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CrimeRe: Photo Of The Injured Tailor Shot By DSS Personnel At Garki Market by Cantonese: 12:17pm On Sep 08, 2023
Hmmm.

Do the functions of the secret service include intervening in petty disagreements, like this involving a tailor and client? Are they also allowed to intervene in domestic affairs, like husband and wife quarrel?
PoliticsRe: FG To Governors: Collaborate To Develop Regional Railway Infrastructure by Cantonese: 12:14pm On Sep 08, 2023
aklid:
I still wondered how on earth the rails were let to go away… ever since….
Until when buhari came… honestly honest be told Bihari tried on infrastructure and these rails
Oga, Buhari met railway in the advanced stages left by GEJ. He succeeded in connecting Maradi, in Niger republic, rather than getting the yeye Rotimi Amaechi to connect the whole country.

Where are the Buhari infrastructures that you talk about? Poverty infrastructure maybe.

If Amaechi had focused on connecting railway to the SS and SE, would it not have made sense. Infact it would generate more income for the FG, than the wasted Maradi venture.
PoliticsRe: FG Halts South-East Road Projects, Initiates Contract Review by Cantonese: 12:09pm On Sep 08, 2023
Bluntguy:
South East roads appear to be the worst in the country. May Umahi succeed.
Go to Ekiti.
Go to Osun.
Go to Ondo.
Go to Okokomaiko, Ajegunle, Lagos Island, Orile, Amukoko, etc in Lagos.
Go to Jigawa.
Go to Kogi.
Go to Kwara.
Go to Bayelsa
Go to Kebbi
Go to Adamawa.

When you go around these areas, compare them with the South east by yourself.
PoliticsRe: 100 Days In Office: Gov Oborevwori Inaugurates Multiple Projects In Delta by Cantonese: 10:29am On Sep 08, 2023
Odibembem:
This guy may well compete with Ikpeazu and Ortom as d worst governor in d history of this republic. There is no sign of governance anywhere, he has not even spoken a out a plan for mass transit to cushion subsidy removal, Keke seems to be what oil rich. deltans have settled for. The irony is that Delta residents are the most docile when it comes to demanding for good governance. They are so complacent, listen to their phone in programs and commentators on radio, they keep blaming FG even for d clogged gutters in Asaba, even for waste that are thrown on d streets. PDP can rape their wives and daughters, they don't care as long as APC does not occupy state govt positions, that's their joy, their sufferings and servitude notwithstanding
Why e too pain you so?

By the way is APC better than PDP? Lagos by all means will not give way to PDP or LP. How is that different?
PoliticsRe: Where Is Former Delta State Governor, Ifeanyi Okowa? by Cantonese: 10:15am On Sep 08, 2023
This OP got it wrong. It’s either he wanted to have fun or he does not have an idea about Delta state.

Go around Delta state and you”ll see for yourself why Okowa was called the road master. Even if I disagreed with his back door entrance into the Presidential race, the truth must be said that Okowa worked.

OP recently Kayode Fayemi said to the whole world that it was politics they played in removing GEJ. He admitted that GEJ’s government prospered Nigerians. If Sheriff fails, you will realize that Okowa worked well.

Do not let yourself continue to be deceived by APC lies.
AutosRe: Chinedu Oguegbu's Omaa Motors Unveils Its Plant In Ụmụnya, Anambra State by Cantonese: 10:15pm On Sep 07, 2023
Fantastic
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Are Generous And Last Long In Bed - Kenyan Socialite Shakila (vid) by Cantonese: 7:58pm On Sep 07, 2023
That’s on the lighter side anyway.

That remark should however be reserved for lazy men who only have time for women and alchohol.
PoliticsRe: Tribunal: APC Senators Have Right To Appeal; Atiku, Obi Have No Ground – Yahaya by Cantonese: 7:24pm On Sep 07, 2023
What an idiotic comment from a man who could not run his state well for eight years.

Why not advice the APC side to say the same things to their supporters.

The thought that some youths supported this fellow two times is nauseating.
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Lady Who Steals Sim Cards, Withdraws Money From Accounts by Cantonese: 7:17pm On Sep 07, 2023
Hmmm.

Even women steal SIM cards and loot peoples accounts?

See the lady sef.

“One eye have pia”, according to Chief Zebrudaya.

