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xavieree:
Is it jus me...or does these happen to everyone?....whenever I see a very and I mean, very very stupid,weird or funny comment these days....I check the moniker to see if it is ....Nwamaikpe's.

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Very funny u just murdered that guy in public
Smh cc : Nwamaikpe

zombieHUNTER:
We all know Buhari is a dullard
To make matters worse
He is now deaf and dumb

Zombies should not open this thread
It can hunt them for all eternity

Truth hurts

Your user name is really making me laugh out loud like a mad man right now, very funny but cool.

ExAngel007:
cant u just correct someone

dull girl

Benita27:
What widen the pussy isn't just childbirth. Constant usuage without restrictions also widens it. Don't tell me that those set of girls with wide vagina did so through childbirth. The vagina and asshole but seem elastic, and when an elastic object is stretched, it restores. When constantly over stretched it becomes loose.

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999 trillion likes for this comment, so so so true.

Hmmmmm

Nollynude:
The Nigga is a clown, only people who take life too serious find him annoying..... I Think he is trying to be popular on here in a controversial way

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Yeah i concur with you %100 at the bolded, u so very correct.
My thoughts as well

Nollynude:
NwaAmaikpe : where the fvck are you

BTW, nice work OP

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Yesterday i saw a topic in which many people are complaining of the guy u just mentioned posting annoying comments, and to my surprise i went through his posts. I nearly fainted with laughter, seriously i loves his comments, even when i was browsing Nairaland today i was watching carefully for his comments to see one from him, the guy is so dam stupid and funny.
I can't just wait to see more of his hilarious comments.

0b100100111:
Nothing beats Toyota. In worst case scenery, I will still prefer Real Madrid!

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What is this one saying.

Ewooooo, i dun die ooooo
Nai be say my life dun finish be that naaa

Chew chewgum, blows it and let it make sound

iamord:
like ....wow! can it get that bad.. this is the height of house hold wickedness bro and you need to fight your way through to prove yourself and stand as a shining light. this level of selfhiness is so dangerous and an affront to any positive energy coming your way.but I tell you you can pass through this. all that stands is you and a decision.. God be with you.

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Amen and Amen, thank you sir am so very much more greaful for this advice. GOOD ALMIGHTY BLESS YOU

AreaFada2:
Ok many issues here, which I think built up over many years.

Understandably in tough times everybody struggles for own survival. Just survival. Not collective progress.
But no family is perfect. All have one issue or the other.

But even if just your 10 years old baby bro & younger sister, three of you can still get together to manage things together.

United we stand, divided we fall.

As for your sister headed for Europe, pray for her safety, that is all you can do now.

You said you owe two years rent, how much is it altogether? Because I think the landlord is really compassionate to have been so patient.

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You are a very good man for you to seems so concerned with interest with my family wahala
I have heard what you said, yes you are very correct. United we stand and divided we fall. You have shown me sense and yes I will listen to you, I will make sure my junior sister and my kid bro cooperation with me, that is surely the only way out, may GOD ALMIGHTY bless you richly and abundantly for this advice, you have shown me sence. And as for the landlord
I can't liar to you our landlord is a very good man i swear to God, he is the best human i have ever seen, once he comes and mum told him no money that we have not even seen food to eat he will just complain small and says he don't wants to hear complaints next month and the next thing he is on his way already, same thing is always happening every month. Only downside is his junior brother I don't even knows what that one problems his not that the house is his own but he will carry the matter for head like gala, my only prayer that am always praying to GOD ALMIGHTY daily is to keep the man safe and healthy, because in all my whole years of existence i have never seen any human like that, he is the best. No landlord would condole such. He would have given that tenant quick notice, but our landlord has not treaten such or said such words before.

Eleganza33:
Omg, dnt u piple av relatives.which state u dey reside?

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It's Delta state

Relatives
Hahahaha very funny, although we don't have any of our grand parents but i can tell you that my my dad family / people are very wicked mostly expecially my dad elder brother from same father and mother and his half brother from same father they are so very much more wicked, my mum own are even the worst i have deleted all of them numbers out of my phone i don't want and will never have anything to do with any of them in this life or in the next to come , i will thrive to be successful just to show them that i can do and survive without them. God is in control

AreaFada2:
Lol.

Why do you think we would not understand? You will be surprised many have been through similar situations.
This is a public forum with many people reading. You never know. Be optimistic sir.

I know people who have got assistance here by talking honestly. Be it jobs or otherwise.

