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RomanceRe: My Neighbour' Who Is Tall And Good Looking Slept With A Street Hawker Today by Canvass: 10:08pm On Nov 26, 2020
Uncle93:
Lol if its about business minding ,you shouldn't even have opened this thread . All brown no brian
You mean 'brawn' and 'brain'. You're in too much of a hurry to insult rather than communicate. However, I take whatever it is you are trying to say in good faith and move on. No point bantering.
RomanceRe: Topics That Can Be Discussed In An Educational And Youth Symposium. by Canvass: 9:51pm On Nov 26, 2020
Importance and applications of Artificial Intelligence in 21st Century Nigeria: Next Generation Plans for Economic Growth and Development in Nigeria.
RomanceRe: My Neighbour' Who Is Tall And Good Looking Slept With A Street Hawker Today by Canvass: 9:42pm On Nov 26, 2020
Variety is the spice of life. Taste crass just so you learn to appreciate class.

Minding your business is a virtue, pocknosing and gossiping are vices.
RomanceRe: Have U Ever Bleep Ur Cousin? by Canvass: 5:10pm On Nov 26, 2020
It's called Genetic Sexual Attraction and it is becoming more common nowadays. GSA became a focus of study when Albert Einstein married his own cousin.

If you can live with your conscience and with the consequences if you ever get caught, go ahead. You've made up your mind. It's a waste of time telling you not to.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Caught In The Act by Canvass: 4:52pm On Nov 26, 2020
This table you're shaking, na serious sometin ooo. I was caught in a married woman's flat at around 11 p.m. Na straight to police station. Thankfully, the husband eavesdropped a little and heard our conversation before swinging into action. The woman was still telling me how her husband abandoned her and how she'd love for me to be decoding her codedly. I was still forming thinking about it while in the recess of my mind, I already gree. Na two days I spent for Singapore b4 the husband finally released me. Now, I don take after my Muslim brothers. To even greet married women dey do me one kind for body. Once I know you are married, I just keep my distance wella.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Approaches UK Over Proposed #endsars Sanctions. by Canvass: 2:28pm On Nov 26, 2020
lymelyte:
you want to sanction who big pass you? You when nor gree develop your self when you get everything at your disposal. When you always run to them for loans and good health facilities, why can't they call you to order or even sanction and ban you? undecided
Now that's the problem. We cannot keep having mechanics (Obasanjo) and herdsmen (Buhari) as our policy maker and not be controlled by better thinking people. It's such a shame.
Foreign AffairsRe: Why Ethiopia May Likely Loose Tigray Region. by Canvass: 2:24pm On Nov 26, 2020
Even if Tigray has a chance of winning ordinarily, now that they are bringing Eritrea into the equation, the job just got doubly harder for them. Such a foolish move firing a missile into Eritrea. It doesn't matter how much army they have, they are not fighting smart.
PhonesRe: Deceitful Offer From Jumia, Please Help!! by Canvass: 1:43pm On Nov 26, 2020
AFONAMARO:
Exactly my point. Why deceive people
That's how their own star do. My candid opinion is that you shouldn't bother wasting precious time, energy and money chasing your own money around. Cancel the deal, get a refund and simply quit doing business with them hence. Easier than most other options open to you.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Approaches UK Over Proposed #endsars Sanctions. by Canvass: 1:17pm On Nov 26, 2020
helinues:
Apologize?

Has SARS not been disbanded? What was the further protest for?

So Lagos State first declared curfew at 4pm on the day of Lekki event, but considering those that would be caught unaware, it was moved to 9pm.

According to the report, the army arrived at the scene at 7: 45pm when the protesters was just about to start their party.

Does it mean they were ready to defy the curfew declared if not for the army intervention?
Curfew was for 9 but the army arrived at 7:45. A whole lot can be done in 1 hour and 15 minutes. To avoid this kind of troubles, the army should have waited until the appointed 9. Plus the sanctions won't affect common masses that can hardly feed theselves talkless travel abroad. Those guys said sanctions for government officials found culpable.

