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Dysfunctional families..the cancer of a country.

Gucciswaz:
but if nah increment u no wait for a sec to reflect the new price,u no go remember again see nah at a lower rate weh u buy ur old stock..

I dey tell u..make person no enter onechance..na till dey wan buy dem go confirm...make business no collapse based on hear say

ebubeson:
She was a devoted lady in church and always prayed out loud. She was an example to young ladies and always talked about by parents. She always posted religious things on social media, but a bad guy was secretly sleeping with her. This guy was an Indian hemp smoker that loved taking sex enhancing drugs. She walks decently to his room like someone coming to preach, while he disrespectfully pull her cloths and twists her for voracious sex.

So Pastor Bidemi had an eye on her. He had found a "virtuous" women. He had told his mum of her, and his mum was excited, saying "such a lovely lady". Pastor Bidemi summoned courage and met her, they became friends, and later he proposed marriage to her following the church way..

Her open slogan was "no sex before marriage". She had told pastor Bidemi that, and that was not an issue to him because he was a very good Christian. Even the day she told him that, she had sex with the hemp smoker the next day....
Pastor Bidemi was so happy and everything was going well. When pastor Bidemi asked her about her virginity, she lied to him that a neighbor took advantage of her when she was young, and she has been living in trauma. She said she hates men alot and has not had sex for over 20 years after the incident. Pastor Bidemi encouraged her and told her to forgive anyone who did her wrong...

The going went well and everything was in place, with their church assisting and supporting the marriage process. While the marriage processes were going on, this same hemp smoker was busy sleeping with her roughly and abandoning her on the bed after ejaculating. Sometimes she feels weak and depressed after the sex, but gets deep consolation from the comfort of Pastor Bidemi who knows nothing about it.

All processes were done, and it was now just a day to the wedding. She screamed, "oh I forgot to give someone my wedding card". Actually she had not given the hemp smoker her wedding card, though he was fully aware of the wedding process. So she left to give him the wedding card, and they had sex romp to the point that some secretions touched the wedding card. It was without protection and it was the dirtiest, as she didn't want to come back after the wedding...

The next day, the wedding was done, and she cried tears of joy as Pastor Bidemi said "yes I do" with tears flowing from his eyes too. To him, he had gotten a "virtuous" woman.

The marriage was sealed and the journey began. Indeed the Marriage was a beautiful one, filled with fun, laughter, games, picnic, love, happiness. So some days later, she was confirmed to be pregnant. They joy and ecstasy was so much to the point that Pastor Bidemi got a special doctor to check her till she gave birth.

On the Nineth month, she gave birth to a bouncing baby boy, and the boy was later named Bidemi too; that is Bidemi jnr.

Things were going so well and doors were opening until they got visa to live abroad. It was indeed a big one as the testimony made the church shout for joy..

On the visa process, there was need to do DNA test for the child. That never bothered pastor Bidemi nor her, as they felt all was alright.

When the DNA test came out, it was negative, showing that Pastor Bidemi was not the child. He fought the doctors around and talked of baby swapping issue, but it dawned on him that his wife gave birth in his presence, and he followed the process diligently. So they went to four different hospitals to do DNA testing, all proved negative and that it wasn't his child. He thought it was witchcraft manipulation. But he finally asked his wife if anything was wrong "she said nothing". Then it dawned on her that a night to their wedding, she had raw sex.

Things unfolded and she confessed. She was thrown out by Pastor Bidemi and his family, and became a single mother. The hemp guy had gone out of the country and was no where to be found...

The traps of evil pleasure.

#fiction

Nice fiction...

So rhino first me wear watch

The next 1sec isn't guaranteed....chai

naptu2:
https://www.thecable.ng/no-plans-to-demolish-parts-of-national-mosque-says-fcda

make wike no try am it's too obvious for anyone knowledgeable of the way this country is...we are more religious they sensible...

