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Business › Re: CBN Sanctions Nine Banks For Failing To Remit $2.3bn NNPC Funds by ceaser: 3:58am On Aug 25, 2016

And on this same issue, Heritage has frantically been trying to reassure her customers. I will take all their reassurances and brags with caution sha.

Properties › Re: The LED Evolution: Revolutionizing Lighting by ceaser: 8:28pm On Aug 20, 2016

allCopacetic:
Alluring Wall brackets. Let your choices reflect your sophistication
......Class.....

Beautiful. Especially those two with illuminated rims.

Phones › Re: Why Glo Will Lose The Data Wars! by ceaser: 7:05pm On Aug 20, 2016

hUmaneOne:
You should take a course on Android development to know what happens under the Android stack.

Check Coursera..

Please stop engaging him, for every reply of his to you is prefixed with an abusive or cuss word. Can't stand those any longer. Aggghrrr!

Do you guys know each other outside here? Cos he looks like he wants to grind a personal axe with you.

Phones › Re: Why Glo Will Lose The Data Wars! by ceaser: 9:54am On Aug 20, 2016

TheRealAfonja:
....on Sunday by Monday morning dey told me I have 120mb left .... Before I commot for bathroom 0mb left .... I hate Glo MTN I never tried others

<in Falz' voice>. Waz rong with you na? I am zure you use that data to piss into the bafroom. Pissing usually consumes a lot of data. Ask MTN.

Phones › Re: Why Glo Will Lose The Data Wars! by ceaser: 9:41am On Aug 20, 2016

joey150:
Once i notice you use glo or internet explorer i swear I'll never take you serious!

Edge browser nko?

Phones › Re: Why Glo Will Lose The Data Wars! by ceaser: 9:29am On Aug 20, 2016

Politicalidiot:
Glo seriously just had to know where I was. . Even if you turn it off, within a minute it was back again. And God help you if you sleep off without putting off your data. Just kiss your fully charged battery Goodbye. Especially in this era that Nepa doesn't have joy
That problem is due to the fact that glo 3.5G is as unstable as uranium. It fluctuates like hell! So your device tries to always lock onto a fake Glo 3G which is more like 2G. The device uses huge battery juice to attain this locking (similar to searching for network)

This was the last straw. I couldn't take it again (I probably will until my subscription expires Sunday. So, yes. I posted this with Glo). A bad User experience coupled with poor network? Glo is silently but surely heading for the data Gallows.
Ever since Glo came on board and cos I have sworn never to have anything to do with MTN because of their cannibalistic approach when they got to Nigeria, I promised to stay by the Nigerian brand and I maintained this stance all the years. Three months ago, Glo helped me to break my covenant partially. I still stayed away from MTN, but ported the Glo number to Airtel. Now I enjoy blazing data speed (although at little extra cost) and clear call connection. No more missed and dropped calls from business partners only for glo to send you SMS hours after notifying you that so so and so tried to call you.

I have also ported two other members of my family from glo to Airtel. Glo custocare has called me a few times since then. I just tell 'em plain and simple to check my records of loyalty for years, but I can't keep hurting myself all in the name of patriotism.

Career › Re: Why Is Medicine Unattractive In Nigeria? by ceaser: 8:47am On Aug 20, 2016

EdoBoy90:
With all the many years spent in school coupled with the incessant strikes.

WOW!!!

I love my engineering oooo. well paid as a starter.

Thanks to God almighty.

Good for you. I think you need to strongly work at ensuring that the absurdities and "anyhowness" the country is known for does not erode your profession. Like lack of proper job description that warrants builders claiming to take up the the job of building engineers, and the government of the day that oversees a corrupt system indulging 'em.

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Career › Re: Why Is Medicine Unattractive In Nigeria? by ceaser: 8:37am On Aug 20, 2016

ogawisdom:
Unattractive ? Pay wise

Well compared to other Fg jobs I think their pay is not bad. A doctor on horsemanship in a teaching hospital usually little boys/girls 23/24yrs earn b/w 185 to 200k Monthly so dts doctors minimum pay so hw is dt unattractive. A fresh lecturer 2 with PhD teaching history or whatever in Fed uni earn far less at abt 130k. Not many Fg entry level jobs can pay up to 185k

23 ke? The mean age at grad for med students in most Nigerian public universities is 25 and that's for those lucky not to have interrupted semesters from strikes and all. While other disciplines are affected by just a few types of industrial strikes, med students may be affected by three or more in addition to ASUU, NASU or SSANU namely: SSATHURAI (Teaching hospitals health workers), MAWHUN (allied health workers), NANNM (Nurses), NARD, MDCAN.

