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TV/MoviesRe: List Of Top 10 Youtube Earners In 2019, As 8-year-old Made $26m by Cantonese: 8:42pm On Dec 22, 2019
MrTrend:
Below is the list of the top 10 earners in 2019;

Source: https://www.brainnewsradio.com/see-top-10-best-youtube-earners-in-2019-as-8-year-old-made-26m/
So this kind boy, you no go fit just take hand flog am for yansh " you this pikin comot there". Na security go wound person.
PoliticsRe: Seyi Makinde To Pay 13th-Month Salary, Still Using His Private Car by Cantonese: 7:58pm On Dec 22, 2019
Governor Makinde has 48 months in his first term. He has spent 7 months and people are comparing his tenure with Ajimobi. If Ajimobi/APC did well as said APC would have retained the governorship. The people of the state chose their preferred candidate on the basis of their experiences in the hands of the previous government.

The truth we need to know is that proper accountability, human capital development and infrastructure will retain a political party in a state for many years.

If Makinde is playing the populist card then in 4 years the electorate will decide. So he needs to be supported by the people of the state to get them to their places of happiness.
CrimeRe: Adoke’s Illness Stalls Efcc’s Interrogation Into $1.06 Billion Malabu Oil Block by Cantonese: 4:35pm On Dec 22, 2019
Johans1991:
talking of the armforces, What do you know about the armed forces?
I have good knowledge of the armed forces. Do you want us to discuss it?
CrimeRe: Adoke’s Illness Stalls Efcc’s Interrogation Into $1.06 Billion Malabu Oil Block by Cantonese: 3:08pm On Dec 22, 2019
Johans1991:
one day he will pay for it. God of karma is alive.
If his earnings are legitimate before God then let God do his job there.
CrimeRe: Adoke’s Illness Stalls Efcc’s Interrogation Into $1.06 Billion Malabu Oil Block by Cantonese: 3:05pm On Dec 22, 2019
Blindersoff:
Point out one case that Ozekhome has been a lawyer to that is not linked to someone who has been charged for corruption or for looting the resources of Nigeria.

He seems to have retrained himself to loot from the looters himself.

God punish him
Why talk in this manner bro?
Ozekhome's law chambers handle many cases daily either as defendants counsel or complainants counsel. That is the same for all big lawyers. You may take your time to verify. For lawyers it is about their profession and not sentiments. It is about getting paid for their honest jobs.

Have you heard of any lawyer getting jailed for earning his legitimate income, irrespective of the side that he defends?

Ozekhome does not loot from anyone. He gets legally paid for his job. Same goes for Mr. Femi Falana, Festus Keyamo, etc. Please check with them all to confirm. This is not politics but about their legitimate income. Cheers.
CrimeRe: Adoke’s Illness Stalls Efcc’s Interrogation Into $1.06 Billion Malabu Oil Block by Cantonese: 2:57pm On Dec 22, 2019
Johans1991:
ozekhome own is habitual, he is the defender of every corrupt crooked in this country.
That legitimately puts food on his table, pay his bills and also employ several Nigerians. May I ask if that is wrong in the eyes of the law?
If it is not may I ask again if he should stop his legitimate source of income?
CrimeRe: Adoke’s Illness Stalls Efcc’s Interrogation Into $1.06 Billion Malabu Oil Block by Cantonese: 2:54pm On Dec 22, 2019
Johans1991:
very legit. Iam serving this country with my blood and ready to die for the country.
Please tell us in what capacity? Those who are ready to die get conscripted into the armed forces or at the worst vigilante groups, where they can shed their blood. They do not make noise on social media.
CrimeRe: Adoke’s Illness Stalls Efcc’s Interrogation Into $1.06 Billion Malabu Oil Block by Cantonese: 2:52pm On Dec 22, 2019
executive12:
Everyone now has an opinion. And many of these holier-than-thou ones are probably involved in yahoo yahoo. If the Police nabs you now for whatever reason, it's still Lawyers like Ozekhome that you will turn to.
Why is it so difficult for our people to differentiate between reality and fabulous stories that they hear? Some are illiterately literate.