Where dey trekking before occupying those posts. Didn't they share money to canvass for votes. They should just say they went there to serve themselves...some of these ppl have 8 cars in their garage some of their kids have 2 cars or more and they are yarning trash..how of the ppl they say they are serving can afford to feed 2 times a day talkless of buying tokubo cars..but they are running mouth to accept brand new 2023 model jeeps using the so called scarce forex to import cars..these ppl should be stoned to death...ordinary to patronise indigenous car manufacturers na land cruisers...prado...lexis latest model they want in 1990 early 2000 Nigerian leaders were not driving jeep..they were managing Peugeot..look at tinubu early videos and the economy was better than it is now..I do believe these guys are so clueless on how to move the country forward that they av said within themselves "honorable sososo..u and I know that the problem of Nigeria is bigger that what we can handle...let's just chop and move on with our lives.. these are the current set of greedy leaders we are parading who want the masses to bear pain but they can't even forgo anything.

Micheal scoffield

GuruboiNaija:
https://.ng/2023/10/20/subsidy-removal-tinubu-finally-approves-new-wage-award-to-civil-servants/

minimum wage should be 250k

Give her weekly or monthly and try step up...guess she is a full time house wife

Na to recruit 50 million hungry youths into the army since dem Don sack their papa cos cost of procuring raw materials don skyrocket and busineses are shorting down...me sef dey complainsay I earned more eheni was a junior staff yrs ago than now..thanks tothis floating ofthe naira.now I know why many girls have no choice than do hook up...mehn ladies these days are now the bread winners of some families.

If na u shey u go sell after u Don already stock warehouse with cement purchased weeks before price review if na u shey u go sell..no nah..until dey offload this one's and return to plant to restock

adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/We-are -managing -to-pay-salaries-facing-enormous-challenges-FG

There is a country that says its broke..but the senators and house of reps who own houses and cars and are still sharingittle resources of the country to purchase brand new cars and bogus allowance. Yet the fg is opening month to say no money to pay salary.
These guys were not homeless neither are they carless ..this goes to show they are in in for their bellies..if the ppl really put them there instead of them buying their ppls conscience.

Instead of this man to marry a voluptuous woman with front and back and enjoy the good things of life he opted for a man 2.0 she even get mouth dey talk

I want water front property where no proper planning give the 200sqm them go sand fill am to get 500. Tell them to properly dispose waste they go open eyes dump there refuse inside drainage after all how many yr will u need to block a drainage with gala and bread nylon and plastic coke..

With 2k I will cook a nice meal of rice and stew and will eat it twice..no meat just smoked fish and eggs..and stew go remain to chop rice next time..I go still even add pomo join.

No biggie doing hook up gals just know u fit enter one chance in form on intractable illness or spiritual setbacks...but the thing is u will always see ur spec..but it will damage one's perception of women..it will make u loose chasing women or even putting any effort into getting them. They will appear as just baby carriers.

This one don pass free fall..this one na nose dive

Dump the bitch...and if she has qualities to make a trophy wife keep her but conserve your attention..love and money to women that are interested in you. If a woman loves u especially a matured lady having sex with u is the least of her problem I can tell u this for sure..this was the beginning of cheating journey..Once planned to give myself to only one lady and she had attributes similar to this along the line I met another lady but still kept her weekends when am free from work she will say she was coming started telling her not to bother I won't be around and I started inviting this new gal..mehn this gal was ready to give it to me till I collapsed always ready..and mind u when is time to get serious she can be awake for days to complete her project...I would surely pay her bride price in the future.cos this gal is out of this world. And If i marry the other it's going to be for trophy cos she can represent my person in public

I am very terrible playing the inlaw politics...but one thing is no hard feeling love them for raising a very brilliant but stubborn head woman.

This man of capital oil and coscharis that time.. was wondering why the sudden change to APC..the truth cunt be hidden for long. So the deal was join us and watch ur atrocities go away. NIGER AREA...NAWA.

He must be a spare parts dealer..so overjoyed that after weeks of no business he decided to pop some bulletpagne

Easyincome24:
It's good one plans his/her life early enough to avoid story that touches.

Some of our parents never believed that the country will become what it is today.

