₦airaland Forum

UNIBEN wasn't in the competition. Thank God, our pride is intact. Congratulations to all UNIZIK students and ex students. Congratulations to Nigerians. We are proud of this country however shitty. BTW, was there no Ghanaian university in the competition?

Choi! All of una nor get sense sha. This account was probably created by Kenyans to arouse our indignation. And it's apparently working for them. I dey shame for Nigerians. Kai

c++_crazy:
and na them vote pass

Exactly, their election anthem na "sai CPC, sai Buhari"

dondada1: Deportation is not the answer, Nigeria needs to tighten its borders especially the northern links with minimal security

Otherwise it makes no sense deporting someone that will return to the country in the next 24-48hrs.

Deportation is expedient. By this, it will be easier to identify the boko haramists in our surrounding. Most of these immigrants are boko haram look alike

Nigerian population- 150million
Real Citizen's population- 90million
Illegal immigrants - 60 million
So we now know why our population is this high. Porous border. Every tom, d'ick and harry can easily move into the country unchecked. Naija, home for all. E go better sha

Abrantie: Don't worry, our Ghana boys will revenge your loss in the finals.

Nigga, it's avenge. So much for "Ghanaians speak better English than Nigerians".

otumfour: A question for ur ugly looking arrz , are u using ur real age on ur passport?....I doubt it, the fact, u don't play football doesn't mean it's right to reduce ur age u know.....Kwasia boy like u, most of y'all dissing these boys abt age cheating are even worse......

sorry to disappoint you nigga, i use my real age in all of my documents. There is no reason why i should cheat. Anyway, thanks for confessing to the whole world that Ghanains are equally corrupt as Nigerians

otumfour:

GHANA VS EGYPT FINAL

GH4LIFE

you just have no shame. So you're happy that 28 years old plus players participated in a tournament meant for players who are 20 years or below and got to the final? Where is your dignity nitori olorun?

falamangaa: No we are just better informed that you guys who think you know much but, don't know shit and are ignorant as fucck. Unlike you guys who live in a bubble and don't know much about other Africans, we actually take time to find out, and appreciate more about others(both good & bad stuff)

No we are telling you that smart Kenyans have no time for those corny movies of yours. Being on twitter has nothing do do with watching corny Nigerian movies. It just that we are super connected.

Even those Maasais (From Maasai Mara) you see in the village do their transaction on their mobiles (MPesa) Have virtual accounts. So they aren't as dumb as you might think.


When white folks come to Kenya they mostly come to see wildlife, nature, and Maasais.

White folks pay to see Maasai's. Tell me a white man will pay to come to see a Nigerian? It's the opposite they are scared of you guys.

If you google about the history of Maasais when white folks came to Kenya the first time they were scared of Maasais because they were the most feared and brave tribe in Kenya. Maasai's didn't give a shit about them.

They are so proud of their culture and they haven't been brainwashed by white culture like the rest of us. I think those are the real proud Africans. They are also not that poor as they seem they have thousands of cattle. Most national parks & tourist hotels are on their land so they get some money too. In future as we fix our shiit i think they'll be like Indians in US because their lands are very valuable.

We were right afterall about Kenyans being animals. Tell me, who will love to spend money to see someone that looks like him? You should have kept quiet and leave us with the assumption that you guys are animals but no, you had to open your mouth to remove all doubt. I will also love to visit your country just to see the maasai

The future of Kayode is Ahmed Musa

tintingz: i dont argue with brainless monkey....to know about pidgin english visit wikipedia and educate yourself dumb head...pidgin english is even spoken in America, india, china, japan, new guinea, thailand etc each country has it own pidgin

It was invented by the slave traders to facilitate communication between themselves and the local leaders. Spoken in africa by ghana, naija, sierra leone, liberia and cameroun. It is english modified.

