₦airaland Forum

toshmann: lol

i have insisted that we should officialize pidgin english and use it more efficiently, people say i dey craze . . de kind english and englishes wey i dey see here for nl . . or worse still facebook . . . it's obvious that those wey carry runs pass jamb and waec have started graduating and becoming the youth of the nation . . .

wahala dey o


graduate

Don't go to Nigeria to get married. Find a wife here.

toshmann: Make I run comot from here. Una don spoil me on top the spoil wey I be before.

Make I go de find apartment joo.

Hmmm, Craigslist kwa. . . . ka m ga legharia Anya . . . . . America

Brah, naija scammers are on Craigslist be careful though. Bunch of legist websites are out there

toshmann: The bottle don grow?

I hope say u no be one of my friends wey don dey like 20yrs for UK. We de argue one time the guy say he from "Bendel" state . Everybody do fund raising to helep am go back home go visit small

Hahaha
Nah mehn. I am one of those naija kids their parents brought home as a teenager to get primary and secondary school education. I visit home every other year and I identify with my peeps the most. Many naijas are lost here though, mostly the ones that have family members living in states.

toshmann: I have never heard anything good about that Texas.


So now even the Naija people there are messing around too?
A friend told me Houston is like Enugu. As in, many igbos/ Naijans there and their usual gra gra wey no get weight. Gossip, jealousy, comparison and other Naija misdemeanors.
And now Akwuna is added to the list

I shame

Naijas in mars won't behave less than the ones in Victoria Garden city or bettter still, Ajegunle. DNA things

Diasporan: Go to Houston and Dallas you go see many Naija girls when be corperate Akunna.Don't get it twisted they gat good jobs but na their way

Those areas are too far, he maybe surprise to see that his church member that claims "holier that thou" attitude on Craigslist hustling for spare change.

toshmann: Atlanta
I love that city. Whenever I hit $2million I'm going to Atlanta to buy a house and settle.

So their girls wild too? chei! That will be ma nu home

My guy we be old school for yankee, we started the Nigerian reunion craze. We don plant bottle here.....lol

toshmann: Naija babes?

I've not known Naija babes here for promiscuity o. Abi I dey naive again

Akata babes, well, I don't know them much, I've not really interacted with african Americans much, but the Naija babes I see in Ohio seem decent to me. . . . unless

Ohio is more like a college state, Cincinnati maybe an aight place but you need to live in a larger city like Atlanta or LA, Houston to know how thirsty those naija girls are.

Texas.Cowgirl:
Where in texas did buy it?

I was in Sugarland and I believe she lives around there or South West. Maybe some one that is familiar with the environs can help

toshmann: They also have lovely girls
And you can have them without spending all your money as Nigerian girls would have you do. So UK aint bad. I had fun there

Aha, I forgot, they have good strip clubs too

With very magnanimous loose babes
What else d'you want from a country

Dude never you compare London Strippers to Atlanta strippers. Those girls are Olympic ready.

Diasporan: I disagree with the bolded.That is an established fact about African-Americans(Akata) and even Naija girls in America but not the whites.The whites are far better and more sincere and honest

Akata babes and Naija babes are thirsty for money.

Texas.Cowgirl:
Eyah, can't afford them with food stamps?

jk o
try Jamaican hard doughbread. 95% the same.

I ones ate Agege bread in houston, it was on point. I heard a lady makes it for sell. Anyone out there knows if she does deliveries out of Texas, holla.

nous: I miss relationship. The UK can be very lonely at times. I now understand why the suicide rate is high here despite the comfort.

And some guy on NL was telling me that he lived here in States before relocating to the UK. Nigerian men enjoy lying for no reason. I have visited UK over 10 times in the last 20 years, apart from the football teams nothing out there is interesting.

Suya, Agege bread and Togolese ewa agonyi
nothing else is worth missing apart from families.

babe_online: you are delusional because first, I stay in Manitoba not Toronto. Why are you assuming I stay in Toronto? and second, the Nigerians in Canada cannot be compared to those in Malay, US, or the UK(at least for now).

