₦airaland Forum

admax:
They really buried an Oba like this?? Never seen it before in Yorubaland.

I think they use to chop the meat into pieces and give all the elders to eat!

Next time, just pray them "The Lord's Prayer"
I still believe that prayer surmarise all prayers we may want to pray for.

Set alarms and keep the alarms away from you so that you have to stand up to stop the alarms.

Don't go back to bed after hitting the snooze.

Remember "If you snooze, you lose"

Blackdeewhy:
And the GATE OF HELL shall not prevails...

Regular anthem!

ShobayoEmma:
The church is matching on and the gate of hell can not prevail over it.

Regular anthem!

NewsAgent101:
On my wedding day all my exes will be under one canopy outside my wedding reception

How much are you ready to pay them to keep them qwaeit?

olisaEze:
I know dis is goin to be news to u, but there’s nothing smart about what u’ve written up there. Next time think before u speak.

Ode

Pregift:
My husband has been sick for a month now. The problem started when he lost almost a million naira in a business deal. All of a sudden he lost so much weight, so I attributed it to the depression that he passed through as a result of the loss.

After like 2weeks he recovered the money and since then I noticed that he became sick, he has being coughing for more than 3weeks now, he suffers fatigue, chills, severe chest pain and general body pains. We have gone for test and the result said it's pneumonia. He has taken Drugs but it's till like that. He till coughs and feels fatigue everytime.

The issue now is that am worried and my mind is telling me that he might have covid 19. Please am scared. What should I do at this point.

It won't be a bad idea to go for Covid test.

olisaEze:
So what’s the point of dis post?

Read again and again and again....till you finally see the point. That's the only homework for you today!

All societal structures break down from the family. We need to go back to the "Home"

Gotcha....you trying to load one recharge pin into two phones!

This is the time we need all the people that walked from Lagos to Abuja for Buhari to come out!

Dem Waka-waka masters.

damilola4162:
Watch the moment Lionel Messi was pronounced winner of the 2021 Ballon d'Or award



watch the video below:
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Why can't you keep your mouth shut in the background

I fear the vaccine coming from this man pass Covid itself.

Bigredmachine:
I just embarrass myself now...

Nkechi told me she was coming yesterday to stay with me till Sunday, after preparing for her cuming... She ended up not showing up, I called her but her phone was off, till now her phone is still off...

Wetin I go do that girl if I see am ennnn

I had already bought exhibit before that night, I forgot I kept 2 in my back pocket, so this morning I say let me rush down to the bank and do some transaction... Just to try and bring out my wallet, those 2 exhibit fell out to the full glare of the people in the bank...

Which kind embarrassment be this for me this morning... Na for this reason I go beat Nk die

Never mind. You are not alone. It's essential commodity. I can bet you, atleast 10persons have same exhibit in that bank.

Make I tell you my own na....

I don't know where I go get this scratch on my balls. So I decided to see a pharmacist across my house. On getting there, I met Funke...one babe I've been disturbing on the queue. I get my guy I normally talk to at the counter whom I was waiting for to finish with a customer.

As the woman owns the pharmarcy saw me standing, she approached to attend to me, but I declined that Jude is already attending to me.
Next thing I hear from Funke was....They want to discuss men matter....maybe Gonorrhea or Staphylococcus. I feel like slapping her but I calm.

So when Jude finished now, we come enter inner room for him to observe and recommend drugs for me. You will not believe that this mad Funke girl was lurking around and peeping to see me pulling down the pants.

When I come out.....she said, "I said it"

Nigerian police can do all that and worse as long as they are still being paid peanuts.

Very patriotic man

G00DyBag:
Forgive me for the inconvenience sir. I type this with 50MB bonus data.

You are forgiven by God already.

Shoooo. What an insult!
If I were Buhari....I go just announce Ban on the whole Asia and Middle East.

G00DyBag:
Please my brothers, I need N1000 to buy something to eat. My supervisor has issue with his bank account, so he was unable to pay I and my colleagues for the past 3 days. It's the garri I drank while working on building site yesterday afternoon that is still in my stomach. Lift me up please with 1K to my Pay com bank/ o pay, 8069 69 3328, Jimmoh Tajuden. I'm grateful in anticipation. Thanks.

How did we get to this point? You get money for data but will rather use it for online begging.

yanabasee2:
Whenever I read about Omicron, it reminds me of France president...



This Omicron is to make some people to cash out big time....

Sure. Especially the vaccine producers. Anyway, Covid is not going anywhere. We will all be living with it forever.

Las las it's natural immunity that will fight it.

MadamExcellency:
Romans 2:14-15 KJV
For when the Gentiles, which have not the law, do by nature the things contained in the law, these, having not the law, are a law unto themselves: [15] Which shew the work of the law written in their hearts, their conscience also bearing witness, and their thoughts the mean while accusing or else excusing one another

They have conscience and natural laws.

The last sentence is the only thing that makes sense.

I still don't understand how we Africans just believe some foreign religions are superior to ours.

It's because most ladies don't have anything to offer. Men know this and will continue to capitalize on that.

What are we even saying? Have most ladies not already accepted it that way too?

I guess only this f**kn feminism agenda ladies are pushing can reduce this trend.

Christians worship all days.

MadamExcellency:
2 Corinthians 5:17 KJV
Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

Sorry, how about deity worshippers?

Unless someone develops Amnesia...remove the "forget" part.


Forgive alone is enough!


Also, we need to remember in other not to fall into that "position" again.

Are you suppose to pay your tithe to church?

ValCon888:
They were not making any money like before.
That was when they remembered two heads is better than one.

Sometimes one correct head is better than two.

To slap this man dey hungry me.

The constitution supercedes the criminal code. "Any law that is not in tandem with the constitution is null and void". Over to you lawyers. Abi the constitution also criminalise Juju?

Good man. Blessings of the gods be with you.

If a job vacancy requires it, don't put. Atleast that's one slot left for someone that's serious.