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Career › Re: Why Is Medicine Unattractive In Nigeria? by ceaser: 8:14am On Aug 20, 2016

hUmaneOne:
Haha.. Cmon your mum didn't say that..
Doctors are trained from year 2, to take much notes and to write very fast hence the writings.its not deliberate.

Some have good writings by the way

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Career › Re: Why Is Medicine Unattractive In Nigeria? by ceaser: 8:06am On Aug 20, 2016

Maxvasia:
Hehehehe....this man is obviously not a Doctor. Not one of us.

You just nailed it. On spot Diag.

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Career › Re: Why Is Medicine Unattractive In Nigeria? by ceaser: 7:35am On Aug 20, 2016*

Araoluwa005:
and who says medicine is not attractive?

Sorry to disappoint you. As it stands now in this country, a lot of absurdities have come into play that has made the profession unattractive (unattractive is even an understatement). Ranging from intra-sectoral (health sector) hatred for the average doctor to the national dislike for anyone that bears that title, also in connivance with other professionals within the sector and with a few medical elders (CMDs et al) whose atypical attitude us is neither attributable to senility or misunderstanding, but sheer selfishness and greed aimed at enriching 'emselves at the expense of the younger colleagues. Equipments and resources to make you at par with colleagues in other climes in terms of patient handling and treatment are non-existent. You sadly watch some patients fight for their lives because oxygen cylinders are not available for you to do the needful. When you demand the government and even the hospital heads correct these anomalies, they say doctors have come with their wahala again. Remunerations nko? Ah, that one na hydra headed. Even the patients that you have hitherto contributed monies for their treatment rise up against you in defence of the government that have plunged them in poverty. Then you start hearing things like: " they like money too mush". The other members of the health team too rise up against the doctor: "A doctor must never earn more than I do"."What do they even do sef that the pharmacist cannot do?". "I as the hospital accountant is also entitled to health hazard allowance of 5 thousand naira even though I sit in an air conditioned room away from the dangers and health hazards faced by the ward maids, nurses and other core members of the medical team. Mind you, hazard allowance of 5k isn't enough to treat malaria. So how d'you think that'll handle hepatitis or Lassa (RIP to the doctor that passed on 2 days ago in ABUTH from Lassa contracted from his patient and to Doctor Adadevoh, the heroine of the Ebola war) or HIV, PTB etc. My brother, your leaders have served the country to the dogs.
Put together 10 Nigerian doctors currently resident in the country, 80% of them will wish their children go for more lucrative jobs than medicine and if they must study medicine (either in this country or outside), they will NEVER wish the children work in this country.

I must tell you that within the past seven months, 10 Nigerian medical doctors of various cadres, who are all well known to me, have taken sojourn in countries where the medical profession is valued for what it naturally is, without prejudice and without fear or favour. Four in Australia, three in Great Britain (and Ireland), two in Canada and one in Jamaica. Almost all already have their families relocated.

Now that is just the ten I know. What about the multiples of ten such doctors that are known to others as well? It's a worrisome trend, and this country is in deep shyte!

The travails of our Olympics team, though not the main issue of discussion here, is a story left for another day.

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Technology Market › Re: Exchange Rates Of International Currencies >>>Updates on First Page<<< by ceaser: 10:02am On Aug 11, 2016

frebor:

Na waa o. How Alipay take resemble Aliexpress Pocket? You even check link wey I put? You no get any other phone wey you fit try the app on top. Google don retire for all your devices?

OK o, make I spoon feed you so you go understand.

All these no dey the app for Aliexpress app on windows phone jhoor. E no dey the full website too o. Even google did not provide solution. I guess it's only available for users of the OFFICIAL app on devices (Windows phone version isn't an OFFICIAL app, but a third party).

Sports › Re: Olympic Rower Chierika Ukogu Reaches Semifinal by ceaser: 9:25am On Aug 10, 2016

realestniggah:

e pa te wo fun omo yen

omo Igbo yii good gan

Badu belle grin

Fashion › Re: Mr Nairaland 2016 - Grand Finale by ceaser: 6:36am On Aug 07, 2016

I VOTE FYNESTB0I

CC: NLJEGA

Technology Market › Re: Exchange Rates Of International Currencies >>>Updates on First Page<<< by ceaser: 9:28pm On Aug 06, 2016

frebor:
I don't use the website, just the app. Check sale.aliexpress.com/ pocket.htm

I checked it out and presume the closest thing to it from the drop-Dow menu on user profile is the "Alipay".

