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PoliticsRe: Jonathan Taught Dickson A Lesson With Governorship Election In Bayelsa by Cantonese: 2:40am On Nov 18, 2019
couragemurphy:
Messiah that couldn't deliver himself. Smh for PDP-IG yoots and ipobiens. Same people are saying APC rigged the election, same animals are praising the ineffectual buffoon. I just CAN'T understand this confusion in the enemies' camp.

Anyway, may all my enemies be confused like PDP members and ipobians IJN.........



Arm chair analyst. Join a political party. Strive for an elective position in the party and a public postion. Thereafter you can condemn or support politicians. See your head like wetin barber do mistake cut.




Which Jonathan? You guys are looking for ways to make this ineffectual buffoon important in this election. Did he campaign for APC in anyway. Somebody that publicly endorsed his useless party. Now im don fail yakata una dey idolise am.

Mind you APC has been dominating his constituency even before this election. So how did he influence APC's victory now? Was he able to deliver his local government for Atiku?

Jonathan should be hiding in shame. A former President that has become politically "imbecilistic" in a very short time. Just like Obasanjo, they cant even deliver their polling Units for their candidates. You think it is easy to be politcal gladiators like BUHARI and TINUBU. before you argue, Buhari has a fan base of over 13million as we speak. Even without campaigning in South then with rigging of PDP under Obj, he still had over 7million fan base alone from North East..........

Yeye illusionists
Arm chair analyst. Join a political party. Strive for an elective position in the party and an elective public position. Thereafter you can condemn or support politicians. See your head like wetin barber do mistake cut.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Taught Dickson A Lesson With Governorship Election In Bayelsa by Cantonese: 2:37am On Nov 18, 2019
couragemurphy:
Messiah that couldn't deliver himself. Smh for PDP-IG yoots and ipobiens. Same people are saying APC rigged the election, same animals are praising the ineffectual buffoon. I just CAN'T understand this confusion in the enemies' camp.

Anyway, may all my enemies be confused like PDP members and ipobians IJN.........



Arm chair analyst. Join a political party. Strive for an elective position in the party and a public postion. Thereafter you can condemn or support politicians. See your head like wetin barber do mistake cut.




Which Jonathan? You guys are looking for ways to make this ineffectual buffoon important in this election. Did he campaign for APC in anyway. Somebody that publicly endorsed his useless party. Now im don fail yakata una dey idolise am.

Mind you APC has been dominating his constituency even before this election. So how did he influence APC's victory now? Was he able to deliver his local government for Atiku?

Jonathan should be hiding in shame. A former President that has become politically "imbecilistic" in a very short time. Just like Obasanjo, they cant even deliver their polling Units for their candidates. You think it is easy to be politcal gladiators like BUHARI and TINUBU. before you argue, Buhari has a fan base of over 13million as we speak. Even without campaigning in South then with rigging of PDP under Obj, he still had over 7million fan base alone from North East..........

Yeye illusionists
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Taught Dickson A Lesson With Governorship Election In Bayelsa by Cantonese: 2:33am On Nov 18, 2019
omenka:
Dickson violated one of the cardinal Machiavellian principles and the Laws of Power, and paid very dearly for it.

Unfortunately, he isn't the only one bearing the brunt of his misadventure, Wadata Plaza as a whole is.

Mehn, this an indeed fantastic feeling. Modath, come on, show some love. cheesy
Please quote that law of power.
PoliticsRe: Falana: DSS Has Given 3 Contradictory Reasons For Not Releasing Sowore by Cantonese: 2:13am On Nov 18, 2019
NwekeUG:
Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thecable.ng/falana-dss-has-given-3-contradictory-reasons-for-not-releasing-sowore/amp
When Femi Falana, Sowore and their co sojouners were jumping up and down the forgot the dictatorship of 31st dec1983 to august 1985.

Now people are getting spiritually and physically handcuffed and their mouths shut. The national assembly and security agencies are used to tie up the people.
Very soon hate speech laws will come into place and no one can talk anymore. Then those who voted in support of change even will not be able to vote in favour of freedom anymore.
CelebritiesRe: Busola Dakolo: Never Stop Voicing Out Against Rape And Sexual Abuse by Cantonese: 8:24pm On Nov 17, 2019
The judge said "empty", "cruelty" and "purely sentimental". For me I add the words "witch hunting".

If the Pastor was not a celebrity person would she have mentioned the matter?

