₦airaland Forum

Women can be so difficult and needy sha.
How can this be causing problems in a relationship?
Abi the girl nor get papa or brothers when she dey grow up?

He can spend some quality time with the babe. . .for we all need that.
But to give the bobo ultimatum?

Even if her toto na goldmine.
Shiooooooooor!

Make she thank her God say nor be any of my brothers or man wey be like my husband she jam!

Sme-sme girl!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC09KyOtmNg


Hmmmmmm!!!

Oh well. . .wuz still a virgin(front and back) when this song came out.

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If you black women were not such worthless fat motormouthed clods,
you would have yourself a black man.

Most of you look like mercy from eastenders
JEALOUS BYTCHES!
BM
London, UK[/size]

GBAM!

I love that "Topix" of a forum I tellya.
Correct rofo-rofo for dia.

IfeLuvely:
Eh ya, life is tough ooo, @ OP, abeg just keep praying, GOD is a God of possibilities, he will surely come through for you!!!!

@ Blazay, so you mean it So how did you cope, wow that must be a good wife, most ladies nowadays will not even give yu face, "yu no have job and you wan marry me, I don't think so" snm

I would not marry a lady from 'nawadays' myself. . . I married an "Old School-Old Flame". . .before the advent of 'FaceBook' and 'Craig's List' brides and grooms!

Marry Me. . . .Train.
Just The Way You Are. . . . Bruno Mars.

Yes. . . .but not for long.
I shall be on the move for sure. . . .
Poverty, like any disease is contagious, if not quarantined!

I dey lie well well o!
I have soooooo learned from the guys.
When I wanno "do" a dude. . . I play the 'battered' wife syndrome.

I go tell dem say my husband dey beat me. . . 

Just like the guys dey tell me say their wives no dey gree cook for dem and nor dey clean house. . .blah, blah, blah. . .

Fun stuff! I tellya. . .


As for the Nigerian girls matter. . .pretence. . .pretence. . .pretence.

THEY CAN FOOOOOOOORM?

Nigerian gals go do like say dem not wan 'do'. . .with dripping nyansh off/online.
Till you catch them in the 'desperado' mood of the month. . .OPEN SESAME STREET. . . HERE COMES BIG BIRD!!!

Winky-winky-bonk-bonk. . .N'elu beddddioooooooh!


Touch down!

[quote author=Sir-fly link=topic=650637.msg8167492#msg8167492 date=1303254268]
so all the bald men residin in UK queue for you nd thats how you reach that statement.    also are you a

homosexual my friend. [/quote]Homosexual ke?

NEGATIVE!
Just using my hubby's ID to post sometimes. He has another one which I plan to hijack pretty soon too.

My experience and that of many other women around me too!
Even if the 'bald' man had all the money in the world. . . he nor go see my paheint!

[quote author=Sir-fly link=topic=650637.msg8167461#msg8167461 date=1303253972]hehehehe, tell me about it. did u use to date one of them? [/quote]Of course I did. . .some in LONDON.

Just call it punishment for my sins on Earth!

My sistah dated another one in Nigeria. . .it took her 2 hours every night for the damn thing to say 'goodmorrrin'. . .!!!

That is very correct.
Bald men are impotent!
The ones I have met all use Viagra to reach Niagara Falls!

Chei!

Suffer head dee-kies!

I never allow a bald man near me again. From my experiences sha.

And they all have grey bia bai covering their small-small pee-wees like "Father Chrismas" mouth!

It is not your decision really.
Does your fiancee not have 2 balls between his legs?
Is he marrying you or his family members?

I taya o!

When you peeps are phocking. . .are his family members there too?

Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
How sweeeeeet.
How patriotic.

Dazzzzzzzzzz Right!
God bless America. . . my home sweeeeeeet home!
Mwaaaaaaaaah!


Try yaself. . . I gun ya arzzzze daaaaan!!!

You tin say na Naija you dey wey only 'agbero' dey carey gun?

Some of us even have lion and tiger permits kpa kpa. . . break in and experience the rapture of ya life.

