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cupidhero:That Cortana heh? Na every Tom, Dyck and Harry she dey roll with. She's fee for all meeeen. The other day I asked her "Do you have a boyfriend?" "Okay, we'll need a plan. I'll work at being more human while you work at being more digital", she cooed. Suspecting she's trying to avoid a direct answer, I then asked her the more direct question "Cortana d'you like me?" Shockingly she responded, "I bet you ask the same question from others", she retorted. Sensing she might be pissed, I whispered, "Are you angry?" "Um. no". She said. Not convinced, I asked again, "Are you mad?" "Anger overheats my processor", she replied but this time more assuredly. Screenshots below for those in doubt
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I have been flashed by these types of numbers several times in the past months. I have friends and contacts overseas that I usually place calls to and I'm always tempted to call these numbers back thinking that it might be one of 'em. However, I have always been held back because the numbers have not been traceable to any international dialling codes. I have been able to block some of them but it seems they have kept mutating by the digits changing like those MTN, Glo and Airtel crazy, voice automated numbers. My questions therefore are: 1. Do any of you guys have similar experiences with these numbers? 2. D'you think it's another gimmick of our own network providers since they know the usual 11-digit numbers they disturb us with no more work? 3. Calls from these types of numbers last for about 3 seconds (not even enough to pick it up), so what d'you think is exactly is the motive behind calling/flashing as the case may be?
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Ilekeh:Windows 2000 kwa? Eeya, sorry o. |
bigtt76:But the "Google glass" was not a wasteful project, I guess. Sorry, the public opinion about the glass is unfortunately negative but this MSFT hologram, is being expected with much fanfare. |
dasphinx1:Go Windows! Go Windows!! Go!!! Rocking a Lumia device. |
bullabong:Indomié kids. Ntoor! |
Orikinla:Now this is getting more dangerous. People going diabolical for this election. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG0JtMFif3g |
Hethatlovesyou:Ever since facebook took over whatsapp from its original owners, there has been gradual introduction of the stringent conditions and lack of privacy that characterises facebook. Facebook for instance scan thru your contacts using the contact list on your whatsapp. They now match it with your facebook account and auggest friends to you thru your e-mail. You'll be suprised to see messages like "Do you know xxxxxxx?" on your email. When you look carefully you'll realise that maybe it's someone you only met briefly and exchanged numbers to maybe carry out a transaction or some other very brief engagements. You might not be planning to let your friendship with auch person exceed beyond that, but here is facebook giving you a stupid suggestion. I have since installed "Telegram" app the moment facebook bought whatsapp. "Telegram" is relatively fresh and also their encryption and server privacy is still top notch Please try it out and give "Whatsapp" a serious middle finger disapproval. |
all4naija:Sorry GEJ already said he looks forward to a day in Nigeria when there will be no more prisons. So it's free for all. GEJ till infinity. |
Zeus777:You see, I believe this issue of one body administering all is being rejected by lab technician led-johesu simply because it will now puncture their plans of rapidly churning out 'consultants' as if making biscuits on a conveyor belt. Sincerely speaking, if you know the stuff you are made of, you don't have to be afraid. Why would I be afraid of "being sent to jail for corruption by a new administration" when I've not committed any financial crimes? I don't see most doctors having issues with this cos I don't know what could be worse treatment than what they currently go through in their various post graduate colleges and hospitals during their years as residents. It's still johesu's wildest dream of getting undeserved credit, undue recognition and getting so much from little work that is still driving them to reject this offer. I'm sure that just as the average Nigerian doctor did not even object to the constituent members of the Yayale Ahmed committee even though doctors' representation was seriously underwhelming, is the same way that they wouldn't really bother even if the proposed administering body contains ONLY johesuite (Nurses, Pharms, lab technicians, record officers, health attendants, account officers, security etc. This is because 'what will be will be'. You can't change reality and truth even if you use MONEY to promote lies for years. The international best practices that johesu tasked the yayale Ahmed commitee to bring is exactly what they have done, so why discredit it again? For goodness sake, what exactly do they want?! |
hayor2014:
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McToluene:"Global TV" app.
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Alfred234:Hahaha. You missed it all. Cortana is actually more advanced than siri. In addition to the things you said above, Cortana equally answers your questions, sings if asked to and tells jokes as well. It even quote bible verses and Quran verses. It does lots more.
