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ednut1:
True, my ticket to Uk was 80k in 2005. Belview airlines . My original ticket to Canada ( got cancelled due to covid) was 230k in 2020.

damn..

I don't understand..person fit do give away...buy bags and house for chef chi ..give very big black man.

CandyOps:
Nigeria just happened to me guysss...

Nigeria go just dey find ways of cutting small happiness wey I dey manage short. Is it a crime to be a Nigerian?

Babe wey I struggle catch out of all these nonsense wey full Lagos dating pool. After months of trying.

Fine babe, babe wey get better family, fine die, has her own car, is employed, lives with her family, and is vocal about how she feels about me... wey get her own car. Na him Nigeria just collect from my hand 😢

My babe just called me this number after giving me 5 missed calls to tell me she's leaving the country this month end

Her visa to CA just got approved. I felt my heart drop when she said, "remember I told you I will be traveling this month end?"

I was shocked! And speechless for a few seconds while I processed the information.

I didn't know how to feel.
Now i have to go back to the nasty, g*d-forsaken Lagos dating pool and start all over kissing frogs I'm search of a new princess as I'm almost single again.

As she dey talk with me for phone, my mind was blank... I was angry and sad at the same time.

... the only thing on my mind was: 1. F#*K Naija!!

2. Do I get her preggy so she has our kids outside?

3. Do I try convincing her not to go... but it's a little too late for that.

Or 4... do I avoid seeing her entirely till she leaves so we don't get intimate which will only worsen the whole emotional mess we're in rn.

I feel angry at myself for giving her too much of my energy when chasing her as she let me know on time she won't be available for too long and she doesn't want to get emotionally attached to anyone so she'll stay focused.

It's just sad mehn.

Damn! I need advice. I know I'll get over it with time but damn it hurts like hell. Na the 2nd babe wey I dey lose to Japa be this now

Do you know how annoying it is to chase a hot girl in Lagos... you go leave missed call tire. Chyke tire. Plan date tire. Buy gifts etc .. and when you finally get the barnie Naija go give you SmackDown collect am ? 😭😭

shouldn't bother you..if she wasreally into you you can pay her bride price or do court wedding before she leaves. Or both. Husbands no too dey for naija ladies for abroad oo...so she fit spend the next 5 yrs of her life searching for Mr right she no go see shish.. na hit and run she go see. You are the price bro...do something on her head and she will be urs after some months or a year u can join her. If she is faithful a year isn't a big deal.

AwokenVawulence:
That's what i told him i no cook and gave him 100 naira,i can't keep this up . What is paining me is that he used the money for foodstuff to bye chain what the hell And i don't think they are sending him money anytime soon , si he would kee p on coming like i am his mom

him eye neva clear..hunger go give am sense by force.

Husband? Children? Extended families...colleagues not even bothered about neighbours cos over there nobody send u..na ur smell go attract them

Who are the major shareholders of this company and which regions in Africa are these cars exported to?

NotoriousBiggyS:
I stays in an apartment that has five 5flat , each flat occupied with 5 different tenants including myself. Before we uses direct electricity which we collectively pays monthly but recently got change to prepaid meter. With each fat with it own prepaid meter. The landlord refuse to bring another prepaid separately for the compound water Pumping Machine.
However the tenants come to dialogue and agreed to tap electricity from my own prepaid meter to the pumping machine in agreement that each tenant will be paying me 1000naira monthly. So I want to know if 5k can be enough to run pumping machine for a month?

Make una contribute money for prepaid minus am from una rent..and start recharging the prepaid machine to avoid stories that touch.

In the long run this tinubu method will favour the economy but many will be crushed before it arrives...it will favour home grown solutions to our problems. Only the political thieves..those who earn in dollars and ppl close to them will be able to purchase foreign goods...was just wandering if other viable alternatives exist..yeah...like tasking the rich increasing import duty on luxury good..imagine a 200 thousand dollars car with import duty of 3 million dollars no body go bring am enter the country and we will conserve our foreign exchange anybody dat can afford it has some explanations to make.

Good for him..we live in a society where rules/laws and common sense abound..he has the money to pay a hoover to suckkk the hellOut of his dickkk but he choose a young lady who has her future in front of her now she has been damaged for life with painful emotional scars. She won't trust men again and will be fearful after getting married..and it could be that he had been mistreating his wife and she didn't leave when when she finally held him by the jugular...it was fatality. There are lots of matuted discrete women who will gladly fulfil ur fantasy..

press9jatv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5rcHGWKMQY

A proprietress ask her corp member to kneel down

What do we called this oooo?