If she was raped by a mad person would she have mentioned it to her husband? Would the husband have mentioned it to the public?

Just like I mentioned, they thought that they could make some money out of the man without an evidence. Sadly they are ending up paying the man. If the Pastor succeeds with his defamation suit, then this couple may end up in penury.
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa Election: Yenagoa Residents Celebrate, Mock PDP With Songs (Video) by Cantonese: 8:06pm On Nov 17, 2019
CrimeKsmart:
Wow. South South is moving to the next level.

This is really victory for democracy and the masses.

SE will remain stagnant forever until they embrace change
Sadly for you and hopefully to remind you that the South east refused to be bewitched like you others who have been bewitched already.
PoliticsRe: INEC Suspends Collation Of Kogi Election Results Untill Monday by Cantonese: 8:04pm On Nov 17, 2019
The sad truth is that this nations seems to have been bewitched by certain group of people.

I thought there was this proverb "the stick wey person see no dey chook am for eye". In the case of some Nigerian electorate, they begin to regret immediately after voting for the wrong person.

In Kogi state the wife of the president and El Rufai begged for forgiveness for Bello over his four years of misrule and for Bello to be returned. The election was a chance to remove him, yet the people consciously or unconsciously voted him. Whatever the negative consequences they should live with it along with the pain of regrets in their hearts.

In Bayelsa state the people clearly wanted Dickson and his team dismantled. They achieved it. Why do certain persons choose to live in misery in this country?

Let's all see how things turn out.
PoliticsRe: Charles Idahosa: Igbos Don’t Deserve Presidency In 2023, They Will Get VP Slot by Cantonese: 3:42pm On Nov 16, 2019
nairavsdollars:
https://www.independent.ng/igbos-dont-deserve-presidency-in-2023-idahosa/
The Binis are among the most ancient of peoples who fused together to make up Nigeria. The Hausas, Fulanis, Yorubas; Ijaws and Igbos under Aguiyi Ironsi have ruled this country.

Now it will not be bad for a Benin person to vie for the presidency of Nigeria. Are the Binis not part of Nigeria anymore? Or they want to classify themselves under the south south. Note that if the Binis classify themselves as the south south the Igbos too can claim to have ruled too as there are Igbo communities in the south south.

The question that should be put across to Idahosa is: When will a Benin man vie foe the presidency? Or do they not have any good candidate in the whole of Benin?

If they cannot present one candidate to vote for then he should bow his head in shame.
BusinessRe: Bill Gates Tops Jeff Bezos As Richest Person In The World: See The Full List by Cantonese: 11:50am On Nov 16, 2019
Dangote went from 64th to 87th. The reason: You think about it and tell us.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye: Sunday Faleke Led Thugs Who Shot And Carted Away Ballot Box by Cantonese: 11:45am On Nov 16, 2019
oguntola1:
Today is Saturday, my man is saying Sunday, faleke was in ur polling units on Sunday? Na wao, dinooooooooooooooo.
Go school una no go gree. English F9. Comprehension, Zero. Phonetics, well qualified and you no be oyinbo.

Dino Melaye said Sunday Faleke and not Sunday, faleke as you wrote.
TravelRe: Air Peace Crew To Dubai Wear ‘Isi Agu’ Suit And Red Cap by Cantonese: 9:45am On Nov 16, 2019
Fadomero:
The last time I was in naija via emirate air from Dubai I know the kind of well dressed and sexy looking air roasters not this old looking oo looking like those going for revival at the lord choosing, abeg the dress code is horrible
Dare to show us your picture. You go be like fowl wey rain dey beat.
PoliticsRe: Ramas Azuzu: Yahaya Bello Endorsed By 'Oracles And Spirits’ To Win by Cantonese: 9:10am On Nov 16, 2019
Hahahahahahahahahahaha. An APC member in PDP. The man clearly showed his sympathy to APC and his wish for APC to win. No be only oracle na IBM.

E dey find where e go see for chop. If PDP wins the story will change.Jagbajantis intete.
PoliticsRe: Appeal Court Restores David Lyon As Bayelsa APC Governorship Candidate by Cantonese: 7:39pm On Nov 15, 2019
Frankest20:
This new style PDP has resolve into is a bad trend. They succeeded in Rivers and Zamfara and still think it will work in Bayelsa. I am thinking EFCC urgently needs to investigate these judges that give such judgment. Let the people decide on who to vote for and not Court.
Is it the fault of PDP when APC fails to put things in order? If the PDP finds a loophole why won't they capitalise on it?