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Toonfreak:What?! Doctors ARE NOT ON STRIKE, johesu is! Freak!!! |
TooGood01:Since you're a statistician, it'll be nice of you read my write up two posts up. No single doctor is against johesuites becoming a xonsultant. The proviso is that it be done the right way (or at least the way it's currently being run in the health sector) and not thru cutting corners or going thru the back door. Pls note that this is necessary in order to entrench professionalism and discipline in the would be "consultant" pharmacist/nurse/lab technician/cleaner/security etc. This is really a very simple arguement to understand. |
seunayantokun:Don't you get it? The yayale report was drafted in accordance woth what obtains in those countries you mentioned. At least that is what you've always been clamourimg for and still clamours for, going by your entreaties to the FG. You demanded what obtains internationally, it was given to you. So what else do you want? |
HilaryMedia:Well NASU has not haboured the unthinkable yet, have they? Tgey have not asked to be made the VC or Head of Academic departments yet. The day they try tge unthinkable is the day they start going down like johesu. There is unity and accord between ASUU and NASU cos the later knows their work description and held onto it. That is why the interdependence and mutual respext has existed. Matter of fact, NASU rides on the providence and tenacity of ASUU when engaging the government to also get their (NASU) demands and not by saying that they want to be equalled with the former. ASUU always encourages NASU behind the scenes not to give up when engaging the government. But what obtains in tbr health sector? johesu planning a coup and expecting the government to be indifferent. I mean where on this earth does that happen? You can't just wake up one day and say you wan to start residency without willing to "do residency in tge real sense of it". That is by giving up your permanent employment, run your program for nothing less than four years and be ready to be booted out of that facility in renewed search for job the moment you become a "consultant". You must be ready to stay non-pensionable. I mean, you can't eat your cake and have it. That'll be gross injustice. |
wise7:A video jingle by Nollywood has already been made for GMB. I guess no one is ready to do anything for GEJ, even for a fee. See the twns of GEJ campaign buses with no drivers to take them down to kaduna. |
Aksonman:God must have been angered: He shares His glory with no one. Two months ago the revelation might be in favour of GEJ. But soon as the association of Nigerian witches and wizards came on board to announce that they had sealed his victory in the spirit realm, and failed to acknowledge God, baba God come vex. Trust am nau, Him dey ready to turn the counsels of wise men into foolishness. Who go question Am, you? |
bustyhelen:bustyhelen ke?! Coosie, so you're a nairalander and members didn't know all this while. Anyway congrats on the post on your own person making the front page. Toto Dyke now goes philantropist and you bustyhelen now wears minimally concealing dresses. 2015 is indeed year of change. |
lilmaxfidel:Listen to yourself! Assuming he lost in the primary to a Yoruba man, you'd lead the calvary in an ethnic bashing. Now he wins due to the hospitality and tolerance that pervades the atmosphere in south west and you are here condemning him as "self-turned yoruba man". How many yoruba man can dream of contesting in port-harcourt let alone willing? Of course your choice of candidate already shows that you see yourself first as an Easterner before a Nigerian. You're just unbelievable and immature. Uuughrr! |
worlexy:Well, they'd want you to believe otherwise. You are informed and that's why the truth sets you free. But what of the many uninformed out there or even those that's been misinformed to believe that it's doctors that are on strike? The attached is a picture from AIT few days ago:
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Fabdedon:So now i got it. Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UR5g69sx9E&feature=youtu.be&a |
lilmaxfidel:Okay o. I don hear you Odion. |
Fabdedon:The you tube link was blocked o. In fact, binging/googling it won't turn up any results. PDP did their home work well. People have it on their whatsapp though. There are two versions of the video - A 9 minutes lenght clip and a longer 15 minutes lenght clip. I was able to see the shorter lenght though. |
lilmaxfidel:How much did PDP pay you to prowl the cyberspace picking on percieved enemies and articles? And in your hurry to draw the first blood, you failed to see that this post actually contains two articles from both contenders. So as much as I am concerned, this post is neutral at best. You better just celebrate your "FTC" if you have notging else to do. ![]() |
