Romance › Re: I Discovered That My Bride Has 3 Children On Our Wedding Day by Caseless: 5:27pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
I insisted that I must tell my people from my state enugu to Lagos  This chineduchinedu guy is a comedian. He really got me laughing here. I can imagine the look on his face while saying this and I can also see how he'd announce to everyone that his supposed bride-to-be has 3 kids like a village town crier while holding bell. Are you sure that woman is not an Ex prostitute who stayed in a brothel? No responsible woman will keep such information away from her man. It even took your uncle to consult a babalawo to unravel the mystery and reveal the secrets  Chineduchinedu, that woman isn't done with you yet. She could hire assassin to come and kill you. She could launch spiritual attacks too. Hold that your uncle tight and close - he seems to know the way. Why do I find this funny? |
Romance › Re: I Discovered That My Bride Has 3 Children On Our Wedding Day by Caseless: 4:34pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
chatinent:
Ok o.
We will come back to this later.
Okay?
Okay?
You gotta be kidding me.
On the wedding day, you were sleeping with her?
Okay?
If you cancelled the church wedding which was in 2nd October, it meant you did the court marriage two days ago with her.
I thought as much. Remember the first day after court wedding was October 1st? And second was the wedding you said you cancelled?
The same day you cancelled the wedding? You are begging her to stay?
Not adding up anymore. Well, let's continue.
Ok?
I pray you are not up to forty yet. I just pray because there is a permanent adage waiting for you.
Okay?
30 + 10 = 40. Okay, e no go tey you reach the adage.
Eight months? She controls you? She shouts at you? If you refuse, tell us the truth, she beats you blue and black.
It's okay, my brother.
Hello, I will tell you the truth and nothing but the truth. But before then, let me recap what you told her when you met intially:
This is what you told her, and that is what she did for you.
Now back to what I was saying, I will tell you the truth and nothing but the truth. I won't lie, ibu onye iberibe.
In anything you are doing in this life, try as much as possible make me and you no jam for road abeg.  Chinefuchinedu deserves some ass-whooping... What a guy. |
Politics › Re: Soldiers Attempt To Arrest Woman Wearing Biafra Outfit (Video, Photos) by Caseless: 4:23pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
Those terrorists are already losing sympathy. Don't use this kind of arrest to win more hearts for them. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Inside 'Area 52', A U.S Secret Base Where Bombs, Nukes & Poison Are Tested (Pix) by Caseless: 4:02pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
Dalil8:
 they're really self-centered. |
Health › Re: Body Is Swelling Up Without Cure by Caseless: 3:36pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
GenBuhari: It may even be the toxic pesticides in mosquito nets. Or simply the body soap used to bath. true. You know we can be careless as a people. So many things are overlooked. |
Politics › Re: Obizoba Chiemelu: Let Us Adopt Governor Yahaya Bello's Approach To Insecurity by Caseless: 8:13am On Oct 08, 2021 |
Agugbadin: Okene-Lokoja road is one of the most dangerous roads in the country security wise, this was where an Army General was killed and wife kidnapped is that not part of Kogi State, in this Kogi state we heard of cases where vigilante heads kidnapped people, killed them and sold their body parts to Alhaji. So Yahaya Bello approach is not working, stop spreading lies and misinformation. you people think when we talk about security, it's absolute absence of crime or Insecurity. It's relative. I think those in zamfara, Katsina, Kaduna, etc, would wish this is the kind of Insecurity in their state - one event or pocket of events. Just start thinking. |
Politics › Re: Obizoba Chiemelu: Let Us Adopt Governor Yahaya Bello's Approach To Insecurity by Caseless: 8:09am On Oct 08, 2021 |
Oluboh: You must give it up to Yahaya Bello when it comes to security. That man deals with them That's one aspect I respect Yahaya for. I've always said this. At some points, kidnappers were using the bushes along the highways to jump in front of a moving car and kidnap. He cleared the bushes and if your farm falls into line marked for clearing, he'd compensate you. He solved the problem of kidnapping and went on to destroy houses built by proceeds of kidnapping. Ankpa was a hotbed of cultism and cult-related killings, that town has been calm for the last 7 months. Every criminal is on the run. Yahaya has an approach to solve security problems. |
Health › Re: Body Is Swelling Up Without Cure by Caseless: 7:40am On Oct 08, 2021 |
needhelp909: My younger who is age 20 has been battling with a sickness for over a year now. His body is swelling up. Eyes, neck, legs and stomach. They all appear puffed. We have done all kinds of test and treatment, nobody has been able to diagnose the nature of the sickness. There is no pain whatsoever, just swellings especially after a nap. Also he sleeps more than usual. There was a period it went down for like 3 months. But now we are back to it again. He is having difficulty in breathing because of the throat swellings I will be attaching some of the drugs he is using. And will be available to answer questions.
