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FamilyRe: Tanzanian Who Spent 20 Years On Death Row Released, Brother Sold His 6 Houses by Cantonese: 10:33pm On May 21, 2022
Very terrible indeed.
PoliticsRe: Abba Bichi Gets N90m Duplex As Gift - Daily Trust by Cantonese: 3:53pm On May 21, 2022
ReoCoker:
While is struggling to erect a wooden stand for his vulture meat grilling business, the son of DSS DG is busy packing his kayà to his N90mil duplex at Apo....



May we not be useless like Buhari Media Cows (BMC)
No mind the fellow.

Abeg on my behalf give yourself a bottle of beer.
SportsRe: Kylian Mbappe Turns Down Real Madrid, To Remain At Paris Saint-Germain by Cantonese: 3:39pm On May 21, 2022
Great. I sincerely hope he can change his mind.

When you play with the GREAT MESSI, your life on the pitch gets better and very sweet. Football is made easy for you. Hopefully he remains with Messi to enjoy more football experience.

When you play with PENALTY BOX RONALDO, you understand how selfishness works.
PoliticsRe: Chartered Flights: Daily Trust Got It Wrong - Fayemi by Cantonese: 5:33pm On May 20, 2022
Rubbish report. Most likely would end up in court if it is not retracted. In this particular age, we know that there are very desperate and greedy politicians who can go to all lengths, irrespective of the EFCC or ICPC presence. However, these people know the consequences and surely would be very circumspect.

The reporter seemed to have been paid to make such a publication. He failed to tell us how much and how many trips had been used by BAT and Atiku, among other Lagos who vie for the post.
PoliticsRe: Protest At Giri Junction, Abuja by Cantonese: 4:12pm On May 20, 2022
Na wah
Car TalkRe: My Honda Accord Consumes Too Much Fuel by Cantonese: 4:04pm On May 20, 2022
Mmgboji:
The biggest problem you have with this car is the lack of communication with the scanner. Dem don rewire oyibo hand comot from the innocent car angry My Honda civic 2006 gets about 200km with with that amount of fuel. Get a good auto electrician who understands and works with a scanner. Let them trace all the wires and look for a short. The first place to start is to check whether the obd2 port is receiving the appropriate current. Once the car is able to communicate with a scanner, they can pull out the codes and evaluate the live data readings. At this point, your solution will be within reach.
“My Honda civic 2006 gets about 200km with with that amount of fuel”. Make una fear God na bros. Which kind lie be this na? With Honda car 200km on 2000 fuel? Abeg na bicycle you dey ride?
Car TalkRe: My Honda Accord Consumes Too Much Fuel by Cantonese: 3:59pm On May 20, 2022
Finobravo:
Kindly help me.
I drive a Honda accord car..2007 model. I just bought it not long. The problem is that car consumes too much fuel. It takes 3000 naira fuel for 36 kilometres which is way too much.
I have changed the Air flow meter sensor, the MAF sensor(I think) and the 02 oxygen sensor.
To make matter worse, car dosen't communicate with scanners.
It is driving me crazy as I don't know what next to change. The injector too had been cleaned, nosules have been serviced and plugs have been changed.
Yet no improvement.
There is no catalyst though. It was removed before I got the car.

Pls help a brother in need.
“ There is no catalyst though”. That may be the problem. Get it fixed. It is easily removed by those criminal panel beaters. It is a practice the world over because it is used illegally. Park your car for one hour in a mechanic’s shop, leave the place and it is gone before you know it. The thieves do very clean jobs of it.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Refuses To Pay Sex Worker, Says She Gave Him Tough Time (Video) by Cantonese: 3:52pm On May 20, 2022
Chaiiii.

See as the girl be like small local chicken, from up reach ground.

Imagine say the friend dey pretend like say im no know the girl before. No be do the girl kuku expose am? Shame no catch the two boys at all.

Women ashawo no be work o.