Abeg if your phone lost, make you search all those ladies sef too. It is very easy for them to claim innocence and get away.
SportsRe: Ballon D'or Award 2023: Lionel Messi, Haaland Lead Nominees by Cantonese: 4:25pm On Sep 07, 2023
oliverano:
There's no competition for Messi for this particular award. He's won it already.
My brother I hope o.
You cannot love good football without loving Messi. Football is a way. It’s about the skill. It’s about beauty. There are football players that make you happy on their good days.

Look at Ronaldinho
Look at Okocha
Look at Maradona, etc. Their skills make football sweet like wine. It’s not just about scoring the goals for me. It’s about the skills and the magic on display.
CelebritiesRe: Drake Shows Off His Bra Collection by Cantonese: 4:20pm On Sep 07, 2023
Hmmm.

Bros planning to start ok business.
Or planning to take am do juju for money.

Which of the two?
FoodRe: Check Out This Mosquito Meat Made From 500,000 Mosquitoes (pics/video) by Cantonese: 2:51pm On Sep 07, 2023
Absuchat:
grin
Did they drain the sucked blood before making the meat?
No mind them.
PoliticsRe: Were They Expecting Us To Be persuaded By Social Media? - Justice Yusuff by Cantonese: 2:50pm On Sep 07, 2023
DonroxyII:
grin... Una too Dey Know English Na ihm Make Una dey Lose Election ... Nigerians no dey Hear English grin

Weyrey dey correct my English ...I'm a Yoruba Boy From North-Central ...I no hear English grin.

Make English sef come speak Yoruba if dem born ihm Papa papa Well ....

Isi-ewu, Nkwobi, Onyeoshi ... grin
I be Nigerian, I dey hear English very well. You may be from Niger republic and na malu be your best friend.

As you no know English, no be one chance bus you enter since?

You see how life dey push you go front so? After now you go say village people dey suffer you.

Anyway the hard life wey dey wait to join the one we you dey inside so no be here. Continue.
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Has Secured $14 Billion In FDI Via G20 Summit - Temitope Ajayi by Cantonese: 1:53pm On Sep 07, 2023
Bbbwings:
Lori iro
No mind the jagbajantis.

First things must be first.

1. Security
2. Agriculture

Those must first be tackled. A bag of foreign rice stands at close to 50k. How can the so called common man have food on his table three times a day with peace of mind?

Each time they take of foreign direct investment, they make it look as it that puts food on the table of the poor.

In the end, we hear issues like inability to repatriate funds, etc.
PoliticsRe: Were They Expecting Us To Be persuaded By Social Media? - Justice Yusuff by Cantonese: 1:45pm On Sep 07, 2023
DonroxyII:
If you don't understand how the World Works or Nigerian works .. You can't achieve anything in this Country... Once You see US & Rest of the world Romancing Tinubu, U should know E don Go Niyen !

Peter Obi Can't Even Win Election in Togo or Uganda .... Talkless of Nigeria...

Weyrey ni Portable grin

Obi is a Boy grin ... If Atiku is Failing Since 1990s, Obi is a Jon Snow .....
Na English hard you so?

“ Peter Obi Can't Even Win Election in Togo or Uganda .... Talkless of Nigeria...”.

Follow follow without sense.

When you say “talk less” oga, it means lesser. Oga bewitched follower, what your yeye English means is that Nigeria is lesser than Togo and Uganda.

Anyway no be giraffing una dey take manage complete SSS English exam?
SportsRe: C. Ronaldo Misses Out On Ballon D'or Shortlist For The First Time In 20 Years by Cantonese: 12:16pm On Sep 07, 2023
“ He's the SECOND-MOST DECORATED player in the TROPHY’s HISTORY after LIONEL MESSI, who has won it on seven occasions, helping forge a period of utter dominance by the Argentine and Portuguese pair”.

At least now we know that Ronaldo is the second most decorated player.

I rest my case jejely.
FamilyRe: Hope Reunites With His Mother 7 Years After He Was Branded A Witch & Left To Die by Cantonese: 12:08pm On Sep 07, 2023
Each time his mum sees him in his terribly malnourished condition, she will weep endlessly.

Shame on Africans and their evil cultures.
Shame to the biological father of Hope.
Shame to their community.
Shame to his state and our nation.