One 'pet' snake go just chop your and ya blokos without any blood drop for carpet.

Forging ma report card to reflect Ist instead of last with a 45% total score!

Oh, neva mind.

Look at moi now. . . let us just say my brain could never grow in the Nigerian environment.

Why are we surprised?

If?

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I would have moved back to Nigeria sharp-sharp!

Now?

NEVER!

Anywhere OUTSIDE Africa!

Maximum strenght. . . vannila scented. . . ribbed. . . latex-free. . .ultra thin.

Hopefully, they would kill each other kpata-kpata so Nigeria will have some peace.
Amen.

BabyOkon:
@Blazsay
I didn't grow up in Nigeria so those ethnic differences mean little (ie. Igbo, Calabar, Efik, etc.) to me.

Is that right?
You want to carry 'Calabar' belle to go and give "Igbo" ancestors for Nigeria?
O gal. Straighten your leg o.
E be like say one bend.

Shakara don h-end?
I am sure most of them must have blown up their own pen-ines. . . like prophet moutallab.

This Ibori must be Jesus Christ I swai!
The second coming is hand.

Crucify him!
Crucify him!

Ibori my good man. . . hang in there.
Just do the time, and come out.
Edevbie and co are keeping the rest of the loot for you.

I don't even read most of them.
I just deliver the 'stuff' and keep a-stepping if I feel some 'hotness' for the dude.
All that 'textin' na to chop congo abi?
Fine. . . no need to rigamarole!
Mee sef wan do ke!

Romantic text. . . from a Naija man?
More like ANNOYING. . .especially from those semi-illiterates based in Nigeria. . . contracted to clear your goods.
They leave the job you are paying them for and start texting rubbish and flooding your phones till you cuss 'em out!

Useless things!

I may talk a lot. . .but I usually love my men more expressive than talkative or text-ative. Boring crap!

How can we protest when NL has 90% as the "riggers" offsprings and grand offsprings!
Please, quit deceiving yourselves.
Abi Nairaland nor dey for "Ogun" state again?
Near Ota kpa kpa.

Mu he he he

Nna mheeeeeeeeeeeen. . . Africans wor wor I tellya!
kei!

If na oyinbo peeps na. . .efry whia go dey shain fain-fian!

See as efry badi jussu resemble 'OBJ' for dia.


Hmm!

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Na which kain 'left' h-eye dati Jonathan pickin carry so? People still dey carry dat kain eye for dis world?

E be laik say she get small "Dewwy" half- past four o'clock eye o!

Witi all dati money?

Eeeyah.
Kpele.
If she is rare. . .do not let her go ooooooooooh. 
Me sef nor get job when I marry.
Just "DO IT" like Nike says.
Na dis kain suffer-head marriage dey sweeet pass.
You will both look back and cry and laugh at these days.


Do a small wedding. . . do not start having babies yet o!

I hope your parents can help you out like they helped me.
Better to ask your relatives than "F" for "phocking" strangers on the web.

Goodluck.

Enjoy this witi ya 'Titi lai lai'!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIgBRr0mXs4

Please, reach out to your immediate family first.

Sorry, you are not in love.
You can NEVER find love outside marriage. . . .ONCE you have tasted the spiritual concept of marriage. . .even when you THINK you do not love your spouse.
Just phock her arzzzze and go back to your wife je je.
Simple!

Make sure she is married too o. . . otherwise you don buy casket and burial graand daan witi e-badu belle and e-jolosi!
She go wreck ya home after you use and dump am.
Be ready for the biggest blackmail in your life.

Married peeps should never have affairs with single peeps and vice versa if you want your days to be long on earth.
Nothing but trouble and much ado about nothing.
Just chop and clean both your nyansh and mouth. . . and go back to your spouse I repeat.
That is the way we do it in "modern age".
Divorce is NOT necessary. . .to change/sample new poohsie or deek-y!

Amen!

Round one!
Gba gauannnnn!!!!

Next church please!
Make it a Catholic one.

Buhari again?
Are Nigerians for real?
so people actually vote for Buhari.

This is serious!