Jagbajantis people.
PoliticsRe: Ekiti: Olusola Eleka Withdraws From Senatorial Race by Cantonese: 3:38pm On May 20, 2022
“ Having consulted widely on the foregoing with my teeming supporters across the sixteen (16) Local Governments…”

A butterfly that considers itself a bird. Abi na snail we dey come out when dem dey call animal with horn. He was the political misadventure that Fayose embarked on that cost PDP the last election. Now he too claims “teeming supporters”. No be only teeming supporters, na t-shirt supporters.

His mates are dropping their godfathers with all the energy that they have and this one is here telling us that one godfather has chosen someone else rather than him. Why not purchase your form and battle it out with your godfather.

See him face.
PoliticsRe: Abia PDP Crisis: 3-Man Delegates Election Did Not Hold In Abia - Ikeokwu by Cantonese: 3:13pm On May 20, 2022
What’s the role of this man in Abia state government?
PoliticsRe: Wike, Fayemi, Tambuwal, 6 Other Governors Spend Millions On Private Jets by Cantonese: 11:06am On May 20, 2022
Very deceitful by the OP. Why have you chosen to avoid the names of Bola Tinubu and Abubakar Atiku? Why have you chosen just these men?

If it is about corruption, how can you prove the the resources of those you failed to mention were not generated by looting while they were in power?

Jagbajantis intete story.
PoliticsRe: Soludo: A Liar, Looming Failure, Hypocrite Or All In One - Uloka by Cantonese: 10:24pm On May 19, 2022
Hungry man.

Less than 100 days and you expect Dubai in Anambra state.

Jagbajantis intete.
Foreign AffairsRe: Ukraine’s Guns Are Now In Range Of Izium. That’s Bad News For Russia. by Cantonese: 8:32pm On May 19, 2022
Very irresponsible “invasion”by the mad man.
PoliticsRe: Victorious Mood Of Nnamdi Kanu And His Legal Team In Court (Photos) by Cantonese: 10:18am On May 19, 2022
updatechange:
Why are they raising one leg up?
Dem dey fire arrows to you. That’s why.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: US re-opens Embassy In Kyiv Three Months After Closure by Cantonese: 10:16am On May 19, 2022
kingthreat:
You all thinking this is a loss to Russia indeed.
First of all, Kiev was never the target. The Special Military Operation was for denazification, deweaponization and the liberation of the Luhansk people's republic and Donestsk People's Republic.
The reason why countries are putting their embassies back in Kiev is simply because they have realized that taking Kiev is not the priority. The reason for the attacks near Kiev in the first place was to put pressure on the Ukrainian forces from all angles. Then tactically withdraw back to the Donbass.
The world has to accept that Ukraine will not control the Donbass any more.
Are you still on this old and stale story?

Na wah for you sef.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: US re-opens Embassy In Kyiv Three Months After Closure by Cantonese: 10:14am On May 19, 2022
kingthreat:
I will reply you. First Russia never boasted of taking Ukraine in 2 weeks. Even US needed more than 1 year to take over the whole of Iraq. So conquering a capital in 2 weeks is a ridiculous western propaganda. Even Nigeria cannot be conquered in 2 weeks.

2. That was one vessel out of many. In war, things like this are expected. If they were not hit, Russia will not work to improve its naval defense.

3. Which of the important Generals? My guy, Russian generals plenty. That country has been focused on war since 2nd world war. This war is like a training ground.

4. The Nordic countries have always been tilted to the West. They have a choice of joining NATO, it simply will label them as unfriendly to Russia.

5. The embassies are opening because Kiev is not going to be attacked. At first, everyone thought Putin was mad and will take Kiev but now, Kiev will only be demilitarized.

For your own good, clear yourself abit from Western propaganda.
Then you are not informed in any way.

Putin boasted in August 27, 2014 that he would take Kyiv in two weeks.

Reports emerged Tuesday that Russian President Vladimir Putin said he could take control of Ukraine’s capital city in as little as two weeks, a remark that escalated already pitched tensions between Russia and the West in the lead-up to NATO’s summit in Wales.

