₦airaland Forum

farmboy:
You are telling us your life story and what you want to do wicked girl. Why didn't you date when he was still teaching?

sweerychick:
I thought as much.. but my anger is the lies she's spreading just to tarnish my sister's image

sotall:
Lagos has become worse under him

Khd95:
Mad father khe, chaai

It was just a random mad man according to the person that posted this picture on Facebook, but bloggers have spin the narration again, I hail una oo

StaffofOrayan:
There are few as racists as Arabs
You can't blame them though, a billion muslims think God speaks and write Arabic.

dayo2me:
I would like everyone to contribute to this topic.

I am 29 years old, by next month I will turn 30. But I am not happy that I am turning 30 with nothing to show for it.

There are lots of job opportunities out there for 26 years old applicants only, if you are 27 you will not be considered. Even the outsourcing firms are on this age restriction too. I went to an outsource firm last month for job. One of the guys that work there checked my credentials and said 'you are 30, I told him I am 29 not 30' thinking there could be a chance for me to get immediate attention. The guy told me, there is an IT(information Technology) interview tomorrow which I would have sent your credentials to the HR but your age is against you. I was sad about this.

Now, my question is, "would there be any penalty for age reduction"? I am using WAEC and you know what that mean. I am planning to go to court for age affidavit.

Your contributions is paramount here. Thanks

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn

Slow down niggarrr
Nobody is dying niggarrr

Nigerians be acting the holier than thou
If you are in Benin city niggarrr
Let me position you so we can drink some bottles, smoke some weed and bang some ladies after that i will teach you some shit about life

Let me tell you a secret niggarrr

We don't actually hate corruption
We only hate the fact that we are not the one carrying out the corruption

CareerBegger:
Nobody will read this epistle na

Sodiquinone:
If its done by Muslims its torture centre, but when done by xtians its rehab home..

ATTemi:
This one still dey form barman. Make im calm down, till the breeze reach everybody.

Beosten:
Yes. To beautify women in those days, osun is usually used. But a bird known as Aluko has the color of osùn

Ekakamba:
After dey don well, the DPP should kindly do the needful.

anonimi:
You no sabi wetin you dey yarn.


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modelmike7:
They have forgotten that this is no more the era of the looting party PDP, that stolen and looting money was flying everywhere, looted by politicians and civil servants.
It is time for change.

fujirice:
I’m still not impressed!
Give this Ecuador team to the 2013 set and we will be screaming the sixth “goal!” For Nigeria.

Kul3ger:
And I though they said Rita Educhie is his wife

This Papa Pete wee just be forming ogbu upandan.

You cannur even smile and pose for the camera. Even with your family?
Nollywood yaf entered this wan blood finish.

Still, Respect to the Grandfather of Nollywood!!!

Oluwasaeon:
Everything will look stupid to him right now

Threebear:
Let's face it , this girl is obese .

Enough of political correctness , calling clearly unhealthy people - full size , curvy and other jargons.

Fat is fat and there are so many diseases attached to unhealthy weight .

Even Adele one of the most successful women on the planet has started losing weight .

Teni might be one of the most talented artist we have now but she needs to register in the nearest gym .

gabazin080:
aunty you wicked o. what if I want to born again after 10 years

Ishilove:
I celebrate you, young brother. Lord knows I am terrible at even basic Maths so I can understand to some extent your battle. It takes sheer guts not to have given up. I really celebrate you o.

I have a friend here (you know yourself ) who I call from work to give me the answer to some basic calculations in the office. The first time I called him was for him to explain to me how to get the percentage of a figure, and since then it has become a regular occurrence.

I am not ashamed to admit that I giraffed to get a borderline C6 in mathematics in WASSCE. I first wrote GCE in SS2 and got F9 in Mathematics and Biology, but I wasn't really bothered because I was using it to practice. The following year, the only topics I studied in Maths was Mean, Median and Mode because it was easy. I didn't bother with other topics because everything was like Greek.

Exam day, i breezed through the only MMM question, dropped my pen and turned to my seat mate, Richard to see if he had gone far so I could copy from him. To my utmost chagrin, Richard was dubbing from me.

Toh.

I knew I was about to be fvcked anally with a ten foot pole, without lubes!

When my guy was done, we both sat twiddling our thumbs and occasionally glancing round the large, silent hall. It seemed like we were the only idle students. Everyone was writing.

The invigilator passed by and gave Richard and I side eyes. I quickly bent down and formed activity.

That's is how we stayed for the whole 2hours 15 minutes. At the final 15 minutes, we had started to panic. Richard managed to answer one more question but I was sure it was rubbish, but I still copied sha. I was close to tears at this point.

In desperation, he turned back and saw that his crush, one tall, foine sisi like that had not only finished her booklet, but was now using extra sheet.

Richard exclaimed "Ha, aye mi o!"

He proceeded to snatch her booklet off her table, unmindful of her gasped protests and the invigilator close by, dumped it in-between us and the next words he whispered to me are forever burned in my memory.

He said: "Ishi, if you know what is good for you, you better write as fast as you can."

And write fast I did.

At the end of 12 minutes which passed in a blur, I had dubbed the solutions to 6 questions.

We both got C6, thanks to the grace of God and bold dubbing.

This is my WAEC testimony.

I and Richie have long lost contact but I still bless God for him anytime I think back to that day, almost 2 decades ago.

Willy7:
Was he banned from coming before? He is very much allowed to come, but it is the going that we need to talk about. Let him come and bury his parents, and after that let him tell us how he escaped the python.

Venerable612:
It’s called Kinesics....

It speaks a lot about a person.

The manner in which Sanwo Olu points and carries his body - you can deduce that he has an overbearing personality.

He doesn’t just point at objects, he points at people too. And in Yoruba land, it is disrespectful to Point at other people, unless of course an elder to a younger relationship.

It doesn’t mean he is proud - it just means he bossy.

The irony is that I find him to be an incompetent governor by Lagos’s standard.

Badonasty:
Abeg we need you in Manchester

Ngwamankillyou:
If he is a southerner pls someone should advise him before those blood sucking barbarians descend on him.

NimrodEndOfDays:
They are private citizens and are not obligated to do so.