So I continued with the process of registration but not surprisingly, it's apparent Nigeria as usual has been schemed out for whatever reasons they all give. So I just didn't bother to continue with the registration.

See attached screenshot. See where it reads: Alipay balance functionality is currently unavailable in Nigeria. We apologise for the inconvenience

Technology Market › Re: Exchange Rates Of International Currencies >>>Updates on First Page<<< by ceaser: 6:50pm On Aug 06, 2016

frebor:
I don't use the website, just the app. Check sale.aliexpress.com/ pocket.htm

Thanks. I'll check it out.

Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Speaks On U.S. Visit, Governor Fayose’s Attacks by ceaser: 5:46pm On Aug 06, 2016

AboveGod:
One day what is hidden shall surely be revealed. It shall come to pass that day,one of the planners of this charade shall chose to play the role of Jibrin. A whole wife of a president couldn't even bother to meet Michelle just like ordinary Toyin Saraki and had it been she met Michelle,she(Michelle)will surely support her,all I see around her are blacks and some or few expired whites. She spoke with VOA Hausa not even english because I couldn't even see her on VOA English or its Facebook updates,what about CNN nil. I accentuate,what is hidden shall surely come to pass.

But Tóyìn Sàràkí's corruption and thievery, few of which is revealed by the Panama papers, stink to the high heavens. Except you wanna tell Nigerians Tóyìn Sàràkí isn't corrupt and she is not the one that has had repeated rows with the EFCC since Goodluck Jonathan days in power.

Na wa o. Your affinity for self-aggrandizement and self-justification no get part two.

Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Speaks On U.S. Visit, Governor Fayose’s Attacks by ceaser: 5:46pm On Aug 06, 2016

AboveGod:
One day what is hidden shall surely be revealed. It shall come to pass that day,one of the planners of this charade shall chose to play the role of Jibrin. A whole wife of a president couldn't even bother to meet Michelle just like ordinary Toyin Saraki and had it been she met Michelle,she(Michelle)will surely support her,all I see around her are blacks and some or few expired whites. She spoke with VOA Hausa not even english because I couldn't even see her on VOA English or its Facebook updates,what about CNN nil. I accentuate,what is hidden shall surely come to pass.

Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Speaks On U.S. Visit, Governor Fayose’s Attacks by ceaser: 5:27pm On Aug 06, 2016

dan312:
"N86,935,680" hang-bag

Ghen ghen! Another trouble brewing grin

But na. Even with my level, babe can afford 60k handbag stress-free, although I won't allow her do that cos I fear say Baba God fit vex make me poor for being unnecessarily ostentatious.

Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Speaks On U.S. Visit, Governor Fayose’s Attacks by ceaser: 5:10pm On Aug 06, 2016

Adaure4ever:
She should shut hell up, inas much as, Fayose messed up,
why is she playing a victim mentality card?
Were Patience Jonathan, Okonjo Iweala not insulted by APC Touts? Did the two women not ignore them and move on.
Silly government

I think the reason she took legal proceedings was because some set of people now harped unnecessarily on the allegations so much that they start pointing out her silence as assent. They even went as far as daring her to travel to the US if Fáyòsé was lying. This was putting her reputation, and by extension her husband's in the way of jeopardy. If it were you and you're damn sure of your innocence, wouldn't you take it up legally too?

By the way, PEJ actually made those grammatical errors for which she was made fun of. So she doesn't need to play any "victim card". I too would have done what she did if I couldn't help the situation: Simply move on, ask the naysayers to "go nuke 'emselves" while I try to secretly brush up on my communication and grammatical skills to shame 'em at a comeback.

NOI, what was she insulted for then?

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Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Speaks On U.S. Visit, Governor Fayose’s Attacks by ceaser: 4:56pm On Aug 06, 2016

sapiosexual1:
Ministers of Agriculture and Commerce & Industry are supposed to be championing this Industrial move, the Mama Taraba is also supposed to be involved in this, apparently none of them is involved in this trip. What's it with Buhari's ministers and incompetence?
Aisha has spoken well, she is also doing well

Well, first, there is now no office of the first lady, so she may not shave access to all the pecks, attention and entourage that goes with the president's especially in this time of economic hardship.

Secondly, I think the agric and culture minister would have appropriately fitted in a president's entourage visit as that will have been a well recognized state visit in which all stakeholders will be expected to be present.

