₦airaland Forum

Cutehector:
I pirry yall mehn..

The op's well endowed sis and every boy girl raped by Catholic priests need your pirry, not me.

Cutehector:
U guys r just crazy..... Thinkn nonsense... Some people even think weda Jesus ddnt even hav girlfriends...

Mister, that gal is on a long tin if she takes up that assignment. Once she steps into that house the devil will begin to minister to the Reverend daily until in the end the Reverend's only excuse will be, "The Devil made me do it."

Avoidable tragedy

chuna1985:
No No and capital NO.

For the past 10 years, I've seen n heard about this kind of thing happening in Yoruba land. Its just too much bro.

See, just take a look at every region in Nigeria. We all suffer different problems or say evil reputation from the actions of others and as such, we cannot judge a whole tribe simply because of the actions of few. Bro, this is a plea for peace. Let people be judged and suffer for their evil actions, not their tribe.

Please, Nigeria can only get better if we change our attitude towards each other. It begins with just one person. There's nothing better than living in unity with our neighbours, North, West and South.

I have tasted enmity with others and I have tasted peace, and take it from me peace is much much better and fulfilling.

One day, bro, I hope you also come to this realisation.

chuna1985:
can somebody from South West(preferably Ogun) explain to me why Ogun is like a ritual hub in Nigeria ooo.

THIS IS THE HEIGHT.

bro, even though e-tribal wars on nairaland did not start with us, let us be the reason it comes to an end. We're much better than that. Besides, no matter as we may try to deny it, whatever tragedy the North or West suffers the East also suffers. That's the result of having lived together for 100 years now. Hope you understand my point.

When will this failed programme called NYSC be finally scrapped? The numerous deaths of NYSC members serving in other states could easily have been avoided. How many more should be sacrificed to this useless scheme before the government realises its importance has been long dead?

Death sentence should be another matter that should be looked into for rapists. This is just too much for Chrissakes! Rapists deserve No 1 among the top 10 worst cases of death in the history of mankind. I recommend death by execution of any of the 1001 Ways To Die.

nkemdi89:
My friend confirm or refute my point and don't tell me to shut up cos we are not in your monthly family meeting they always end in chaos, if you follow the story of cynthia along the line that element of greed was also present cos I see no reason why you should enter a transaction with someone you have no background info about. After being deceived of a cheaper offer or rather the pretty discount, thereby mixing business with pleasure. Any serious business minded person dealing with a stranger wouldn't go alone in a hotel room being paid by them, go back to the story and remove sentiment please, mind you before any crime can be fixed it needs to be diagonised or better still the causative factor has to be identified.

absolutely making sense post.

Bflexing:
Give it up for another I.D.I.O.T in the building!!

Oh now you know what it feels like to be labeled tribalistically on account of the deeds of others. Hypocrite. You have no problem cutting others with your bigoted tongues but scream in intolerable pain when you receive the same treatment from others. Bigot.

fellis:
@Op,
Try again to talk to your husband, let him understand how important kissing is to your relationship.
Sit him down when he is in a good mood, be playful about it and present your case in a loving non threatening manner.
Hopefully he will see reason and change

But if he insists on being a disgusting sadist homosexual, selfish asshole and tries to deprive you of an important part of intimacy then by all means cheat on him.
Cheat wella, to your hearts content.
Go back to your ex and do all manner of tongue gymnastics with him, french kissing, german kissing, italian kissing etc. But guard your infidelity with your life.
Make sure hubby never finds out.
All the best!

Ps, if you decide to go for option 2 then don't feel guilty about it at all. Men are selfish cu^nts that won't hesitate to cheat on you if you deprive them of any kind of intimacy.

Madam, for your mind now you think you can guard infidelity successfully. It were better you divorced him to be free to practice every kind of kissing gymnastic with your ex or other men than do it under the umbrella/institution of marriage. You're playing with serious deadly, poisonous, lethal fire. Your type is the reason why many good men are serving jail term for murder.

Op, I gbadun your parol no be lie

The mindset of many is opposed to dreaming, that is why there are only few achievers.

Oya chop knuckle

lilmax:
You did something wrong

Is that how you react to every wrong your wife does, applying fisticuffs?

@Op, first things first, seek separation from him. Any husband who turns heavyweight boxer only against his wife is a spineless coward with very little self-confidence which explains his peculiar tendency to employ brute force when he discovers to his horror that he is not able to match his intelligence with his wife's which translates to an unforgivable injury to his pride and ego, and as such should be severely punished with battery to avoid future re-occurrence. The problem is that it becomes a habit that cannot never be changed by keeping silent or trying to reason with him. Any day you speak up, irrespective of how long you've put up with his excesses without complaining, he reacts the only way he knows - with multiple punches to your eyes, jaws, chin, nose, teeth, stomach, etc. It is now his defense mechanism. What is yours? Silence?