How has looting become the only crime in law books? When they get into trouble you find them begging for good lawyers who can get them out.
PoliticsRe: States Paying Ex-govs Jumbo Pensions Top Domestic, Foreign Debtors’ List by Cantonese: 1:45pm On Dec 22, 2019
Hienna:
One of the reasons Economy is dragging backward.
..
Lets make 5k daily and 30k in a week now... Legitmately...
Mail me to put you through.... Left to you to believe or not.
How can we reach you?
CrimeRe: Adoke’s Illness Stalls Efcc’s Interrogation Into $1.06 Billion Malabu Oil Block by Cantonese: 1:35pm On Dec 22, 2019
Blindersoff:
The way these politically rich criminals suddenly feign illness when caught needs to be scientifically studied. Chai.

Ozekhome God punish you for always being on hand to defend Criminals
Agreed that some of our politically exposed persons pretend to get their freedom.

But how does that become an issue with Ozekhome who is a lawyer. Lawyers are there for all, the accused and the accusers. Everyone has a right to defence and fair trial. If the prosecuting counsels fail to do their jobs appropriately, why should great lawyers like Ozekhome be blamed?

Can you name one great Nigerian lawyer today who has not defended a criminal?

If you drive your car and you grievously injure someone, that is a very serious offence. Won't you require a great lawyer like Ozekhome to defend you? If you are accused of a crime that you know nothing about, surely you"ll require a great lawyer to defend you. A bad lawyer is a passport to jail. So all the big men believe in him and his abilities. Ozekhome should be allowed to do his professional job. Or will you put your own food on his table?
CelebritiesRe: Chidinma And Chidiebere: Aneke Twins And Their Top 10 Lookalike Pictures by Cantonese: 5:39am On Dec 22, 2019
meobizy:
These clowns. Their only talent is looking identical. It reminds me of a pair of twin oloshos I was introdu
ced to recently. Should I make my fantasy of blowing twins simultaneously happen?
"Clowns" you call them.

You are a professional and well organised MUNTULA!
CrimeRe: John Markus: Police Inspector Shoots Colleague Dead, Commits Suicide In Abuja by Cantonese: 12:22am On Dec 22, 2019
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
You are a real niggarrr
Some men are just pussy niggarrrs. Discuss with friends
Any little problem they allow it overwhelm them and throw them into depression and anger

As a man always hang out with friends(real niggarrrz)
Smoke some weed, bang some pussies, drink enough alcohol
Just do one of this four things and depression and anger can never set in

As for me i do the four . I smoke weed, I bang pussies, I drink enough alcohol and i hang out with real niggarrrz

As am typing now am with one of my nigggar (Kelvin) in play house Benin city drinking some Heineken bottles
We don already discharge two runs babe
Once we enter inside house now na steady bombing ( china work) and smoking weed till day break
And your papa go dey happy as e born you say na pickin e born so. Taaaaaaaa gba fuoooo!
CelebritiesRe: Onyeka Onwenu At Wesley College, Massachusetts, USA, 1975 (Throwback Photo) by Cantonese: 3:54pm On Dec 21, 2019
powerfulguy:
I dont know her
Bros you are a well organised and professional MUNTULA, whether you know her or not or whether you like it or not.
PoliticsRe: Fowler's Fouls: What Tunde Fowler Did Wrong At FIRS By Faye & Fraser by Cantonese: 10:47am On Dec 21, 2019
WiLdFLame:
This article is nothing but balderdash written by one scum head southwest hating nymph.

You guys are pained Fowler entranced the West Point in FIRS against the impoverished North point

The economy of the nation has always been pivoted by the WEST..the WEST are the Only sole largest contributor in the nation’s GDP yet you guys think you can take it all...Lagos especially contributed 60% of the whole nation FIRS work(tax money) the West generate 80% of the Nation’s GDP...2023 YORUBA WILL CORRECT ALOT OF INJUSTICE

“HE WHO PAY THE PIPER SHOULD DICTATE THE TUNES”
You started well but ended off point completely bro. The Yorubas had their opportunity between 1999 and 2023 yet failed their people. The Yorubas have the VP slot now yet they dance to the music played by the North. 2023 is not for the Yorubas. Even if they have it, the same story if embezzlement will continue.