Jan 3, 2015 0 338 by Azubuike Azikiwe Mbaka Jonaa Rev. Father. Ejike Mbaka, the founder of Adoration Ministry, Enugu, is awfully displeased with President Goodluck Jonathan. Only two months ago, the cleric annointed First Lady, Patience Jonathan, and prophesied that her husband would win his re-election in February. However, he seems to have had a change of heart, going by his prediction during the end-of-year Adoration mass to usher in 2015. Delivering a sermon tagged, “From Good luck to Bad luck”, Father Mbaka urged Nigerians to vote out Jonathan, while adding that he got a revelation from God, which proved that the president would lose at the presidential election. We present to you, 10 noteworthy quotes from his diatribe against GEJ. 1. “All the other birds I released flew away but the healthiest of them, which is Jonathan’s bird, could not fly. I tried to make it fly but it could not fly.” 2. “NEPA is not working because of corruption. The privatization of public companies has not yielded any fruit because of corruption.” 3. “Jonathan surrounded himself with very corrupt officers who advise him. Nigerians are sick and tired of wasting innocent lives without government doing enough to stop the destruction.” 4. “President Goodluck Jonanthan has disappointed Nigerians and means no good anymore for the country.” 5. “I love President Goodluck Jonathan and I used to be his ardent fan, but I want good for my people and that’s why I want Nigerians to vote out Goodluck Jonathan and vote General Muhammad Buhari. I don’t care if Buhari is a Muslim and from the North; all I care about it’s that Buhari can save Nigeria.” 6. “Nigerians are calling for change. We need a change,” he repeated. “We don’t want to move from bad luck to bad luck; Nigerians want to move from bad luck to good luck.” 7. “The men of God only go there to dine and wine with the leaders for their own welfare without telling them the truth. But I’m happy that I, Fr. Mbaka, I’m not that type of priest. If you want money, I dash you money because the God I serve has blessed me abundantly.” 8. “I don’t know Buhari. I have never sat with him before. I am not being partisan, but I want total change in Nigeria.” 9. “Buhari cannot make Nigeria an Islamic country because we are in democracy. It was IBB government that dragged Nigeria into OIC. When Buhari fought corruption, people became careful about their actions. Anyone who says Buhari will Islamise Nigeria is not being fair.” 10. “If a northerner will rule the country and insecurity will stop, so be it. If a Yoruba man will rule Nigeria in 2015 and we have peace and stop the shedding of innocent blood, so be it. Nigerians are tired of wasting innocent lives.” Attempts to download tge full clip from the intwrnet seemed futile as the video is suspected to be blocked ecen as if had gone viral in the cyberspace. Expectedly, the Jonathan camp has come out with a robust reply to this shocker and here it goes: Atiku OusmanGEJA (Goodluck Ebele Jonathan Again 2015-2019) BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!! B-R-E-A-K-I-N-G N-E-W-S: CHRIS NGIGE PAID REVEREND FATHER MBAKA N850MILLION TO JOIN APC CAMPAIGN TEAM .....It has been revealed that the APC through Chris Ngige secretly paid a controversial clergyman called Rev EJike Mbaka a whopping eight hundred and fifty million Naira, to attack Nigerian President Jonathan, as part of their strategic dirty campaign of lies, deceits, fabrication, distortion, intimidation and blackmail. The money was arranged by River state Governor, Rotimi Amaechi. It is not a secret that Amaechi hates President Jonathan. So When the idea of bribing the dodgy priest was brought up by El- rufai and Buhari, Amaechi quickly volunteered to make the fund available. This is not the first time the controversial priest has patronized APC. During the Anambra state governorship election in November, 2013, 28 Worshippers died in a stampede caused by APC and its supporters. Chris Ngige was heavily implicated on that tragedy. He tried in vain to blame it on Peter Obi who was then the governor of Anambra state. But despite all the attempt to smear peter obi, it failed. We have in our possession documented implicating APC and Chris Ngige to that tragedy and the current bribing of the despicable Rev Mbaka........THE STORY HAVE JUST BEGUN |