Lady, I can only say you got married to Kim Jong-un in a man's body. Your survival depends on your separation. This is your only effective defense mechanism if you want to live another day.

samkay12:
Well..

Girl's first response might be to say "Serves him right" but really what dumb rapist will stick his johnson in his victim's mouth.
That must be a pretty stupid idiotic Rapist

On the other hand there must have been a "rush of blood to her head" and she bit it off as an act of revenge for something he did to her in the past. Then she starts screaming Rape Rape for some sympathy.

If he was a Rapist then.. No comment from me..
If he wasn't.. then.. It's just.. sigh!!

I think I'll stay away from BJs entirely.. Better safe than prick-less

Your analysis of this report is superb and corresponds with mine.

That girl should be arrested and properly investigated. They could have just been making love but the girl seized the opportunity to execute her sick revenge plan for something-God-knows-what he did in the past, perhaps, for cheating on her without realizing she had knowledge of the deed. This action may portray her intense desire for revenge that she was willing to play along just to get back @ him. Her screams of rape were just a way of attracting public sympathy to her side because she knows people would first judge the rapist and investigate the victim's tale later, that's if they ever have the gumption to do that.



There are two sides to a coin.



In this case, he may have attempted to forcefully rape her. You know how wicked and heartless many guys can be. They will take advantage of a girl's trust and invite her over knowing she would not refuse since they've been friends for a long time and there wouldn't have been any reason to suspect his motives or it could be that they were lovers but his urge to penetrate her against her will was met with resistance. He may have beaten her up and threatened her with death if she didn't cooperate. The girl may have then put on her survival skill and played along faking cooperation, working her way down to his john to bite it off as that was her only escape plan. Who knows how she got his equipment in her mouth if it was really a rape case but then it worked. In that case, she is a brave lass and deserves a medal of honour for rendering a serial rapist impotent for life. Such bravery. She has done the society a great service.


@ your comment in bold

germainediva:
The lady in question neither has bad breath nor mouth odor...............hubby said he never liked kissing but was just doing it accassionally then to please her but that he can't do it anymore

Either hubby is a gay or he is cheating on you or he is no longer attracted to you. Explore these three possibilities cos the answer lies in one of them. Hope you have a plan of action in case it is any one of them.

As regards your ex, stop feeling guilty. Only thing is give him a wide berth otherwise you'll keep making the same mistake over and over again until your home crashes.

I really feel sorry for your marriage. Many ignorant folks here never take into consideration the fact that it takes a spark to burn a forest. The spark could be something as negligible as a kiss.

Your husband is a complete selfish and inconsiderate prig. Your body belongs to him as his body belongs to you. Married couples should never deny each other their bodies since their bodies are no longer theirs by marital union. If in any case he remains adamant in his stance on kissing, be ready to live the rest of your life without that aspect of your marriage. What's the worst that can happen?

londongal03:
You 've made my day

You're welcome, Missy. By the way, you look gorgeous.

adamskutty:
Those are not nigerians, my nigga. Those are biafrauds, biafrans or whatever they call themselves. Later they will say they control S.A economy through car wash business.

Unlike the Southwest, they don't rape their 3 year old daughters,

they don't kill each other through cult activities,

they don't use members of their families or neighbours for money rituals,

they don't sell human skulls or human parts for a living,

you don't find the skeletons of humans littering every area of bush in their state,

they are not as lazy as the Southwastes who cannot wait for their parents to die so they can inherit their property,

they do not become thugs whose only job is to become nuisance to themselves and to their society,

they would rather set up a car wash business than constitute a heap of obnoxious nuisance by taking to armed robbery and cultism the popular trends in Southwest.

Is it any wonder they lie in Southwest?

You can call them Biafrauds but they're much better than an offensive smelling regional piece of Southwastes.

londongal03:
MADAM TITUS

Let her be nah. Public toilets should also enjoy the dividends of democracy among which is freedom of speech. You're only wasting your energy exchanging words with a carrier of multifarious diseases, a slimy, sleazy, classless piece of rag used for wiping the cum and ass of any tom, dick and harry as long as he can afford N100. Don't downgrade yourself by giving her attention. You give her the illusion of importance. As the dog crap she is, just ignore her. She's way too insignificant to bestow much attention...such attention is an aberration of nature.