What played out in Ekiti and Osun states were enough to get PDP thinking out of the box bro. With the advantage of money, power and security forces, you think PDP should just keep quiet and lose more states? In this case a member of the APC went to court and not the PDP. Don't you read the news?

Bro you need to look at the issues arising before drawing your conclusion. What is the EFCC expected to do with the judges? Force them to confess to electoral crimes which they did not commit? Force them to produce monies not collected?

Bros na wah for you sef. Are you from Panya or Sudan abi na Khartmandou?
PoliticsRe: Appeal Court Dismisses Ogboru’s Appeal, Upholds Okowa’s Victory As Delta Gov by Cantonese: 4:28pm On Nov 15, 2019
axglide:
Great Ogboru one day you shall be governor.
Agreed. If you are wishing him to become the governor of Delta state, please give him one or twi advices:

He should stop contesting on the platforms of minority parties. Delta state is 100% PDP and he should join the PDP to achieve this his life long ambition.

PDP only allows Omo Agege win in his senatorial zone. In subsequent elections he will not win anymore.
CelebritiesRe: Bovi Shades Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo: “That Your Penis Will Rise Again” by Cantonese: 2:56pm On Nov 15, 2019
Rubbish talk please. The lady started an issue that she could not prove in the law court. She was foolishly supported by her husband who probably thought they could make more fame and money.

Now they have to pay the Pastor 1million naira. The Pastor can win the civil suit and make more money from that.

Our short sided public personalities took advantage to make more fame. Which of them will contribute toward payment of the fine? Probably too the lady was trying to prove to her husband that she loved him and would always be open to him.

Pickin wey no reach to tie wrapper if e tie am, one day breeze go carry am with im wrapper. That is the case of the lady's husband. When pickin when never mature begin to ask wetin kill im papa, the thing when kill him papa go kill am.

That said No rapist should be allowed to get away with it, no matter how wealthy, powerful or connected.

If this Pastor truly raped the lady, someday, somehow he will pay the price. No man rapes a woman and escapes. Time will always catch up with the person.

Bovi please carry your story go. The penis will always rise but the man will never rape or kill again if he ever did. Your own always rises. You have your own hidden secrets.
RomanceRe: Davido Wife Chioma Flaunts Massive Boobs As She Parties With Davido In Bahamas A by Cantonese: 6:29am On Nov 15, 2019
donstan18:
This lady is really pretty and beautiful.
Uhnnnn. Oyibo!!!! "Pretty and beautiful".
PoliticsRe: Musa Wada Mental Health In Leaked Medical Report: Ehimoni Sunday Sues PDP, INEC by Cantonese: 8:52pm On Nov 14, 2019
Tareq1105:
It's like you prefer to have a lunatic as your governor.
A "lunatic" yet an Engineer and contesting the governorship of your state. Lunatics don't do that. An "illiterate" President Buhari, yet your president and politicians need to drop his name to win elections. When will gullible minded people stop allowing politicians to deceive them?
PoliticsRe: APC Has No Governorship Candidate In Bayelsa - Court by Cantonese: 8:38pm On Nov 14, 2019
garfield1:
Pdp are so desperate and panicky,they dont want apc to partake im the polls.they want a free ride
"desperate" maybe yes, panicky, No, free ride, NO.

APC is so engrossed in other matters that the handlers of the party seem to be failing with the basics. They lost Bayelsa and Zamfara over elementary matters. They were warned of the dangers ahead with respect to other states.

The party leader is getting very distracted and busy dismantling APC in Edo state and at the federal level.

I thought they have overgrown such errors but it is clear after the Rivers and Zamfara elections APC leaders seem to be very engrossed with pettiness.

PDP always gets ready while APC seem to lost with the7
PoliticsRe: Kogi Election: Kogi East Holds The Key To Lugard House by Cantonese: 8:02pm On Nov 14, 2019
contigiency:
Your fellow PDP supporters have said the same thing. We can understand your sentiments. But be rest assured that Bellow will win with a very wide margin. It's unfortunate you said you are from kogi while you sound as if you don't understand the politics of your state. You may have to bookmark this because I will surely call you up on this come Sunday or Monday next week.
Have you looked at the barometer and done the political arithmetic?

It is not easy for Bello to win, how much more with a landslide.