If the Yorubas generate 80% of the GDP why do they push to remain in Nigeria? Are you telling us that the oil from the South South is nothing? When you talk about the Yorubas, are you referring to Osun, Ekiti, Oyo and Ogun states? Can you tell us their contributions? Please do your calculations well.
PoliticsRe: Amaechi: Chinese Firm Embarrassing Nigeria Over Lagos-Ibadan Railway Stations by Cantonese: 10:28am On Dec 21, 2019
Then why would our government do business with a firm that cannot deliver according to the agreement.

Next do not be surprised at the statement of the minister. It may be a political statement with the intention of making people believe that government has played its part in the deal - which may not be so. We have had stories of how government either did not release funds or did not release in good time.
Foreign AffairsRe: Edgar Lungu Wants U.S. Ambassador Out Of The Country For Defending Gay Couple by Cantonese: 6:05am On Dec 21, 2019
Neurotika:
You want a foreign diplomat of a powerful country out of your midst cos of your homophobic inclinations. Inclinations that has no proven correlation with economic development. Interesting...
Anyone with a catapult there? You head needs a very good stone from a catapult.
PoliticsRe: Osagie Ize-Iyamu Officially Joins APC by Cantonese: 8:39pm On Dec 13, 2019
ORIENTATION101:
Obaseki will be shitting in hispants now cheesy
Remove oshomole led federal govt machinery

obaseki cant beat ize iyamu if election is conducted 100 times

Ize iyamu is a grassroot politician with huge followership, his detection to Apc has rendered pdp impotent in Edo cos alot of pdp Chieftains defected with him.

Obaseki should move to pdp and test his popularity cos he is not getting Apc ticket next year
In spite if his so called popularity he was beaten hands down by Obaseki/APC in the last state governorship election. Na wah for you o bros.
TravelRe: Uber Launches "Uberboat In Lagos" - Pictures by Cantonese: 10:36am On Dec 13, 2019
designking:
Here it is
Very funny sight. Abeg how does it appear to the governor? They look lik beetles!
TravelRe: Uber Launches "Uberboat In Lagos" - Pictures by Cantonese: 10:34pm On Dec 12, 2019
designking:
The only state in Nigeria witnessing real modernisation and innovation is Lagos State.

Every other state in Nigeria is a shithole and a waste of resources.

Seyi Makinde tapoline Okada initiative made me lose hope in his capacity to innovate and modernise Oyo State.
Please what is tarpouline okada? How does it work?
CelebritiesRe: Etinosa Idemudia Apologizes For Using Bible As Ashtray While Smoking by Cantonese: 10:16pm On Dec 07, 2019
lalasticlala:
Actress Etinosa Idemudia has apologized after using the Bible as ashtray while smoking and also vowing to use the Quran. She said she wasn't in her right senses.

Her action got her slammed by many people.

She shared a video where she apologized and wrote:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fImCTfVkIk



https://www.instagram.com/p/B5vr5AanQHM/?hl=en
Na lie she lie. When she heard about the risks involved if she dared used the Quran she quickly said to herself "omo make I no kill myself o". She quickly apologized to Christians thinking that someone might decide to end it all for her on behalf of Christians and Moslems.
PoliticsRe: We Attacked Rotimi Amaechi In Spain - IPOB Shares Video by Cantonese: 4:23am On Dec 07, 2019
Expert17:
U got his message clearly,.... We r not doing SPELLING competition........

U are just PAINED by the truth grin grin grin grin
Dear Mr. Supporter, it is understandable that you got into the fray. I hope you never forget your supporter's day meetings and also your "aso ebi".

I am "pained" by the truth that such irresponsible youths like you exist in this country.