Op, forget your sister. She is not a stepping stone but a stumbling block if you let her. I tell you, family members are the WORST HYPOCRITES on the surface of this earth. Never trust them. Do that to your destruction. Your friends are better, much more better than your family members. I learnt this lesson the really hard way. They will bury you before you are dead given the chance. The only exception I find in most cases is the ever loving mother.......

I will never marry an atheist. No matter as one may try to deny it, our belief system ultimately impacts negatively or positively on our attitude, character, our habits and ultimately our future. I'd not like to build a home founded on Christ or engage in religious activities like attending church or praying regularly without the support of my wife as though we live in different worlds while I'd never like to impose my wishes on her to do what she's not comfortable with in addition to countless misunderstandings that may crop up in the future in relation to our religious beliefs, the thoughts of which leave me in a dilemma.

I'd rather spare myself such dilemma. I'd rather keep from marrying an atheist and save myself a load of problems in the future.

Orunto:
NO!!! athiests are insane animals. They do not have Wisdom, Knowledge and Understanding of good character. God is good and Christ is Character. The Bible, the main Instruction of God instructs Believers not to be unequally yoked with unbelievers, athiests to be precise.

This post eh Guy u dey vex o. Atheists are not creatures, they are human beings. Show some love.

gloriana:
hmm, i'v been thinking about this too oo

Keep thinking o...till Jesus Christ comes, then you'll have your answer.

French kissing

Tongue kissing

Smooching

Soft and heavy petting

Tapping free current from the opposite sex

Sampling the kpekus for future marriage purposes used to be sins in the past but no longer in the present.

The ones that still remain sins are fornication and adultery.

Op, no be for my mouth you hear am.

Will never marry or date a lady who smokes even if I loved her to pieces. That habit is a sure sign of disaster lurking in the future. I will never tie a noose round the neck of my future by taking her to be my bride, love or not. Never.

dalass:
Let me shed some light... Jesus Spirit died and went to paradise/ Abrahams bosom. On the 3rd day His Spirit came back into His body and after being seen by many for forty days. He then ascended to heaven with his body to his Father..

This should suffice. Alas, she's not the type who reads to be wise.

MizJanet:
Clueless being



Pls Address the glaring contradictions shown by the op or you move out .

I don qualify, na God win


Is it too much to ask why you're so keen on knowing the events that transpired after the death of Jesus? What is the biggie? Why can't you provide a rational and lucid explanation of this thread's creation as it relates to your personal conviction? Is it such a heavy task that you invent every possible strategy to avoid it?

Any answer, however accurate, addressed to your op is just a senseless object that tickles you, provokes your laughter. That is how insincere your op is and that is why it is folly to address it...that's, until you come out with the reason for your sudden interest in the death of a figment of man's imagination.

This is all sport to you, some exciting mental gymnastic of religious intonation, isn't it?

MizJanet:
lol, full of mockery @ bold

Besides , are you not the guy telling someone to visit a brothel , practising xtian



I dont have your time .

Ouch! Lolzzz. ROFLMFAO

Seriously, you made my day and I can't stop laughing.

You had to soil your fingers just to evade a very simple question.

Oh my, you love playing dirty, don't you?

Lolzzz. I can just imagine how deep you had to dig to fetch that statement. You have the natural qualities of a coal miner or excavator or undertaker. Perhaps, you're one of them which attests to your skillful ability to dig up buried trivia...

Babe, I only asked a simple question. Why are you interested in the death of Jesus Christ when you never accept the fact He is alive?

Don't tell me this thread is strictly meant for practicing Christians cos that will just be really cruel.

Mizjanet, if being an atheist makes you happy then by all means be happy. It is quite unnecessary to create threads to mock the Christian doctrines and beliefs as they run counter to yours. So immature.

Btw, why are you interested in the death of Jesus if you never believe He exists? Now I'm curious.

Those who say may his soul rest in peace and are christians are only deceiving themselves. They know the truth. That boy is cursed as an eternal tenant of hell fire where Satan is the cursed landlord. He is DOOMED for all eternity.

I only feel sorry for him. He is in a much worse state now than he was alive. All the problems of this life and the evil we suffer in it are just like the bite of an insect when compared to hell fire.

No matter the vicissitudes we face in life, there's always light at the end of the tunnel. Taking the easy way out is no solution to the difficult business of living.

Story reminds me of the poem "Richard Cory".

God does have a sense of humour afterall. The white Obama is Obama's white version.