Celebrities › Re: Emma Nyra Flaunts Her Breast Nipples In Her Room ( Pics & Vid) by ceaser: 4:13pm On Aug 06, 2016

Goddygee:
"...and when ye shall see any topic with the word; Boobs, breast, tips, ye shall move them to front page without hestitation. Thus says oga suen to mods..."

book of Nairaland chapter 2 verse 5

...and when ye shall start to see any topic with the word; Boobz, bress, tips, taking over the front page on NairaLand, and the son of men ogling to take a peek and with the mind to take a leak; and even the daughters of eve urge them on, ye shall know that the end of the world is near.

Fixed.

By the way, my opening this thread was unintentional, but rather in-cidental. wink

Politics › Re: FG Defends N197 To Dollar Exchange Rate For Hajj (photo) by ceaser: 3:26pm On Aug 06, 2016*

The FG just falling hand on this one. Why not fully separate state and religion? With this state of the economy, anyone who wants to embark on luxuries and other non-state functions should source for dollar 'emselves; so also should those trying to embark on religious duties.

I wonder if they will also cone out to lend any assistance to non-orthodox (christian/muslim) religions. Will the FG provide dollars for Sàñgó worshippers that wish to travel to Brazil to find out the extent of spread of the Yorùbá traditional religion from its epicenter in the south west?

Wetin be my own sef? Shebi the FG didn't listen to my opposition to subsidize for Jerusalem pilgrims few months ago, so how dem go take listen to me this time?

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Politics › Re: FG Moves To Cut Power Utilisation By 85% by ceaser: 3:16pm On Aug 06, 2016

abouzaid:
reduce dependency on gas at a time we're the highest gas flaring nation on earth? bros we need to burn more gas not reduce it. let the president seek for a peaceful end to the Niger Delta problem like yarduab and Jonathan did, Britain warned him that deploying soldiers against the avengers would likely end up as a disaster yet he ignored them, let him tow the path of peace rather than confrontation, we have more meaningful things to deal with, gas flaring been one of them.

Sadly, petrochemicals that should be our way out of a quagmire has now turned out to be the problem itself. NDAs can only hold people to ransom for reliance on the product. Why d'you think the US and several other developed nations are moving away from fossil fuel to cleaner, renewable solutions? The oil has become an unnecessary burden on the world due to the likes of ISIS, ISIL and now NDA, well in a smaller dimension. Germany is the largest producer of energy supplied cheaply as at today (they produced excess last year that citizens were being begged to use it up, yet these same german citizens still constitute the number that preordered Tesla's home battery solution (a form of off-grid power solution).

Yes we flare gas and we really need to utilize this thing, maybe export it as Russia exports her gas to other countries but delta agitation will preclude that. Please note that I am not against resource control, but I am not for senseless and selfish approaches either. Only Ken Saro Wiwa fought the ND agitation selflessly. Others like Tompolo, NDA et al all do so to make money. That is why it os not reasonable to concede to them because doing so will not solve the problem in the region, like it has been for years even after several indulgences from the FG.

Politics › Re: FG Moves To Cut Power Utilisation By 85% by ceaser: 2:58pm On Aug 06, 2016

Cargoed:
We need to come together and think, our Elect power issues did not start today...it has been the same since 1984 but almost zero now.

What can we do for our country not what can our politicians do for us

If we reduce consumption by buying energy efficient devices this will go a long way. Secound hand fridge with 500watt will cost more later.

If we all go Solar with energy efficient bulbs even if it can only carry light bulbs you will be surprise the results you will get,
we have no excuse for beign in darkness all night.

If we train more technicians in energy conservation and not just energy production, You see buldings beign built without any natural cooling.

If engineers can spend some few minutes on research and not just dumping technology from the west that are too expensive or non adaptive.

If Factory owners can produce at offpeak time, like night shifts to reduce peak power drainage.

If distribution companies can store some of the electricity they have at offpeak times. Energystorage systems.

If banks can get involved by lending to solar/hybrid developers.

And so on ..... It will take Nigeria 30yrs at this rate to meet half the demand if wait for our politicians.

Very valid and reasonable points there. I personally have explored some of those points with astounding results. I have introduced five other colleagues who have also testified to me that their neighbours were all wondering how they have their security lights always on overnight.