My father told me how cheap lands were in the country when he was in his 20's. He regretted not investing enough due to shouldering many responsibilities especially bringing his siblings and extended families to the city. He nurtured them till they became of age. When he realized what's up, time has exceeded him as we the children have needs too.

Now, I'm asking the following question: between owning a car or house, which would you advice someone in his 20's to acquire first?

Both can yield returns as long as they can be used in the proper way for investment.

Can we have more people comment on this to help many who are still in their 20's and able to fund any of the assets?

Note: Some young folks are doing legit work earning in $$$. I have some techy guys in their 20's as software developers, Blockchain DAOs, Freelancers, Content creators, YouTube influencers, Social Media Marketers, 3D animators, AI engineer, Bitcoin minning. They evolve around tech working remotely. So, not all of these guys in their 20's are yahoo yahoo, at least these ones I can guarantee.

We engaged in a discussion where they raised the above question about which is best between owning a car or house at their ages.

Depends on ur line of business or how u make money...if u are a monthly earner less than 1m per month no near car...no buy house just look for a good business based on ur strength..but now smes are going through tough times in the country now..if u do deal that can fetch above 200k and u can be getting 3 or more per month just buy a house and mellow for a while live far below ur means..my younger sibling makes average of 20 to 230k per deal selling imported foreign used mobile phones and laptops and can do like 10 to 15 per month but ones money land na lounge for a week..go club buy a up dress like yahoo boy wey dey alway attract police..I don advise am I don tire..he get good cash flow but no sense...the secret of wealth is cash flow.. while me the ones I earn I look for where to invest / Behind up my crib u go enter think say u dey 5 star hotel...but some ppl no fit manage do small small...make their crib OK rather than wasting it on lodges. Wetin he go come my crib enjoy for 1 week for free he go spends hundreds of thousand of naira waste for lodge for the same 1 week and return to him poorly furnished apartment.

MS247:




Go to a night club and party till you understand noise at the club is just headache

Go to pick up as many prostitute in a place like Dubai or Tottenham.. pick every race, Bleep more than 6 girls as you cum move to the next so you can finally understand Sex and Love are different

Go to a liquor shop and buy ad much beer and vodka you can afford, get marijuana too, waste yourself for a weekend


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I tried all 3 to understand the wisdom of Solomon..vanity upon vanity everything is vanity.

Singles sef dey manage 300k monthly..cos tfare dey choke

Let her repeat it after 2 weeks..the line is very faint.ehen was her last menstrual period..the day it started. And her last last sexual intercourse.

One of the drivers must av been doing stronghead

IamReallyboy:
Help a brother,

If I touch my wife she frown, and complain she doesn't like it.

We have s*x only when she's in the mood, even if I romance her she complain of pain or give useless excuse to stop it.

My problem is, she no dey go out, no friends. Please any advice or help to this.

No hope for u...ur attraction and her attraction is on different levels..marry who have a life and who wouldn't mind spending the whole weekend nacking u. These are those let wait after marriage meanwhile u are not her type just married u cos u were available and ready. Marry woman wey go so nack u ehn if u no chop afterwards na collapse go end am..marry women who are hardworking not becos u need their money but 2 is better than 1..marry woman wey no be waster

Enemyofpeace:
Can you read this handwriting? Does anyone understand what is written on the prescription form? Do they write like this deliberately for patients not to understand what they wrote?

I can actually see all clearly but I no go help u decode am..we have bad handwriting becos we intentionally want it to be bad.

MuMuOnBail:
Na wa ooo


The way I ride my above 30 years old side chicks eeh. You will hate me if you are a lady.

Sometime I Pity their future husbands if they eventually find one unlucky chief.

I leave this ladies with a mark & title to remember called 'Empress Reservior Kpekus' (E.R.K1).

No near above 30 Yr old lady dey scope am with marriage if u just want enter into her honey pot..cos those ladies are very vicious once dey fall in love and e no dey too tey dem..just give them small affection dem go begin give u signal Wey blind man go even see.

Some okada riders are senseless...be competing cars for space..

A nation of abandoned project..schemes..decrees...policies...