Source: @Dammycream2 (Twitter)

Are u playing...what kind of playing is this

You can't be a pastor and become a nackademus..one day e go cast and u go wish say ground open to swallow u up..u fit be pastor and decide to nack Yr pasta Mrs...left right centre snake in monkey shadow...and ppl go dey call u daddy in the lord..she sef no go mind..cos 2 na 1 but the day u begin do outside na sporty bet u dey play with ur ministry aka "fathers business"

In present day nigeria where things are happening a young girl should know going incommunicado for 24 to 48hrs is a recipe for being declared missing at least pick ur call if u go man House or u go hustle.

In some countries tries the sins of the father would be transferred to his offsprings...so ppl desist from corruption especially as it relates to national wealth.

Fhaze:
Pls i need genuine answers

Coz economy is frowning like dis

As a student how can 5k be managed for feeding only in a week ?

What scope can be used to save cost ?

Wetin u get for house..and hope you no dey do photocopy for handout...pay tfare and u get hot plate.

U don't av to nack or be billed by ur back up plan just maintain a cordial relationship for guys don't pop the question and for girls try and dont give urself too cheaply..avoid assumptions and be vigilant..

Billionaires don't bother themselves about fluctuations in their networth...their equities remain the same or increase and when the economy smiles they gain as much as or much more than they must av lost

Things are happening and one man somewhere will think he has seen wife. Better marry her..this lady can kill u...if its small thing let her talk to her family make una do enter house.

No worry about dem...dey get steady fuel allowance from their support which dem just lock up running into millions monthly..so even if fuel na 5k per litre dem go run am...

[quote author= post=126561821]Source: https://punchng.com/anambra-woman-sells-three-month-old-grandson-for-n50000/[/quote]my own be say young ladies should desist form giving birth out of wedlock and dumping the babies with their mothers to continue their wayward lives..some won't even bother to check up on the welfare of the child...if u are old enough to spread leg..u should be old enough to take care of the output yourself and don't expect one old woman trying to manage her life to begin taking care of baby..I don't support the grandma but if she dumped the baby with her mother and absconded she deserves what she got.

You see ladies they come online dey post pictures u think say dem no know wetin dem dey do...all na hustle.

Make we begin ban ppl from coming to Nigeria...Chinese...Americans...British...Indians...lebanese ...uae...Kenyans...southafricans...Ethiopians...Moroccans...Seychelles... to come to Nigeria to work they must write wazobia ielts

Just win one small political post in your community and watch millions flow into ur acct. Not joke..dem go
con do wooden bridge...sink borehole or well Or buy grinding machines and sewing machine...motorcycles and keke napep call am empowerment and loot the treasury dry...use the poor masses for photo ops..GOD PURNISH POVERTY.

Ayodeoba:
Hello Nairaland, pls I seek for your opinions about this isssue affecting our marriage life.
We re young couple, we just got married.
My wife had always been shouting of pain whenever we re having sex, I believe sex is meant to be enjoyed btw two party.
Any one with remedies or medication to use. Kindly help

make her high and nack the he'll out of her na why I no dey like some girls..dey do like chicken..wetin dey to sit on prick and grind ur man to satisfaction..if u feel say u dry go mall buy kiss lube use am lubricate urself.

Why it's good to marry before relocating and if u are schooling try find husband during the process or come ack to naija and try ur luck but the thing is to find good partners the best place is neighbours..colleagues...ppl u grew up with or some form of acquaintance. If u isolate urself no hope for u..both male and female cos ur only option will be online and that one na like sporty bet..any single lady in her late 20s or early 30 going abroad especially those regions wey cold dey should marry.

How many churches and mosques are in nigeria yet most are very terrible humans.

Body go tell am soonest all his money won't save him...he go be like one o kan or fit run mad

If Mr macaroni no end up as a politician make I bend.

How come many of them are having a declining young population

Who has link to the video..I want to check something.

If those cameras will produce evidence when an emi lokan is on the wrong side of the law.

If every one holds gun...Once in a while one bandit...innocent citizen...corrupt / innocent politician will be gunned down