Pls ignore the typos here. I have someone in the past who wakes up with swollen eyes like this and some lumps on his body. You know what we discovered about him? He develops that each time he uses cold water to take his bath. He stopped using cold water and treated his water before taking bath - it stopped. I think after some years, he can use cold water and be fine now. See, this might be allergic reaction. Change environment, change his water, change his drink, in fact, change everything. I pray it's not something more serious. |
Health › Re: Body Is Swelling Up Without Cure by Caseless: 7:36am On Oct 08, 2021 |
tutudesz: Maybe Food allergies or something in the environment is affecting (flowers), would advise he change location for a period of time needhelp909 I think it's allergies. |
Politics › Re: Adeleke: I’ll Provide Private Jet For Ooni’s Trips If Elected Governor by Caseless: 7:33am On Oct 08, 2021 |
Oyetola hasn't done much, so this dancer is having ground to talk. |
Politics › Re: Gov Uzodinma Flags Off ‘Exercise Golden Dawn’ To Tackle IPOB by Caseless: 7:29am On Oct 08, 2021 |
I never thought Hope is this brave. |
Celebrities › Re: Emeka Rollas: I Don’t Know Why Chiwetalu Agu Put On Biafra Regalia by Caseless: 7:26am On Oct 08, 2021 |
Focusmind: He was just chasing clout. What brought him to the upper Iweka with that regalia?? He did that on purpose. May be for popularity sake and personal ego. If you want to be a hero, show how you love "Biafra" more than yourself. He just went on attention seeking mission. |
Celebrities › Re: Emeka Rollas: I Don’t Know Why Chiwetalu Agu Put On Biafra Regalia by Caseless: 7:24am On Oct 08, 2021 |
DanseMacabre: Hmmmm.
Tbh, I don't know why he went overt with it too. Something like Abaribe's 'dot', or a generic image of a half-yellow sun would have sufficed.
Wearing the full Biafran regalia in such troubled times was really a gaffe by the senior man, except if of course this reaction from the army is what he was looking to achieve, as we have turned into a species whose sole raison d'etre is clout-chasing. He's too big, celebrated and loved for this stupidity. |
Travel › Re: Mistaken Of Identification by Caseless: 7:14am On Oct 08, 2021 |
SaintUlot: @powerhouse5050, 80% of Nigerians wish they were in your shoes right now, it will be a dream come true for them if they were sentenced to life imprisonment with their families in an American prison. Majority of them reading this thread will just be saying, see what i have been looking for since all these years and God did it for this guy on a platter of Gold and he is still complaining. what an idiot. |
Travel › Re: Mistaken Of Identification by Caseless: 7:09am On Oct 08, 2021 |
SUPERPACK: After the long read I am disapointed that the story has no story, background nor why you ended up in jail. Please add it because many users will read and pass. Secondly since you are an old-timer like you said it would be better if you seek help with that particular username, remember you are already down and have nothing to lose at this point. It will gain you more credibility and trust for people to help out. there's no need revealing his old moniker. You don't need that to help him. |
Music/Radio › Re: The Top Artists Majorly Involved In The Promotion Of Nigerian Music To The World by Caseless: 4:57pm On Oct 07, 2021 |
Gratefulheart1: Fela made afrobeats popular. Fela is a Legend internationally days of no internet. Days when wack songs don't sell. Not days like this when everybody is a celebrity. Celebrities were rare those days but yet Fela did it for Africa.
Recently Wizkid did, then Burna boy. Remove Froggy from the list, he only came this far by buying his way with money and playing the brains of many dull, wack youths the country is blessed with. But money has a limit. Cheating has expiry date.
Wizkid is one lucky kid. His luck changed years ago when Drake heard his Ojuelegba song and since then, Kid has been globing everywhere.