You wouldnt expect the uneducated monkeys to be versatile. They only learn about psuare and Nigeria movies. Kenyans, make una go rest abeg. Lolz, we concede defeat. You guys have won (e je ka pe were loko iyawo, to ba le je ki a ri ona koja)

UNIBEN alumnus at it again. Fashola for president to ensure development across the whole country.

@pendo, you do not have to take things personal. It's e-fight between Nigerians and kenyans, and you would not expect to hear a positive comments from Nigerians about Kenya. We are well aware of the civilization in kenya. We chose to feign ignorance to make the jokes more interesting.

OP i'm sure you're refering to the dirty yoruba girls in your neighbourhood. Edo girls, delta and girls from south east are very much beautiful.

How would you expect to see pretty yoruba girls when their parents have defaced them with huge tribal marks. The ones with no mark barely have their bath in a day.

Please en, if you need to see pretty Nigerian girls, go and stay in south east or south south. Endeavour to explore other states Life does no end in lagos or ogun state.

Their joining the APC might jeopardize the little winning chances APC has. This is no good news at all.

falamangaa: Please spare us the cheap jokes with the useless boring basket mouth type stupid jokes, even Nigerians don't laugh.
Don't even try exporting that none sense like your cheap movies to Kenya.

Like folks said only house girls watch those corny movies.

Don't be a hypocrite, you guys know virtually all our actors and actresses. Or are you telling me that most Kenyans on twitter are house girls/ house boys?

sweetcheecks: Look here you little tweet, I do not care what the helll your excuse is, this is unacceptable. And next time you wanna insult someone try next door couse am gonna drag your fuggly big nose azz use it like mop to mop up that field full shittt you got Ghana to play in. Can you not respond without cursing like a broken bottle

Please shut up. You keep oozing ignorance with each comment. You've always wanted attention from nairalanders, now you've gotten one, go and celebrate. Eediot

@kenyattaMoore:
#TweetLikeANigerian My Name is Chidi Ineko OH, Hobbies are acting like a ghost in Oga OH , I love eating Fufu , thats all OH !!

ahahahah!!

This shit is as dry as Ijebu garri. If something like this can be funny to the kenyans, I believe a nigerian who is no even close to being hilarious can venture into comedy in kenya and make it big.

Shollypopz: #someonetellkenya..Kenyas need bleaching cream to look like Ghanaians

#someonetellkenya ..Even mosquitoes complain bitterly about Kenyans...NO BLOOD!

#someonetellkenya Twitter to sue Kenyans for eating Twitter EGG

#someonetellkenya How do you kill 300 Kenyans?.......Throw a cornflake off a clif

#someonetellkenya Wasn't it Kenyans that donated cows to Obama when he won the last electon?

#someonetellkenya Someone tell Kenyans to complete their evolution to Homo Sapiens instead of disturbing us

#someonetellkenya The only thing Kenyans are good for is Kiwi Polish

Jisos! Jisos!

Luis Figo should be on that list and maybe Ashly Cole for his consistency

Nigeria is Friendly to rich Visitors but Hostile to the broke As.ses

Wise-talk:
Can you explain? When has praising a president become an epitome of stupidity?

You may start by telling me the qualities that made him the best President Nigeria has ever produced.

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson][size=20pt]No matter how you may hate to hear this, but the truth be told, GEJ is best president Nigeria have ever had. TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.[/size][/color]

Epitome of stupidity

His sense of Judgment. Having read and digested the attributes of a good first lady, he picked Madam Patience. Fighting corruption and at the same time granting pardon to someone who has been found guilty of corruption. Setting up committee for any issue that involves money(make money for reach many people noni ).

He's the smartest president Nigeria has ever had.

~Bluetooth:
In their stupidity,I guess they are planning to board luxury buses to attack the north.

Fooolish people

On the contrary, they'll start by killing the northerners in South East and then gradually invade the north through their neighbouring states

It's hightime we sent the Hausa race into extinction. They're the reason why there is no unity in Nigeria

Kassidy90: Obi diye.....or adiye obi in yoruba

Or adiye oko

Joke Section

The Home team always win in NPL