Bello understood his political weakness in Igala speaking areas and quickly made their son, Onoja, his deputy. He got a Rolls Royce for the king, which was termed bribe. He got other Igala sons to support him. Do not forget that the Wadas are very strong and popular in Igalaland which is their territory.

Next Smart Adeyemi is contesting Kogi west against Dino Melaye. Dino is more popular than Adeyemi and will win the seat again.

In voting Dino, voters will certainly vote PDP/Wada. Bello will be defeated in Kogi west and east. Kogi Central is his territory and he is expected to do well there.

Everyghing is expected to go well, but some of the contestants woul have planned some underhand tactics to win the election.


For me PDP may lkkely win that state.
PoliticsRe: Musa Wada Mental Health In Leaked Medical Report: Ehimoni Sunday Sues PDP, INEC by Cantonese: 7:18pm On Nov 13, 2019
The state of health of the president was known to all before 2015. He contested and won. The same repeated itself in 2019 and yet he won. In between he has frequented hospitals in Europe several times, yet God who owns power, life and health have kept him alive and stronger than he was before 2015. As we speak he is in London on a private visit and the public gave ascribed meanings to it. God continues to keep him. I strongly believe that God will keep the president up till 2023 and beyond.

What is the business of the yeye man who went to court? Why did he not go to court before 2015 to stop APC and the president? Nonsense man. Is he the owner of life? If the electorate decide to vote Wada/PDP, how would that trouble his life?

Jagbajantis intete.
PoliticsRe: APC Governors To Oshiomhole: Resign As Chairman Or Convene NEC Immediately by Cantonese: 2:33pm On Nov 13, 2019
dre11:
https://leadership.ng/2019/11/13/breaking-convene-nec-immediately-or-resign-as-party-chair-apc-govs-tell-oshiomhole/
Una see am, una know am well well before una make am national chairman. Make una dey manage am dey go.
PoliticsRe: CAN President Prays For Yahaya Bello In Throwback Photo by Cantonese: 11:14pm On Nov 12, 2019
After seeing how Yaya Bello backyardingly donated a Rolls Royce? If na you nko? Certainly something followed the "intense prayer". Some ghana must go involved. Potentially a brand new Prado jeep to follow.
CrimeRe: Chinese, David Chang Declared Wanted By Lagos Police For Fraud (Photos) by Cantonese: 11:08pm On Nov 12, 2019
YorubaPrince:
A Yoruba adage says...

"Pesin wey follow Okoro pple waka, na mago-mago and wayo im go do las las! grin
Another adage says: ofenmanu pesin go take you make friend because of wetin e want to gain. if e no see again you go be him enemy.
PoliticsRe: Chioma Oyekaba 26th Birthday: Prince Eze Madumere's Wife Celebrates (Photos) by Cantonese: 6:55pm On Nov 12, 2019
realmedia:
SEE MORE OF THERE ROMANTIC PHOTOS>> https://kupelove..com/2019/11/3rd-wife-of-former-deputy-gov-of-imo.html
Stupid man. No wonder he did not know how far as the deputy governor under Okorocha. He's thoughts all about women. Now Mr. Nobody in Imo politics. If he listened to Okorocha he probably would have become a Senator too.

Yeye dey smell.
PoliticsRe: DSS Shoot To Disperse Protesters Seeking Sowore’s Release (Photo) by Cantonese: 6:10pm On Nov 12, 2019
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DonFreshmoney:
Our security agencies are animals.. this country is a shithole to be honest... why flouting court orders??

Why was I sent to this country when dem give birth to my mates in UK, Australia, US and Canada
They voted them into power in 2015 and repeated it in 2019. They need to learn their lessons and see if the will repeat it in 2023.

Dem say stick wey person see no dey chook am for eye. For the likes of Sowore the stick chook am and im.group for eye and remain jnside their eyes.

Na dem sabi.

As they say "to your tents O Israel"!
PoliticsRe: Photos! Update On Minna-suleja Road by Cantonese: 6:04pm On Nov 12, 2019
Three years ago, Suleja - Minna would not take up to 1 hour driving at 80km per hour. Since then under the watchful eyes of the party of the "saints" it degenerated and started taking 2 - 3 hours even with the danger of the evil men on the road.