Putin made the incendiary comment in a phone conversation with European Commission President José Manuel Barroso, according to Barroso’s account, published by Italy’s La Repubblica.

Putin’s mission has failed. Without clear signs, those governments would not have sent their diplomats there, seeing that there is an ongoing war and a threat to that city.

Please read and understand more.

Cheers.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: US re-opens Embassy In Kyiv Three Months After Closure by Cantonese: 10:08am On May 19, 2022
baralatie:
And the opting of a minsk2 agreement by Ukraine is a good decision?
Why would Putin not explore all the avenues to peace?

The agreement would probably have been implemented by now, if Putin would have allowed it. A bloody war monger whose only thinks in the direction of wars and violence. The major blockage Minsk II has been Russia’s insistence that it is not a party to the conflict and therefore is not bound by its terms. What’s happening today? Russia has become the aggressor.

Russia and Ukraine interpret the pact very differently, leading to what has been dubbed by some observers as the “Minsk conundrum”.

Unfortunately cities and communities have been destroyed in Ukraine, opening the avenue for contracts of all sorts to fix the nation.

Will Putin make a contribution?
CrimeRe: Nigerian Policewoman Cries As Man She Arrested Drives Her To Unknown Destination by Cantonese: 9:17am On May 19, 2022
Chai. There is God oooo.

The boy too resemble gorilla. Na bush directly e dey carry an go so.

The lesson to police officers: look well well before you arrest. Think well before you enter the car.
PoliticsRe: Oba Of Oniru Alerts Lekki Residents To Planned Attack By Okada Riders by Cantonese: 8:44am On May 19, 2022
Very terrible.

Okadas need to be banned all over Lagos. That Seriki stated that Fashola was tougher on them. Government should be there always to protect the citizens.
PoliticsRe: SDP Disowns Shonibare As Party National Chairman by Cantonese: 11:07pm On May 18, 2022
SensualMan:
Jagaban my man grin grin

He has started repositioning his party cheesy
The party that made him senator in 1998

SDP!!! For Progress!!!

On Jagaban testicles I stand in SDP




Amaechi:
“ He has started repositioning his party. The party that made him Senator in 1998”? How ? SDP? 1998? Na wah for una ooo. Eye service no let una dey look, think or talk well again.
PoliticsRe: Hausa And Igbo Youths Clash In Dei Dei Market, Abuja by Cantonese: 8:52pm On May 18, 2022
What is this issue about northerners quickly and easily burning people and their properties these days?
PoliticsRe: Amaechi: When I Was A Governor, Osinbajo Was Just A Mere Commissioner by Cantonese: 6:01pm On May 18, 2022
Very stupid comment.

Labalaba dey call himself bird. I am not an Osinbanjo fan but I know that he has never been in the same caliber as Osinbanjo.

While he was a mere personal assistant to Dr. Peter Odili, Osinbanjo was long a professor of law and very well known.

He should take his disrespectful comment along with him to Wike in Rivers state and confront him there. Na Wike be him mate, no be Osinbanjo.
CelebritiesRe: American Bodyguard Of Dababy Collecting Lagos Girl Number (Photos) by Cantonese: 3:32pm On May 18, 2022
Creamypie:
Nigerian girls and love for free wealth and cash. She plans that he falls in love, then take her japa to America. U can be very sure say na she go dey make all calls after their rendezvous for hotel tonight
Bros turn to girl na make you follow dem enjoy the benefits.
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Announces Total Ban Of Okada In 6 Local Government by Cantonese: 3:25pm On May 18, 2022
Why is it selective? Where should they carry their terrorism to? These six routes are those used by Sanwo Olu, the big man in Ikoyi and their group of friends and family.

Without delay this ban should be indefinite and total in the whole of Lagos. These abokis have made it a terrorist group. Their madness on Badagry road, Festac town, Satellite town are second to none. What about Ipaja and Ikorodu area?

Everyday we see an invasion of abokis on the back of trailers, with their bikes, arms and food products. Lagos appears to be at war for nothing with these unreasonable evil people.

