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longetivity:
in case you need Jane service, I am her boyfriend.

Is this one okay...

Which boyfriend..

donbachi:
Kini big deal...she dey find her daily bread.

so meeting ur FIANCEE in another man house after escorting her to the park and seeing her board a bus is no big deal... No wonder..

athaboi:
You no go face your front

lol...


Girls of the same feather/caliber..
Had it been it was one of your friend that caught the man in the act with all the born again disquise,and reported to you,will you rather tell her to face front or you go pickrace come the location come dey constituite nuisance..


OP better go tell your friend to go and learn from people like UBUNJA(god of the redpillers)..


Me that i even have phobia for bumshort..

Na the matter we dey settle since jare,i just say make i come shack ogogoro and my precious weed combined with SK and Arizona nii,,


Team Baby Mama...

Englishisamust:
Use capital letter when starting a sentence.

Would have loved to pour out my mind to you but when i saw your signature,i decided to keep my cool,,,



heads up*grins sheepishly*

somebody should give the OP a round of a slap pls...

laosy:
My guyyy, na cruise ooo. Naija na cruise oo

laosy:
My guyyy, na cruise ooo. Naija na cruise oo

why naaa...seun don Bleep up den naa...

laosy:
Omo, FTC for the first time on Nairaland .
I have been guest for over 6yrs and finally opened an account about a year ago.

Never knew this day will come, I just want to make shout-out to my family and friends, I finally made you proud . Pls, oga Seun, I heard there's a token for first time commenter, I'll attach my account number later, thank you in advance Sir.

Anyways I'm also rooting for Laycon, not a national IndecentStar. Icons gather here

Ahhh..!!!

Nairaland eeh dee niyen ooo..but ogaa seun how come i dont know..i tot all dis first to comment of a tin is just some worryless na you sabii ish.....i dont even know dat money is even involved over this years but thank God shaa now that have known..

Monbooo...

So na wetin go con be our own cut now...so we wey we no go UI now no go better school..

Wey dis guy sef dammn niqqar..

Slawomir abii wetin you dey bear come put mouth join the matter..

was wrong wit dis one now... Endtime pastors..
Check dat OP body sef,,

Another acheivement from the SanwoOlu's Administration..

Lol..them go talk am for you during campaign..

Wow she look so really thin,,,
Thank God for her recovery oo..

Why naa Africans...naso you tey kill kolawole olawuyii,..now dis guy again,upon say him no even dey your soil..

Nna ehh...

Loyalqwin:
I came as usual to visit my bf only to meet my own best friend having sex with him.
Am devastated right now. How can I pay them back? I need to hurt him advice needed.

i love your moniker....

Would you rather be my queen instead of finding ways to pay dem back hun?

What you say baby...
I have fetish for thongs...

heendrix:
with 10 -15k you can start a data selling business
use the remaining 5k to launch the business with some friends. thank me later

and how can someone go about it

zeusV:
Muniru

Abii Munira..
But why naa,you no even get joy for the infant at all lord zeus

lumide533:
Stay in ur location

okay...
Chop ur iphone nigbayen...

Guess the phone stil dey freak you out..
Iphone wey don cast...sell my iphone8 a month ago due to some finacial problem....

God go send you better buyer ooo

40kpa.. Wats ur location

*Drags weed*...

*In broda shaggi voice but wit a little bass*..

You say haomouch!!
30billi ehn sori 60billions..shay na world war you wan fight abi no be jus ordinary bokoharam...fence wey you go use clay and cement do na im you dey book 60billions for aye me mii lyf..

All these old buffons embezlling our money giving us meaningless excuses of what they are to use it for..a goddam Bleep!ng wall...
I tell you this current administration has been a very great nightmare for everyone,when are we gonna say enough...why isnt that 60billion used to create jobs and empower the youths for a bigger and better NIGERIA tomorrow..

Americans we say God bless America..

Nigerians we say?..

#weyouthsaretherebel...
#wecouldtakebackourcountry
#itstartswithmeandyouandyoutoo

2cribz:
Its not money na
100k. Asin a hundred thou. Wtf

abeg bros me i no mind anything at all,even dis muslim festival sef na house i dey cos money no dey.evn if na 1k you give me na something...