Africans never value human lives. No wonder, the easiest thing is to take up weapons and kill. No wonder they watch each other die of hunger and extreme poverty. Shameless people.

Thankfully God got him a rescuer. A person from the land of civilized people.

I know that God has plans for the young man. His future is already great and secured. Hopefully he can be taken up Europe, where lives are valued and where his potentials and dreams can be achieved.
FoodRe: PHOTOSPEAK: Very Large Fish At Lameco-osogbo by Cantonese:
Eternitymedia88:
Dead catfish... Rots quick inside.
Would have made so much sense if it was alive
Matchet cuts on the head indicates that it was killed. It’s called monster catfish. Not always seen, but it grows massively and takes years to get to that level.

The dryness of the skin is from the sun and that it has been killed. Take it home while it is still fresh and you will enjoy better banga, nsala or pepper soup.
EducationRe: Akeem Babalola, UNILAG Lecturer, Accused Of Raping 20-year-old Undergraduate by Cantonese: 10:03am On Sep 07, 2023
saasala:
It is certainly not a rape, most likely a consensual sex in exchange for a favour which the lecturer failed to do his part of the bargain or deal or whatever you call it.

Feeling used and helpless, the best way for the girl to get justice and redeem her self worth is to lie on rape.

At the end of the day, this man, after all his turmoil and labour will spend the next twenty something years in jail and probably die there.

Is it worth it in the end? Nope.

A man who can control his prik has solved 99% of his problems. And sadly I am not one of those men but any puccyy deal I do, I do it with all consciousness and smooth planning.
Olodo. You must be an APC supporter. People who talk before thinking or reading.

How did you not read that the lecturer himself admitted his guilt? Or you do not understand English. What’s the business of consent when the guilty party admitted his guilt, without being forced.

Jagbajantis intete.
SportsRe: Ballon D'or Award 2023: Lionel Messi, Haaland Lead Nominees by Cantonese: 9:58am On Sep 07, 2023
I am a big Messi fan, but I think that Halaand should win it this time. He reminded us of Messi at the same age. Messi was unstoppable. Age has come, with 44 trophies; unequalled by no other player.

For me 53 goals of 52 matches in the Premiership was massive. It should go to Halaand.

However if they deem Messi fit, my own na to follow enjoy am.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Out To Defraud Our Party, We Welcome The Judgement - Apapa LP Faction by Cantonese: 9:48am On Sep 07, 2023
“ Peter Obi has just gone on a wild goose chase, imaging the candidate that failed to fund the Party in order to engage the number of required polling agents, also the filing of the witnesses outside the stipulated time has shown that the legal team is a failure”.

Fund the party? Labour Party? The party of the so called common man? To be funded by one man? From where? How?

Now it is clear that Lamidi Apapa’s grouse is his inability to get money from Obi. A desperately frustrated old native doctor looking man openly talking about corruption. He should be spending time in prison by now. Clearly the likes of this baba should be resting somewhere in his community drinking ogogoro, while waiting for his crooked contacts to fund his drinking life.

He expected Obi to fund the party. Ole. No be only fund. Na find.
PoliticsRe: INEC Is Not Mandated To Collate Or Transmit Results Electronically - Tribunal by Cantonese: 5:38pm On Sep 06, 2023
politicoNG:
There is no where in the Electoral Act where the Commission or its agent is mandated to use only electronic method in collating or transmitting election results.
And Mahmoud repeated it openly that results would be transmitted electronically.
Now you all can see what Obi meant by exposing the flaw in the system.
And they spent billions to get BVAS machines?
You all can see what corruption has done to this country.
Unfortunately many think supporting corrupt politicians will make lives better for them. The inability to hold political office holders accountable by the so called masses, will continue to leave them in perpetual slavery and misery.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi valid member Of Labour Party As At Time Of Nomination, Tribunal rules by Cantonese: 12:36pm On Sep 06, 2023
That cleared.