Pataki:Top 10 quotes from Rev. Fr. Mbaka’s tirade against GEJ (READ) Jan 3, 2015 0 338 by Azubuike Azikiwe Mbaka Jonaa Rev. Father. Ejike Mbaka, the founder of Adoration Ministry, Enugu, is awfully displeased with President Goodluck Jonathan. Only two months ago, the cleric annointed First Lady, Patience Jonathan, and prophesied that her husband would win his re-election in February. However, he seems to have had a change of heart, going by his prediction during the end-of-year Adoration mass to usher in 2015. Delivering a sermon tagged, “From Good luck to Bad luck”, Father Mbaka urged Nigerians to vote out Jonathan, while adding that he got a revelation from God, which proved that the president would lose at the presidential election. We present to you, 10 noteworthy quotes from his diatribe against GEJ 1. “All the other birds I released flew away but the healthiest of them, which is Jonathan’s bird, could not fly. I tried to make it fly but it could not fly.” 2. “NEPA is not working because of corruption. The privatization of public companies has not yielded any fruit because of corruption.” 3. “Jonathan surrounded himself with very corrupt officers who advise him. Nigerians are sick and tired of wasting innocent lives without government doing enough to stop the destruction.” 4. “President Goodluck Jonanthan has disappointed Nigerians and means no good anymore for the country.” 5. “I love President Goodluck Jonathan and I used to be his ardent fan, but I want good for my people and that’s why I want Nigerians to vote out Goodluck Jonathan and vote General Muhammad Buhari. I don’t care if Buhari is a Muslim and from the North; all I care about it’s that Buhari can save Nigeria.” 6. “Nigerians are calling for change. We need a change,” he repeated. “We don’t want to move from bad luck to bad luck; Nigerians want to move from bad luck to good luck.” 7. “The men of God only go there to dine and wine with the leaders for their own welfare without telling them the truth. But I’m happy that I, Fr. Mbaka, I’m not that type of priest. If you want money, I dash you money because the God I serve has blessed me abundantly.” 8. “I don’t know Buhari. I have never sat with him before. I am not being partisan, but I want total change in Nigeria.” 9. “Buhari cannot make Nigeria an Islamic country because we are in democracy. It was IBB government that dragged Nigeria into OIC. When Buhari fought corruption, people became careful about their actions. Anyone who says Buhari will Islamise Nigeria is not being fair.” 10. “If a northerner will rule the country and insecurity will stop, so be it. If a Yoruba man will rule Nigeria in 2015 and we have peace and stop the shedding of innocent blood, so be it. Nigerians are tired of wasting innocent lives.” Attempts to download tge full clip from the intwrnet seemed futile as the video is suspected to be blocked ecen as if had gone viral in the cyberspace. Expectedly, the Jonathan camp has come out with a robust reply to this shocker and her it goes: Atiku OusmanGEJA (Goodluck Ebele Jonathan Again 2015-2019) 1 hr · BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!! B-R-E-A-K-I-N-G N-E-W-S: CHRIS NGIGE PAID REVEREND FATHER MBAKA N850MILLION TO JOIN APC CAMPAIGN TEAM .....It has been revealed that the APC through Chris Ngige secretly paid a controversial clergyman called Rev EJike Mbaka a whopping eight hundred and fifty million Naira, to attack Nigerian President Jonathan, as part of their strategic dirty campaign of lies, deceits, fabrication, distortion, intimidation and blackmail. The money was arranged by River state Governor, Rotimi Amaechi. It is not a secret that Amaechi hates President Jonathan. So When the idea of bribing the dodgy priest was brought up by El-rufai and Buhari, Amaechi quickly volunteered to make the fund available. This is not the first time the controversial priest has patronized APC. During the Anambra state governorship election in November, 2013, 28 Worshippers died in a stampede caused by APC and its supporters. Chris Ngige was heavily implicated on that tragedy. He tried in vain to blame it on Peter Obi who was then the governor of Anambra state. But despite all the attempt to smear peter obi, it failed. We have in our possession documented implicating APC and Chris Ngige to that tragedy and the current bribing of the despicable Rev Mbaka........THE STORY HAVE JUST BEGUN |
ekuleku:Chai! SMH. Did you forget to add GEAJ till.... |
Athanatos:Yes of course. You'll benefit for six (6) weeks and go hungry for four years. Nigerians have actually learnt not to fall for the trick of stomach infrastructure scams. What happened to the price of cement, tell me? So I'll enjoin the rest of us smart to chop the fish wella, but work the polls smartly. |
LRNZH:You forgot to add cement price crash to =N=1000/bag. Two weeks after, it has been upward-reviewed to =N=1,850. Right now it costs =N=1,900. So I can tell you that if their gamble pays off, Nigerians should be ready to pay multiples to buy fish. THIS IS A GREEK GIFT, CITIZENS. |
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