But it's just luck, not like he's among the top best singers in Nigeria. But at least, he's still better than wack frogged voice. you just hate David because he's from a rich home - typical of Nigerians. |
Celebrities › Re: How Far Has Reekado Banks Gone Since His Mavin Records Departure? by Caseless: 4:39pm On Oct 07, 2021 |
MusicGNG: This guy dropped one song with Wizkid during End Sars sha.. End SARS no let the song blow  Wizkid was too arrogant to attack Reekado in that manner. I think that was why many people streamed that song more. |
Literature › Re: Abdulrazak Gurnah Wins 2021 Nobel Prize In Literature by Caseless: 4:18pm On Oct 07, 2021 |
BIGDADDY000: See as HE resemble Wole Soyinka. focusing principally on writers such as Wole Soyinka , James Ngugi Wa Thiong'o and Salman Rushdie Here... |
Sports › Re: Newcastle Utd Set To Become World's Richest Club After Saudi Takeover by Caseless: 4:06pm On Oct 07, 2021 |
tayour917i: When are the Arabs buying arsenal they gave you a stadium name. |
Politics › Re: Abaribe Lied On PIA Comments, Says Lawan, Warns Against Press Interviews by Caseless: 3:48pm On Oct 07, 2021 |
Mayeldah: If all APC senators voted for 3% and only 2 PDP voted for 3% we conclude that Abaribe is right
I dont know whose interest Omo-Agege is trying hard to protect
I guess the South especially those in the Oil producing communites knows who their enemies are in the Senate
Omo-Agege won't be Delta State Governor in 2023, someone should tell him that. He can continue licking Fulani asses. are we having a senate for the first time? Why didn't GEJ make that happen when he was there as the president? |
Politics › Re: Abaribe Lied On PIA Comments, Says Lawan, Warns Against Press Interviews by Caseless: 3:46pm On Oct 07, 2021 |
helinues: When lies, hatred and propaganda are becoming regional things, what do you expect? Abaribe will say anything to be in the good book of those ESN terrorists. |
Sports › Re: William Ribeiro Arrested After Kicking Referee In Head In On-Pitch Attack by Caseless: 7:14am On Oct 07, 2021 |
His career is over. |
Politics › Re: PIA: DPR Scrapped As Senate Confirms NURC Board Members by Caseless: 7:09am On Oct 07, 2021 |
The entire staff structure of DPR will be absorbed into the new one right? It will be to charged with new responsibilities. |
Politics › Re: Anambra Election: FG Threatens State Of Emergency If Insecurity Continues by Caseless: 4:09am On Oct 07, 2021 |
saintjimos: Let it start from the north where were you when borno, Plateau and Yobe fell under this? |
Music/Radio › Re: Most Played Songs Of The Year by Caseless: 3:59am On Oct 07, 2021 |
IKBARUTEN11: Wack list @ op
No lemon pepper by Rick Ross ? make your own list or thread. |
Romance › Re: Groom Leaves Bride To Dance With Another Lady At Their Wedding Reception (Video) by Caseless: 7:22am On Oct 04, 2021 |
What an idiot. |
Celebrities › Re: Senator Rochas Okorocha Receives 'WHO Is WHO' Award (Pictures) by Caseless: 6:13am On Oct 04, 2021 |
Aluta |
Science/Technology › Re: South Carolina: Huge Alligator Chews On Six Foot Alligator (Pics, Video) by Caseless: 6:20am On Oct 03, 2021 |
I hate this animal. I love to see it being electrocuted by the electric fish. |
Health › Re: Lithuania: Surgeons Find A Kilogram Of Nails, Screws And Nuts In Man’s Stomach by Caseless: 6:12am On Oct 03, 2021 |
Commentor: Did they check his head? after kicking his booze habit, doctors said |
Celebrities › Re: Churchill, His Wife, Rosaline Meurer & Son Visit Maduka At His Lekki Mansion by Caseless: 5:26am On Oct 03, 2021 |
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Education › Re: UNIPORT VC, Prof. Georgewill To Deliver Keynote Address At 2021 Igberetv Awards by Caseless: 5:17am On Oct 03, 2021 |
IgbereTV, where's your station located? |
Politics › Re: Wike: I Am Not Friends With FFK, I Don't Like Fake Things (Video) by Caseless: 6:36am On Oct 02, 2021 |
This is pure comedy. I laughed all through.  |