!
"Chopper of remnants"!

Who say Warri nor dey carey last. . . after Ndi Igbo for Naija democrazzzy!

What is stopping Nigeria.
Separate now. Wetin dey hold una?
Like the world cares or something?
Sheesh!

Yes O!
I am an anal virgin.
Praise the lord!

Not even my own finger has entered that area. Praise the lord I say again.

Heartbreak is associated with 'foolishness'.
If you have more than one 'congo-shiner' at any given moment. . . .you will never experience heartbreak because ya heart dey for many places.

So my quessshion be? How many pipo wan break am?

Warri nor dey carey lassssss. . . . .Mu he he he he

It usually means I am gonna get a wax job downstairs.
And vice versa. . . without 'washin' it too!

Kiss=point of no return.
Ammo do ya toooooooo!!!!

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Just like when a woman gets the bacon. . . why buy the pig?

Did he expect to 'unseat' and incumbent dictator?
Nigerians like to dream sha-sha!
Please, can all these dry political bru-ha-ha settle, so we can really address Nigerian issues. . .LOOTOCRACY!

Did Buhari really contest?

Same reason men cheat on theirs.
Equal opportunity.
What is good for the goose, is good for the gander.

Nothing wrong with dating your friend's ex.
I would not do it though.
Just too familiar for comfort.
I love novelty.

Besides, I don't like to "chop" other peep's remnants.

If I did not know you guys were dating, that is one matter.
But to be friends with both of ya. . . and be recyling poohsies and deek-ees?
I just cannot have a rise!

The reason I do not like to befriend couples. . .you either keep both as friends or get rid of both.
I would not feel comfortable like you noted. . . "the com[licity" is not worth my aggravation.

I can find others to date.

Of course you can.
Just cheat and resume loving them after you are done.
You need to learn the art of 'multi-tasking'.
You never cheat with someone you love anyway.
So, where is the guilt?
You only need to get 'stuff' ourra your system. . .as in "satisfy and urge".

How many ill-brought up MILs are we gonna witness on NL?
No wonder their children act just like them.
No home-training at all.

No advice to give.
Read other threads with similar issues.

Gbam!
I wish more 'Hot' couples would keep abandoning themselves if they are not ready to stay focused and concentrate on the children. Marriage is not meant for everyone. Haba! Is it by force? Some people are not meant to be married since they bring about untimely deaths to their spouses.
Let them concentrate on the children please and stop killing others.
Loving and being loved in return is for the blessed. . . not the cursed.
Abi ke!

No need to be spreading "Xtian-Divorcee' Cancer all over the world.
Thank God the couple did not get married. Wise peeps!

It is the men that cause all these break-ups and divorces. Will they keep those their 'small-small' pen-cil erasers in their pockets?
Whosai!

Alway looking for 'sharpeners' along the road and spreading diseases to unsuspecting women desperate enough to hang on to their ever-drooling and salivating 'okro-white' abi na 'egg-white'-like secretions from those shrivelled balls dangling constantly in rough-packing motions between their legs.

Don't ask me what God was a-thinking when he created such ugly objects buried in unsightly, vegetative, putrid and muskily-fetid pubic mounds!

Shiiiioooooorrrrrrrrr!!!

So, this is what single/divorced old cargos are missing eh kwah?