Its past bed time for you and I understand your bed is wet and you can't sleep until mama change your Diaper. In the meantime, sock on your pacifier
I am done .

babe_online: I live in Canada and not in the ''village'' . Its possible that their is now more crime in the UK than in the US...NIGERIANSSSSSS

You live in the hub of fraudsters? Toronto is where most Nigerian scammers ran to after 911. Stop being a hypocrite.

babe_online: if he does good every Nigerian and Nigerian black Britons living abroad will be happy but now that its something bad no one wants to associate with him and its a normal thing...dont be pathetic

Looking at your threads, you sound very paranoid. *Call me if you need some one to talk to*

babe_online: I am so sorry for the good Nigerians living in the UK. You guys should try to be strong . I have some people living in the UK too ...and if there is any other black/African that starts to feel the heat from this, tell him/her a Nigerian says sorry

Wazzup with you and your damage control? Don't tell me if this dude won mr UK you won't try to associate with him due to his last name?

mimifonwon: not saying anything bad, but i believe togolese, people from benin republic and cote'dvoire bare yoruba names too...why arent those countries ever mentioned, especially they are mostly islamic too. why always naija?

Nigerians are loud, so it is easy to identify the loudest in order to save money and time on investigation.

chiboy1928: U guys should stop all dis argument I knw d guy perfectly well he was my neighbour in uk and we shared d same apartment but he stay on d orda flat,he is a muslim and fr nigeria and also a yoruba as well,he is quiet one would neva tink he could hurt a fly all d same he has nigerian blood flowing in is vein I rest ma case.

If the dude won an innovation award, NL would have been filled with *odua* praises but unfortunately every one is distancing themselves from him. Imperialist controls the media, they tell the general populous what to retain in their brain (Nigerian on my mind).

2buff: These guys are making it hard for us to get visa

*Andrew no check out oh* Nigeria go survive oh! Nigeria must survive.....sing along!!!!

They have southern spies also.

tpia@:
I AM SAYING CUT DOWN ON THE LIES AND STOP LIVING A FAKE LIFE ONLINE.

Dude is a pathological liar. He may be one of those Nigerian students in the UK that tried relocating to US and was denied visa 4 times. He is just expressing his grievances

I thought British police only carry walking stick (club), whistle and wear Helmet? Rumor has it that British soldiers are only good for parades, can any one confirm this? Anyways, the Brit imperialist have done more damages that good in Africa. They see nothing wrong with Boko Haram killing innocent christians in Northern Nigeria. They Almagamated North and South and introduced indirect rule in Nigeria. They called the killing of Nigerian soldiers an Igbo coup which led to the death of millions of my beloved people. They should ponder in their sins and think deep cos the chicken has come home to roost .

obadiah777: THE MOST EDUCATED ? SO WHAT ? THEY ARE STILL 'NI-GGERS' ARENT THEY ? LISTEN HERE, ALL THAT NIGERIANS ARE THIS AND THAT IN AMERICA MAY WORK WITH SOME PEOPLE BUT DONT TRY THAT OVER HERE. I LIVED IN THAT GOD FORSAKEN COUNTRY FOR MANY YEARS. I KNOW WHAT GOES ON THERE WITH NIGERIANS. OVER 70 PERCENT OF NIGERIANS ARE CAB DRIVERS. THE ONES WHO ARENT CAB DRIVERS ARE INTO ALL KINDS OF FRAUD. THEN YOU HAVE THE CREAM OF THE CROP WHO ARE MOSTLY SECOND GENERATION NIGERIANS, BUT FOR THE MOST PART WHEN I WAS THERE, MOST NIGERIANS I ENCOUNTERED WERE HOMESICK. THEY CANT STAND THE PLACE. BUT THEY ARE STUCK. ONLY SECOND GENERATION NIGERIANS ENJOY THE PLACE

Dude I am doubting your claims of living in the USA. This is a faceless forum, impostor can do or say anything to prove a point. If you are educated or actually lived here you won't say 70 percent of Nigerians are cab driver. I don't want to call you a liar yet. Do you mind sharing your facebook info with us so we can verify the authenticity?

Where are those docile followers from SW that supported this Boko Haram man? Why have you guys gone cricket?

PAGAN 9JA:
There was a time when many societies were matriarchal and women took many husbands.

Bruv, this is your time to shine, such thread is long overdue.....lol
Make I leave dis thread for you. ....I come in peace *watching from my windom*

I didn't even say " Ewedu" and my post got hidden? Favoritism at its best.

Boko Haram financial secretary that obtained a degree from Sudan, lord deliver nigeria from the hands of terrorist.