₦airaland Forum

capitalzero:
Your life is miserable because you refuse to learn.

Ohh really!!...
Why would i,cos i never knew its important to be learned..

So because a fool like you has become educated now you decided to argue whats 100% true with different accounts from different people and you think you are learned....you are a big domestical fool...

capitalzero:
Idiot like elders in your village

Thats why you fail to understand whats going on around you.....
Ignorant FOOLLLLLLLLL....

capitalzero:
Our elders are not myopic

I see.... Then find an Elder thats myopic who could explain better to you...
Guess you are one of those social media kids....

chimhigher:
It actually amuses me when i see people say "why does it happen only in Africa" while some others choose not to believe and see the sky and the ground as only what earth is made up of. The earth is spiritual. There are many places in the world today that government bodies banned entries to tourist and even locals because of the spiritual activities that engulfed the place. For example
pegolia in Italy, in the 1800s, the place was used to treat people who had chronic ailments with 0 chances of survival, it was later used to treat mentally ill people and lots of gory experiments were carried on them. Till this moment, it is banned from entry because it is haunted by ghosts of those dead people. Italian Government believed it but a nairalander that hasn't seen anything in life and doesn't do research will be saying trash. Why not take a day and do some research, just 24 hours will change your mentality on how you see life. Lot's of spiritual things are happening.

I dont know why some nairalanders are so daft everything you tell them are all lies....like its not happening...

capitalzero:
So stories are evidences?
You are funny sir!!!

okay....so untill he post you pictures and videos of the familly before you could beleive him right....am dissappointed sire...

Better find an elderly man in ur familly to enlighthen you more on this cos its no lie....its 100% happening..

UnBanEbenezer:
I have heard this particular fiction before, where did you Copy it from?

Am not sure you are medically okay sir/ma....its you thats suppose to change ur plug...

With all the evidence hes been giving out all you could term it is FICTION....i dont get why some people fail to understand simple English sentence...

Where are you from seff..probably the "NORTH"..i see..you guys are passing through a lot this recent times ...

Originakalokalo:
Lol.
Who are the gods?

No Mortal can see the gods with mere eyes..

seyicodes:
the gods are mad again

"Hmm...i see"....
*clears throat*...

"Young man,you have defile the gods of this land by saying filthy things against them and also bending there rules..
Therefore you shall be punished by the laws guiding this land"...

*In HULK voice...MODS....*

seyicodes:
the god must be mad.

Young man mind your speech.. You will not say any filthywords againsts the gods..

seyicodes:
Getting angry.. it almost ruined my relationship. I don't know if this is spiritual problem .. but the thing is anytime I think of settling down.. one thing will happen that will make me say something that will ruin the relationship. And what I will say will be unforgivable. I am still begging my fiancee since 4 days ago for the statement I uttered.

7 big male BushRat...
5 big male SavannaGoat with beards..
5 20litres keg RedOil...
2Female Ostrich..
A basket full of Smoked Catfish..
5million naira cash...

Maybe the gods may consider you...time is really important my dear..

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Just imagining me banging this milf from that big behind.

Love your moniker real good...

Welldone mr imaginary...

You no imagine say make all dis tin wey dey happen to nigeria become past tense...

Las las dem don dey play jazz game abii..good*..

Biden village people don pay am visit....

"Sits down more comfortably watching the next scene about to unfold grinning devishly"..

Bros hope say you check your body well say none of ur property no lost shaa during the time wey you dey console the guy...

Well the tory for different if to say ur property lost sef mtcheew...

Failed Relationship/boat or whatever....only simps go in a relationship...

Stupid gay son of a thousands father....
Craze with extraordinary dangbana,,,

Zzor:
Range Rover evoque, had to reject it,a very expensive gold necklace and wristwatch

Aunty is that you...oya fire on...

You must be living in Banana Island..

Lai and his cohort of buffons calling themselves the FG aint prepared for the wave coming back to hit at them soon..

Sanction CNN like its NTA....better brace up Nigerians and get ready cos its about to go really witty...

Aufbauh:
DJ Wich is looking for cheap fame and she has gotten one. I also believe that she has sacrificed her Nationality for this her fake cause.

Obianuju Catherine Udeh, , so this is her full name? Not surprise again.
She's Mazi's sister.

look at you now.....

What are you even saying...so wetin she do now na because say she dey find fame...

Sorry oo but hope Head is not paining you shaa..

Then nkoo...shay make we con fry akara for you..
Anyways congrat lol...
In HarryPotters voice *am a cultist*

Lol..

Dude hope say your dog no be for china shaa..dis one wey he dey consume lizard anyhow..

Maxymilliano:
The PSC director is just sitting in his fully furnished air conditioned office vomiting thrash. No police officer will witness how his colleagues were burnt like kilishi and still feel encouraged to resume work.

They have been demoralized and depressed by recent uprising.

In Agege axis of Lagos, 3 out of 4 police stations got razed by hoodlums (Isokoko, Railway, Pen Cinema).

Pray tell, are the affected personnel to work or resume to duty from home ?

The police service commission needs to overhaul the whole system, make sure they are adequately remunerated, well protected, insured with good kits provided.

With DJ Khaled voice*...i love you man,i love you....



Shaybee you dey see am,abii you no dey see....

I keep telling people say until we start attacking this goddam politician or there kids,this forsaken country aint moving forward....

Make dem resume duty with no adequate kits imagine ooo shoo...

US Navy Seals come nigeria come save one of there country men abducted by bandits,nobody hear pim,they even kill 6 of the abductors,straight mission,save the target and move out..gbamm..mission accomplished....

But for my country,everyone is compromised...

Open thread....

Started laughing in swahili....

Neigbours rushes in thinking something is wrong...

Shows them thread...
See comotion,everyone is now laughing in different language..

Awon werey,no be my phone,no be my data,how wetin i post con tey affect you and ur generations..

Abi na NigeriYaa government get social media...mtchew..

Walks out of thread...

If dem no shoot protesters who dem con shoot...Rioters.....

so.....
Go find the original naa..
Mtcheeww

Birds of the same beak...

Walks into thread,nice writeup....look around,still looking around,gosh*...
Bunch of simps...close thread...

Lol...


Naija i Hail thee.!!!
Another wasted 60 years,are we even dependent at all..

#Revolutionnow protest crew am waiting oo,when its time abeg tell the OP make he beep me..

Igbochief001:
How's oduduwa republic my problem ?

And hows IPOB/BIAFRA my Bleep!ng problem,no wonder you started the Civil War killing millions of innocent people yoruba inclusive,isnt that enough to wage you war..

Igbochief001:
I'm not Yoruba ...I'm igbo why should I protest for another man problem

Ohh sorry i forget its not your problem too cos you are living outside dis country..

[quote author= post=94273462]Why Do you love it, Our Pastor?[/quote]Its not him,if its him,he wouldnt say he likes him..

For how much..
45$ kwa...
Make me sef book 5 hecters for weed farming....