However, that does not mean I agree with U.K or any country meddling with our internal affairs. Can we sanction them for whatever happens in their own country? Condemning government actions is the most I expect from any country. This is how we invite them in and make them our overlords only to start complaining later.
PoliticsRe: Arewa Group Faults Detention Of Sen. Ali Ndume Over Ex Pension Boss ,maina by Canvass: 8:49pm On Nov 23, 2020
ikabasa1:
abaribe forfeited ₦300 million Miata to be free
Still saying the same thing. The peculiarities of Abaribe's case affords him the chance to pay 300 million and walk free. We don't know the peculiarities of Alli Ndume's case. As we proceed, more shall be revealed but for now, a matter in court is not open for discussion except in that law court. If the elders really have something to say, they know what to do for effective communication. Coming to the press won't change much.
PoliticsRe: Arewa Group Faults Detention Of Sen. Ali Ndume Over Ex Pension Boss ,maina by Canvass: 8:17pm On Nov 23, 2020
Moferere:
Those Arewa group actually have a point
When it comes to law, I don't think superficial comparison is taken into account. The technicalities are far more important. If Abaribe is supposed to be remanded, the court would not have hesitated one second. We cannot tell the court what to do based on tribal sentiments.
PoliticsRe: FG Petitions CNN Over Lekki Shootings Report by Canvass: 7:57pm On Nov 23, 2020
So much for punishing CNN. I was looking forward to how the sanctions would be placed on CNN, only to have the government writing petition. SMH.
I maintain, the best way to punish CNN and any other perceived purveyors of false news is not threats, grandstanding or senseless sanctions. Just prove beyond doubt that there was no shooting. Don't have the Army saying one thing, Lagos State Governor another and Nigerian Government yet another. Conflicting signals only point to the fact that there is something to hide.
PoliticsRe: Cnn Must Be Punish For Misleading The General Public. by Canvass: 8:58am On Nov 22, 2020
blackpanda:
They can be banned from nigeria, which translates to no more advert patronage from Nigerians businesses plus loss of over 100million viewers.
What about business agreement signed by cable companies transmitting CNN in Nigeria? International Industrial court law suit loading. Do you think 100 million out of over 7 billion people around the world is that substantial? Nigerians advertising on CNN do not have Nigerians as the target market in the first instance, they are looking to come across as global brands. If Nigerians are the target, then Big Brother and Supersport on DSTV are better platforms.

The only way to punish CNN, I repeat, is to prove beyond all reasonable doubt that no soul was lost via the bullets of the army or police at Lekki on 20th of October, 2020. Can we do that?
Inconsistent statements from the army present at the scene, inconsistent statements from the Lagos State Governor/Government and unnecessary hostility and grandstanding by government officials are making that extremely difficult.
PoliticsRe: Cnn Must Be Punish For Misleading The General Public. by Canvass: 8:41am On Nov 22, 2020
Arewa247:
The buhari led government is too soft for allowing some misguided element to be spreading fake news in Nigeria. CNN Must be punish for misleading Nigerians.
Punishing CNN is not the problem but how? How do you punish CNN? By blocking their frequency on both terrestrial and normal bandwidth? Going a bit further and blocking their website from internet in Nigeria? Exactly how do you plan on meting out this punishment and make Nigeria still come across as an openly democratic country? Keep in mind that propaganda is very costly to the government but extremely cheap.to CNN.
The only way to punish CNN is for all involved to prove beyond reasonable doubt to the world that there was no killing at Lekki, thereby making CNN reports and position ridiculously stupid. Inconsistencies on the part of the Nigerian Army and Lagos State Governor is not helping right now. Let's clean our stable first before pointing out how dirty others are.
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Gives Yoruba Lessons To Julie Adenuga by Canvass: 7:34pm On Nov 20, 2020
bolaayenimo:
How many Yoruba Wizkid sef know?
Forget the forming, WizKid sabi Yoruba wella. Talking from personal perspective,I know he knows. You don't attend Ijebu-Ode Grammar School and not know your Yoruba. Plus, he was even a day-student, mingling with the locals daily.
RomanceRe: Really Frustrated My Wife Keeps Denying Me Sex by Canvass:
Classic case of Seven Year Itch in the making. They pressurise you into marriage, lose interest in sex one-half to two years into the marriage, telling you the marriage they are in is not up to their premarital expectations. Cause a lot psychological/ emotional pain. By fourth year, they fall in love with some other guy by omission or commission. Then begin to toy with idea of leaving their marriage. Meanwhile, if they suspect the man is about to move on at this time, they overcompensate by having sporadic but intense sex with the husband. Eventually, by the 7th year, they make up their mind to stay or leave.
Mister, it's a fairly popular phenomenon. Wait it out or move on. Those are the options open to you. Prayer and fasting is the third option but then you still have to wait for your miracle to happen bringing us back to the first option. Best of luck.
PoliticsRe: Opinion: How Umahi's Presidential Ambition May Truncate The Yoruba Presidency by Canvass: 6:30pm On Nov 19, 2020
So APC would be dumb enough to sideline their perennial lap-dog, Chris Ngige and Okorocha and give Johnny-just-come Umahi the ticket?