1130478496 polaris bank...
Thanks..

chatinent:
Bring red eggs, two female mosquitoes that live in Canada but from Lagos, five coweries, one native catfish, midnight rain water in Egypt, a vomitted fowl remains from China, two python teeth that has swallowed at least five goats, one anaconda fallopian tube native to Nigeria, one Ostrich bladder that must have eaten a Yoruba man's maize, a pawn, twelve white native fowls, and a snail that grew up in Mbaise that's nothing less than 100 years. Well, it's not that I really want in cash but if you can't bring it, bring N12m and I'll dissolve it for you.

Bros you madt gaan nii oo...
You really got my stomach aching with laughter..

symplyrachel:
He slapped me and i spat on him.

ThankGod for his brother, i for collect beating that day

Are you a virgin,cos your signature and your dp says otherwise...

immaq8:
while not join Wazobia cash investment. the site that doesn't require referral before withdrawal. cash is being paid straight to your bank account through an assigned user (s).
Click : https://www.wazobia.cash/register/?r=9SC1H

and how does it work bro

ghettokid1:
He is from the Zoo

And where on this mofo planet is the modafucker from...

Ninjaria..

OP
i dont kno if we could chat private sir,have got a million ques to ask..
If you dont mind can i hav ur whatsapp digit..

IFXGertrudePR:
Forecast for EUR/USD on March 23, 2020

EUR/USD
The price was marked on the support line of the embedded price channel in the region of 1.0636 on Thursday, Friday, and today. Finally, the signal line of the Marlin oscillator turned upwards on the daily chart, which creates the prerequisite for corrective growth to the level of 1.0879 - to a low of October 1, 2019. Overcoming the Friday low of 1.0636 opens the target 1.0493 - the low of February 2017.

On the four-hour chart, the Marlin oscillator did not form a strong convergence, the signal line has not yet left the zone of negative indicators. The indicator potential may be enough to work out the price of correctional target of 1.0879.

*The market analysis posted here is meant to increase your awareness, but not to give instructions to make a trade.

Analysis are provided by InstaForex

can i have ur whatsapp digit..

chatinent:
Mine was when I went to watch a fight after lectures and the guy who was defeated badly, angry as he was just attacked me amid a hungry crowd waiting for another fight asked me in a thunderous rude voice 'wetin you stand there dey do. Ehn, wetin you stand there dey do.'
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I noticed he was signalling some boys around too to get ready. All thanks to my smartness.
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As he was resounding his question (abi threat), he was busy driving his neck left to right looking for a weapon. O boy, I no do fine boy again o, I japa when I see this guy pick one iron blender (one f-bent rod used to bend iron).
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By the way, I was in a suit after a presentation in school. The guy beside me also ran to save his life. These angry cultist boys already don pick spanner, other types of rods while some came running (clearly they were with hidden jack-knives).
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I didn't know it was a cult thing gone brutal. Worst was na main road I dey run dey find where I go find solace. I was sweating like an animal as the suit wasn't allowing me freestyle with my shoe making crazy kon-kon sound. Truthfully, tears and sweat on my face came tasting so salty down my mouth. Oh God, I was hearing their footsteps come near. Nearer, nearer.. Voices were exclaiming between the race 'manchi, enter that guy na, ' 'run that guy overboard,' this that.
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I increased my speed. I never knew until then my legs were made of steel, such speed. Mehn, we ran up to one hour and to my utmost surprise as I was already gasing out still running, they passed me UNTOUCHED. Eh? I was just standing one place confused. It was later I realized they were chasing the guy beside me.
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I was very embarrassed. I was so offed. I have never stressed myself that bad all my life. I just retired to my hostel so weary. In the morning, I was just laughing at myself. When I reach school, I just dey look people face if anyone go laugh so I go know if anyone noticed me yesterday on Temple Run.
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Please share your most embarrassing escapades in school.

OP was doing temple run dressed like Michael Jackson...

See run..

Nonsoco80:
It is just like new one with all the accessories. Last price is 45k

how abt 35k...

Am gonna be coming over..

If its still availabel and in good condition..30k..
I will come down to ibadan to pick it up..