Politics › Re: Fashola Inspects MOJEC International Meter Manufacturing Company,Lagos(pics) by ceaser: 1:30pm On Aug 06, 2016

Tunechi1:
Our able minister

Abegii! He doesn't deserve that medal yet. Not until the majority confess to improvement in his sector. At the moment, I still see him as still unsure of himself making mark in that portfolio.

Politics › Re: Voice Of America Interviews Aisha Buhari In USA(photos) by ceaser: 1:16pm On Aug 06, 2016

ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
Help her husband? How? Wailer like you!

Ha! Don't be trapped o. If she makes one mistake to "help her husband" the way they mean (the culture of impunity of Nigerian First ladies), the will come out again to say: "Shebi bubu said there is no office of the first lady", "Just see as she is spending NDA's Oyel monies on jamborees", etc etc.

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Politics › Re: Fayose Struggles To Justify Statements About Aisha Buhari As She Arrives In US by ceaser: 12:59pm On Aug 06, 2016

STFUareyouG0d:
Boss, pls mercy me. Na joke I dey. I no mean wetin I type that time Pity my guy and check my signature

STFUareyouG0d:
Bros easy on me Na. Hian! I no be Igbo and I no be Yoruba either. But one thing I can assure you is I'm Nigerian

Bros pls check my signature sir

Politics › Re: Nigeria Bankrupt Because Of A Foolish Policy, Says Emir Sanusi by ceaser: 4:53pm On Aug 04, 2016

mrkayusfit:
The Niger delta terrorists are the ones crippling our economy. Left to me, i prefer the military invade the Niger delta creeks to smoke out the scavengers crippling our oil wealth just like they did in arepo creeks. Negotiations is not the way out. Bombard the idiiots and let them know force is the only reply from the government. Many states can't pay salaries because our oil production is dropping because of a few miscreants fighting for their pockets. We once fed the country with cocoa and agriculture money from the north and no youths from SW & North formed militancy. Lazy parasites waiting for monthly stipends from our oil wealth instead of looking for what to do

Resource control for every region is the mainstay of treatment of these senseless and unreasonable agitations from the Ijaws. Let 'em take hold of on-shore oil wells while the off-shore remains the FG's (cos the FG owns and maintains the territorial integrity, then they pay serious and heavy tax, backed up by serious legislation to the FG. If any nincompoop then blows up pipelines in the name of "freedom fight", that is war against the federation and such insane individual should be blown to smithereens, Olórun ñgbó. Sadly that may be a bitter pill to swallow, at least for now that diversification is a work in progress. But I can wager that that despite that arrangement, that place will be worse off than it is now in years to come. Or how d'you expect someone who can't do anything with 13% derivation to do with 50%, even 100% derivation? They will still end up protecting their looting lords like Alameiseigha, Ibori, Timpolo et al.

As per the states not being able to pay salaries, the same SLS theory applies to 'em state governors. They are mostly brain dead and bereft of novel ideas to make their states independent of stipends and hand-outs from the FG. Aside that, the little they get from the centre will rather be channelled into their own pockets that to better the well being of their state citizens. Even right now that someone has taken the bold step to try serving and past corrupt state governors to at least serve as deterrent to others, what we get is the cry of witch-hunt, harassment etc.

Crime › Re: Abuja Notorious Fraudsters Arrested By Police (pic) by ceaser: 1:37pm On Aug 03, 2016

Rxpetite:
How strange.
Could this be change?
OMG!! I rhymed!
How nice!

NCAN members are going to be so disappointed. lol.

I was actually expecting to see Yoruba names. So no. Not disappointed in the way you mean.

Disclaimer: I am not a member of NCAN. All other documents remain valid.

Politics › Re: Soldiers Take Over Arepo, Trace Militants To Badagry by ceaser: 1:27pm On Aug 03, 2016

Justiyke4u:
In as much as we celebrate with the success of the military and congratulate them, does it not still look somehow that no picture or video covering the post impact of the operation? Am just wondering

I think they are trying to avoid some peeps crying more than the bereaved: shouting genocide, Human rights, UN, ECOWAS, AGIP, PDP, APC. They are actually lurking around the corner, viewing this topic, waiting for pictures to be released.

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Politics › Re: Photos Of Half-Unclad Women Protesting In Kaduna Against Herdsmen Killings by ceaser: 12:48pm On Aug 03, 2016

amnesty7:
While it is wholly understandable to protest peacefully, i cannot see the wisdom behind the unclothness. Even animals have their natural clothing.

Some link mentioned originally naked Americans (not the half naked here) protesting against trump. The link didn't open though grin

(it's not what you're thinking o)

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