Anyways, I don't care who win the 2023 elections as long as it's a person that has the gut to initiate wholesome restructuring or break the country into pieces. Just very tired of answering the same name as those murderous cows.
SportsRe: 2020 Nba Draft Picks: Naija Boys Atugo Down by Canvass: 5:27pm On Nov 19, 2020
There were six Nigerians picked overall. Four in the first round and two in second round. Two of those grew up in Nigeria before moving to the U.S. Two of them are born and bred in the U.S. but they both were trumpeting their Nigerian heritage.

What's funny is that all six are Igbo boys. Did I hear somebody say Amakaaaa?

My bad. So they were eight in number. Awesome.
EducationRe: STIKE:Ministry Of Education Tells Students To Force Lecturers To Call Off Strike by Canvass: 7:33pm On Nov 18, 2020
And pay their salaries and other benefits via hand-outs, text books and other miscellaneous means. ASUU, stay and fight it out with these thieves in power.
EducationRe: Buhari Ordered Lecturers To Return back To work as he deemed strike unacceptable by Canvass: 7:26pm On Nov 18, 2020
If you think Buhari care about re-opening universities, you need to look at this....

EducationRe: Emmanuel Nworie The First Class Mathematician About To Be Stolen By Canada.. by Canvass: 7:14pm On Nov 18, 2020
engrchykae:
this is how we lost the that guy that made small aircraft as his final year project in futo about 2 years ago.
This is brain drain.
This northern controlled federal goat is not utilizing our human resources,they are deliberately allowing us lose human resources to the West,that's why the West always support the North.
Just looking through the heads of all government ministries, departments and agencies this afternoon and i realised we have about 85 percent Northerners, most with degrees in useless courses like Arabic studies, Sharia law, Hausa language etc I just SMH. I don't even know if it's restructuring we need or total break-up. Living with these murderous cows just ain't worth it.
EducationRe: Emmanuel Nworie The First Class Mathematician About To Be Stolen By Canada.. by Canvass: 2:17pm On Nov 18, 2020
Now, this is what I call practical response to a brilliant mind in distress. Not some oversabi people telling the guy to just walk into any IT institution and start learning programming without payments.
Nworie, please,get stolen quickly and don't bother looking back except to come fetch your family.
PoliticsRe: Chief Obafemi Awolowo MAJOR contributions as the western premier by Canvass: 12:03pm On Nov 18, 2020
Nice man. He may not be a saint, but he sure did his best just like Zik in the East and Osadebey in the Midwest. To the other tribes in Nigeria, he may be 'traitor' but I wonder where the Yoruba people would be without his early push for mass literacy in his region.