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Okay, sincerely in our family no body is cooperating everybody is always there for his or her own interest even our last born who is just 10yrs old if not for me i swear he would have been long dead by now because hungry would have killed him by now am the only one who has sorry heart in the family, if i should count another person then i will also call my junior sist, but her own greedyness and stingy ness is also high but she is the only one i can vouch for apart from me.
Not in this life will any of then be eating and call my kid bro to join him / her never. Even though he begged that he is hungry none of them will give him anything out of that food their response is always the food nor go reach me or the food too small, or this pikin too get long throat. For a child that has not eaten since morning.
The only thing that they are even managing and contributing to pay is light bill because it's very cheap and contribution is 100 - 100naira. Ask them let everyone contribute 8 - 8hundred for house rent never. None of them will ever agree to contribute we are owning landlord 2 years plus now because of their greedyness and stingy Ness am even thanking God that the man is a good man if not sorry would have been our name, even my eldest sister has traveled to Italy last month ending on the 29th with out telling anybody she just left like that. It was a very close friend of her that told us she has left for Italy and her number is no longer going. Only God Almighty knows what she is going to do there or who brain washed her. Influenced of bad friends i guess. As am here i never ever believed that am ever going to do a scamming job but am already planning to now, my friends are urging me to come with them to Ghana to be scamming people and get paid by whites am still reasoning it sha i have not made my mind fully but I know I will be going with them very soon, so you see in our house no one gets each other back every one is on his own. When my brother got sick earlier this year and there was no money to took him for treatment he refused tob allow us sell his phone and use the money to take him for treatment. I have to sell my own phone and borrow extra 3900 to add to it before we finally too him for treatment. It's my mum am even sorry for she has grown so lean and thin. Sometimes when I don't have money to buy food for her she will be begging the rest like a small kid and no body will listen to her sometimes if my brother is eating indomie she will go and scrape the pot or eating the little one that fells from the table i just smh for her that day, you see my brother life is not easy that is why everyone needs to hustle hard to make ends meet. But where are the jobs, that is Nigeria for you the little salary we receives always goes to feeding nothing else just feeding and feeding alone and i guess that is what makes everyone of them are so greedy because things are so expensive now any thing u buys now u have to spend double unlike before that things are cheap, i always makes sure my garri is standby when it's available I don't have any problem because at least there is always something to eat when it finishes and i don't have money, that one ni dem dey call suicide mission. In all in all as the saying goes no condition is permanent, because change is constant and i believe that everything is going to be okay one day. So far God still exists

egopersonified:
I pay my sales girls 12 and 15k

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Wow, really

You are serious

It's cool though

LadyX:
Here are some links 1. Scroll down you'll see 'what causes male condoms to break' http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/mobileart.asp?articlekey=42681#break
2. Read this too...has the same info as above http://m.kidshealth.org/en/teens/condom-tore.html?WT.ac=

. . Thank u very much, am so grateful.

AreaFada2:
You guys can team up to send the younger ones, like two, to sign agreement to learn hairdressing & fashion design for just two years. The rest will support them in that period.

If others wish to, they can learn same trade from the two once they are through. Or the two can now support one or two more to go to higher institution.

Lifting oneself up is a gradual thing. Like a 5 to 10 years plan.

A fashion designer or hairdresser will make far more money and have more independence than a low pay worker.

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Team up?? Lol. U won't understand even though I write 10 pages for u here.
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I myself i was learning electrical wiring then until i could no longer beer, i had to quit and go back to my sales work.

egopersonified:
Please tell her to look for another job, ask her to check other shops, she might even get one very close to her house that pays more. Tell her you are giving her only this month to make an upgrade to at least 10k and July to December to upgrade to 15k to 20k. She should even go to shops that are not advertising for sales people and drop an application with a phone number stated in it. What is 5,500 for God's sake, even if she is just coming to open the shop and sweep, it is too small. As she is going to work, church, to buy things, etc, she should look out for jobs and keep her ears and eyes open. If you expect little, you will get little, if you expect more, you will get more.

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Very funny, do u says 15 - 20k job
Where on earth will u see that in a sales job.
I myself am earning only 9k per month

LadyX:
Hope it turns out negative.
About condoms bursting, read about why condoms break to avoid any future breakage. Good luck

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Okay i will do that right away
Modified : i can't find it

blueseacats:
Go learn web design and maintenance, I know guys who make at least $300 a month as beginners designing website for people online through.

You can't go wrong with air condition repair and services, they never go out of fashion, my friends who do it in Lagos all own their own houses.

You can also learn how to hatch fish, that one is more lucrative but after learning you need money to invest.

Carpentry is a good skill to learn, if you ever find yourself abroad, that skill is recession Proof, you know why? Cause they build almost every house with wood.

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Thank u very much for this, God bless u. I think am more interested in the Ac repairs

AreaFada2:
Sorry to hear that. Which city do you live in?

. . Na Sapele, Delta State Nigeria

Jiang:
To think i always miss my mom if i dont hear from her after like a week. guy you no try at all. Go apologize to ur mom & dedicate 10% of all ur monthly earnings to her. You won't be in dis world if not because of her & her care. Visit her b4 its too late, in fact do it now!!!

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Hmmmmm, u are very right sir. But it won't be as easy as u thinking it.

blueseacats:
Guy stop that. She deserves your respect anytime any day. Now go and do everything possible to learn a skill, I found out too late that Nigeria's unemployment is high because we have so much certificates and no skill. To hell with university go learn a skill. I have a degree that pays me nothing but my par time job I learned as a skill pays me more.

If you ask me I will say go and apologize to her, if she did not notice, tell her that you have actually been disrespectful, seek her blessings and go learn a trade fast, if you don't know what to learn ask me.