They must be stopped by all means.
PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Shekarau Joins NNPP by Cantonese: 11:35am On May 18, 2022
Obviously all parties are affected.
Kwakwanso and BAT may be overrating themselves now, with BAT thinking that his name can give him the advantage in Kano. Kwakwanso exists largely in Kano.

IfNNPP and PDP hold out, then APC would have an issue with voters in Kano state.
PoliticsRe: Atiku, Obi, Saraki, Other PDP Aspirants Are No Match For Me – Tinubu by Cantonese: 7:30am On May 18, 2022
Jagbajantis intete.

First scale through the CPC and nPDP hurdle on your path inside APC.

Mr. Life Ambition who has also sworn to preserve his own life until he becomes the president of this country. A country he helped to eliminate its peace and unity nationwide.

See as him head resemble ozuguzugu.
PoliticsRe: Adamu Garba Picks YPP Presidential Form, Says Youth Have No Future In APC, PDP by Cantonese: 7:23am On May 18, 2022
Thanksful:
How much is their form? I wan check something.
It must be next to nothing.

After his irresponsible remarks on the Deborah issue, he must only face his brethren for his votes.
CrimeRe: Beer Barn's Statement On David Sunday Imoh's Murder By Okada Men by Cantonese: 7:12am On May 18, 2022
iampeterben:
Their story nor correlate
“ While we were engaging the mob, David, who was alleged to have used the charm, came out of our facility and was forcibly taken away from our premises by the mob…”.

What a lie. How on earth could the young man, seeing a mob, walk out of safety to meet them. The truth simply is that the security personnel of the leisure center, sensing danger to their facility, pushed the young man out of their place. They did not want their place burnt down and then sacrificed the young man, rather than protect him while inviting RRS and the others.

They took their time to construct those lies.

However who are we to blame? Some people in the name of a union choose to allow okada business thrive in Lagos, while they take in billions of naira annually into their purses. Reasonable Lagosians have asked the government of Lagos to effectively ban okada business in Lagos. Why the government of Lagos continuously endangers the lives of decent and innocent citizens calls for a probe.

Lagos has been overrun by these abokis, who have completely made their respective areas inhabitable. Each day they flock to Lagos on the backs of trailers with the bikes and arms. Government must effectively put an end to Okada business in Lagos. Ambode gave a timeline for the overhaul of the transportation system in Lagos, but one man who has pocketed Lagos, ensured that he did not return to complete his tenure. That same man swore that he must rule Nigeria before he dies. Hopefully he does not get there, otherwise Nigeria would become a complete agbero nation.

Jagbajantis intete.
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu: I Won’t Retire From Politics Until I am President Of Nigeria by Cantonese: 6:27pm On May 17, 2022
“I won’t retire from politics until I am the president of Nigeria”. As the owner of life, abi?
PoliticsRe: Seven Years After, Ese Oruru Now In The University by Cantonese: 5:14pm On May 17, 2022
At least she’s moving forward.

Rapists must never be allowed to go free, not to talk of child rapists.
PoliticsRe: FINAL WARNING: Release Nnamdi Kanu Or Face Continuous War, Gunmen Lists Nine Lgs by Cantonese: 5:03pm On May 17, 2022
Ndibunna:
Anambra state Governor Soludo Just made the lives of ndi anambra more vulnerable with his careless and shortsighted visit.

This is the after effects of romancing and taking pictures with terrorists.

Many were thinking that he has something to do with all his grammar but realized we banked on the wrong candidate.

Soludo continue chasing shadows.....Media Governor.
Soludo is not the problem please. No right thinking governor or leader would ever fold his hands and watch his people suffer such magnitude of losses. Ask yourself why Ekpa and his autopiloters singled out Anambra state.

Take your time to analyze the agitation for Biafra since Ojukwu, up till Uwazurike, now Nnamdi Kalu and the cruel minded Simon Ekpa. Draw your conclusion thereafter.

Should Soludo sit and watch certain individuals ruin the economy of Anambra state? Tell yourself the truth about it.

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