Supporters are supposed to share the celebration or sadness of their favourites. That translates to the fact that they should accept everything, either positive or negative, thrown at them.

If you had carefully read what was written to your principal, you'd have found that it was not only about his spelling error and poor English communication, but his irresponsible tribal remark.

Clearly you are of the same grade. Without doubt you cannot write English properly and you are a very poor English communicator.

Hiding under the cover of the social media will never erase the fact of who you are i.e a blind tribal follower. Apparently you are led by a one eyed man and you satisfy yourself with the crumbs that are given to you once in four years to sustain your blindness.

I guess that you do not have a meaningful idea about your own tribe, so you are not capable to know anything about the other tribes that you unreasonably dislike.

Hopefully you can understand my very simple English and then transmit it to your principal at your next meeting. Junior MUNTULA.
PoliticsRe: We Attacked Rotimi Amaechi In Spain - IPOB Shares Video by Cantonese: 9:52pm On Dec 06, 2019
johnisaola:
I never fools like igbo in this country at all they are not united, but looking to bee precedent, some idiots among them looking for so call biafra, is this not madness
What a pity! At your age you cannot write simple English. Was that "president" that you spelt as "prececent"?.

When you were sent to school I guess you would run away from school during classes to work either as a vulcaniser or an Eleran. Infact you might have been chasing drivers to be their conductor.

No Igbo man will waste his time to respond to you. MUNTULA.
PoliticsRe: We Attacked Rotimi Amaechi In Spain - IPOB Shares Video by Cantonese: 9:46pm On Dec 06, 2019
bilulu:
Are you not ashamed supporting someone who stole from you to send his children abroad? Why didn’t you school there? Have you travelled to Canada before? Are his children better than you dat you re defending them? When will you guys learn to fend for yourself so that you can have dignity?
But you wicked o. Just see how you told the guy to his face that he is a professional OTIMKPU or better still he is an AGAFU. Someone please interprete those words to the mumu who supports those who whip them with canes and still close their mouths, stopping them from crying.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo’s 9 ‘Bodyguards’ At Shiloh 2019 Spark Controversy Online by Cantonese: 8:59pm On Dec 06, 2019
SimDan95:
What else did you expect from these so called religious lords, only the gullible will fall to their scamming tactics.

They would sell stickers, books and bands to u for protection and prosperity while they walk around with heavily chested, heavily armed bodyguards.

They would tell u pray to God for ur daily bread while they grow fat from the coffers of the poor congregation, their children attend d best schools and are treated as demi gods while they turn ur own children to ushers, choirs and evangelist all in the name of serving the Lord.


The Bible says “my people suffer from lack of knowledge” that statement is 100 and 1 percent true.

WAKE UP U GULLIBLE ONES.
Na sorry be your name? Abi na professional MUNTULA. When you reach outside your house tomorrow morning, find one soldier and ask am to slap you.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo’s 9 ‘Bodyguards’ At Shiloh 2019 Spark Controversy Online by Cantonese: 8:50pm On Dec 06, 2019
Birdeyeview:
A christain should be christ-like in all his dealings...
our lord jesus christ never went out with body guards or seen with any even when he knew caiphas and the phariseas of the sahendrin had plot to have him executed because he was the messiah...
all this so called pastors and aclaimed men of God are scared of death, yet they wish to go to heaven.
Then you are not a good bible student. What roles did his disciples play? When the Jews came to arrest him someone drew a sword and cut off the ear of that enemy. Who was that? And was that not a form of physical security? Jesus did not need men's help, rather men made themselves available to help him.

