₦airaland Forum

UnBanEbenezer:
I have heard this particular fiction before, where did you Copy it from?

Am not sure you are medically okay sir/ma....its you thats suppose to change ur plug...

With all the evidence hes been giving out all you could term it is FICTION....i dont get why some people fail to understand simple English sentence...

Where are you from seff..probably the "NORTH"..i see..you guys are passing through a lot this recent times ...

Originakalokalo:
Lol.
Who are the gods?

No Mortal can see the gods with mere eyes..

seyicodes:
the gods are mad again

"Hmm...i see"....
*clears throat*...

"Young man,you have defile the gods of this land by saying filthy things against them and also bending there rules..
Therefore you shall be punished by the laws guiding this land"...

*In HULK voice...MODS....*

seyicodes:
the god must be mad.

Young man mind your speech.. You will not say any filthywords againsts the gods..

seyicodes:
Getting angry.. it almost ruined my relationship. I don't know if this is spiritual problem .. but the thing is anytime I think of settling down.. one thing will happen that will make me say something that will ruin the relationship. And what I will say will be unforgivable. I am still begging my fiancee since 4 days ago for the statement I uttered.

7 big male BushRat...
5 big male SavannaGoat with beards..
5 20litres keg RedOil...
2Female Ostrich..
A basket full of Smoked Catfish..
5million naira cash...

Maybe the gods may consider you...time is really important my dear..

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Just imagining me banging this milf from that big behind.

Love your moniker real good...

Welldone mr imaginary...

You no imagine say make all dis tin wey dey happen to nigeria become past tense...

Las las dem don dey play jazz game abii..good*..

Biden village people don pay am visit....

"Sits down more comfortably watching the next scene about to unfold grinning devishly"..

Bros hope say you check your body well say none of ur property no lost shaa during the time wey you dey console the guy...

Well the tory for different if to say ur property lost sef mtcheew...

Failed Relationship/boat or whatever....only simps go in a relationship...

Stupid gay son of a thousands father....
Craze with extraordinary dangbana,,,

Zzor:
Range Rover evoque, had to reject it,a very expensive gold necklace and wristwatch

Aunty is that you...oya fire on...

You must be living in Banana Island..

Lai and his cohort of buffons calling themselves the FG aint prepared for the wave coming back to hit at them soon..

Sanction CNN like its NTA....better brace up Nigerians and get ready cos its about to go really witty...

Aufbauh:
DJ Wich is looking for cheap fame and she has gotten one. I also believe that she has sacrificed her Nationality for this her fake cause.

Obianuju Catherine Udeh, , so this is her full name? Not surprise again.
She's Mazi's sister.

look at you now.....

What are you even saying...so wetin she do now na because say she dey find fame...

Sorry oo but hope Head is not paining you shaa..

Then nkoo...shay make we con fry akara for you..
Anyways congrat lol...
In HarryPotters voice *am a cultist*

Lol..

Dude hope say your dog no be for china shaa..dis one wey he dey consume lizard anyhow..

Maxymilliano:
The PSC director is just sitting in his fully furnished air conditioned office vomiting thrash. No police officer will witness how his colleagues were burnt like kilishi and still feel encouraged to resume work.

They have been demoralized and depressed by recent uprising.

In Agege axis of Lagos, 3 out of 4 police stations got razed by hoodlums (Isokoko, Railway, Pen Cinema).

Pray tell, are the affected personnel to work or resume to duty from home ?

The police service commission needs to overhaul the whole system, make sure they are adequately remunerated, well protected, insured with good kits provided.

With DJ Khaled voice*...i love you man,i love you....



Shaybee you dey see am,abii you no dey see....

I keep telling people say until we start attacking this goddam politician or there kids,this forsaken country aint moving forward....

Make dem resume duty with no adequate kits imagine ooo shoo...

US Navy Seals come nigeria come save one of there country men abducted by bandits,nobody hear pim,they even kill 6 of the abductors,straight mission,save the target and move out..gbamm..mission accomplished....

But for my country,everyone is compromised...

Open thread....

Started laughing in swahili....

Neigbours rushes in thinking something is wrong...

Shows them thread...
See comotion,everyone is now laughing in different language..

Awon werey,no be my phone,no be my data,how wetin i post con tey affect you and ur generations..

Abi na NigeriYaa government get social media...mtchew..

Walks out of thread...

If dem no shoot protesters who dem con shoot...Rioters.....

so.....
Go find the original naa..
Mtcheeww

Birds of the same beak...

Walks into thread,nice writeup....look around,still looking around,gosh*...
Bunch of simps...close thread...

Lol...


Naija i Hail thee.!!!
Another wasted 60 years,are we even dependent at all..

#Revolutionnow protest crew am waiting oo,when its time abeg tell the OP make he beep me..

Igbochief001:
How's oduduwa republic my problem ?

And hows IPOB/BIAFRA my Bleep!ng problem,no wonder you started the Civil War killing millions of innocent people yoruba inclusive,isnt that enough to wage you war..

Igbochief001:
I'm not Yoruba ...I'm igbo why should I protest for another man problem

Ohh sorry i forget its not your problem too cos you are living outside dis country..

[quote author= post=94273462]Why Do you love it, Our Pastor?[/quote]Its not him,if its him,he wouldnt say he likes him..

For how much..
45$ kwa...
Make me sef book 5 hecters for weed farming....

ms6743:
I always recommend this three varieties for farmers TMS 0289, TMS 0581 and white lion. TMS 0289 is very strong and do bear very well, the starch content range from 14 to 18. TMS 0581 very easy to manage, if you do your First and second spraying very well you will not need any weeding till harvest, starch content range from 13 to 18. White lion, after first and second spraying you will still need to weed it one or two time before harvest, starch content range from 16 to 21 which is why people like it (those that sells for company)

This whitelion stem,how much is it per bundle and do you still have enough bundle for sale...location is in ibadan..

@antivirushop am into garri processing business,so i want ask if i move my goods down to Onitsha there would i see enough sales and are there wholesales or supplier there too...

OP makes me remember during my ND days...it total VOODOO bro,it has happened to me too...

It was in 2013 in my hostel,woked up to go use the loo,back inside the room(it was during the heat time so we had to open our door slightly),i notice some movement at the door(had a roommate too but he's on his bed) but i was just feeling so sleepy i couldnt bother..woke up the next morning my Blackberry Curve3 is gone,my wallet with 3700 gone thanks they drop my sim and atm..

Funniest part is we decided to do 3 days night vigil and we start at 12pm..the third day at 11:45 we all slept off...woked up in the morning con see shout,man properties don lost....

What kind of goods....
Whats the salary and why that far...