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Sir please with all due respect, am humbly asking you what type of trade or handwork will be best to learn sir, this is my future here and am so glad with your comment it really motivated me. Please sir reply me sir i really wants to know which you will recommend and will be best for me. Please reply me sir please

Valkyr:
Your dad is not here. You can take courses that interest you online

. . What types of courses sir. Can u please enlighten me sir

Chukazu:
Don't blame anybody for your predicament, learn to hold yourself responsible, it's your life after all, what you make out of it rest.

You know what?.. Whatever situation you find yourself... You are always in the middle, you are better than someone, and someone is better than you.

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This is really so cool, i loves this

redbeans:
keep pushing on dear. I remember once earning 5k in a month. If your sister is good in home lesson, let her add it to her current job. We have to keep 'kicking' some how.

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For where she nor good for anything and can't even try and won't dare to learn anything for now, because the kind of hunger that will wire her eh, no body will tell her to go back to her montly 5k work

MaziOmenuko:
Anytime you get the chance, call your mum and dad for a meeting, look them in the eyes and tell them that they no try at all.

They brought 6 of you into this hard country and can't even get one of u above secondary school.

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The problem is from my dad, he is the cause of all this. He died 10yrs ago I was in js3 then it took me the grace of God Almighty to even round up with secondary school, but to be sincere also my mom no try at all she didn't even finished secondary school didn't learn an hand work either, anytime am seeing her am always moved to skin her alive, my anger is always on her daily for more than 8years now i have not greeted her nit even for once in those 8years

LadyX:
Sorry about your situation/drunk status. You're welcome to ask. Am not sure about the symptoms. Maybe you can do some research online.
However, I want you to know that because of stress (due what's happening, you are stressed) you might have some symptoms like headache, lack of appetite, fatigue, etc which are not necessarily related to any infection or disease.
Maybe you can watch out for swollen lymph nodes or a rash. But the ultimate truth will be told by a test.
You might be lucky. Transmission of the disease from a man to a woman is like 100% whereas from a woman to a man is slightly low.
Cheers

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At the Bolded that really made my day and gave me an heavy relief. But the main reasons am afraid is that when i was young and circumcised the first person did it wrongly. My mother told me that i was circumcised by four different doctors, and till today my penis head is so very delicate and fulls with scars also it looks and feels painful like a raw wound. But actually it's not but it's so very delicate and somehow raw like a fresh wound that is why am so afraid, this is not the first time that a condom will burst when having sex with a prostitute it's actually the fourth. But I did text then after the first after more than 3 months. It came out negative though but i can't really say for this earlier exposure if it will come out negative

AreaFada2:
My dear nobody that attended even only nursery school should get 5.5k. Period.

When we paid a maiguard 20k per month many years ago, I felt it was too little. He got some pecks now & then too. He didn't pay rent, water or light bill. His quarters had similar amenities like bathroom/WC like main house. He even later had a wife & kid conveniently living there.

Well, not too late to further education. Like Open University (NOUN).

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It's just a boutique job that is why, she is a sales girl. u know since we lost our dad none of us is even able to learn an hand work, because the hunger that will wire that person if he trys such. Is still doing press up

AreaFada2:
Bolded per day or what?

Haba! The country can't be that bad na.

Will the job somehow help build her CV?

If per month, it certainly is a slave wage. Has she any qualification?

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All of us in the family are all ssce holders, none has above or below that. We are 6

LadyX:
Seeing signs depends on how advanced the disease is. The HIV virus causes AIDs. Many things can play a role in the time taken for HIV to cause AIDs. They include your immunity, nutrition/quality of food you eat, whether someone accepts their new status and live positively, etc. So it's not easy to know when she will see symptoms.
The best thing is for her to be taken to a HIV clinic (I don't know how that works in Nigeria). At the clinic they will do a CD4 count (some test carried on HIV patients to determine how advanced the disease is and to see whether the patient should start taking ARVs).

Back to you. Why did you do skin to skin with 2 prostitute? The deed is already done. My advice: try not to worry. It's not easy. But remind yourself that AIDs is not a death sentence, if one lives positively. One doesn't even have to start taking ARVs immediately.

Try not to worry. Keep yourself busy for the next 6 weeks. If you don't have a job, volunteer at any place close to you. You will have less time to worry. After 6 weeks, do a HIV test. Currently, there are advanced kits that can detect HIV in 6 weeks (I don't know the situation in Nigeria).

The test might be +ve or -ve. If it comes up negative, wait for some time again and go for another test. If after 3 months, you're still -ve. You'll most likely be free from the virus.
Wish you all the best.

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I was very drunk the day i did it
Thank you very much madam, I really appreciate this you are a very good woman. Am sorry to bother you with question please just this last one.
I heard that there is an early symptoms weeks after the virus entered the blood stream is it true

Naaaa wa ooo, it's not been easy ooo.
My kid sister is being paid 5500 where she works.
Although she don't have bill's she only contributes when it's time to pay light bill's. And also she uses the money to cater for her feeding montly. Am still amazed how she is managing the money to feed her self for a whole good one month.
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She dey try i swear. If Na me i nor go fit ooo because i like food well well ooo, only two wks i dun wipebam finish