Government should not be thanked for doing what the politicians begged to be voted in to do. It is their duty whether state of federal and must be held accountable. The same governor was there since 2015. What was he doing since? That is his way to Abuja and he is always in Abuja. If he does not fix it who should fix it for him?
PoliticsRe: Mo Salah Welcomes Isa Pantami At Cairo Airport by Cantonese: 2:46pm On Nov 12, 2019
tayebest:
Na wa oo!! undecided


Na footballer dey welcome our minister who is on an official visit? shocked


karyamu wayo, Allah angry
My brother, I weak no be small. Na footballer as we can see. The minister may be looking for connection for one of his pickins too into Liverpool.

If Salah arrives here na the following go welcome am:
1. Minister for sports
2. NFA chaiman
3. Club chairman
4. Selected ex footballers and current footballers
5. A group of babes for refreshment.

If Messi or Ronaldo arrive:
1. APC chairman
2. VP (audio) + Ministers to take them to Aso rock to meet oga personally.
3. Serious security
4. FA chairman and cabinet + current and ex footballers
5. Selected slay queens
PoliticsRe: DSS Beefs Up Headquarters Security Ahead Of #FreeSowore Protest Today by Cantonese: 2:33pm On Nov 12, 2019
LabDNA:
So this the new tactics. Divide all the charges into bits, if he get release for a charge, charge him for another, if he gets released for that charge, charge him for another one. Abuse of court processes, yet he wig-wearers in the judiciary allows it?

The judiciary is part and parcel of the problem of the masses. If a party can keep going to court to seek reliefs from the same court without obeying the court's last order, then judiciary is useless and there is no hope for the common man. The courts should be shut down and let lawyers and judicial officers go home and find another job. Let God be for us all in the jungle.

Any judge who entertains the new charge without asking them to obey the last judicial order is a persona non grata and should be derobed and debarred. He is part and parcel of the rot in the judicial system. My opinion.
Hahahahahaha. Bros wetin na? Ok the judge can be de(graced), detribalised, decommissioned and de-judged.

For your information, this government sought power and got it. Those who needed that power more used certain persons as their stepping stones to get there. One of those persons is the young man Sowore. Now Sowore intends to de-power them? Fa fa fa faaa fawoollllll.

The final result: they DETAINED him indefinitely using the same power that he helped them to get. It shows that they know how to maintain or service power, if I may say so. Sowore should read more about power.
PoliticsRe: DSS Beefs Up Headquarters Security Ahead Of #FreeSowore Protest Today by Cantonese: 2:22pm On Nov 12, 2019
DonFreshmoney:
But why this administration dey flout court order. Why are Buhari, Daura, and kyari bastards??

I wish they can burn DSS facilities.. but dem never born dem well..
At least Sowore can now understand what it means by "what goes around comes around". Also by now he has found out the Yoruba saying "pickin no know juju e dey call am vegetable"

Under the government of the "perfect gentleman" Goodluck Jonathan, hehehe, by now Ojota would have been on fire. Everywhere, Abuja, Kano, Minna, Yola, Jalingo, Ibadan, all fully supported or led by Sowore himself. Sahara reporters would have given information of Jonathan's generations, etc.

Now he knows the Igbo proverb that says that "hotwater dey kill tortoise". Do not forget that the goat that makes the lion its friend would someday end up in the stomach of the lion.

Lastly do not forget that "na play like play labalaba dey enter bush". Like joke like joke Sowore is being guided to life imprisonment by the same people that he worked hard for and ensured that they won the election in 2015.

O ma se o.
PoliticsRe: Otedola, Dangote, Osinbajo, Oshiomhole, Sanwo-Olu, Abiodun, Zulum In One Picture by Cantonese: 1:59pm On Nov 12, 2019
tonye33:
Was Oshiomhole trying to hide his face?
It is called POSING!
AgricultureRe: Poultry Farmers Beg President Buhari Not To Re-Open Borders by Cantonese: 11:51am On Nov 12, 2019
Those who have largely benefitted are the producers and not the consumers. For food, government should put price control mechanisms in place. As it stands now Nigerian rice producers have hiked their prices far beyond the cost of the imported ones. If there is a method of checkmating prices then food products can be easily accessible to all.

There are daily reports of some customs officers who aid smugglers. This way smuggling thrives within and around the border communities. Smugglers and some wayward customs officers are very friendly. So some customs officers sadly benefit also. Our police officers and other security men around those areas also benefit. Smugglers now even make plenty of money. How can rhis border closure work effectively?

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