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Was once an addict too..board game to virtual to color name it... I was the kind that if i dont have 1000 naira to stake i dont stake..i even had boys that i learned..but wetin i do bro,,SOJUNU..

You go fit do am?..

Keep wallowing in misery...

Hushdog was only caught in the act brethren,Buhari and his cohot are doing more to us than meet the eyes....

Nigerians are better open there EYEs come 2023...

Ogaa do do come update oo..

[quote author=adadike post=90196192]Don't ever compare Trump with that dead brain in Aso rock . Kpachara Anya gi there






lol...check ur profile and i saw ur picture but its was funny i couldnt see your face...i was seeing some other faces looking so yummy!!

no vex oo bro but you"madt"gaan oo..inshort vex all you like...

All dis because of some goddam punany wey you no later fit win laslas..now you turn"ARCHENEMY" to ur own"BLOODS"...

Wat you call ursef Alpha or Beta...
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piece of advice..win ur wife love back and never make her angry again,cos if u boil her anger to the extreme and she curse you...bro you on a looooong tin..


Such a wonderful woman...

Was hoping maybe am gonna see comments like.."HE GOT ME PREGNANT AND NEVER CHECKED UP ON ME,EVEN AFTER BIRTHING HIS CHILD"...but i didnt see any even related..why..

Hi nairalanders..
This world is turning into another thing entirely,and with the way this COVID19 of a thing is treating the world at large we are now living the zombie world...
Now the symptos of this deadly virus is "dry cough,sneezing,having high temp,lost of appetite."just to mention few..

Now here is my suggestion.
We are now moving gradually into the rainy season,and during this rainy season,a lot of people do develop cold wich could lead to having runny nose and eventually lead to sneezing,some do develop cough too...So now when dis things start happening are we gonna tag these kind of people has having "COVID19"...

[quote author=bigt2 post=87800370]Tell her this, memorize it:
See (her name), I understand you're nursing a fear of the unknown about my decency, but I believe Decency is no pride! I believe you deserve a decent man like me but if you so insist that I'm going to be unfaithful because of my cleanliness, You can go and love yourself. Bye.


If you sell yourself cheap, she might see you as a weakling.
Tell her that and let's see if she would be able to look you straight in the eye ever again. Give her a little ignoring time, then flirt with her again.

You need to stand your ground or she perceive you as a weakling.


I have spoken.



Youve got a really large balls..

Olagbara ooo....so na so dis life go tey end nii....
Puff in....

Corona virus alias COVID19..
Its really suprising the world at large is turning into a ZOMBIE world....
Mission2020:Survival.. Mission2021:Get Money..

everyone be calling the deadly virus COVID19....
But to me its just the beginning of the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE...
THE RESIDENT EVIL REDEMPTION TYPE...

[quote author=Fortuna2 post=87385900]you sef cute abii....
NB shoutout to all the cute but broke gals on nairaland...
Continue op..

Op Op.....
Bros you get money ooo... Awa set awon no valentine Geng nko,shay mak depression kee us nii..
Wont be suprised if i see ur next post to be"ALL GALS ARE SLUT AND INGRATE"...
Anytin for the boys bro..

[quote author=Shibaraba post=86181618]A very good thread. I'll add a little bit of spice without shame.
Fellow Men. No be only Preeq dey satisfy. God give us plenty tools Wey fit make them shiver like leaf. If I see say na woman wey no dey quick satisfy I use my lefty hilfinger. If you no fit use left use right. Locate the clitoris and finger it like Carlo Santana fingers his guitar. If you can't string like Carlo do like victor uwaifo. Turn to guitar boy. When she Don shout awalamo tire inset your Preeq. You cum she cums everyone is happy. The next step is for wives only. Maybe fiancees. That's the snail licking. Use that tongue brother. Sweetest part about the tongue just small effort anty go Don dey scream my name. . .shibaraba...
If you do all these ones and she no scream go return her bride price the next morning. If na fiance or girlfriend leave her. She has been sent to kill you

Word of advice fingering and licking na for neat and decent ladies. You fit manage finger Olosho but no forget to wash your hand with acid and bleach. If you lick Olosho Rip in advance.

Lastly towtow matter na brain brain. Do your best and leave the rest.
I rise



i like you...
You loyal...
You a brainiac...
Assuming i happens to be a gal i would hav loved to Bleep the sh!t out of you...

In DJ KHALEED voice..
Anodaa onee..

[quote author=soberdrunk post=86044588]I remember back then we used peep into female hostel to see naked girls, on one of such nights I remember peeping and seeing a group of girls floating mid air........

Aahhhhhhh.....eleyi gidi gaan ooo...

Ahhh Olagbara..let me just faint..

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Lol dis guy dey scare shaa... Shes just hitting on you back.. Whats the wrong tin there in complementing a picture...

[quote author=yehmy post=85914986]Go back, don't collect the money but let her apologize, collect her number, be friends with her. You will fvck her and the other girl that called on her behalf. That way it will be more than Even


i wanted to say sumtin b4 but this guy above me said it all...

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Hmmm...pls ladies and gents am gonna be needing your attention here pls thank you..


Like say with all the qualification and money with the empire wey he don build he no go still put hand for CBN chop there money clean mouth make he con swear am...

Still the same typical nigerians..

OP you see those gals and shakara ehn they are 5and6...walai...

Have had a lot of crazy experience lik dat..funniest tin con be say i don drink dis drink dat one even smoke join con go baff brush teeth hoping say babe go show..
Time reach nothing..no calls no message..bros don begin dey paranoid walai this gal no still giv update na im i con use vex call am..guess what..walai she no pick till the next day...

Why wount you even give me a hint you wont be coming anymore..if e con be money matter na me be the person wey u go quickly remember..
My dear you on a long tin oo..

Bros you need deliverance yourself Well, imes is coming sha...The end of days. We hope that he'll be coming to clarify the truth about life; the truth of which is hidden to many people.

imes, we await your coming.

imes abii siemens or sagem..

[quote author=KingAzubuike post=85571483]So far he washes them clean afterwards you're good to go.. if you can't help the poor man with some money to get new sugarcanes , you can just ignore and move on


who be this one nao..can you even hear ur sef..so far he wash what sh!!t are u kidding me niqqa..

Sugarcane rinsed in a dirty gutter water is the next tin you wanna go for my sis i tell you wa maa yaa liquid waa dema bii...

see am nao...na jeje wahala sidan we con dey pull hin leg....wetin concan us with iran president wey dem bomb..you see all this shiites abi wetin dem dey call dem and there problem eeh....if US decide to wage war now how we wan tey fight bak...

lol..like say the matter concerns us.. Even if ee concerns us gaan wu wan hep us...
Igp Adamu betta sit down dia..

Am sorry just give me 2 min to laff dis off first...
*Laughs Finish and clears throat hmm*







Maka gini come you say wetin...

oya lala call seun and all the other nairaland member...those online and ones we no dey online...registered or not na today we go impeach buhari self....oyaa start casting your vote...

Hit like if you still want buhari..
Quote if you dont...

Op shay e be like say the boy na ALORA abii...abii na only me dey view am like dat nii..
Altho am on weed but anyways sha you fit no dey reason from my own perspective shaa.