If Ahmadu Bello and Tafawa Balewa did as much up North, Nigeria probably won't be stuck with a president that failed O'level maths and didn't even offer elementary Economics. What does that one know about managing a country now. Wahala just be like bicycle.
RomanceRe: Why Do I Feel Intimidated? by Canvass: 10:26pm On Nov 17, 2020
You've forgotten that you have a profile and your profile and previous posts says a thing or two about you!
Anyways, keep it up. You can improve on your writing skills that way.
FamilyRe: .... by Canvass: 10:02pm On Nov 17, 2020
Righteousness89:
You 2 should Put heads together and talk about it.
But if he says he does not want it! So be it!

Traditional and Church wedding can take care of that!
The Church certificate is a Valid one..
Thanks jare, Mr Righteousness He knows what he want. What do you want? If your demand doesn't meet his supply, its a free market with free entry and free exit.
CelebritiesRe: Teenager Born With Male Genitals Gets Pregnant by Canvass: 9:56pm On Nov 17, 2020
Millimann:
Who got her pregnant?
That's the question?
Christianity EtcRe: 'Blood Will Flow, Nigeria May Disintegrate’ – Primate Ayodele's Fresh Prophecies by Canvass: 8:14pm On Nov 17, 2020
Sir, although, I perceive you are always using permutation and combination to make prophecy, it seem this one suppose real small.
We need a wholesome change to stem the tide of insecurity across Nigeria asap.
CrimeRe: ‘you’ll Die In 3 Days’ - Traditional Ruler Places Curse On Cultists In Benue by Canvass: 8:08pm On Nov 17, 2020
IamD18:
He should channel his curses to Fulani herdsmen murderring and butchering people in his state.



Foool
Why fool?! Reference to Fulani herdsmen is legit but calling him a fool? Why?
RomanceRe: My Girl Use To Command Me To Dress Her Up After Sex by Canvass: 4:03pm On Nov 17, 2020
Something from their past. Most women I know tend to attach much erotic significance to the predominant style used when they got introduced to sex.
If you can get into her head, her first experiences must be like she pretended to be asleep while the man first groped her with clothes on, then removing her clothes and doing the do before gently clothing her afterwards. All the while, she offered neither resistance nor encouragement.
EducationRe: *inside The World Of First-class Mathematician Languishing On Ebonyi Farmland(pi by Canvass: 11:07pm On Nov 16, 2020
tensazangetsu20:
Bros they are far worst than this. Unfortunately the MT scholarship only 9 people got it out of thousands of first class graduates that applied.

Classmates? The classmates fit never see work o. Which private university will? You never know how many jobs the dude has applied to. He ought to have been retained as a graduate assistant sef.
Please, stop explaining as everyone reserve the right to accept or reject his story. Some people be acting like they know it all just cos they are not the one feeling the heat. Trade places and you'll discover they can't even survive half of what guy has been through. To do programming, the guy just need to walk into any IT institution without tuition and just start learning.
CrimeRe: Reason Why Married Man Set Himself And Side Chic Ablaze In Benue Uncovered by Canvass: 10:51pm On Nov 16, 2020
Pam Shiminenge playing some shenanigans with Nicodemus, whose speciality is to prepare bodies for burial like Nicodemus did with Jesus's corpse in the Bible. SMH. R.I.P to you guys.
PoliticsRe: Dahiru Buba: Buhari Trekker Gets Car, N2 Million From Gombe Governor by Canvass: 10:41pm On Nov 16, 2020
RedNStripes:
Trekking finally pays off.
Judging by the fact that his mentor, Buhari, has three more years to give Nigerians economy- sinking policies, that the man has no job or trade and that he has 2 wives and 7 children, the reward given to him won't change his life much.
He needs to trek to Abuja once more and tell Buhari that almost all of his policies are killing Nigerians. Enabling environment is all we need to thrive and not senseless palliatives.

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