We are only waiting for the definition of the word “And”.
CrimeRe: Soldiers Rescue Kidnapped Victims In Zamfara, Kebbi, Kastina And Sokoto by Cantonese: 12:31pm On Sep 06, 2023
Good news.
PropertiesRe: Affordable Lands Selling At Queens Park Estate Mowe Ofada by Cantonese: 12:25pm On Sep 06, 2023
Is this still available?
PropertiesRe: Lands Selling At Max Ville Estate Asaba 50k Start Up by Cantonese: 12:23pm On Sep 06, 2023
Is this still available?
If it is, can so purchase one?
PropertiesRe: The Families Who Sold Land To Me Wants Their Cut. by Cantonese: 12:20pm On Sep 06, 2023
Hmm.

That’s the issue with lands in the country. Now that you have mentioned it to them, they surely expect you to either give them a cut or they sell it without giving you shishi. If the said land in within a good area, they simply will give you another one in a more remote part of the area.

I have the same issue currently. Certain strong men now claim that since I purchased the said land from their fathers, now we must SHARE the proceeds from sale if it is sold. The value currently is at 10m and they want us to split 50/50. Wahala dey. Infact they have asked me not to bother as they will provide the buyer.

All you need is care. If you attempt to force their hands, they get violent.
PoliticsRe: People At The Entrance Of The Presidential Tribunal Court (Pictures) by Cantonese: 10:02am On Sep 06, 2023
Hmm
PoliticsRe: Why Nigeria’s Refineries Will Never Work – Obasanjo by Cantonese: 9:40am On Sep 06, 2023
Think9ja:
Comments like this is what has kept us like this 63 years after independence. People are still looking for a strong leader. Nigeria was built on a very faulty foundation. Ten strong leaders cannot fix Nigeria. Until we discuss our nationhood, every nation of the earth will leave us behind.

A non Ti person cannot be governor of Benue State
A Christian cannot be governor of Nasarawa State
A Muslim cannot be governor of Plateau state.
An minority tribe cannot be president of Nigeria.

These are the issues.
We haven't discussed our coexistence.

Until we do that, we will be here in 2050 lamenting over the same thing
“ A non Ti person cannot be governor of Benue State
A Christian cannot be governor of Nasarawa State
A Muslim cannot be governor of Plateau state.
An minority tribe cannot be president of Nigeria”.

You miss the point completely bro.

Our nationhood is not the problem. The problem are the people and leaders.

Rwanda fought a bitter tribal war that took the lives of millions. With a great leader, they became the nation they are today.

All over the world, there are various tribes and religious groups represented in all the countries. There is no single country where you do not have diverse groups and religion. The Americans have different groups and religious inclinations. The same goes for the United Kingdom. The same for China, Russia, etc. All countries have different races, yet look at their societies. Leadership made them what they became.

Our country simply suffers very poor leadership. Nigerians have suffered severally in the hands of the leaders and now, there is non to trust anymore. The best people are not able to get into positions of power.

We have the responsibility to ensure, democratically that the best people find themselves in positions of power.

With great leaders, all the biases are wiped away. We simple need nation builders and not looters, who use religion and ethnicity to divide us further.
TravelRe: Why Is Lagos Blue Line Train Being Pulled By A Diesel Locomotive?—John Ashbourne by Cantonese: 8:09pm On Sep 05, 2023
ElSudani:
I guess to prevent people who steal components from the second Niger bridge from killing themselves in Lagos while trying to steal electric cables.
What happened to the dagger carrying evil people who call themselves iron kwande? Those who criminally hack security lamps off the posts? Whose principal job is to criminally remove iron placed across people’s gutters to enable cars drive across; who invade mechanic workshops and residences in search of what to steal; who go around with sacks to steal whole generators? Where have you placed them? Abi you forget because na your people?
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Vs Wike's Ministerial Portfolio: Which One Is More Lucrative & Powerful? by Cantonese: 6:38pm On Sep 05, 2023
With this OP’s kind of reasoning, truly Nigerian youths are lazy. No way can the country get better with those who support politicians who make life miserable for them daily.
SportsRe: Van Dijk About Van Gaal's Statements On Messi: 'don't Agree With His Opinion’! by Cantonese: 3:07pm On Sep 05, 2023
He will get over the loss. Never mind. With all his years in football, not winning the World Cup medal is a hard pill to swallow. Not having the opportunity to manage Messi is another hard pill to swallow. Not having the hope to win the World Cup makes life hard for him.

Rather than face Wenger and Alex Ferguson wey be him mate, he faced Messi.

Anyway see his head like pako wey dem dey take cross gutter.

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