The bible is filled with stories of wars and violent people. The children of God took steps to protect themselves, fight battles and secure victories. The great victories that they recorded are what you and I enjoy today. If the Pastors have security personel around them, it is very important. Cheers.
SportsRe: Timothy Moten Quit His Job For Anthony Joshua To Defeat Andy Ruiz Jnr by Cantonese: 4:44pm On Dec 06, 2019
Prettiedame:
For people lazy to read. This man fights in a pattern similar to the orobo that beat AJ up

He donated himself for AJ's practice
He saw an opening and he got in. This for him will improve his status and obviously rake him in some very reasonable amounts. For now he has said bye bye to his cleaning job and welcome to his glorious boxing destiny.
TravelRe: Lagos-Ibadan Free Train Ride: After Low Patronage Passengers Besiege Iju Station by Cantonese: 4:16pm On Dec 06, 2019
[quote author=famagro post=84666023][/quote]Train don reach my area pass since. No be tribalism but realism. Abi na lie I lie against the people.

You too you follow go rush and enter for free? I pray say you no go die as you dey follow everything free.
PoliticsRe: Alao-Akala: I Collect Less Than N1 Million Pension As Former Governor by Cantonese: 4:01pm On Dec 06, 2019
Alao Akala should shut his mouth and hide his bleached face in shame.

For you to be qualified for pension as a civil servant you need to work fir 35 years or attain 65 years of age among other rules which are not simple.

A man rules a state as a governor for 8 years or less and takes advantage of his position to secure his future by getting pension and gratuity.

All that Matawalle said about Yari, which one has he disputed? The letter sent to Matawalle by Yari acknowleding some payment earlier and requesting a continuation of his payment was not disputed. That he used the state house to assembly to get the pensions law was not disputed. That he received 360 million on leaving office was not disputed.

The reason why genuine pensioners suffer is a few greedy men in power who are there to embezzle only.

Akala even states publicly that he earns less than 1million when others are hiding their faces shows foolish arrogance and unconcern on his side. He did not run two terms as a governor and now he receives pension for life. Thanks to the court for the pronouncement recently. All the received must be returned. That's what helps him ti buy more bleaching cream.

There are only a few people who are qualified to get pension. An example is the president who served for several years in the army.
PoliticsRe: DSS Tries To Rearrest Sowore In Court (Photos) by Cantonese: 3:26pm On Dec 06, 2019
Paperwhite:
Chai! And have the judge delivered judgement or just a display of their hallmark anarchy, impunity, brigandage and desecration of court process?

Nigeria is doomed.The upgraded version of the 1983-1985 tyranny have come to stay.What a lawless organization.
The Yorubas say "pickin no know medicine e call am vegetable". A huge size of the Nigerian youths were not born between dec 31 1983 & August 1985. During those dark periods Nigerians suffered in the hands of pharaoh and his men.


Those who heard and thought that we would have a better Nigeria voted in favour of the leadership since 1985.

There should be no cause to lament for them or at least they should enjoy the stage of things the nation finds himself.
TravelRe: Lagos-Ibadan Free Train Ride: After Low Patronage Passengers Besiege Iju Station by Cantonese: 5:39am On Dec 06, 2019
EcoBrick:
https://punchng.com/lagos-ibadan-free-train-ride-after-days-of-low-patronage-passengers-besiege-iju-station/
Everything free for their side. So tay wife na free. They can never pay dowry. We know the people. Na dem go shout and elect bad leaders. When e no work na dem go dey cry. Dem major food color na black. How dem no go ready to kill themselves to enter free train go dem place. Even dey ready to trek from station reach their house for there. Jagbajantis intete.
EducationRe: Python Killed In Tai Solarin University Of Education (TASUED) by Cantonese:
donprincebigt:
u brought the suggestion of hugging. I only saw the snake. u brought the hugging suggestion. be matured to take responsibility of ur words
You saw it first and identified it. Please lead the team to identify it. Hug it or lift it up to prove its age. Abeg try.
EducationRe: Python Killed In Tai Solarin University Of Education (TASUED) by Cantonese: 1:18pm On Dec 05, 2019
oldtruth:
You are the one wrong here. So, species only found in Amazon can't be seen in West Africa Tropicals?
Oh sure they can and they are found. But there's been no evidence of that particular beast in the West African tropicals. Moreso is that fact that it is not their habitat.

I bet you that if any is sighted it would be killed before you hear of it.

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